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#161 - Could someone please explain to me what the Suicide Squidward …  [+] (3 replies) 01/28/2011 on Internet Myths 2 0
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#167 - realitysabitch (01/30/2011) [-]
It is a very creepy disturbing REAL video. It is still unknown who made it.

This is just a short summery
It starts with sduidward playing his clarinet and yelling at spongebob to keep it down. Then it goes to a recital and squidward is playing badly. When he is done everyone boos. But not the normal cartoon boo. but a boo with real anger and rage. Squidward looks truly afraid. It cuts to squid ward crying on his bed. But there is no sound. Eventually a soft wind blowing is heard. His crying begins to sound more angry and hurtful. The wind begins to get louder and more severe, as if there were a storm outside. A faint laughing begins but lasts only a second. after 30 seconds the screen flickers toward the dead body of a young boy.
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#169 - realitysabitch (01/30/2011) [-]
It flicks back to squidward, but you can see blood running down from behind his hands. The wind sounded like a gale was blowing outside, there was even sound of branches snapping. The laughing became louder and sounded at quicker intervals. Another picture showed of a dead girl, about the same age as the first boy. It snaps back to squidward and he lowers his hands and his eyes were bleeding and bloodshot. He stares at the the screen, as if looking at the viewer. Then he cries again, but doesn't cover his eyes this time. His sobs were mixed with screams. Tears and blood streamed down his face a t a fast rate and the deep laughing continued and so did the wind.
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#170 - realitysabitch (01/30/2011) [-]
A short 5 second video showed a young boy having his entrails pulled out. It cuts back to squidward. All sound is gone. He is again staring at the viewer for 3 seconds. The deep voice says "DO IT" and the next thing you see is a shotgun in his hand and it instantly goes in his mouth and he pulls the trigger. Realistic brain matter and blood splatter against the wall behind him. The last five seconds show squidward laying on his side on the bed. one eye is dangling on what's left of his head above the floor. Then the episode ends.
#65 - oh my god i hate that, i usually just put my head down when pe…  [+] (1 reply) 01/28/2011 on Awkward. +4
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#80 - EpicFacePalm (01/28/2011) [-]
But when you put your head down, it makes you look like an ass.

Quite the predicament.
#260 - Just in case anyone wants the pic and is too lazy to click the link  [+] (4 replies) 01/28/2011 on FJing like a boss (see... +7
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#286 - theJordinator (01/28/2011) [-]
Deal With It.
#78 - <-- Alladin after 01/28/2011 on Stitch +6
#45 - FINALLY A COMIC THAT DOESN'T SAY LE IN IT  [+] (2 replies) 01/28/2011 on Winter Walking +36
#176 - Duckmeng (01/28/2011) [-]
but i'm le tired
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