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#742827 - He, definitely a he. 12/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#741978 - Very thoughtful.  [+] (51 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#741979 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
now back it up
User avatar #741999 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You sure make a lot of gay "jokes".
User avatar #742000 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
He could be a she for all I know.
User avatar #742827 - dynamitecrib (12/04/2013) [-]
He, definitely a he.
User avatar #742003 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm quite certain that I wasn't referring to this time alone.
User avatar #742004 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
I just assume you're a fagbag and make fun of you for it.
User avatar #742007 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
"I want to fuck you in the ass"
Yep. That's making fun of someone. Totally.
The other person is the gay one in that context.
You're perfectly straight.
User avatar #742009 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
I never said that, except to everyone.
Also you're gay because you take it in the ass.
User avatar #742014 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You're gonna have to rephrase that first line.

And the second line is false. I am a butt virgin. I'm gay because I enjoy the male anatomy, feel and have felt attraction towards males, and have 4 cats.
User avatar #742057 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
ur ghey now?
omg
User avatar #742060 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I say gay because I don't like saying bi, and I generally prefer males over females. I'm straight and gay but I'm not straight or gay. I don't like saying bisexual because so many people claim to be just because they're wiling to allow themselves to be attracted to both sexes, rather than actually feel strong attractions to both the opposite and same sex.
User avatar #742177 - lulzforhiroshima (12/04/2013) [-]
lel fucking fegget
User avatar #742061 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
Eh. I guess. Saying pansexual just makes people think "Attentionwhore" or "desperate".
User avatar #742062 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
makes me think of pans
User avatar #742063 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
Like everyone else.
I've heard pan jokes way too many times.
#742130 - Gonnafly (12/04/2013) [-]
Does this turn you on?
User avatar #742131 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #742064 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
No, pans actually were the first thing to pop into my mind when I first heard the term. I don't even know what pansexual is now. I know it's not pans.
User avatar #742070 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
Straight: Limited to opposite sex.
Gay: Limited to same sex.
Bisexual: limited to same and opposite sex.
Pansexual: Not limited to sex or gender.
User avatar #742071 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You're going to have to go a bit more in depth than that in order for me to understand.
User avatar #742093 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
Well, if it sounds like that to you, then it sounds like that to you. It doesn't change that it isn't the same because you're unable to see the difference.
User avatar #742095 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I didn't say that it did.
User avatar #742082 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
How do you know you're bisexual? You are can be attracted to males and females.
How do you know you are pansexual? You can be attracted to any person, no matter what is between their legs and in their heads.
Gender is a psychological thing. Fx. a male thinking he's a female.
Sex is physical. Male, female, hermaphrodite, shemale. Some consider shemale as males solely because they have a dick I believe. Not sure.
User avatar #742084 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Pan just sounds like the exact same thing as bi to me. That or I'm actually pan.
But I don't think I am since shemale and hermaphrodite are both male and female together, and bi applies to both male and female so uhh...
User avatar #742073 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
What? What is it you don't understand? What more is there to explain?
User avatar #742076 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
What is it that one feels attracted to which allows them to know that they're neither homo, hetero, nor bi, but actually pansexual?
User avatar #742075 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Wait, let me rephrase that.
User avatar #742074 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I don't know what sexes there are other than male, female, and both or neither.
User avatar #742016 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
That's pretty gay.

User avatar #742019 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You know what else is pretty gay?
User avatar #742020 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
tylosaurus?
User avatar #742022 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
Do you really take everything I say seriously?
#742024 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
This has to have been written by you.
User avatar #742186 - lulzforhiroshima (12/04/2013) [-]
Wow you get offended pretty easily dont you fegget?
User avatar #742207 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure, why not? You certainly know what you're talking about.
User avatar #742943 - lulzforhiroshima (12/05/2013) [-]
I do, you should come down. They are gay jokes, some people find them funny or amusing. No need to get upset or butthurt over it just because your a fegget too.
User avatar #742957 - alexanderburns (12/05/2013) [-]
That's not at all what I was arguing about.
User avatar #742025 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
The fact that youre using what is clearly a joke to try to prove that Im not joking proves you've got autism.
#742026 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
>implying
User avatar #742044 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
Understanding sarcasm pretty basic, it'll help you go far.
#742046 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I have a hard time reading a sarcastic tone ON THE INTERNET
WHERE IT'S ALL TEXT

