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dyejordan

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Date Signed Up:8/17/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
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Content Ranking:#4876
Comment Ranking:#7947
Highest Content Rank:#593
Highest Comment Rank:#2474
Content Thumbs: 5930 total,  6700 ,  770
Comment Thumbs: 2938 total,  3401 ,  463
Content Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 156 Content: Faptastic → Level 157 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 12% (12/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:2
Content Views:337781
Times Content Favorited:1030 times
Total Comments Made:927
FJ Points:8424
Favorite Tags: do you love me (2)

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#177 - just throwin in a mario gif to shake things up Have fun ev… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#176 - MFW i try to look cool for addy senpai so he will notice me an… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#175 - MFW addy is looking for mods and im a good choice il… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#174 - For the love of god take all these sonic gifs and make me a mod addy 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#173 - Im the mod FJ needs not the one it deserves. honest… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#172 - Volunteer 171 here I love FJ , Im on everyday, I just… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#259 - Sasuage =/= hot dogs there for hot dogs can are good … 02/03/2015 on You’ve gone too far, KFC 0
#7 - By god its even better then i imagined  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on You’ve gone too far, KFC +41
User avatar #176 - fistings (01/27/2015) [-]
you in the Philippines too brah?
#5 - MFW eatting a good hot dog 17/10 would eat the **** …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/26/2015 on You’ve gone too far, KFC +10
#185 - ruebezahl (01/27/2015) [-]
Ketchup on a hot dog? Are you a 5-year-old?

I'm a German. I come from the Land of Sausage. When I was a baby, my mother didn't use pacifiers, she used sausages. First thing I learned in school was the 18 main types of sausages, and then I had to memorize the 237 subtypes. That was before I learned the alphabet, mind you. Kids in other countries play with Lego. German kids play with sausages. Pic related - it was the wallpaper in my room. There's a sausage stand at every corner here. When you're not holding a sausage, people eye you suspiciously and might report you to the Secret Sausage Police (the Wurstapo). The first article of our constitution reads: "The Wurst is good. It shall be eaten abundantly."

TL;DR: I am a sausage expert. And people must put mustard on a sausage.

The only slightly acceptable exception to that rule are children, because they like sweet stuff. Ketchup has as much sugar in it as chocolate pudding. Don't put chocolate pudding on your sausage! You don't put vanilla sauce on your steak either.
#259 - dyejordan (02/03/2015) [-]
Sasuage =/= hot dogs

there for hot dogs can are good with ketchup while sasuages do not need it
User avatar #251 - lype (01/27/2015) [-]
im a big 5-year-old
User avatar #227 - brenton (01/27/2015) [-]
But sometimes it's good to get a little chocolate pudding on your sausage.
#222 - answer (01/27/2015) [-]
10/10 severely underrated post
#192 - xashun (01/27/2015) [-]
Das is mir wurst
#146 - quoterox (01/27/2015) [-]
You weak fool, you doubt the almighty power of mustard?
#6 - crackmaster (01/26/2015) [-]
pretty sure thats cheese
#7 - dyejordan (01/26/2015) [-]
By god its even better then i imagined
User avatar #176 - fistings (01/27/2015) [-]
you in the Philippines too brah?
#50 - Just since im a hardcore avatar fan i just wanna say tha… 01/26/2015 on Earthbending always wins 0
#99 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on DJ4DMIN AFTERPARTY +1
User avatar #254 - theprogramer (01/25/2015) [-]
Bwhahaha!
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#99 - dyejordan (01/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #254 - theprogramer (01/25/2015) [-]
Bwhahaha!
#97 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on DJ4DMIN AFTERPARTY +2
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User avatar #254 - theprogramer (01/25/2015) [-]
Bwhahaha!
#74 - one direction i need GTA 01/24/2015 on FJ community Steam Giveaway 9 0
#1141 - because im not a mod on fj  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... +9
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#1654 - animedudej (01/20/2015) [-]
or you could get something like a glock... DUDE CALL THE 911 I CUT MY WRIST ON THE EDGE
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Hey i have a question, i play items quite alot and was wondering if you have no use for them, can i have your points? it would help me out Very much!
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