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#63 - He certainly was a big part of Hawaiian culture 07/31/2015 on That dude with Over the... +1
#45 - Poor Sharkman 07/26/2015 on The Warden's password 0
#3 - "Holla. We gon ball" 07/25/2015 on THE GREATEST COMP THERE HAS... 0
#29 - I have never seen this or the little "Download" butt… 07/25/2015 on The assumption song 0
#242 - I'll be in town all day Thursday and then some Friday. Checkin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on A Whimsical Tour of My... 0
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#243 - hankhillofthe (07/26/2015) [-]
A'ight, I'll keep it in mind
#640 - **dukeofmordor used "*roll picture*"** **dukeofmordor rolle… 07/25/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#94 - Comment deleted 07/24/2015 on Dying to live +3
#172 - but where's the bacon? 07/23/2015 on How to make burgers 0
#222 - **dukeofmordor used "*roll 6, 1-99*"** **dukeofmordor rolls… 07/23/2015 on Roll your pokemon team! 0
#95 - was hoping for something more rage-y 07/22/2015 on Windows 10 hype +1
#94 - **dukeofmordor used "*roll picture*"** **dukeofmordor rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Windows 10 hype +1
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#95 - dukeofmordor (07/22/2015) [-]
was hoping for something more rage-y
#180 - Yes! let me get back to you with the time and date 07/22/2015 on A Whimsical Tour of My... 0
#165 - DUDE, I'm going to Point Pleasant next week!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2015 on A Whimsical Tour of My... 0
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#176 - hankhillofthe (07/22/2015) [-]
Dude let's meet up and snap a selfie
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#242 - dukeofmordor (07/25/2015) [-]
I'll be in town all day Thursday and then some Friday. Checking out the River Museum and all that.
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#243 - hankhillofthe (07/26/2015) [-]
A'ight, I'll keep it in mind
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#180 - dukeofmordor (07/22/2015) [-]
Yes! let me get back to you with the time and date
#185 - **dukeofmordor used "*roll 1, 0-99999*"** **dukeofmordor ro… 07/22/2015 on Zombie Roll Game 0
#176 - **dukeofmordor used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **dukeofmord…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Let's play Cards Against... 0
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#180 - khally (07/20/2015) [-]
**khally used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**khally rolls Dying alone and in pain.** Its true you know.
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#246 - rakogoki (07/20/2015) [-]
"wow, dying cold, alone and in pain, after saving all those people. its almost poetic-" prrrrttt "goddammit the moments ruin-" ded
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#252 - khally (07/20/2015) [-]
Its a tough world out there man....
#259 - Again, all of the instances you are talking about rely on cont…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Why pick a fight? 0
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#260 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
There is no out of context stuff where god is straightforwardly commanding people to rape, murder and enslave, etc. You claim there is a god yet there is no evidence at all for his existence. You simply have an old book of myths that you've been led into believing are actually real. It's the oldest trick that has been used by human civilization since it's inception. Sorry, your god is not smiling down on anyone.
#257 - So because I believe in God I have no idea how the world works…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Why pick a fight? 0
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#258 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about the constitution. The Bible openly condones slavery and treats women as the property of men. This book is obviously written by bronze/iron age people and is not divinely inspired.
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#259 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Again, all of the instances you are talking about rely on context. But maybe you'd know that if you took the time to actually look in the Bible instead of just google-searching "things wrong with Bible". You are just arguing to argue and are too stubborn to listen or let us agree to disagree. Talk all you want, my God is smiling down at me, can you say the same Imperial?
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#260 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
There is no out of context stuff where god is straightforwardly commanding people to rape, murder and enslave, etc. You claim there is a god yet there is no evidence at all for his existence. You simply have an old book of myths that you've been led into believing are actually real. It's the oldest trick that has been used by human civilization since it's inception. Sorry, your god is not smiling down on anyone.
#255 - Then be happy and leave the rest of us that are happy believin…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Why pick a fight? 0
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#256 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
It's important that everyone is educated about how the world really is so that we can make the best choices for everyone. Don't forget that the Bible had been used as an excuse for slavery, genocide and sexism throughout the ages. Freedom of speech for the win.
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#257 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
So because I believe in God I have no idea how the world works? Because I only have enough room in my brain for one complex issue at a time like you? The Constitution has been an excuse for slavery and sexism as well, not just the Bible. There's a little something called freedom of religion as well? Or is that not how the world really works?
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#258 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about the constitution. The Bible openly condones slavery and treats women as the property of men. This book is obviously written by bronze/iron age people and is not divinely inspired.
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#259 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Again, all of the instances you are talking about rely on context. But maybe you'd know that if you took the time to actually look in the Bible instead of just google-searching "things wrong with Bible". You are just arguing to argue and are too stubborn to listen or let us agree to disagree. Talk all you want, my God is smiling down at me, can you say the same Imperial?
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#260 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
There is no out of context stuff where god is straightforwardly commanding people to rape, murder and enslave, etc. You claim there is a god yet there is no evidence at all for his existence. You simply have an old book of myths that you've been led into believing are actually real. It's the oldest trick that has been used by human civilization since it's inception. Sorry, your god is not smiling down on anyone.
#246 - ****** what? Religion is what MADE society. I already k…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Why pick a fight? 0
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#253 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
Religions have played a large role in controlling people throughout the millennia certainly, but we no longer have any need for them as a society.

