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dzaovnied

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/28/2011
Last Login:4/30/2015
Location:Spain
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Content Ranking:#6559
Comment Ranking:#3580
Highest Content Rank:#3023
Highest Comment Rank:#3354
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Content Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:88438
Times Content Favorited:169 times
Total Comments Made:832
FJ Points:1823
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latest user's comments

#23 - LOL, the last one 04/30/2015 on Small Shhheeeet comp -3
#52 - Doesn't look like a little girl. 04/30/2015 on 4chan dump #7 +1
#1 - that happens to me, but instead of stopping again I beat said … 04/26/2015 on A gamers struggle 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Steam pls 0
#5 - Ken M (04/26/2015) [-]
much appreciated .
#2 - Ratones Coloraos, a spanish tv interviews program, the laughin… 04/25/2015 on Steam pls +3
#1339 - Alright, good luck everyone. 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#208 - So what? Just don't download them and you won't have to pay an… 04/24/2015 on Paid Mods -2
#78 - HAHAHA, that last webm, typical fatty who can't even move thei… 04/24/2015 on Just Neckbeard Things +1
#17 - "The Grape Vine", why would that kill him? medicexplain?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2015 on How To Fuck Shit Up Comp +3
User avatar #218 - qauronexoforce (04/23/2015) [-]
the idea is eventually you will get tired/pass out, when this happens you will lean back and then you will have the weight of your upper body bending your back so you do the math
the math says that your lungs will collapse
disclaimer im bad at math
User avatar #21 - reginleaf (04/22/2015) [-]
It doesn't kill him it locks him in place. Not sure how effective it would be though depending on flexibility.
User avatar #45 - sjanger (04/22/2015) [-]
It actually works surprisingly well, the tree is in the way, and if done correctly your body will press down on your foot so you can´t move it no matter how flexible you are.
I´ve been put in that position during my military service. When practicing taking prisoners
User avatar #46 - reginleaf (04/22/2015) [-]
Good to know.
#13 - Nice picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on 2 steaks for us you say? 0
#22 - theycallmesatan (04/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #15 - partially (12/25/2014) [-]
one creepy ass prof pic
User avatar #14 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #13 - PopcornViking (11/10/2012) [-]
what are you looking for for it
User avatar #12 - mattyjay (11/09/2012) [-]
Take away iron key and chest and then yes.
#10 - yunablade (11/09/2012) [-]
**yunablade rolled a random image posted in comment #1700582 at MLP Friendly Board **

Thanks a bunch, now I can complete frankie.

Also, i took your profile comments virginity :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - dzaovnied (11/09/2012) [-]
You are wellcome :D
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