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dukeofmordor

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Date Signed Up:5/10/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#136 - for anyone who doesn't get this 11/16/2015 on Next Gen +6
#602 - AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!! 11/15/2015 on FJ Writes A Song 2 - Make... 0
#77 - Did you know that Hitler told the SA to set fire to German cit… 11/14/2015 on Guys, stop bullying him. 0
#48 - Picture 11/14/2015 on South Africa 0
#17 - Storm is also an African goddess/queen  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2015 on X-Men +1
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#46 - theblackhorntail (11/14/2015) [-]
Not in the cinematic universe.
#219 - Only got the Iron Giant and Princess Bride ones  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2015 on (untitled) 0
#221 - anon (11/11/2015) [-]
How bout we just ruin the post and list all the movies mentioned, because fuck tumblr.

Although I'm an uncultured swine and probably won't get at least half of them. Anyway, here goes:

- Inception
- dunno
- dunno
- Usual Suspects???
- Back to the Future
- Iron Giant
- dunno
- The Princess Bride
- dunno
- dunno
- dunno, but I'm pretty sure divorce was a thing in the Middle Ages, as long as, you know, you're not a king trying to marry a sixth bitch.

4.5/11, shit, worse than I thought. If anyone knows any more titles, how about just copying my list and filling the blanks?
#5 - in Ohio, it was legal two years ago 11/10/2015 on Hot 0
#57 - I bought one of these a while ago, its awesome. You can kill a… 11/09/2015 on My Buddy Bought a Pistol... 0
#40 - I think you mean Xbo  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Comparisons +1
#97 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
Xbox best box.

But seriously, Xbox One is still the best awarded/graphics system. Regardless of what any shitlords say.

So go jerk off into your PS4s, because according to everyone, that's all they're good for.

Oh, and tactical skin-breathing waifus. Everyone knows why they wrote that spin into the game.
#126 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
xbox is trash compared to playstation at any gen, get off the drugs son.
#26 - my dad had a White Castle slider in his desk drawer for a year…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2015 on Someone CT scanned a twinkie. +1
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#27 - mintyfreshmenthol (11/03/2015) [-]
imma give this mummified Twinkie to my kids one day
#85 - That's how i felt when I turned 20. "Welp, that's a third… 11/02/2015 on It's My Birthday 0
#138 - to each his own 11/02/2015 on PomeGranate Juice +1
#1034 - **dukeofmordor used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **dukeofmordor r… 11/02/2015 on FJ Undertale Give Away 0
#62 - This is from Syndicate right? 11/02/2015 on Ubisoft firing shots 0
#117 - its something that some very talented traditional singers can … 11/02/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 57) +2
#191 - What the heck is that small monkey thing two from the left? wi… 10/31/2015 on A simplified version, 0
#110 - is this implying that porn stars are NOT influential?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2015 on Everyone loves pr0n +1
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#112 - megatrollinator (10/26/2015) [-]
No, it's implying that Porn Stars know when to cover up and when not to
#88 - Maybe you think its like eating leftovers, but I see it as ano… 10/23/2015 on Nice guy +1
#69 - I'd like to meet a woman with a kid. I know most guys wouldn't…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2015 on Nice guy +3
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#76 - enlightednatzie (10/23/2015) [-]
Taking care of someone elses kid is like eating leftovers. And by the way, some trailer trash women may be sexy and they are pretty desperate for dicks like mine.
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#88 - dukeofmordor (10/23/2015) [-]
Maybe you think its like eating leftovers, but I see it as another way I can help people, especially the children who need it most. and depending on what it is, I enjoy leftovers
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#75 - shoryuken (10/23/2015) [-]
oh hey step daddy patty
#160 - Me and my brother found one of those pod things, except we had… 10/23/2015 on Mantis' 0
#105 - All said though, Teen Titans Go is one of the shows that I wou… 10/22/2015 on The Truth Comes Out +3
#52 - I can't remember the last time I saw this. It must have been a… 10/22/2015 on whoops 0
#785 - **dukeofmordor used "*roll picture*"** **dukeofmordor rolle… 10/19/2015 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#777 - **dukeofmordor used "*roll picture*"** **dukeofmordor rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2015 on Roll for your new girlfriend +1
#785 - dukeofmordor (10/19/2015) [-]
**dukeofmordor used "*roll picture*"**
**dukeofmordor rolled image**cuz I do.... I do a lot
#43 - I would get that, and two hours later forget and give myself a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2015 on How to sfx makeup in 34... 0
#46 - turbanmasher (10/18/2015) [-]
Or go into shock.

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#16 - aurious (09/21/2015) [-]
Buy on Etsy!
User avatar #14 - mgsexplain ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
User avatar #12 - fappertheman (09/21/2015) [-]
Nipple clamps
User avatar #11 - norkasthethird (09/21/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
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nipple clamps
User avatar #5 - malachitecobra (09/21/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
User avatar #6 to #5 - dukeofmordor ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
...k
User avatar #8 to #7 - dukeofmordor ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
oh, that makes sense now. Thanks, i guess
#1 - zahidlol (09/03/2014) [-]
What's up man!
User avatar #2 to #1 - dukeofmordor ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Hi! Thanks for that! ...now what?
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