Jest because a sunset is beautiful does not mean that your god or any other made it. Life is what you make of it- there are millions of happy people without a belief in any god.
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#255 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Then be happy and leave the rest of us that are happy believing in God alone
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#256 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
It's important that everyone is educated about how the world really is so that we can make the best choices for everyone. Don't forget that the Bible had been used as an excuse for slavery, genocide and sexism throughout the ages. Freedom of speech for the win.
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#257 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
So because I believe in God I have no idea how the world works? Because I only have enough room in my brain for one complex issue at a time like you? The Constitution has been an excuse for slavery and sexism as well, not just the Bible. There's a little something called freedom of religion as well? Or is that not how the world really works?
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#258 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about the constitution. The Bible openly condones slavery and treats women as the property of men. This book is obviously written by bronze/iron age people and is not divinely inspired.
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#259 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Again, all of the instances you are talking about rely on context. But maybe you'd know that if you took the time to actually look in the Bible instead of just google-searching "things wrong with Bible". You are just arguing to argue and are too stubborn to listen or let us agree to disagree. Talk all you want, my God is smiling down at me, can you say the same Imperial?
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#260 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
There is no out of context stuff where god is straightforwardly commanding people to rape, murder and enslave, etc. You claim there is a god yet there is no evidence at all for his existence. You simply have an old book of myths that you've been led into believing are actually real. It's the oldest trick that has been used by human civilization since it's inception. Sorry, your god is not smiling down on anyone.
#242 - So you say. I say different. Can we leave it at that?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Why pick a fight? 0
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#244 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
Wouldn't you prefer to know the truth though? Science has destroyed the Bible and so there's no reason to follow it. Societies flourish when there is less religion so let's work on improving an already pretty good world we have here in the West.
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#246 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Nigger what? Religion is what MADE society. I already know what you call the truth but I can see past that. How do you live without the hope of something more? Is the world a bland picture with no beauty to you? Have you ever seen a sunset/rise and just marvel in the pure majesty of it all? How can you see all the beautiful things in this world without seeing that God IS real and he has made everything for our enjoyment?
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#253 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
Religions have played a large role in controlling people throughout the millennia certainly, but we no longer have any need for them as a society.