I LOVE DICK
I WANT TO CUT OFF MY BALLS
AM I BEING SARCASTIC??
WHO KNOWS!
S' TEXT
IT AINT EVEN ITALICISED
User avatar #742037 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
Thats fine in the real world where you have to deal with people you don't like, but here on the internet I can choose to ignore and acting belligerently towards people I don't.
p.s. you can leave now
User avatar #742042 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Personally, I don't like to be a total dickbag anywhere because I realise that people on the internet are still people and are just as deserving of what respect I can give them as the people I see on the street, including those who I like and dislike. My morals have actual backing, they aren't just social obligations.

But hey, if you're fine with being a superasshole over nothing, then you're fine with being a superasshole over nothing. Luckily, I can deal with it on the internet just like I can deal with it irl.

Today I learned that selective bipolarity (not sure if that's the right word) is a thing.
User avatar #742034 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
go away
User avatar #742035 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You would greatly benefit from being able to listen to people and look at things from multiple perspectives.
#742030 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
Ok Im gonna go really make this really simple so that even you can understand this: you're an idiot, this is why you have no friends, and you're wrong literally all the time.
User avatar #742033 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You desperately need to learn how to communicate with people and not appear bipolar.
User avatar #742032 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Ok Im gonna go really make this really simple so that even you can understand this: you're an idiot, this is why you have no friends, and you're wrong literally all the time.
#742027 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
#742029 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Just to beclear here, cuz ur dumbnesss knows no bounds:
I am not trying to prove anything. I'm saying that stuff like this www.funnyjunk.com/user/alexanderburns/402#402
is exactly like stuff like this www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/742024#742024
becuase it still is gay as fuck if you're joking. Jokes are jokes, but they don't make it that you didn't say or did what you say or did. You can punch someone in the face as a joke, but you still punched someone in the face.

And please, don't use autism as an insult. Don't be one of those kids who have to use the hippest old-but-new me-me website insults to sound like every other idiot on the internet who has no clue what they're saying, but still manages to think they're superior.

Congratulations. You killed the fun, yet again.
#741966 - I can understand why you wouldn't want ghosts, but why BF4?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #741967 - squalllionhart (12/04/2013) [-]
because modern military shooters suck
#741965 - Nothing? thats the most Metal gift of all \m/  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #741981 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
I mean he's already a faggot what more could he ask for?
#741960 - So whats on your guy's Christmas list this year?  [+] (69 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#743107 - extremistavenger (12/05/2013) [-]
A sweet, sentimentally valuable gift for my gf.
>tfw only $11 on hand, and no job

Oh, and if I could get a God-Tier PC gaming rig, that'd be neat too.
User avatar #742324 - TheAnonLord (12/04/2013) [-]
3DS , which I got today, and BF4, which I got on Black Friday
User avatar #742175 - lobselvith (12/04/2013) [-]
Another Xbox360 controller.
User avatar #742128 - Gonnafly (12/04/2013) [-]
A 2DS.
User avatar #741987 - alstorp (12/04/2013) [-]
A headset.
User avatar #741977 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
you
#741978 - dynamitecrib (12/04/2013) [-]
Very thoughtful.
#741979 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
now back it up
User avatar #741999 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You sure make a lot of gay "jokes".
User avatar #742000 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
He could be a she for all I know.
User avatar #742827 - dynamitecrib (12/04/2013) [-]
He, definitely a he.
User avatar #742003 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm quite certain that I wasn't referring to this time alone.
User avatar #742004 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
I just assume you're a fagbag and make fun of you for it.
User avatar #742007 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
"I want to fuck you in the ass"
Yep. That's making fun of someone. Totally.
The other person is the gay one in that context.
You're perfectly straight.
User avatar #742009 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
I never said that, except to everyone.
Also you're gay because you take it in the ass.
User avatar #742014 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You're gonna have to rephrase that first line.

