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#13 - TO THE FRONT PAGE I SAY 02/03/2012 on iPhone 4S in Scotland. . . +1
#30 - toenail clipping s for turtles :3 02/03/2012 on Everyone loves turtles 0
#39 - i like how you titled this "haven't we all" instead … 02/03/2012 on havent we all 0
#36 - you didn't even use instigate in context 02/03/2012 on Don't fuck with caterpie 0
#35 - .... i don't even 02/03/2012 on Don't fuck with caterpie 0
#182 - really dude? this is such a recent retoast. words cannot descr… 02/03/2012 on silly bible humpers 0
#190 - its times like this i hope that heaven may actually exist so s… 02/03/2012 on Feels will be had +4
#84 - < me seeing what you did there 02/03/2012 on This concert would be... +1
#118 - this was posted quite some time ago. the only thing you did wa… 02/03/2012 on This is how things are done... -3
#168 - normally i hate retoasts, but its so nice to see stare dad com… 02/03/2012 on StareDad Compilation HUGE 0
#57 - i knew that immediately XD first time i watched it in english … 02/02/2012 on Dumbass +1
#349 - can't people just be original with their own **** … 02/02/2012 on One Direction 0
#172 - am i the only one who noticed that the grandma in the first pi… 02/02/2012 on You Laugh, You Lose P.1 0
#1110 - with all due respect that is as far from the truth as a statem…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2012 on The Dark Hater 0
User avatar #1115 - daniboyi (02/03/2012) [-]
And compilations is just a bunch of retoasts put together. And most of them are quite boring since they are something like 'random facts compilations'
User avatar #1152 - dudemiesterman (02/05/2012) [-]
really? go look at my compilations and tell me how many retoasts are in those. none that i recall
User avatar #1153 - daniboyi (02/05/2012) [-]
ok. I admit you are one of the people you see once in a life time that doesn't have a retoast filled compilation. I salute you.
#1087 - we aren't finding common ground if there is so much conflict n… 02/02/2012 on The Dark Hater 0
#1086 - ok, did i ever say that everyone has the same opinion as me? n…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2012 on The Dark Hater 0
User avatar #1098 - daniboyi (02/02/2012) [-]
I can see your logic, but if that happened funnyjunk would be most likely empty because of the constant skyrim, batman and other post that also could have been moved to their respective. I'm not saying your wrong, but just saying FJ would be a very small website if that happened.
User avatar #1110 - dudemiesterman (02/02/2012) [-]
with all due respect that is as far from the truth as a statement can get. i haven't seen a single skyrim or batman posts in at least a month. certainly not any that make the front few pages. most of what makes front page now is OC or compilations of stuff.
User avatar #1115 - daniboyi (02/03/2012) [-]
And compilations is just a bunch of retoasts put together. And most of them are quite boring since they are something like 'random facts compilations'
User avatar #1152 - dudemiesterman (02/05/2012) [-]
really? go look at my compilations and tell me how many retoasts are in those. none that i recall
User avatar #1153 - daniboyi (02/05/2012) [-]
ok. I admit you are one of the people you see once in a life time that doesn't have a retoast filled compilation. I salute you.
#254 - thank you for your assistance but i really didn't need clarifi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2012 on The Dark Hater 0
User avatar #264 - dtox (02/01/2012) [-]
Again, I want to clarify, I never wanted you to actually leave funnyjunk, I was just simply using the same argument people use against us, which goes both ways.

if you want funny internet stuff, there are many websites that offer that. but no, you want funnyjunk, and I can understand that. but so do we, and we're going to have to share it, cause we're not getting rid of each other any time soon, best for us to find common ground and cohesion while we're here.
User avatar #1087 - dudemiesterman (02/02/2012) [-]
we aren't finding common ground if there is so much conflict now are we? i feel you should come to funnyjunk if you want to. but its for things that are funny to the general public. ponies arent funny to the general public. can it be funny to some? yes. but to a lot of others it isnt. and this goes both ways. you can just as easily visit a website about ponies as i can visit another website with more funny stuff. but theres a difference between things being random funny content vs. exclusively ponies and whenever you feel you would like to see ponies then you can visit a website of the aforementioned type. once again, i would thank you to stop replying. you need not clarify anything further.
#250 - yeah, a group of people like it, but a large group also dislik…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2012 on The Dark Hater 0
User avatar #261 - dtox (02/01/2012) [-]
I don't know how my initial statement was condescending, I was just simply using the same argument people use with us, when this is a free and public website.

