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Date Signed Up:1/03/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Texas
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#27 - i like some beer alright. i prefer straight vodka.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2012 on Setting priorities 0
User avatar #34 - gfunkafella (02/09/2012) [-]
vodka is my favorite to drink, but you should try spiced rum mixed with mountain dew
User avatar #37 - dudemiesterman (02/09/2012) [-]
i never mix my alcohol with anything. it ruins it for me. my friend convinced me to mix vodka with orange juice and said it was the best thing in the world. i will never make that mistake again.
User avatar #63 - KingMan (02/09/2012) [-]
I like vodka until I tried Jack Daniels whiskey. Cheap whiskey is terrible, really.
#110 - its a retoast but i haven't seen it in a long time. toenail c… 02/08/2012 on Life 0
#269 - dear ******* christ it's been too long since a go… 02/08/2012 on Insanity Wolf Comp +2
#29 - i'm high and i just finished watching this. holy. **** … 02/08/2012 on Tittle +3
#114 - and cops don't just blatantly lie about that **** … 02/07/2012 on Morbid Stoner Experience 0
#113 - actually, they can say they feel a weapon and then when they d…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on Morbid Stoner Experience 0
User avatar #114 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
and cops don't just blatantly lie about that shit, they can easily lose their job. do they abuse their authority? some do, but they can lose their job or get a probational period from work for searching someone with no reason.
#110 - no, because once they detain you they have all legal right to …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2012 on Morbid Stoner Experience 0
User avatar #112 - byposted (02/07/2012) [-]
they can obviously lie about what they "smell, feel, see," etc. This is bad
User avatar #113 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
actually, they can say they feel a weapon and then when they do the full search if they find nothing then there is a chance they can be sued. as for smelling, you cannot be arrested for smelling like pot (or other drugs). you can probably be patted down but not arrested. and for seeing something, if they see what they believe to be a weapon it is the same thing. they can pat you down, if it feels like a gun, knife, tazer, or any other weapon, they can do the full search.
User avatar #114 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
and cops don't just blatantly lie about that shit, they can easily lose their job. do they abuse their authority? some do, but they can lose their job or get a probational period from work for searching someone with no reason.
#100 - they* 02/07/2012 on Morbid Stoner Experience 0
#99 - actually, the only need a warrant or for you to be in their cu…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/07/2012 on Morbid Stoner Experience 0
User avatar #102 - byposted (02/07/2012) [-]
Tell them to, "talk to my lawyer."

You will be detained but not arrested...it's better than getting time for possession, dontchagree?

If you ask them that then they'll most likely balls to it and stop their effort
User avatar #110 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
no, because once they detain you they have all legal right to search you. a pat down in this situation, often called a terry stop, is completely legal if they are suspicious of you. people had probably been seen breaking into cars so he had reasonable suspicion and was within all legal confines to pat down these people. had he noticed something he suspected to be a weapon while patting them down, then he could do a full search.
User avatar #112 - byposted (02/07/2012) [-]
they can obviously lie about what they "smell, feel, see," etc. This is bad
User avatar #113 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
actually, they can say they feel a weapon and then when they do the full search if they find nothing then there is a chance they can be sued. as for smelling, you cannot be arrested for smelling like pot (or other drugs). you can probably be patted down but not arrested. and for seeing something, if they see what they believe to be a weapon it is the same thing. they can pat you down, if it feels like a gun, knife, tazer, or any other weapon, they can do the full search.
User avatar #114 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
and cops don't just blatantly lie about that shit, they can easily lose their job. do they abuse their authority? some do, but they can lose their job or get a probational period from work for searching someone with no reason.
User avatar #100 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
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#97 - feels were had 02/07/2012 on Morbid Stoner Experience 0
#292 - i'd normally be a dick since you retoasted but you probably di… 02/07/2012 on I have a new respect for... -1
#828 - they think they want equality. what they mean by that is they … 02/07/2012 on Women SHUT THE FUCK UP 0
#798 - WILL YOU MARRY ME?! 02/07/2012 on Women SHUT THE FUCK UP -2
#303 - ass* 02/07/2012 on Me tired, you seat! 0
#301 - no, it's me pointing out that it's a retoast. there's a big di…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2012 on Me tired, you seat! 0
User avatar #303 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
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#289 - i enjoy if i haven't seen them in months or years. and no. whe…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2012 on Me tired, you seat! 0
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User avatar #301 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
no, it's me pointing out that it's a retoast. there's a big difference. i'm not callingOH PEEa Lamar Smith for retoasting and saying he's a stupid as mother fucker. i'm saying it's a retoast and questioning how it made front page.
User avatar #303 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
ass*
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#80 - im sick of retoasting on this website :/ 02/07/2012 on well well 0
#705 - update this and add in the eleventh dimension. they decided th… 02/07/2012 on Mind = blown +2
#277 - dude, i saw this several weeks ago as a video on funnyjunk. no…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/07/2012 on Me tired, you seat! -2
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User avatar #289 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
i enjoy if i haven't seen them in months or years. and no. when most of funnyjunk sees a retoast they create a shit-storm of hate.
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User avatar #301 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
no, it's me pointing out that it's a retoast. there's a big difference. i'm not callingOH PEEa Lamar Smith for retoasting and saying he's a stupid as mother fucker. i'm saying it's a retoast and questioning how it made front page.
User avatar #303 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
ass*
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#267 - good point 02/07/2012 on Me tired, you seat! -2
#261 - dude, major retoast. how did this make front page?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/07/2012 on Me tired, you seat! -4
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User avatar #277 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
dude, i saw this several weeks ago as a video on funnyjunk. no shit it's a retoast on the whole internet. thats like pointing out that rebuilding the world trade center is a retoast
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User avatar #289 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
i enjoy if i haven't seen them in months or years. and no. when most of funnyjunk sees a retoast they create a shit-storm of hate.
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User avatar #301 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
no, it's me pointing out that it's a retoast. there's a big difference. i'm not callingOH PEEa Lamar Smith for retoasting and saying he's a stupid as mother fucker. i'm saying it's a retoast and questioning how it made front page.
User avatar #303 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
ass*
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User avatar #265 - DrBobsPatient (02/07/2012) [-]
it's funnyjunk.
User avatar #267 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
good point
#120 - no. i have TONS of different versions of that face on my compu… 02/07/2012 on The Ultimate Comp of Funny... +1
#391 - just pointing out its a retoast. and i dont even listen to the… 02/07/2012 on real metal 0
#27 - couldnt find the super happy face i was looking for  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2012 on The Ultimate Comp of Funny... +1
#38 - thorifyer (02/06/2012) [-]
This one?
User avatar #120 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
no. i have TONS of different versions of that face on my computer. how do you think i made my profile pic? no its like, i dont even know how to explain it.
#28 - benassibro Comment deleted by dudemiesterman
#25 - normally i hate retoasters, but its cool since there was a ton…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/06/2012 on The Ultimate Comp of Funny... +1
#26 - benassibro Comment deleted by dudemiesterman
#27 - dudemiesterman (02/06/2012) [-]
couldnt find the super happy face i was looking for
#38 - thorifyer (02/06/2012) [-]
This one?
User avatar #120 - dudemiesterman (02/07/2012) [-]
no. i have TONS of different versions of that face on my computer. how do you think i made my profile pic? no its like, i dont even know how to explain it.
#28 - benassibro Comment deleted by dudemiesterman

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