fuck you I'm not going any farther.

Not if I ignore the shit out of you!

Away. I don't quite know if I want to come back yet or not.

Alright then.

How've you been bud?

Okay, I guess. I don't really know.

How about you?

Life's been stressful for ya eh?

My mood's been pretty damn high for the past two weeks.
Guess my optimism went over the edge.

Mhm. Life has been sucking for me. I'm hating everything around me, but most of all: myself.

I'm glad you're in a good mood though. I'm guessing your Connerence account didn't get unbanned?

Why?

Nope.
Appeal never came through.
Oh well, I was getting too renowned on that account anyways.

Just... stuff. Family, friends, me. I don't particularly want to talk about it.

It was still a stupid reason you got banned for though. Someone went out of their way to get you banned, and succeeded. And whatever moron is in charge of that stuff was too dense to see it.

I wish you the best buddy.
And I'm here if you need me.

IKR?
But oh well.
Shit happens.

To Florida?! :3

No, to funnyjunk.com/user/lunargreenhouse 's Ponyville board. They need people and it's so much friendlier there.

We need people there?

I find it more entertaining when there are a lot more people to talk to.
You might disagree, but I want my friends to be there, too. :3

You are barely there, as far as I can recall.

Exactly. Once my friends are there, I'll go there, too.

I only received one so far.

I can't convince everyone. :c
Are you against me doing this?

I am neutral towards it, honestly.
But they don't seem really enthusiastic.

Hmm... we'll see. I still like the Friendly board. I may have to go on both.

Sure. Got any other people?

maybe 1 or 2 at most, can Night join?

I'll see, but I think he's away.

It was a short nap, but I feel better now.

Anything wild and exciting happen in my absence?

Nopey Dopey.

All's quiet here.
And I'd say that's a good thing.

No loud, wild parties and copious amounts of sex with multiple partners? You continue to surprise me Ryan.

Well I'm an introverted asexual, what else did you expect?

Loud, wild parties and copious amounts of sex with multiple partners!

But I only do quiet time with friends.

And snuggling.

"Snuggling." Sure, sure.

I am 16 years old and an ace Duth.
I hardly think I'll ever go beyond a good cuddle.

I think I won't either, although for different reasons.

You've sparked my curiosity.
Why?

Lonely, single, and I've never so much as had my first kiss. I'm a bit older than you as well.

I wouldn't be too sure that you'd never go beyond a cuddle...

I am.

Don't be.
You never know what the future may hold.

Depression and loneliness? I don't really like thinking about the future...

Now Duth.
There will be a lot more to your life than those two things.
A LOT MORE

Meh. We'll see.

...forgive my accusation below.
I've been rather impulsive tonight, sorry :P

That tone implies that you think I'm dead wrong.

When in fact I know I'm not.

Because I kind of gave up hope of every finding someone.

I don't think it works like that.

I think life can make a few exceptions.

But what if you can't read the fine print and I'm some horrible monster?

I've read the fine print.
I have a silver tongue so I can persuade him just in case.

You? Horrible monster?
Yeah. And I'm straight.

Sorry for my own late response.

You never know!

It's aight.

But I do know.
You are no monster.

"Who knows what dreams of boundless cruelty lie behind those eyes."

Now Duth.
You are not a monster.
You are a lovely friend.

Aw, thank you. You're quite lovely yourself.

A little hard to keep track of with your myriad of mascots, but lovely.

Yeah.
I switch mine too often I know.
But I'm not bad as some of the others.

Sometimes it just gets confusing, when you start to memorize people by mascots.

It took me a while to decide on even having a mascot in the first place... but I'm happy with Fluttershy.

Precisely why I remember people by their names and not who they post.
I wish more people looked at people on here like that.
Kinda irks me when people only know me for posting Terra or Obi-Wan :/

I don't necessarily only remember people based on mascots, but it throws me for a loop when they switch them up.

Or use an image or character commonly used by another person to mess with people.

Ironically enough my closest friends are the ones who switch their mascots constantly.
I think one's got over 40

That is far, far too many.

That seems like they just don't have a mascot anymore.

I have like 10 under my belt so I cut them slack.

That's far too many.

Oh hush up you.
At least I don't have 40.

40 is pure insanity.

I'm afraid I'm going to go take a quick nap. It's only 5:30, but I feel ready to drop. Assuming you don't go to bed yourself, I'll talk to you in a bit.

Have a good nap Duth!

Hiya Ryan! How are you today?

Pretty grand actually.
Just enjoying a nice afternoon with some anime.

How're you feeling?

I'm pretty alright. Almost had an accident on the icy, snowy roads a little while ago, but I'm fine.

I've never experienced the "thrill" of putting on the brakes and sliding forward a whole car length.

And people wonder why I don't want to drive

At least you're okay now.

Eh, it happens when it's winter. I didn't like driving when I first started, but it's something you've got to do.

I know.
But I'm not going to learn how to drive quite yet.
Have no wanting to anyways.

Want and need are two totally different things. I didn't want to drive, but I needed to.

Trust me, it gets easier with time. Everything that you have to think through and double check on and feel nervous about becomes second nature.