Jest because a sunset is beautiful does not mean that your god or any other made it. Life is what you make of it- there are millions of happy people without a belief in any god.
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#255 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Then be happy and leave the rest of us that are happy believing in God alone
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#256 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
It's important that everyone is educated about how the world really is so that we can make the best choices for everyone. Don't forget that the Bible had been used as an excuse for slavery, genocide and sexism throughout the ages. Freedom of speech for the win.
User avatar
#257 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
So because I believe in God I have no idea how the world works? Because I only have enough room in my brain for one complex issue at a time like you? The Constitution has been an excuse for slavery and sexism as well, not just the Bible. There's a little something called freedom of religion as well? Or is that not how the world really works?
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#258 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about the constitution. The Bible openly condones slavery and treats women as the property of men. This book is obviously written by bronze/iron age people and is not divinely inspired.
User avatar
#259 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Again, all of the instances you are talking about rely on context. But maybe you'd know that if you took the time to actually look in the Bible instead of just google-searching "things wrong with Bible". You are just arguing to argue and are too stubborn to listen or let us agree to disagree. Talk all you want, my God is smiling down at me, can you say the same Imperial?
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#260 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
There is no out of context stuff where god is straightforwardly commanding people to rape, murder and enslave, etc. You claim there is a god yet there is no evidence at all for his existence. You simply have an old book of myths that you've been led into believing are actually real. It's the oldest trick that has been used by human civilization since it's inception. Sorry, your god is not smiling down on anyone.
#237 - Again, almost all of these are taken out of context  [+] (11 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Why pick a fight? 0
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#241 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
Not really. Besides, we know the Bible is not the word of any god through many other means.
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#242 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
So you say. I say different. Can we leave it at that?
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#244 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
Wouldn't you prefer to know the truth though? Science has destroyed the Bible and so there's no reason to follow it. Societies flourish when there is less religion so let's work on improving an already pretty good world we have here in the West.
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#246 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Nigger what? Religion is what MADE society. I already know what you call the truth but I can see past that. How do you live without the hope of something more? Is the world a bland picture with no beauty to you? Have you ever seen a sunset/rise and just marvel in the pure majesty of it all? How can you see all the beautiful things in this world without seeing that God IS real and he has made everything for our enjoyment?
User avatar
#253 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
Religions have played a large role in controlling people throughout the millennia certainly, but we no longer have any need for them as a society.

Jest because a sunset is beautiful does not mean that your god or any other made it. Life is what you make of it- there are millions of happy people without a belief in any god.
User avatar
#255 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Then be happy and leave the rest of us that are happy believing in God alone
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#256 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
It's important that everyone is educated about how the world really is so that we can make the best choices for everyone. Don't forget that the Bible had been used as an excuse for slavery, genocide and sexism throughout the ages. Freedom of speech for the win.
User avatar
#257 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
So because I believe in God I have no idea how the world works? Because I only have enough room in my brain for one complex issue at a time like you? The Constitution has been an excuse for slavery and sexism as well, not just the Bible. There's a little something called freedom of religion as well? Or is that not how the world really works?
User avatar
#258 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm not talking about the constitution. The Bible openly condones slavery and treats women as the property of men. This book is obviously written by bronze/iron age people and is not divinely inspired.
User avatar
#259 - dukeofmordor (07/19/2015) [-]
Again, all of the instances you are talking about rely on context. But maybe you'd know that if you took the time to actually look in the Bible instead of just google-searching "things wrong with Bible". You are just arguing to argue and are too stubborn to listen or let us agree to disagree. Talk all you want, my God is smiling down at me, can you say the same Imperial?
User avatar
#260 - popeflatus (07/19/2015) [-]
There is no out of context stuff where god is straightforwardly commanding people to rape, murder and enslave, etc. You claim there is a god yet there is no evidence at all for his existence. You simply have an old book of myths that you've been led into believing are actually real. It's the oldest trick that has been used by human civilization since it's inception. Sorry, your god is not smiling down on anyone.
#27 - i want a Loafee 07/19/2015 on Foodmon +2
#203 - All of these are little bits that are cut from a larger messag… 07/19/2015 on Why pick a fight? 0
#196 - First off, I would not say that, I think the Old Testament mat… 07/19/2015 on Why pick a fight? 0
#75 - Eh, half sarcastic. What I meant was, other versions of the Bi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2015 on Why pick a fight? 0
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#79 - YllekNayr (07/18/2015) [-]
Precisely.

The people shouting "HAHA, you forgot the CONTEXT. Argument disproven!" in the comments are really getting on my nerves.

>>#42

>>#32
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#101 - testaburger (07/18/2015) [-]
YlekNayr saying it like it is
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#102 - testaburger (07/18/2015) [-]
Shit, forgot an l
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#103 - YllekNayr (07/18/2015) [-]
Close enough

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#16 - aurious (09/21/2015) [-]
Buy on Etsy!
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User avatar #6 to #5 - dukeofmordor ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #7 - dukeofmordor ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
oh, that makes sense now. Thanks, i guess
#1 - zahidlol (09/03/2014) [-]
What's up man!
User avatar #2 to #1 - dukeofmordor ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Hi! Thanks for that! ...now what?
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