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dyejordan

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Date Signed Up:8/17/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5172
Comment Ranking:#9286
Highest Content Rank:#593
Highest Comment Rank:#2474
Content Thumbs: 5930 total,  6700 ,  770
Comment Thumbs: 2884 total,  3341 ,  457
Content Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 156 Content: Faptastic → Level 157 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:2
Content Views:337666
Times Content Favorited:1030 times
Total Comments Made:916
FJ Points:8387
Favorite Tags: do you love me (2)

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#56 - mfw i found it was fake 02/18/2015 on 10 Totally True Anime Facts +1
#32 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Science, math n shit +2
#88 - but why?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #35 +11
#178 - rgmayhem (02/17/2015) [-]
#402 - If this isnt the best dubstep mix you have ever heard ill dele… 02/15/2015 on Tell Admin what music you like 0
#90 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on The panty raid +1
User avatar #93 - incrediblejohn (02/15/2015) [-]
sauce- nyanaconda
#194 - just gonna leave this here 02/13/2015 on FJ YuGiOh Cards 4 0
#20 - this is funnyjunk get your opinions out of here  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on Maplestory 0
#21 - anonexplains (02/13/2015) [-]
But it's your opinion that this is funnyjunk...
#12 - because i had friends  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Maplestory 0
#13 - anonexplains (02/12/2015) [-]
Then play literally any other co-op/multiplayer game.
It will actually have fun gameplay, and you can still play with friends.
#20 - dyejordan (02/12/2015) [-]
this is funnyjunk get your opinions out of here
#21 - anonexplains (02/13/2015) [-]
But it's your opinion that this is funnyjunk...
#8 - I love maplestory.... i havent stopped playing for 8 years. …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Maplestory 0
#11 - anonexplains (02/12/2015) [-]
How?
It's just grinding to get levels so you can get skills so you can grind more effectively to get levels to get skills to grind more effectively.

But they increase the exp requirement more quickly that "grinding more efficiently" never actually happens.
I'm just glad them reduced the exp curve, before the change it took me a month to reach level 80, after the change it took me a week to reach 120.
#12 - dyejordan (02/12/2015) [-]
because i had friends
#13 - anonexplains (02/12/2015) [-]
Then play literally any other co-op/multiplayer game.
It will actually have fun gameplay, and you can still play with friends.
#20 - dyejordan (02/12/2015) [-]
this is funnyjunk get your opinions out of here
#21 - anonexplains (02/13/2015) [-]
But it's your opinion that this is funnyjunk...
#14 - "does dude" 02/11/2015 on violently brushing +3
#416 - Comment deleted 02/11/2015 on Dubs check picture 0
#44 - protesting p. diddy 02/09/2015 on Interesting Infographics: Peta 0
#21 - this has been posted 50 times please stop...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Injustice Feels Among Us 9 0
User avatar #27 - mildlyangryrussian (02/06/2015) [-]
It had to come up in my series eventually as it depicts the fall from grace of Superman. Excluding it would've been an.....injustice.
#61 - they sound like ******* monkeys 02/06/2015 on Feminist "music" 0
#177 - just throwin in a mario gif to shake things up Have fun ev… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#176 - MFW i try to look cool for addy senpai so he will notice me an… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#175 - MFW addy is looking for mods and im a good choice il… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#174 - For the love of god take all these sonic gifs and make me a mod addy 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#173 - Im the mod FJ needs not the one it deserves. honest… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#172 - Volunteer 171 here I love FJ , Im on everyday, I just… 02/03/2015 on Mod application page 0
#259 - Sasuage =/= hot dogs there for hot dogs can are good … 02/03/2015 on You’ve gone too far, KFC 0
#7 - By god its even better then i imagined  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on You’ve gone too far, KFC +41
User avatar #176 - fistings (01/27/2015) [-]
you in the Philippines too brah?
#5 - MFW eatting a good hot dog 17/10 would eat the ***…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/26/2015 on You’ve gone too far, KFC +10
#185 - ruebezahl (01/27/2015) [-]
Ketchup on a hot dog? Are you a 5-year-old?

I'm a German. I come from the Land of Sausage. When I was a baby, my mother didn't use pacifiers, she used sausages. First thing I learned in school was the 18 main types of sausages, and then I had to memorize the 237 subtypes. That was before I learned the alphabet, mind you. Kids in other countries play with Lego. German kids play with sausages. Pic related - it was the wallpaper in my room. There's a sausage stand at every corner here. When you're not holding a sausage, people eye you suspiciously and might report you to the Secret Sausage Police (the Wurstapo). The first article of our constitution reads: "The Wurst is good. It shall be eaten abundantly."

TL;DR: I am a sausage expert. And people must put mustard on a sausage.

The only slightly acceptable exception to that rule are children, because they like sweet stuff. Ketchup has as much sugar in it as chocolate pudding. Don't put chocolate pudding on your sausage! You don't put vanilla sauce on your steak either.
#259 - dyejordan (02/03/2015) [-]
Sasuage =/= hot dogs

there for hot dogs can are good with ketchup while sasuages do not need it
User avatar #251 - lype (01/27/2015) [-]
im a big 5-year-old
User avatar #227 - brenton (01/27/2015) [-]
But sometimes it's good to get a little chocolate pudding on your sausage.
#222 - answer (01/27/2015) [-]
10/10 severely underrated post
#192 - xashun (01/27/2015) [-]
Das is mir wurst
#146 - quoterox (01/27/2015) [-]
You weak fool, you doubt the almighty power of mustard?
#6 - crackmaster (01/26/2015) [-]
pretty sure thats cheese
#7 - dyejordan (01/26/2015) [-]
By god its even better then i imagined
User avatar #176 - fistings (01/27/2015) [-]
you in the Philippines too brah?
#50 - Just since im a hardcore avatar fan i just wanna say tha… 01/26/2015 on Earthbending always wins 0
#99 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on DJ4DMIN AFTERPARTY +1
User avatar #254 - theprogramer (01/25/2015) [-]
Bwhahaha!

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