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Video Games Played: Minecraft,Kerbal Space Program, Fallout,Battlefield 3,Age of Empires 3, Command and Conquer,Bioshock, Halo, Assassin's Creed, etc
X-box Gamertag: Durka1
Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Durkadurkastan
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#30 - I don't have the uncensored version.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Slash 0
#52 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Won't your mommy let you swear on the internet? It's okay dearie
#182 - durkadurka (07/31/2013) [-]
Or maybe the version I've come across was this one.

I don't even know if there is an uncensored version. Just deal with it.
#39 - That depends. If some alien race were to attack us before we h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2013 on "Yeah, lets kill that with... +1
User avatar #65 - dafuqmang (07/30/2013) [-]
Except the Aztecs were really militaristically bad compared to Spain. The had no way to fight horses, guns, stronger blades, and disease. Meanwhile humanity (as a whole) has: really good medicine, weapons that keep getting stronger and stronger, pretty large militaries (China and America alone could probably be a very very sufficient force), pretty good transport, and like I said, a stubborn streak.
User avatar #80 - heartlessrobot (07/30/2013) [-]
Aztecs were advanced too. But any race that can reach us would look at our weapons as though they were children's toys.
User avatar #50 - zeroxnight (07/30/2013) [-]
only if we worshiped them like gods. If any aliens attacked us for our planet, they done goofed because we will nuke this planet before we hand it to them
#26 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Slash +11
User avatar #29 - jbails (07/30/2013) [-]
What Glee? I don't know what that word is because it is censored.
#130 - wagastragas (07/30/2013) [-]
feck glee
User avatar #30 - durkadurka (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't have the uncensored version.
#52 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Won't your mommy let you swear on the internet? It's okay dearie
#182 - durkadurka (07/31/2013) [-]
Or maybe the version I've come across was this one.

I don't even know if there is an uncensored version. Just deal with it.
#16 - Picture 07/30/2013 on Bear +15
#33 - Picture 07/30/2013 on Funniest Protest Signs +1
#95 - It is not terrorism when you're a known combatant in uniform. … 07/30/2013 on Achievement Unlocked 0
#94 - As if killing and war was non-existent in the rest of the worl… 07/30/2013 on Achievement Unlocked -1
#346 - Yeah, that's more accurate than what I had written. I guess th… 07/30/2013 on Good Guy Pope 0
#74 - Picture 07/30/2013 on Cool Move +8
#168 - Well see, the thing is that we all sin. It's not as if sinning…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Good Guy Pope 0
User avatar #175 - meuk (07/30/2013) [-]
i agree with you durkadurka, but not in your choosing of words. sin has a religious meaning, it's just the bible translation for "doing something wrong", with the added connotation of some kind of disrepect for the spaghetti monster. i would completely agree with you if you said "we all do bad stuff".
User avatar #346 - durkadurka (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's more accurate than what I had written. I guess the point I wanted to get across was that a Christian saying "that's a sin" is not them condemning someone to hell.
User avatar #327 - srapture (07/30/2013) [-]
Got to agree with you there. Someone saying that something I do is a sin is like, for example, an American telling me I'm breaking the law by drinking alcohol at 18 years old.
User avatar #361 - meuk (07/30/2013) [-]
I concur!
#176 - Why do you people care at all about who posts what content? … 07/29/2013 on Black Day For Funnyjunk 2 +2
#181 - Because he's just not using the bible as a plate. He's being a… 07/29/2013 on Tumblr:1 Christians:0 0
#173 - So what you're saying is: "it's okay for me to do it beca…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Tumblr:1 Christians:0 -2
User avatar #176 - basilbrush (07/29/2013) [-]
No, I'm saying "why can't someone use a bible as a plate, but it's ok for Christians (be it whatever amount, you're still following the same book) to preach hate in the name of God.
User avatar #181 - durkadurka (07/29/2013) [-]
Because he's just not using the bible as a plate. He's being antagonistic simply to piss other people off.