I'm not telling you to leave, by all means stay. but it would be best for you to try and just do that, simply skip pony posts, and to try and stop letting them bother you so much. I too have shared many laughs with people here, and I'v discussed tons of things here and made friends, most of which is around PONY posts.

and btw, this post has 400 toenail clippings after 8 hours, where over a dozen posts ahead of this have just a little over 500 after double the amount of time. trust me, people like this post.
#295 - >start reading, can tell some scary ***** gonn… 02/01/2012 on Are you Brave? 0
#294 - Comment deleted 02/01/2012 on Are you Brave? 0
#49 - nice hat bro. dont be a douchebag and keep the sticker on ther… 02/01/2012 on My mom is cool +2
#242 - ok look dude. no need to be a dick here. i'm simply saying i d…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/01/2012 on The Dark Hater 0
User avatar #248 - AlphaWolfOmega (02/01/2012) [-]
ok, one, youre a cool non-brony so no hate from me, two, dtox wasnt tryin to be a dick, he was tryin to defend fj'ers rights. three im not trying to be a dick either, just trying to help clarify. im sure, like me, most of the brony/fj'er population stay here because the navigation process is 100x easier, using the arrows instead of having to scroll down to the end of a page and making sure you click the right number is way easier, yea, sounds lazy but true. and the pony posts have died down, just like chuck testa, and the others, but they are still around because the show and supporters are still around as well. we ask non-brony users to skip mlp posts just like most users do to any other post. ill admit, i skip 99% of uploads i see including pony posts, i toenail clipping up posts that i like, and toenail clipping down posts a really dont like including pony posts, and im sure most of us go and look thru the general uploads and front page uploads as well, and we rarely see ponies there. your entitled to your own opinion, and im glad to call you a fellow fj'er, but ponies are gonna be all over the interwebs no matter what. i hope you dont think im tryin to be a dick, just trying to civilly explain the situation.
User avatar #254 - dudemiesterman (02/01/2012) [-]
thank you for your assistance but i really didn't need clarification. he was implying that i should leave funnyjunk which i simply will not do. or at least that's how i perceived it. i am not looking for a debate over my opinions, i simply wanted to state them and be done with it. i would thank you both kindly to leave me be because i don't want to argue over what was said and how person A thinks it went down and how person B sees things. have a nice night.
User avatar #264 - dtox (02/01/2012) [-]
Again, I want to clarify, I never wanted you to actually leave funnyjunk, I was just simply using the same argument people use against us, which goes both ways.

if you want funny internet stuff, there are many websites that offer that. but no, you want funnyjunk, and I can understand that. but so do we, and we're going to have to share it, cause we're not getting rid of each other any time soon, best for us to find common ground and cohesion while we're here.
User avatar #1087 - dudemiesterman (02/02/2012) [-]
we aren't finding common ground if there is so much conflict now are we? i feel you should come to funnyjunk if you want to. but its for things that are funny to the general public. ponies arent funny to the general public. can it be funny to some? yes. but to a lot of others it isnt. and this goes both ways. you can just as easily visit a website about ponies as i can visit another website with more funny stuff. but theres a difference between things being random funny content vs. exclusively ponies and whenever you feel you would like to see ponies then you can visit a website of the aforementioned type. once again, i would thank you to stop replying. you need not clarify anything further.
User avatar #246 - dtox (02/01/2012) [-]
I wasn't being a dick, I didn't even insult you, was just being straight forward and honest lol.

