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#35 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Admin this week 0
#36 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
#37 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
So...can I get that edit?
#49 - kailybailybo (09/20/2013) [-]
Just for you babycakes <3
#40 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
What are you willing to do for it?
User avatar #41 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
*shrugs shoulders*
#42 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
I'll edit the goddamn thing myself. Could I at least get the template?
#46 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
i Dont have the template
User avatar #43 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
I'll post something stupid on facebook, get a screenshot, and post it here as content.
I'm open to suggestions.
#26 - Nope  [+] (13 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Admin this week +4
#28 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
Here it comes.
#32 - kailybailybo (09/20/2013) [-]
Well this seems to have taken off without me.

But by god, I do not regret it.
#35 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
#36 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
#37 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
So...can I get that edit?
#49 - kailybailybo (09/20/2013) [-]
Just for you babycakes <3
#40 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
What are you willing to do for it?
User avatar #41 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
*shrugs shoulders*
#42 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
I'll edit the goddamn thing myself. Could I at least get the template?
#46 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
i Dont have the template
User avatar #43 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
I'll post something stupid on facebook, get a screenshot, and post it here as content.
I'm open to suggestions.
#24 - Come take a seat then.  [+] (15 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Admin this week +4
#25 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
Mind if a bring something along?
#26 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
Nope
#28 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
Here it comes.
#32 - kailybailybo (09/20/2013) [-]
Well this seems to have taken off without me.

But by god, I do not regret it.
#35 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
#36 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
#37 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
So...can I get that edit?
#49 - kailybailybo (09/20/2013) [-]
Just for you babycakes <3
#40 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
What are you willing to do for it?
User avatar #41 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
*shrugs shoulders*
#42 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
I'll edit the goddamn thing myself. Could I at least get the template?
#46 - dyejordan (09/20/2013) [-]
i Dont have the template
User avatar #43 - vortexrain (09/20/2013) [-]
I'll post something stupid on facebook, get a screenshot, and post it here as content.
I'm open to suggestions.
#1 - Finally this gif is relevant 09/18/2013 on Cats and Dogs +4
#75 - HAAAAXXXXXXXXXX! 09/18/2013 on so i heard you liked theatre +1
#21 - These guys have bigger swords  [+] (16 new replies) 09/17/2013 on Sasuke's fucking arm +1
#25 - iamnuff (09/17/2013) [-]
Cloud has a leather strap, because Zanbato would be impossible to draw from a conventional sheath, Sepy has a normal looking one, but I don't think we ever see him actually draw.

if we do, he probably just swings the sword and lets the sheath fall to the floor.

that's basically the only way to draw a nodatchi.
#73 - xoyv (09/18/2013) [-]
...zankantou
#76 - iamnuff (09/18/2013) [-]
?

Zanbatou just means "horse cleaving sword" its a catch all name for all japanese bigass swords.
#77 - iamnuff (09/18/2013) [-]
then again, Buster is hardly japanese styled, so whatever i guess.
#28 - magmon (09/17/2013) [-]
Odachi. Mother. Fucking. ODACHI.
User avatar #43 - navadae (09/17/2013) [-]
calm yourself... both are correct, nodachi OR odachi
#75 - magmon (09/18/2013) [-]
Actually, Nodachi is a corruption of Odachi coming from English's need for "an" before a word starting with a vowel. It comes from the misheard "An Odachi" becoming "A Nodachi". Nodachi is wrong.
#78 - iamnuff (09/18/2013) [-]
no,


Nodatchi, Odatchi, Kodatchi.

seeing a pattern here?

regardless, Nodatchi means field sword, not sure what Odatchi means.
User avatar #82 - navadae (09/18/2013) [-]
Odachi is "great sword" or "large sword", nodachi is yeah field sword which is just a different name for the odachi
#29 - iamnuff (09/17/2013) [-]
yeah, i guess you're right, there's no curve to that blade.
#27 - iamnuff (09/17/2013) [-]
fuck, forgot my reaction image.
User avatar #30 - zomaru (09/17/2013) [-]
Actually, Its on a magnet on his back. Thats the only way it could stay put like that (Ignoring Physics). Although, he might have a strap in the movie, I have yet to watch that.
#33 - iamnuff (09/17/2013) [-]
Velcro on sword, old adventurers trick.