And the second line is false. I am a butt virgin. I'm gay because I enjoy the male anatomy, feel and have felt attraction towards males, and have 4 cats.
User avatar #742057 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
ur ghey now?
omg
User avatar #742060 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I say gay because I don't like saying bi, and I generally prefer males over females. I'm straight and gay but I'm not straight or gay. I don't like saying bisexual because so many people claim to be just because they're wiling to allow themselves to be attracted to both sexes, rather than actually feel strong attractions to both the opposite and same sex.
User avatar #742177 - lulzforhiroshima (12/04/2013) [-]
lel fucking fegget
User avatar #742061 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
Eh. I guess. Saying pansexual just makes people think "Attentionwhore" or "desperate".
User avatar #742062 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
makes me think of pans
User avatar #742063 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
Like everyone else.
I've heard pan jokes way too many times.
#742130 - Gonnafly (12/04/2013) [-]
Does this turn you on?
User avatar #742131 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #742064 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
No, pans actually were the first thing to pop into my mind when I first heard the term. I don't even know what pansexual is now. I know it's not pans.
User avatar #742070 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
Straight: Limited to opposite sex.
Gay: Limited to same sex.
Bisexual: limited to same and opposite sex.
Pansexual: Not limited to sex or gender.
User avatar #742071 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You're going to have to go a bit more in depth than that in order for me to understand.
User avatar #742093 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
Well, if it sounds like that to you, then it sounds like that to you. It doesn't change that it isn't the same because you're unable to see the difference.
User avatar #742095 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I didn't say that it did.
User avatar #742082 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
How do you know you're bisexual? You are can be attracted to males and females.
How do you know you are pansexual? You can be attracted to any person, no matter what is between their legs and in their heads.
Gender is a psychological thing. Fx. a male thinking he's a female.
Sex is physical. Male, female, hermaphrodite, shemale. Some consider shemale as males solely because they have a dick I believe. Not sure.
User avatar #742084 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Pan just sounds like the exact same thing as bi to me. That or I'm actually pan.
But I don't think I am since shemale and hermaphrodite are both male and female together, and bi applies to both male and female so uhh...
User avatar #742073 - tylosaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
What? What is it you don't understand? What more is there to explain?
User avatar #742076 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
What is it that one feels attracted to which allows them to know that they're neither homo, hetero, nor bi, but actually pansexual?
User avatar #742075 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Wait, let me rephrase that.
User avatar #742074 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I don't know what sexes there are other than male, female, and both or neither.
User avatar #742016 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
That's pretty gay.

User avatar #742019 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You know what else is pretty gay?
User avatar #742020 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
tylosaurus?
User avatar #742022 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
Do you really take everything I say seriously?
#742024 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
This has to have been written by you.
User avatar #742186 - lulzforhiroshima (12/04/2013) [-]
Wow you get offended pretty easily dont you fegget?
User avatar #742207 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure, why not? You certainly know what you're talking about.
User avatar #742943 - lulzforhiroshima (12/05/2013) [-]
I do, you should come down. They are gay jokes, some people find them funny or amusing. No need to get upset or butthurt over it just because your a fegget too.
User avatar #742957 - alexanderburns (12/05/2013) [-]
That's not at all what I was arguing about.
User avatar #742025 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
The fact that youre using what is clearly a joke to try to prove that Im not joking proves you've got autism.
#742026 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
>implying
User avatar #742044 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
Understanding sarcasm pretty basic, it'll help you go far.
#742046 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
I have a hard time reading a sarcastic tone ON THE INTERNET
WHERE IT'S ALL TEXT

I LOVE DICK
I WANT TO CUT OFF MY BALLS
AM I BEING SARCASTIC??
WHO KNOWS!
S' TEXT
IT AINT EVEN ITALICISED
User avatar #742037 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
Thats fine in the real world where you have to deal with people you don't like, but here on the internet I can choose to ignore and acting belligerently towards people I don't.
p.s. you can leave now
User avatar #742042 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Personally, I don't like to be a total dickbag anywhere because I realise that people on the internet are still people and are just as deserving of what respect I can give them as the people I see on the street, including those who I like and dislike. My morals have actual backing, they aren't just social obligations.