I get what you're saying, but my original statement still applies. we might get hate, but we, a very large portion of FJ's population, aren't going to stop just because we get some hate, because we like FJ and its content.

and like I said, there are othersites dedicated towards posting funny content like FJ, so why not go to those if ponies are so distracting?

and this post has only been up for 8 hours and has nearly 400 toenail clippings, I'm pretty sure that means people like it lol.
User avatar #250 - dudemiesterman (02/01/2012) [-]
yeah, a group of people like it, but a large group also dislike it. 400 toenail clippings in 8 hours? i've seen better. a lot of people skip as well and im sure most of them either dont give a shit or saw it involved ponies and decided to skip. and i am loyal to funnyjunk so i stay here. i've been on funnyjunk for over ten years so i'm not leaving, i've shared laughs with its people so i'd rather stay. and you were being a bit of a dick and very condescending by telling my i should leave and go to other websites as if implying i'm not good enough for funnyjunk. and i dont expect you to stop what you do. if you like it then hey man, more power to ya. but you can't deny that it would solve problems and avoid conflict if people were to just post on other websites. i didnt want an argument, i simply wanted to state my opinion and that has long been accomplished. so thank you, goodbye.
User avatar #261 - dtox (02/01/2012) [-]
I don't know how my initial statement was condescending, I was just simply using the same argument people use with us, when this is a free and public website.

I'm not telling you to leave, by all means stay. but it would be best for you to try and just do that, simply skip pony posts, and to try and stop letting them bother you so much. I too have shared many laughs with people here, and I'v discussed tons of things here and made friends, most of which is around PONY posts.

and btw, this post has 400 toenail clippings after 8 hours, where over a dozen posts ahead of this have just a little over 500 after double the amount of time. trust me, people like this post.
#18 - can you say..... RETOAST?! 02/01/2012 on Long live the Queen 0
#236 - ok, look i dont like MLP so im just gonna throw that out there…  [+] (28 new replies) 02/01/2012 on The Dark Hater -2
User avatar #291 - daniboyi (02/01/2012) [-]
Problem with your logic: Not everoyne has the same opinion and while you don't like this. We find it funny and entertaining. I for example hate all the Spider pictures you see none stop in the comment section. But I don't make post or long comments whining about people having to remove them. You can't filter the internet into your own personal opinion. So just skip the stuff you don't like and read the stuff you like. Easy as that.
User avatar #1086 - dudemiesterman (02/02/2012) [-]
ok, did i ever say that everyone has the same opinion as me? no. i'm trying to say that a lot of people do though. i feel it would avoid the conflict if we just kept pony stuff on their respective websites. i dont like it and i know a lot of others dont like it ether. i also know that a lot of people DO like it and i respect that. i just dont get why they can't go to another website that is specifically designed for it if they want to see that stuff. you can't just assume that i think everyone agrees with me because i dont think that. it makes you look like a dumbass. are you a dumbass? probably not. but just pay attention this time ok? if you want me to clarify on some of my views or opinions, then ask, but don't assume that things are just however you think they are.
User avatar #1098 - daniboyi (02/02/2012) [-]
I can see your logic, but if that happened funnyjunk would be most likely empty because of the constant skyrim, batman and other post that also could have been moved to their respective. I'm not saying your wrong, but just saying FJ would be a very small website if that happened.
User avatar #1110 - dudemiesterman (02/02/2012) [-]
with all due respect that is as far from the truth as a statement can get. i haven't seen a single skyrim or batman posts in at least a month. certainly not any that make the front few pages. most of what makes front page now is OC or compilations of stuff.
User avatar #1115 - daniboyi (02/03/2012) [-]
And compilations is just a bunch of retoasts put together. And most of them are quite boring since they are something like 'random facts compilations'
User avatar #1152 - dudemiesterman (02/05/2012) [-]
really? go look at my compilations and tell me how many retoasts are in those. none that i recall
User avatar #1153 - daniboyi (02/05/2012) [-]
ok. I admit you are one of the people you see once in a life time that doesn't have a retoast filled compilation. I salute you.
#379 - GeneralLeeInsane (02/01/2012) [-]
Since you say that.
#382 - daniboyi (02/01/2012) [-]
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Why not work together for harmony? :3
#383 - GeneralLeeInsane (02/01/2012) [-]
It's simple...

