"Everything I've said has been either factually wrong or incredibly stupid. I know, I'll call him mad 3 times. That'll show him."

Wow, that was cringey. I mean did you think that was clever when you were typing it?

I mean shit, I'm not even mad. Thats just sad.

I didn't choose to read it any way. Maybe you could write in full sentences next time. All you wrote was "we probably could" as if that means anything. Look at my comment history, I'm never angry at anything. Hell, I'm not angry now. It's more a feeling of pity that you clearly lack any education that the internet didn't give you. Additionally, how is referring to Americans as "sheep afraid of anything that moves" to be taken as anything other than an insult? What the fuck do you even mean, that you could ban knives and blunt objects? How would you cook anything without knives? Also, a blunt object is anything solid without an edge, while a knife covers most things with edges. Are you saying you want to ban physical constructs that aren't padded or soft? That seems very Canadian of you.

Someone get me a glass of water, I can barely stand all of this salt.

"Everything I've said has been either factually wrong or incredibly stupid. I know, I'll call him mad 3 times. That'll show him."

You just said Canada could fight the U.S., that's more absurd bragging than anything I said.

Son, at no point did I say that. In fact, if you go back and look at it, you'd see that I was AGREEING WITH YOU that we probably could ban knives and blunt objects in addition to automatic and concealable weapons. You just chose to read it as an attack on your glorious 'Murica because that's what neanderthals do when they don't understand something: they get defensive and violent.
It's OK, you can't help that you were raised to believe that anything that disagrees with you needs to be shot and pissed on while you salute the stars and stripes as you ravage a bald eagle anally, I get it.
Welcome to the internet, with your attitude you're going to get angry a lot, sweetheart.

I didn't choose to read it any way. Maybe you could write in full sentences next time. All you wrote was "we probably could" as if that means anything. Look at my comment history, I'm never angry at anything. Hell, I'm not angry now. It's more a feeling of pity that you clearly lack any education that the internet didn't give you. Additionally, how is referring to Americans as "sheep afraid of anything that moves" to be taken as anything other than an insult? What the fuck do you even mean, that you could ban knives and blunt objects? How would you cook anything without knives? Also, a blunt object is anything solid without an edge, while a knife covers most things with edges. Are you saying you want to ban physical constructs that aren't padded or soft? That seems very Canadian of you.

Someone get me a glass of water, I can barely stand all of this salt.

"Everything I've said has been either factually wrong or incredibly stupid. I know, I'll call him mad 3 times. That'll show him."

tfw still 20 and cant even drink away the pain

Get the manager or a coworker to buy the booze. They work at the same shithole, they'll understand your suffering.

Probably could what? Fight us, is that what you're referring to? Kek, you have slightly more than 10% of our population, with a lower per capita GDP. You couldn't fight the Vatican.
You're just an unintelligent person, though, as evidenced by your whole "a handful of riots is proof that your nation of 320 million is unstable." And by your understanding of the Second World War. The German war machine spent a ton, yes. If you recall, they did influence geopolitics slightly. They conquered France and Poland, slaughtered Soviets at a rate of 6 to 1, and nearly broke the U.K. All this despite the fact that France was larger, Poland was half of their size, the U.K. was three-quarters as large, the Soviet Union was over twice the size, and the United States was nearly twice the size. What's the word for that? That's right, formidable.
You really think there's some international coalition of equally frustrated weaklings like you who are just growing fed up with being the little guy, and will eventually bring down the world's superpower? Your beta uprising is a fantasy.
Finally, burning through all of your other points in rapid succession: national debt is not what you think it is, Trump never stated support for any such thing (he simply didn't shoot down the idea), the housing crisis was 8 years ago (the current U.S. housing market is robust and strong), and student debt is a joke on the geopolitical scale.

Lol, bruh... just... does beating your chest that hard cause bruises?

You just said Canada could fight the U.S., that's more absurd bragging than anything I said.

Son, at no point did I say that. In fact, if you go back and look at it, you'd see that I was AGREEING WITH YOU that we probably could ban knives and blunt objects in addition to automatic and concealable weapons. You just chose to read it as an attack on your glorious 'Murica because that's what neanderthals do when they don't understand something: they get defensive and violent.
It's OK, you can't help that you were raised to believe that anything that disagrees with you needs to be shot and pissed on while you salute the stars and stripes as you ravage a bald eagle anally, I get it.
Welcome to the internet, with your attitude you're going to get angry a lot, sweetheart.

I didn't choose to read it any way. Maybe you could write in full sentences next time. All you wrote was "we probably could" as if that means anything. Look at my comment history, I'm never angry at anything. Hell, I'm not angry now. It's more a feeling of pity that you clearly lack any education that the internet didn't give you. Additionally, how is referring to Americans as "sheep afraid of anything that moves" to be taken as anything other than an insult? What the fuck do you even mean, that you could ban knives and blunt objects? How would you cook anything without knives? Also, a blunt object is anything solid without an edge, while a knife covers most things with edges. Are you saying you want to ban physical constructs that aren't padded or soft? That seems very Canadian of you.

Someone get me a glass of water, I can barely stand all of this salt.

"Everything I've said has been either factually wrong or incredibly stupid. I know, I'll call him mad 3 times. That'll show him."