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Date Signed Up:5/15/2011
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#5 - **dutchbag zoekt een afbeelding voor de Nederdraad ... zoekt …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/02/2012 on i couldn't find a title, sorry +10
#7 - bosskiss (11/02/2012) [-]
het is niet grappig om over kanker grappen te maaken kankerhomo
#25 - attifyon has deleted their comment.
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#29 - partygeit (11/02/2012) [-]
'Can't stop bold heads'
Doctor on the cancerdepartement.
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#50 - bosskiss (11/02/2012) [-]
dat klinkt echt kanker gaar in het engels
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#63 - partygeit (11/02/2012) [-]
Klopt xD
#9 - insaniacfedde (11/02/2012) [-]
#112 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2012 on The Greatest... -33
#151 - Doominabox (11/01/2012) [-]
Fuck the police
#145 - ihatem (11/01/2012) [-]
I confess.
#115 - notstill (11/01/2012) [-]
#21 - Why I love your country 10/28/2012 on Why not Zoidberg? +1
#47 - I think it's just an empty casing, tough. 10/28/2012 on Well Played Bill Gates 0
#157 - Comment deleted 10/27/2012 on Shoot Me Again +1
#156 - Comment deleted 10/27/2012 on Shoot Me Again 0
#48 - Wow. Jesus ******* christ.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2012 on School logic 2 0
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#59 - roflstorm (10/25/2012) [-]
and this was the talk i had with a woman from the school board
me: "Might i ask why im being suspended for wanting to read a book after the exam?"
bitch: "reading may alter the answers written down, young man"
me: "how do you figure? the answers were written in PEN. how will they be altered by reading a completely irrelevant topic?"
bitch: "pardon?"
me: "jesus christ.... I wrote the exam in PEN. As in, UNABLE to change the text. to erase pen is almost goddamn impossible so how do you think READING a book will magically change the letters around.?"
bitch: "you watch your mouth young man or i will suspend you for swearing to an authority figure"
me: "you didnt answer my question"
bitch: "................................."
me: "thats what i figured"
bitch: "one more demeaning word and you will be suspended"
*me smirking and chuckling*
me: "still didnt answer my question, now did you miss muffins"
bitch: "suspended for 3 days"
*i stopped caring at that point*
me: "nor did i say anything of a demeaning nature to you, did i?"
bitch: "get out of my office"
me: "sign on the door said Mr Bixons, Mrs (her name), aergo, not your office"
It may not look it, but this is 100 percent true.
i remember the conversation like it was yesterday
#46 - WAT  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2012 on School logic 2 +1
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#47 - roflstorm (10/25/2012) [-]
I was suspended for 3 days after picking up and opening (get a load of this) a guinness book of world records. As well as being disqualified because (GET A LOAD OF FUCKING THIS) Reading a book may alter the answers ALREADY WRITTEN DOWN.
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#48 - dutchbag (10/25/2012) [-]
Wow. Jesus fucking christ.
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#59 - roflstorm (10/25/2012) [-]
and this was the talk i had with a woman from the school board
me: "Might i ask why im being suspended for wanting to read a book after the exam?"
bitch: "reading may alter the answers written down, young man"
me: "how do you figure? the answers were written in PEN. how will they be altered by reading a completely irrelevant topic?"
bitch: "pardon?"
me: "jesus christ.... I wrote the exam in PEN. As in, UNABLE to change the text. to erase pen is almost goddamn impossible so how do you think READING a book will magically change the letters around.?"
bitch: "you watch your mouth young man or i will suspend you for swearing to an authority figure"
me: "you didnt answer my question"
bitch: "................................."
me: "thats what i figured"
bitch: "one more demeaning word and you will be suspended"
*me smirking and chuckling*
me: "still didnt answer my question, now did you miss muffins"
bitch: "suspended for 3 days"
*i stopped caring at that point*
me: "nor did i say anything of a demeaning nature to you, did i?"
bitch: "get out of my office"
me: "sign on the door said Mr Bixons, Mrs (her name), aergo, not your office"
It may not look it, but this is 100 percent true.
i remember the conversation like it was yesterday
#36 - Depends if they do in this one. 10/24/2012 on Something to discuss 0
#29 - *cough* 10/23/2012 on 25 of the Most Inflluential... +28