I hate
Ponies. (literally and metaphorically)
User avatar #384 - daniboyi (02/01/2012) [-]
and yet you come too a picture under the channel 'Ponytime' Why come to these post if you don't like them and if you happens to come across one accidently, why not simply skip it?
User avatar #385 - GeneralLeeInsane (02/01/2012) [-]
Because of my reasons for disliking ponies.
TL; DR tiem
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/p...
When you've finished that whole giant thread...
This: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/p...

I do hope I have found another who can comprehend all of this.

User avatar #391 - daniboyi (02/01/2012) [-]
I have read both long threads and I must I have found a new respect in you. I misjudged you as a normal pony hater, but I must say, with a smile, that I was wrong about you. Before I say anything I will say that I agree with the second thread that the world is a dark place. And that may be the reason I take a small part of me, the still childish innocent part and hide it behind the safe curtains of cartoons like MLP. It may seem like retreat for many, but I have learned one thing. That a 'normal' person like me have no influence alone in this world and won't get any if I don't have a horde of followers behind me.
It's like the saying goes:
Kill one man: You're a murdere
Kill a million: You're national hero.
Kill everyone: You're god.
User avatar #398 - GeneralLeeInsane (02/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #397 - GeneralLeeInsane (02/01/2012) [-]
Very good. I am mildly surprised that you actually read all of that. As such, I leave you with these last few things.
1.) The world is indeed a very dark place, and if you hide from it for too long, you will not be able to resist its destructive power, remember this from time to time, because the darkness is your shadow, it follows you everywhere you go.
2.) The largest portion of the reason I decided to adhere to the darkness, is that I never had much of the childish innocence most people did. I had very little empathy, even as a small boy. As such, if I had not been so shy, I would likely have been considered a sociopath, and likely would be to this day.
3.) You can resist the darkness, you just have to understand yourself well enough to know HOW you can resist the darkness.
User avatar #433 - daniboyi (02/01/2012) [-]
I again agree with your points. As hard as it may be it is impossible to flee from the life we live, except the final act of suicide, and for truth to be told I know very well of the darkness of this world. Mainly because my childhood was not the best. Not many friends and a good amount of bullies, forced me to grow up and realize the true world instead of the thing most people wants to see. But on a bad day I just want to escape, sit down and relax with something that makes me laugh and enjoy life.
#465 - GeneralLeeInsane (02/01/2012) [-]
This is good. It has made you a more intelligent person, if not a wiser one.

It is on this note, I bid you salutations, and take my leave.
User avatar #595 - daniboyi (02/01/2012) [-]
I thank you for teaching this valuable lesson. I have truly thought over it and for some reason I have just been a lot more happy since then. I haven't stopped smiled.
User avatar #240 - dtox (02/01/2012) [-]
dude, I found this post fucking funny.

where did I find it? funnyjunk.

if you want "funny internet junk," go to shitty site we should ignore, stumble upon, memebase, or any other website with funny crap, just like how everyone tells us to go to pony dedicated websites if we want pony crap (which I prefer FJ over).