but seriously, in advent children he has this hugeass leather harness that looks like it can hold all the swords that make up his sword, simultaneously. (the buster sword is the one thats made out of 7 other swords or something, right? i barely remember)
User avatar #35 - flifli (09/17/2013) [-]
Called the butterfly's edge and it seems Sephiroths blade just appears unsheathed
#79 - iamnuff (09/18/2013) [-]
you think the animators tried to come up with a way to make it look natural, but couldn't then just decided "fuck it, lets just skip that part"?
User avatar #81 - flifli (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah they just added to his bad assery as in advent children he blocks the butterfly edge before it appears ^.^
#450 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on And this is bad thing... +1
#470 - ronrod (09/17/2013) [-]
Damn I was hoping that no one had posted anything related to Scorpion that's what I was going to do....I see no other option here...dyejordan I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!
User avatar #487 - tankerdude (09/17/2013) [-]
let me get you going here *cough cough*


MORTAL COMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
#41 - I wonder what would happen if he hit it twice.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on tumb1r +8
#44 - dickticklerluv (09/12/2013) [-]
He'll potato potato
#109 - >Become immortal >Build up wealth through millions o… 09/10/2013 on I will 0
#75 - R.i.p  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on No, you nigger this is how... +1
User avatar #98 - sirbutterballs (09/10/2013) [-]
WHy the fuck did MJ have to die in the same week as Billy May's? No-one I knew actually noticed he was dead until a good 4 months later. Rip in peace Billy Mays with the power of Oxy clean
User avatar #94 - shinyarmor (09/10/2013) [-]
a black guy and a white guy dancing it?
#228 - Attack on titan... (shingeki no kyojin)  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Amidoinitright? 0
User avatar #229 - spidahridah (09/07/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#217 - I have a theory that might explain why they didn't know what t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Amidoinitright? 0
#273 - anonymous (09/07/2013) [-]
That would make sense, considering that's not the first time that happened. When the female titan (Annie) attacked for the first time and grabbed Reiner, he apparently carved a message in to her hand. It hasnt been revealed what is said, but it's still interesting.
#216 - Thumbs for you  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Amidoinitright? +4
User avatar #226 - spidahridah (09/07/2013) [-]
Source?
#228 - dyejordan (09/07/2013) [-]
Attack on titan... (shingeki no kyojin)
User avatar #229 - spidahridah (09/07/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on better love story than... 0
User avatar #47 - martyandtaylor (09/03/2013) [-]
"my name is mud"
#303 - Picture 09/01/2013 on Which knight are you? +2
#88 - Why 3 steaks if your only going to use 2?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on God-like sandwich 0
User avatar #94 - sverresverre (09/01/2013) [-]
One to eat while you wait
#26 - Im not that good with port forwarding and stuff but if you do … 09/01/2013 on Attack On Titan Game (Link... 0
#24 - Yea you have to port forward or whatever and then the person t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Attack On Titan Game (Link... 0
User avatar #25 - bursu (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah wow, that sounds really fun
#26 - dyejordan (09/01/2013) [-]
Im not that good with port forwarding and stuff but if you do learn how to do it because theres how to's on how to play multiplayer on the game if you figure out how to do it ill give you my ip and we can try and play together >
#22 - Anyone know how to play multiplayer  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Attack On Titan Game (Link... 0
User avatar #23 - bursu (09/01/2013) [-]
I didn't know there was multiplayer
#24 - dyejordan (09/01/2013) [-]
Yea you have to port forward or whatever and then the person thats hosting it has to have your ip i dont know how it works really but i really wanna try multiplayer ;P
User avatar #25 - bursu (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah wow, that sounds really fun
#26 - dyejordan (09/01/2013) [-]
Im not that good with port forwarding and stuff but if you do learn how to do it because theres how to's on how to play multiplayer on the game if you figure out how to do it ill give you my ip and we can try and play together >
#1713 - Comment deleted 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#1710 - Comment deleted 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#56 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Adventure Time +4
User avatar #89 - doctorfoo (09/01/2013) [-]
The non-humanoid characters look pretty much the same.
#120 - Picture 08/31/2013 on Japan 0
#79 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on school of rock reunion -7
#107 - racrox (08/30/2013) [-]
#71 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2013 on school of rock reunion -3
User avatar #78 - Jesusnipples (08/30/2013) [-]
I got one detail of a movie I haven't seen in years wrong. That hardly makes me retarded.
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#107 - racrox (08/30/2013) [-]
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