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dudemiesterman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/03/2010
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:Texas
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#1 - Picture 05/05/2015 on welcome to HELL +2
#7 - Comment deleted 05/05/2015 on fukkin brutal 0
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on fukkin brutal 0
#8 - jagerhaus Comment deleted by dudemiesterman
#3 - "I don't need you anymore, I can win this on my own!" 05/05/2015 on bad day +2
#21 - Psionics or Ki, I'd flip a coin to decide. 05/05/2015 on Abilities. +7
#20 - Think of yourself as Tony Stark. You're a ******* geniu… 05/05/2015 on Abilities. +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Trisexual +51
User avatar #21 - feindmachines (05/06/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**feindmachines rolls 9,589** lol im never quintsexual
User avatar #15 - infinitereaper (05/06/2015) [-]
Jane is a whore.
User avatar #5 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/06/2015) [-]
That's basically what pansexual is minus the plants in case anybody feels like making a kitchenware joke about my sexuality? Like seriously feel free also I need come backs for the "what are you attracted to pots and pans hurr" bit.
User avatar #10 - teruterubozu (05/06/2015) [-]
Attracted to pots and pans? But they're just so hot.

.. Also, dendrophilia is a thing.
I've heard stories of people that fuck furniture, like sofas and tables..
Someone being legitimately attracted to kitchenware would only surprise me in the way that someone would actually admit it.
User avatar #22 - dudemiesterman (05/06/2015) [-]
I fucked the space between my mattress and box spring once. That count?
#46 - teruterubozu (05/06/2015) [-]
Depends on if it turned you on before you did it or if you were just dumping a load because your bed is a slut.
User avatar #47 - dudemiesterman (05/06/2015) [-]
Please, that slut eyes me all day, all the time. She was practically begging for it.
#16 - Vercingetorix (05/06/2015) [-]
Dendrophilia would be attracted to trees; fucking furniture would be necro-dendrophilia (attraction to dead trees).
#28 - dyssler (05/06/2015) [-]
And fucking dead saplings would be dendro-necro-pedophilia
I've used this joke for years, usually shuts up bigots discussing the grossness that is non hetero sexuality

And God damn did i just sound "triggered"
#19 - teruterubozu (05/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - zaxzwim (05/06/2015) [-]
that's pretty hot
#13 - Fascinating how obsessed with sex the Japanese are, yet they h…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Does this need a title? or... +1
User avatar #15 - hairycheeseball (05/06/2015) [-]
thats most likely the cause, i find people who dont have sex tend to be more fascinated by it
#15 - I want in so bad. 05/05/2015 on silence kills. 0
#20 - I don't miss you, but I remember you You taught a lesson a… 05/05/2015 on Breakups suck 0
#27 - Well if we didn't post C&H comics constantly without their… 05/04/2015 on Well okay then 0
#8 - dude, **** do you think? 05/03/2015 on unfortunate day 0
#3 - Oh wait now I remember the gif. Guess I missed the video. 05/03/2015 on Oh my god I miss him so... +1
#1 - wut  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Oh my god I miss him so... +1
User avatar #2 - avengeralpha (05/03/2015) [-]
How long have you been on the site for? A couple of years ago a beautiful bastard know as geckosandcheerios wosted a gif from this video on every new post went on for quite a while then he left.
User avatar #3 - dudemiesterman (05/03/2015) [-]
Oh wait now I remember the gif. Guess I missed the video.
#4 - Jesus **** , this tore me down. 05/03/2015 on My Dad is a Liar +271
#8 - "real game PC." Jesus **** , how retarded can you be. 05/03/2015 on "Master" Race +5
#8 - Somebody left him hangin'. 05/03/2015 on Skeleton reaction dump 0
#20 - The one with the ghost girl was adorable.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Dank Webm Comp 2 +1
#33 - crazymannequin (05/03/2015) [-]
I read somewhere that that animation was done by the father of a young girl who passed away and she wanted to be a tap dancer
#47 - Can't argue, I do enjoy his art. Now I'm going to go binge it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on I liked this movie. 0
User avatar #48 - mcstorms (05/01/2015) [-]
enjoy it my friend
#5 - Sure you did.... 05/01/2015 on So my best friend gave this... +1
#4 - Yeah, you and Steve used those for balloons.....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on So my best friend gave this... +1
#5 - dudemiesterman (05/01/2015) [-]
Sure you did....
#43 - I haven't checked it out for a few weeks if not months.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on I liked this movie. 0
User avatar #45 - mcstorms (05/01/2015) [-]
I really like his art been following him since 2011
User avatar #47 - dudemiesterman (05/01/2015) [-]
Can't argue, I do enjoy his art. Now I'm going to go binge it.
User avatar #48 - mcstorms (05/01/2015) [-]
enjoy it my friend
#40 - I think so. I don't remember where I originally saw it, just r…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on I liked this movie. 0
User avatar #41 - mcstorms (05/01/2015) [-]
I visit that site daily.
User avatar #43 - dudemiesterman (05/01/2015) [-]
I haven't checked it out for a few weeks if not months.
User avatar #45 - mcstorms (05/01/2015) [-]
I really like his art been following him since 2011
User avatar #47 - dudemiesterman (05/01/2015) [-]
Can't argue, I do enjoy his art. Now I'm going to go binge it.
User avatar #48 - mcstorms (05/01/2015) [-]
enjoy it my friend
#3 - Just.... **** man, actually so bad I couldn't laugh. 05/01/2015 on I wanna go fast +2
#3 - Picture 05/01/2015 on Adulthood +4
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - skyrimdovah (05/10/2015) [-]
**** you
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