Why else would you go through the trouble of posting this to the internet?
#156 - Picture 07/29/2013 on This is how you wedding +1
#140 - Here's what you do if you don't like your service speed (works… 07/29/2013 on DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!... +6
#23 - Picture 07/29/2013 on Baby +3
#45 - Hysterical. 07/29/2013 on Ultimate celebrity trolling +3
#125 - Remember the netbook phase? That's what his computer is. 07/29/2013 on Linux in best OS 0
#122 - Windows 8 is probably a bit much to be running on an atom proc… 07/28/2013 on Linux in best OS 0
#121 - Soldering ram and other things to the motherboard is the easie… 07/28/2013 on Linux in best OS 0
#181 - Picture 07/28/2013 on tags are the truth +1
#91 - They only had a good season because the rest of the NFC East p…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Rough.. -1
#106 - shanealexander (07/28/2013) [-]
The redskins beat 3 of the last four superbowl champions last season (including ravens win). Only reason they didn't get four is because they didn't play the packers this year. Watch their highlights against the ravens. That's not luck. They did get lucky last season, but that's not the reason why they had a good season.
#47 - All of the times. Sometimes I skip a meal and then ge… 07/28/2013 on Has this ever happened to... 0
#110 - What the **** happened to being dragged in front … 07/27/2013 on Big m +5
#379 - That definitely sounds better. You don't really want two fans … 07/27/2013 on Weather Gamers +1
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#40 - thumbdownfool (05/29/2014) [-]
**** me right here and now
#41 to #40 - durkadurka ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Ah, but you see, I already have.
Ah, but you see, I already have.
#34 - thumbdownfool (05/03/2014) [-]
hello dear friend
#38 to #37 - zionistjew (05/26/2014) [-]
cool is that for me?
#39 to #38 - durkadurka ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Yes.
#33 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**   
   
יש לי מערכת יחסים רומנטיים עם האמא שלך, הומו!
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יש לי מערכת יחסים רומנטיים עם האמא שלך, הומו!
#31 - unworldlypath (03/14/2014) [-]
hi there, thanks for sticking it in there with me on that post   
   
picture for you
hi there, thanks for sticking it in there with me on that post

picture for you
#32 to #31 - durkadurka ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
No problem. I actually tried to find a proxy that would let me reply to him, but had no luck.
For some reason I enjoy messing with those kinds of **** heads.
User avatar #29 - abstractpink (03/08/2014) [-]
durkadurkaburkaburkabjörkbjörkbørkbørk
#30 to #29 - durkadurka ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #27 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
DURKADURKAMOHAMMADJIHAD
#28 to #27 - durkadurka ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - spankymcgee (11/22/2012) [-]
What did you say?
User avatar #24 to #23 - durkadurka ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I made a comment about GC's used gear section. That's where I get most of my stuff.
User avatar #25 to #24 - spankymcgee (11/22/2012) [-]
Still expensive haha.
User avatar #26 to #25 - durkadurka ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah it tends to be, but I occasionally find things like a drum rack for $90.
#18 - gliese (09/03/2012) [-]
i take it you didnt go to the link -.-
User avatar #19 to #18 - durkadurka ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
No I did.
#20 to #19 - gliese (09/03/2012) [-]
so you are now informed, good.
User avatar #21 to #20 - durkadurka ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
I've known how the whole thing works for a while. It's not a gigantic worldwide slavery scheme like the link seems to claim. It's simply that the corporations have the power they do because they are given it by those in the government. The corporation keeps the politician elected, and the politician does favors for the corporation. Ex: GE paid nothing in taxes last year.

Simply put, corporations exist to make money. They're not good, not evil, they just are. They've done good things and bad things, but it's all just to make as much money as they can. It's silly to hate them, but at the same time stupid not to keep any eye on them.

I don't think it'll ever get to the point where we're "enslaved" in a more literal sense. There's simply too many people for such a thing to realistically happen. Fixing the problem is all about electing politicians who won't play the lobbying game or play favorites.
#12 - rickmac (08/07/2012) [-]
You are a gentleman and a scholar. I love you.
#13 to #12 - durkadurka ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Why thank you. Here, have this.
User avatar #5 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
durkadurka allahuakbar!
User avatar #6 to #5 - durkadurka ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
kaboom!
User avatar #7 to #6 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
yalalalalalalalalalalalallaalalalooo!!
#8 to #7 - durkadurka ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
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#9 to #8 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
hey, stop making fun of my people. I KEEEL YOU!
User avatar #11 to #10 - ragenFOX (08/06/2012) [-]
i can read this
أن ينصركم الله فلا غالب لكم.
"If God is there to help you none will overcome you" this is the rest of the verse "and if He forsake you, who will help you other than Him? So only in God should the faithful place their trust." (3:160)

the writing is beautiful i want to tattoo something like that, but ofcourse not a verse from the quran (&)
User avatar #1 - SgtObvious (01/19/2012) [-]
That guy was just a typical liberal with no concept of what our country was founded on.
User avatar #2 to #1 - durkadurka ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
He just sat there playing philosophical games to dance around the issues and to call me stupid, like a typical liberal. He's probably in some college course on philosophy and thinks he's so smart when he regurgitates what his professor told him.

I've never met anyone so detached from reality.
User avatar #3 to #2 - SgtObvious (01/20/2012) [-]
I don't think he even understood the point he was trying to make by the end of the argument.
User avatar #4 to #3 - durkadurka ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
He ceased to make any points about two or three posts in. When liberals get stuck, they just attack your character and call you stupid. They don't use facts.
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