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dudemiesterman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/03/2010
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1870
Comment Ranking:#4284
Highest Content Rank:#1568
Highest Comment Rank:#4023
Content Thumbs: 3407 total,  4239 ,  832
Comment Thumbs: 802 total,  1299 ,  497
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 167 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 168 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:42
Content Views:188915
Times Content Favorited:279 times
Total Comments Made:973
FJ Points:2924
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latest user's comments

#240 - Can't we hail them both?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on FJ rules 0
#241 - Awesomenessniss (12/11/2014) [-]
We can sure as Hell try.
#99 - The woman in the drawing doesn't really look that unhealthy. Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on ayy lmao +2
#100 - stoicnick (12/11/2014) [-]
nah, bitch is fat and needs a diet and exercise.
#23 - The 2 people at the crime scene were just detectives, The Flas… 12/10/2014 on The Flash 0
#717 - bail, dread, deed..... This word-find wasn't thought … 12/10/2014 on Who are you 0
#4 - I agree but I still like the flash. 12/10/2014 on The Flash 0
#11 - I honestly thought this was a joke when I first saw it. I miss… 12/09/2014 on two ferns +2
#10 - The episode with Will Farrell was still the absolute best. 12/09/2014 on two ferns 0
#375 - Ok it's fantastic for you that you're 21 but what I'm getting … 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#292 - You haven't thrown up because you just haven't been drunk enou…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#299 - shadowsynergy (12/09/2014) [-]
Dude I'm 21 and I have drank way way more then you have. I guarantee it. I think something about the way I let myself up slowly keeps me from getting nauseous.
User avatar #375 - dudemiesterman (12/09/2014) [-]
Ok it's fantastic for you that you're 21 but what I'm getting at is that alcohol is basically a poison. Ingest enough of it, and your body WILL have that reaction. I'm not claiming you can't drink much or trying to doubt your liver-destroying skills, just making a point.
#289 - I would be extremely blackout drunk, if not dead.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
User avatar #296 - godshandshake (12/09/2014) [-]
lol sure
#37 - One, two, Robert's coming for you. Three, four, he's …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Cryptids, Creeps, and Other... +25
User avatar #79 - createdjustnow (12/09/2014) [-]
one two roberts coming for you, three four gonna rape you whore.
User avatar #39 - nurucio (12/09/2014) [-]
It doesn't rhyme but I still enjoyed it. Small comfort in my last moments of life.
#53 - All I said was that you're the only person who finds it disgus… 12/05/2014 on No internet 0
#789 - Also, look at your very first comment before trying to tell me… 12/05/2014 on FJ needs a thumb 0
#788 - Don't talk back to your father. 12/05/2014 on FJ needs a thumb 0
#51 - No need to get your jimmies rustled.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on No internet -1
#52 - trolololer (12/05/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolled image** Yet you still thumb me down. That and your first comment still makes you an asshole.
User avatar #53 - dudemiesterman (12/05/2014) [-]
All I said was that you're the only person who finds it disgusting... What about that makes me an asshole? I mean maybe if I had blindly criticized someone I know nothing about for a joke, that might make more sense. At least I'm not that kind of douchenozzle.
#30 - For science. 12/05/2014 on No internet 0
#29 - Yep.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2014 on No internet +17
#31 - trolololer (12/05/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolled image** k den asshole
User avatar #51 - dudemiesterman (12/05/2014) [-]
No need to get your jimmies rustled.
#52 - trolololer (12/05/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolled image** Yet you still thumb me down. That and your first comment still makes you an asshole.
User avatar #53 - dudemiesterman (12/05/2014) [-]
All I said was that you're the only person who finds it disgusting... What about that makes me an asshole? I mean maybe if I had blindly criticized someone I know nothing about for a joke, that might make more sense. At least I'm not that kind of douchenozzle.
#28 - I congratulate you. I tried so hard to accomplish this in 4th grade. 12/05/2014 on No internet +1
#21 - Guys, it's supposed to be 0's and -2's. Not ALL -2's in the co… 12/05/2014 on Christmas Spirit 0
#584 - I bet you regret it after all the downvotes...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on FJ needs a thumb +3
User avatar #611 - lotengo (12/05/2014) [-]
U mean downarrows?
User avatar #789 - dudemiesterman (12/05/2014) [-]
Also, look at your very first comment before trying to tell me that I can't call it a downvote.
User avatar #788 - dudemiesterman (12/05/2014) [-]
Don't talk back to your father.
#837 - My name is Zach, and this is actually pretty accurate. 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#21 - Glorious beard master race. I wish I could grow one... 12/04/2014 on The beard of the year +1
#24 - I only thought it was actual minutes when I was a kid. Then I … 12/04/2014 on This does not sit well +1
#23 - Wait, wait. So am I lucky in that I last at least 15 minutes w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Men facts +1
#27 - anonexplains (12/03/2014) [-]
I'm with you on that one. What the hell ?
I know we're no supposed to bone for hours like pornstars, but still, 2 to 7 minutes ? If I have sex for less than 20 minutes, I feel like I screwed up. And I'm 1,86m for 60kg.

That would be great for my ego, but still, I have doubts about these facts.
#149 - Leo getting an Oscar. I just really feel bad for him and I thi… 12/03/2014 on What would really break the... 0

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