Noted.
I'll learn how to drive soon enough, probably over the summer.

Learning to drive when there isn't ice and snow on the road is a good idea.

Indeed!

sorry about the late response ._.

No problem. Stuff comes up.

Yeah.
Just watching an anime movie right now so I kinda lost track.

I've been watching some gameplay videos of a cool guy on YouTube. Lefty showed me it, and I can't stop watching his videos. This is the first one I saw:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDQx-guzx2s

Take a look some time when you're not busy.

I'll watch it when I can, of course.

He's caused me to laugh so hard my chest hurts.

If I laugh myself to death... bury me at sea Ryan.

You're going to live darnit.

Maybe later.

Nopey dopey.

Maybe it's already too late!

Then I'll just have to make a deal with God to bring a good friend back to life.

He said later. He has some other people on his hit list before you. I'm on there too, but I'm satisfied with what I negotiated with him.

YOU EVIL AWESOME LITTLE SCHEMERS OF EPIC EVILOSITY

Aww... you're making me blush.

Howdy Ryan. How are you?

And how are you feeling tonight my good friend?

I don't know. I guess I'm keeping it together well enough.

Up to anything?

Well hey... if you're keeping it together well enough that's all anyone should ask for.

Just talking to a lot of people.
Trying to make up for my future absence this weekend.

I've started talking to Lefty a lot more... it's nice having someone to talk to.

Where will you be off to?

I need to talk to that glorious bastard more often.
He is just so lovely with his hugs and lovely personality.

Church retreat.
Don't know if there'll be internet or not.
But I don't think I should bring my laptop.

He's ridiculously awesome.

I think you should. Slap a sticker on it that says "My other Wifi connection is the LORD"

I know.
I just never see him on FJ.
And since this is the site I use for most of my talking, it sucks.

My youth leader would be pissed at me though!
BUT I NEED THAT STICKER!

Because, quite simply, he isn't. You'd need to catch him on Steam. He's almost always on.

If you think you'd get in trouble, then it might not be worth it. I bet you could custom order some sort of sticker like that though. I'm sure there's a website for something like that.

I miss those promotions he did.
And his large amounts of shipping.

Eh, I'm not a huge fan of IMs.
Feel too pressured with the whole "user is typing" thing
That and long messages don't feel natural.

He occasionally sends me links to cute stuff like this.

I don't mind it. Although since I'm a fast typist, when someone takes a long time typing, I get worried they're typing up a paragraph or something. Then I realize they're just taking their time.

Although I do make a few more mistakes, since I don't have the leisure to look over my message and edit things slowly.

I need more cute stuff.
Particularly shipping.

I am a fast typist, don't forget that.
If there's one thing this site has taught me... it's how to be fast.
I just type out long narrative stuff.
I think you can blame demo for that.

I am too, but I've learned to not be too gabby with IMs. It really does start to look weird.

But I'm about to head off for a bit. Got a game with some friends. I'll talk to you when I get back, assuming you're still on.

I'll be sleeping in 5 minutes.

So take care duth.
I'll see ya tomorrow before I head off if I can.

Alright. Goodnight Ryan, take care!

No, I can safely say your roosters are not being observed.

I only say that due to your profile picture. :p

I've been planning on changing it for a while now, but I can't think of anything.

And I don't feel like going back to Handsome Black Man of Approval. I suppose I'll just have to stick with glaring at people.

Well I like your profile picture. c:

Why thank you. It's small enough as an avatar you can't see the shoddy job I did at making it transparent.

I like your picture as well, but I may be biased.

Well, Fluttershy is best pony. :3

There are few truths in this world. But that is one of them.

I don't know if that's cool I have the same number four times, or disappointing that my rank consists of four digits.

NO. IT'S COOL.

Well if Ultrablue says it's cool, it must be true!

Yeah. Now convince me to go to bed, please.

Go to bed or I'll cut you.

Welp, that did it.

Goodnight!

Goodnight!

You don't know where that boop has been.

Yes I do

I shall assume your boops are not tainted then.

They are clean

Excellent! You can never be too sure around here.

What's up Frank?

Two of my favorite people went to bed so I wanted to talk to one that's still up.

Favorite people? You flatter me.

Its true.

I find that odd though. If you don't mind me asking: why, exactly? I don't believe I've done anything to warrant favor with anyone.

Because it's a pleasure to talk to you, and I think it's cool how you got people gifts and stuff, you seem like a good person.

Talking to you is quite nice as well. I gave out gifts to people I liked well enough because I wanted to spread some Christmas cheer. Or holiday cheer, depending on their views I suppose.

Thanks

Oh, don't mention it. I'm just sorry it was so little. In retrospect, perhaps Killing Floor would have been more to your liking, given who you know and what they play. The gift of being able to spend with your friends, so to speak.

Thats what TF2 is for I suppose.
And Id feel bad if I got gifts and couldn't return the favor

But isn't that missing the point of gifts? A trade or a loan you repay. A gift is a gift. I never wanted anything back for what I gave out, nor do I want one now. And it's safe to say I never will.

If you insist.

I'm off to bed, goodnight.

I do.

Goodnight!

Merry Christmas to you too!