I love the content produced by FJ, both normal AND pony.
#278 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2012) [-]
i lol at the people who say we should go get our own site. Silly children don't know that good feeling when you poop is a brony
User avatar #242 - dudemiesterman (02/01/2012) [-]
ok look dude. no need to be a dick here. i'm simply saying i don't enjoy all the pony stuff on here and i know for a fact that a lot of FJers dont either. when i say i want funny internet junk i am playing off of the name of the website. i dont say that i want shitty content. i simply dont enjoy what this website has become and ponies play a role in it, however small that may be. i did not find it funny. based on its generally low toenail clipping rank, neither did a lot of people. i'm just trying to say that there are websites dedicated to ponies, so why post ponies on FJ and not there when you KNOW that you will recieve a shit-ton of hate. can i ask you to chill out? thanks.
User avatar #248 - AlphaWolfOmega (02/01/2012) [-]
ok, one, youre a cool non-brony so no hate from me, two, dtox wasnt tryin to be a dick, he was tryin to defend fj'ers rights. three im not trying to be a dick either, just trying to help clarify. im sure, like me, most of the brony/fj'er population stay here because the navigation process is 100x easier, using the arrows instead of having to scroll down to the end of a page and making sure you click the right number is way easier, yea, sounds lazy but true. and the pony posts have died down, just like chuck testa, and the others, but they are still around because the show and supporters are still around as well. we ask non-brony users to skip mlp posts just like most users do to any other post. ill admit, i skip 99% of uploads i see including pony posts, i toenail clipping up posts that i like, and toenail clipping down posts a really dont like including pony posts, and im sure most of us go and look thru the general uploads and front page uploads as well, and we rarely see ponies there. your entitled to your own opinion, and im glad to call you a fellow fj'er, but ponies are gonna be all over the interwebs no matter what. i hope you dont think im tryin to be a dick, just trying to civilly explain the situation.
User avatar #254 - dudemiesterman (02/01/2012) [-]
thank you for your assistance but i really didn't need clarification. he was implying that i should leave funnyjunk which i simply will not do. or at least that's how i perceived it. i am not looking for a debate over my opinions, i simply wanted to state them and be done with it. i would thank you both kindly to leave me be because i don't want to argue over what was said and how person A thinks it went down and how person B sees things. have a nice night.
User avatar #264 - dtox (02/01/2012) [-]
Again, I want to clarify, I never wanted you to actually leave funnyjunk, I was just simply using the same argument people use against us, which goes both ways.

if you want funny internet stuff, there are many websites that offer that. but no, you want funnyjunk, and I can understand that. but so do we, and we're going to have to share it, cause we're not getting rid of each other any time soon, best for us to find common ground and cohesion while we're here.
User avatar #1087 - dudemiesterman (02/02/2012) [-]
we aren't finding common ground if there is so much conflict now are we? i feel you should come to funnyjunk if you want to. but its for things that are funny to the general public. ponies arent funny to the general public. can it be funny to some? yes. but to a lot of others it isnt. and this goes both ways. you can just as easily visit a website about ponies as i can visit another website with more funny stuff. but theres a difference between things being random funny content vs. exclusively ponies and whenever you feel you would like to see ponies then you can visit a website of the aforementioned type. once again, i would thank you to stop replying. you need not clarify anything further.
User avatar #246 - dtox (02/01/2012) [-]
I wasn't being a dick, I didn't even insult you, was just being straight forward and honest lol.

I get what you're saying, but my original statement still applies. we might get hate, but we, a very large portion of FJ's population, aren't going to stop just because we get some hate, because we like FJ and its content.

and like I said, there are othersites dedicated towards posting funny content like FJ, so why not go to those if ponies are so distracting?

and this post has only been up for 8 hours and has nearly 400 toenail clippings, I'm pretty sure that means people like it lol.
User avatar #250 - dudemiesterman (02/01/2012) [-]
yeah, a group of people like it, but a large group also dislike it. 400 toenail clippings in 8 hours? i've seen better. a lot of people skip as well and im sure most of them either dont give a shit or saw it involved ponies and decided to skip. and i am loyal to funnyjunk so i stay here. i've been on funnyjunk for over ten years so i'm not leaving, i've shared laughs with its people so i'd rather stay. and you were being a bit of a dick and very condescending by telling my i should leave and go to other websites as if implying i'm not good enough for funnyjunk. and i dont expect you to stop what you do. if you like it then hey man, more power to ya. but you can't deny that it would solve problems and avoid conflict if people were to just post on other websites. i didnt want an argument, i simply wanted to state my opinion and that has long been accomplished. so thank you, goodbye.
User avatar #261 - dtox (02/01/2012) [-]
I don't know how my initial statement was condescending, I was just simply using the same argument people use with us, when this is a free and public website.

I'm not telling you to leave, by all means stay. but it would be best for you to try and just do that, simply skip pony posts, and to try and stop letting them bother you so much. I too have shared many laughs with people here, and I'v discussed tons of things here and made friends, most of which is around PONY posts.

and btw, this post has 400 toenail clippings after 8 hours, where over a dozen posts ahead of this have just a little over 500 after double the amount of time. trust me, people like this post.
#88 - took me a moment to process what the **** was going on 02/01/2012 on wait, what? +6

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