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dudemiesterman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/03/2010
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:Texas
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#14 - "In the year 2014 we believe that the desktop is well, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Another Webm Comp For... 0
#15 - jamesjc (04/19/2015) [-]
Gotta shill for the consoles if you wanna get paid, bruh.
#13 - Picture 04/19/2015 on So much feels. 0
#31 - Mfw I found out the guard was Doraleous. 04/19/2015 on Fazbear and Friends 0
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on damn you 0
#36 - jakatackka (04/18/2015) [-]
I just sit down while I wipe. Why would I need (or want) to stand?
#10596579 - Well alright 04/18/2015 on Autism Board 0
#3 - God it's a treat when this pops back up on FJ. 04/17/2015 on I got 99 problems 0
#4 - I'm sorry, have you played Zelda? 04/17/2015 on Bloodborne +29
#10 - Good man  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on damn you 0
#15 - Ken M (04/18/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** mfw
sometimes i wipe, and i wipe, and i wipe, and i wipe a hundred times and still poop. its like im wiping a marker.
#34 - allnamesareused (04/18/2015) [-]
#8 - That's half the reason for a courtesy flush. The full paper pl…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2015 on damn you +3
#9 - allnamesareused (04/17/2015) [-]
Well it only happened once, every time since that i flush two times
User avatar #10 - dudemiesterman (04/17/2015) [-]
Good man
#15 - Ken M (04/18/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** mfw
sometimes i wipe, and i wipe, and i wipe, and i wipe a hundred times and still poop. its like im wiping a marker.
#34 - allnamesareused (04/18/2015) [-]
#1 - All the boys look like that... 04/17/2015 on when the memes too dank +14
#3 - God damn, I really don't want to laugh. 04/17/2015 on You won't need roads. +2
#3 - Picture 04/17/2015 on Lost er...horse? +2
#4 - Thought it was a super slow gif 04/17/2015 on Turtle 0
#6 - Or you could just, ya know, wipe more than two times and be golden.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2015 on damn you +2
#7 - allnamesareused (04/17/2015) [-]
2 times are you kidding me, i have to wipe my ass like 50 billion times to get it all out, i once clogged the fucking toilet just with paper
#16 - Ken M (04/18/2015) [-]
It's the paper that clogs toilets most of time. You'd need some wicked gorilla logs to break a toilet with feces alone.
User avatar #8 - dudemiesterman (04/17/2015) [-]
That's half the reason for a courtesy flush. The full paper plus poop mixture is bound to clog with a long wiper.
#9 - allnamesareused (04/17/2015) [-]
Well it only happened once, every time since that i flush two times
User avatar #10 - dudemiesterman (04/17/2015) [-]
Good man
#15 - Ken M (04/18/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** mfw
sometimes i wipe, and i wipe, and i wipe, and i wipe a hundred times and still poop. its like im wiping a marker.
#34 - allnamesareused (04/18/2015) [-]
#9 - Polystation was an actual licensed Nintendo gaming system that… 04/17/2015 on Bootleg Comps Part 1 +3
#4 - I stand up to wipe anyway.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/17/2015 on damn you +13
#19 - jakatackka (04/18/2015) [-]
But... why?
#35 - dudemiesterman (04/18/2015) [-]
#36 - jakatackka (04/18/2015) [-]
I just sit down while I wipe. Why would I need (or want) to stand?
#5 - Ken M (04/17/2015) [-]
Then as you stand up to wipe the shit gets distributed against your inner butt cheeks fucking pleb
User avatar #6 - dudemiesterman (04/17/2015) [-]
Or you could just, ya know, wipe more than two times and be golden.
#7 - allnamesareused (04/17/2015) [-]
2 times are you kidding me, i have to wipe my ass like 50 billion times to get it all out, i once clogged the fucking toilet just with paper
#16 - Ken M (04/18/2015) [-]
It's the paper that clogs toilets most of time. You'd need some wicked gorilla logs to break a toilet with feces alone.
User avatar #8 - dudemiesterman (04/17/2015) [-]
That's half the reason for a courtesy flush. The full paper plus poop mixture is bound to clog with a long wiper.
#9 - allnamesareused (04/17/2015) [-]
Well it only happened once, every time since that i flush two times
User avatar #10 - dudemiesterman (04/17/2015) [-]
Good man
#15 - Ken M (04/18/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** mfw
sometimes i wipe, and i wipe, and i wipe, and i wipe a hundred times and still poop. its like im wiping a marker.
#34 - allnamesareused (04/18/2015) [-]
#34 - ******* didn't even read your name.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on 2hu all day 0
#35 - youxbarstard (04/17/2015) [-]
tbh I originally made this account to annoy the grammar Nazis but immediately got bored with the idea.
#32 - You bastard  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on 2hu all day 0
#33 - youxbarstard (04/17/2015) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #34 - dudemiesterman (04/17/2015) [-]
Fucking didn't even read your name.
#35 - youxbarstard (04/17/2015) [-]
tbh I originally made this account to annoy the grammar Nazis but immediately got bored with the idea.
#11 - I said I understand the concept. It being immoral won't stop p… 04/17/2015 on I 0
#6 - I'm getting this bundle soon haha 04/17/2015 on Free Games 0
#3 - One of my favorites. 04/17/2015 on Phants 0
#2 - Yet when I try hugging faces people call me "weird" … 04/17/2015 on Phants +2
#2 - Yeah, except that it has been. Hundreds of times. I don't know… 04/17/2015 on The Truth 0
#8 - I hear ya, but markup rates should be based on quality, not th… 04/17/2015 on I 0
#6 - Yeah, but if they had decent quality then a markup that high w…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2015 on I 0
#10 - Ken M (04/17/2015) [-]
No. For something necesarry to save lives an extremely high markup is extremely immoral (a lot more so than for headphones and is by no means justifiable).
User avatar #161 - tomahawkkit (04/18/2015) [-]
funny thing about that, if there wasnt a high markup, it probably wouldn't have been invented in the first place.

chemists have bills too. especially education bills
User avatar #11 - dudemiesterman (04/17/2015) [-]
I said I understand the concept. It being immoral won't stop pharmaceutical companies from exploiting it for personal gain.
User avatar #7 - tomahawkkit (04/17/2015) [-]
i didnt mean to say that people who buy beats aren't idiots. i was more trying to say "find a different argument" and be polite at the same time
User avatar #8 - dudemiesterman (04/17/2015) [-]
I hear ya, but markup rates should be based on quality, not the name on the box. I mean have you used beats? Some of them sound worse than skullcandy headphones at 3x the price. I get what you're saying I just can't get over how ridiculous they are.

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