But hey, if you're fine with being a superasshole over nothing, then you're fine with being a superasshole over nothing. Luckily, I can deal with it on the internet just like I can deal with it irl.

Today I learned that selective bipolarity (not sure if that's the right word) is a thing.
User avatar #742034 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
go away
User avatar #742035 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You would greatly benefit from being able to listen to people and look at things from multiple perspectives.
#742030 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
Ok Im gonna go really make this really simple so that even you can understand this: you're an idiot, this is why you have no friends, and you're wrong literally all the time.
User avatar #742033 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
You desperately need to learn how to communicate with people and not appear bipolar.
User avatar #742032 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Ok Im gonna go really make this really simple so that even you can understand this: you're an idiot, this is why you have no friends, and you're wrong literally all the time.
#742027 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
#742029 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
Just to beclear here, cuz ur dumbnesss knows no bounds:
I am not trying to prove anything. I'm saying that stuff like this www.funnyjunk.com/user/alexanderburns/402#402
is exactly like stuff like this www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/742024#742024
becuase it still is gay as fuck if you're joking. Jokes are jokes, but they don't make it that you didn't say or did what you say or did. You can punch someone in the face as a joke, but you still punched someone in the face.

And please, don't use autism as an insult. Don't be one of those kids who have to use the hippest old-but-new me-me website insults to sound like every other idiot on the internet who has no clue what they're saying, but still manages to think they're superior.

Congratulations. You killed the fun, yet again.
User avatar #741976 - yutdollacwwwthree (12/04/2013) [-]
a 1tb external HDD for backups.

and GPS for my car.

I forget anything else.
User avatar #741986 - beznoize (12/04/2013) [-]
seagate expansion 3tb drives have been going on sale for $99 a lot, i ordered 2 of em from amazon.
User avatar #741975 - herecomesjohnny (12/04/2013) [-]
luv and the meaning of christmas
User avatar #741971 - marlton (12/04/2013) [-]
Erpee got me BF4, so all I want is cash to build me a new rig need HDD, MB, case, Wifi, RAM, and PSU
User avatar #741969 - beznoize (12/04/2013) [-]
new gaming rig
building myself a HTPC and maybe getting a new TV to go along with it
User avatar #741963 - squalllionhart (12/04/2013) [-]
Any game besides Ghosts, BF4 and sports games
and maybe the ps camera
User avatar #741966 - dynamitecrib (12/04/2013) [-]
I can understand why you wouldn't want ghosts, but why BF4?
User avatar #741967 - squalllionhart (12/04/2013) [-]
because modern military shooters suck
User avatar #741962 - alexanderburns (12/04/2013) [-]
nothing
User avatar #741965 - dynamitecrib (12/04/2013) [-]
Nothing? thats the most Metal gift of all \m/
User avatar #741981 - MrDeadiron (12/04/2013) [-]
I mean he's already a faggot what more could he ask for?
#487421 - Any extra Allen wake Steam keys or Oblivion Steam keys anyone …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... -1
User avatar #487490 - SirSheepy (06/03/2013) [-]
Sent ;)
#2 - It's been to long <3 06/03/2013 on dynamitecrib's profile 0
#5 - I remember that. 04/29/2013 on Italian Spiderman 0
#68822 - Well I'm almost in the same boat, but if you wanna lose the be… 04/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#420403 - Hey guys, are there any good stealth/sneaking games out there?…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #420451 - thundagawd (04/17/2013) [-]
The thief series is pretty good, and the Deus Ex games are great fun if you want to play stealthily (Went through the entire original Deus Ex using nothing but a combat knife and stabbing people in the back of the head. It was hard as fuck, but it was fun as all hell). And then of course there's the Metal Gear Solid games.
User avatar #420424 - tylosaurus (04/17/2013) [-]
Slyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #420420 - yeorgh (04/17/2013) [-]
Tenchu
User avatar #420436 - guiguito (04/17/2013) [-]
fuck that game
User avatar #420437 - yeorgh (04/17/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #420443 - guiguito (04/17/2013) [-]
because of reasons
User avatar #420416 - thisismyhandle (04/17/2013) [-]
Thief 2
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