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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:6/13/2012
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#9 - Hope she gets herpes? That's like saying to someone you hope t…  [+] (1 reply) 1 hour ago on Ouch +1
#10 - fazbear (1 hour ago) [-]
Then I hope she gets genital warts, the incurable kind.
#4 - The spot for your bag is inbetween your legs. People taking se…  [+] (1 reply) 5 hours ago on me irl +3
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#5 - xtrmbragnrytz (5 hours ago) [-]
I prefer the easy access. Ill gladly move it if someone wants to sit, but otherwise, ill leave it on the seat (its a messenger style bag so its noce to not have to take it off when i sit)
#13 - That's what someone wanting me to install malware would say.  [+] (1 reply) 6 hours ago on Stuff that autistic people... 0
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#15 - totallytito (6 hours ago) [-]
=_= for a sec I thought you were being srs.
#10 - I almost downloaded this virus good thing I managed to cancel …  [+] (3 replies) 6 hours ago on Stuff that autistic people... 0
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#12 - totallytito (6 hours ago) [-]
It's not even a virus what the fuck.
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#13 - dustykeyboard (6 hours ago) [-]
That's what someone wanting me to install malware would say.
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#15 - totallytito (6 hours ago) [-]
=_= for a sec I thought you were being srs.
#2 - Actually he most likely had black teeth or a black tooth. Most…  [+] (8 replies) 11/30/2016 on Blueteeth. The more you know. +39
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#11 - windscrotum (12/01/2016) [-]
Da ba dee
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#9 - zaywoot (12/01/2016) [-]
Years ago I had a teacher tell us about a theory that "tand" wasn't tooth, but an old word for top, that his nickname had nothing to do with teeth, but was because of him having dark hair
#13 - mathleodius (12/01/2016) [-]
well, "tooth" literally translates to "tand" in danish, and "tann" in norwegian, so your teacher was dead wrong there m8
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#16 - zaywoot (12/01/2016) [-]
I know tand is tooth in danish, I am danish - just sharing what I was told as a kid...
and language has changed quite a lot these past 1000 years, the theory was that "tand" was a mistranslation of the old norse

(just googling it now though it looks like the nickname wasn't even a thing until 1140, idfk)
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#6 - vigilum (12/01/2016) [-]
I still hear blåmann every now and then
#5 - anon (11/30/2016) [-]
VILKEN JÄVLA BLÅNEGER DU
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#4 - sandwichreset (11/30/2016) [-]
Huh, the vikings invented the smurfs then. Fighting the big white guy, then gloat while they live in mushrooms and he lives in a stone tower and does magic. Yeah, yeah, I know it sounds racist but let me have a laugh, will you? I just found it funny.
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#3 - gherner (11/30/2016) [-]
Learn something new everyday
#16 - Picture  [+] (5 replies) 11/29/2016 on Give Thanks +1
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#23 - nudybooty (11/29/2016) [-]
How is that bait? I didn't know it was a prank until #22
#28 - ademonicpeanut (11/29/2016) [-]
It has to be a prank because turkey's lays eggs. They don't get pregnant.
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#30 - nudybooty (11/29/2016) [-]
#29
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#26 - kyoutu (11/29/2016) [-]
You didn't know it was a prank? Birds lay eggs you dumb cunt..
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#29 - nudybooty (11/29/2016) [-]
I know that I was thinking someone at the store did it you uncreative tard. I see videos of people finding animals in other animals all the time.