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dudemiesterman

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Date Signed Up:1/03/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Texas
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Content Ranking:#1148
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Highest Comment Rank:#187
Content Thumbs: 9582 total,  10932 ,  1350
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Content Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 178 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 179 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Times Content Favorited:1120 times
Total Comments Made:4419
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#36 - They could have sharpened the blades or replaced them with som…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 minutes ago on death match wrestling part 10 0
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#37 - psykobear (4 minutes ago) [-]
Possible. Just looks comical.
#35 - She started getting successful pretty much as soon as her 20's… 1 hour ago on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch +1
#34 - If you watch the video you can see she was being kind of a con… 1 hour ago on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch +3
#34 - Anything can break skin at a high enough velocity.  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on death match wrestling part 10 0
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#35 - psykobear (17 minutes ago) [-]
But it's a cheap ass window fan... I would stick my fingers in them lightly to make a BRRRT noise for fun when I was younger.
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#36 - dudemiesterman (7 minutes ago) [-]
They could have sharpened the blades or replaced them with something else, messed with the wiring to make it spin faster, etc.
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#37 - psykobear (4 minutes ago) [-]
Possible. Just looks comical.
#300 - So was I, and I didn't even realize it. 3 hours ago on Gus n' Al 0
#188 - I got banned for spamming once. It was a single comment in vgb… 9 hours ago on when you wait 2 years for a... 0
#17 - I never cared for his music much but mad respect for him. Very… 01/11/2016 on RIP goblin king +1
#23 - >story #3  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on gay bar tales master of... +15
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#24 - evilanakie (01/11/2016) [-]
pretty much
#89 - I can't speak for prison food but I've spent 3 months in count… 01/11/2016 on brutal honesty 0
#135 - Well thanks for ruining my day police woman.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on was told to post here 2 0
#142 - seras (01/11/2016) [-]
No problem!

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User avatar #67 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
*sniffs*
yep you smell salty
#68 to #67 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
In reference to what?
User avatar #69 to #68 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
well apparently saying someone has big tits,. offends you
#70 to #69 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
...I don't understand, what are you talking about?
User avatar #71 to #70 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
exactly... being salty comes so natural you dont even realize you are
#72 to #71 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
No retard, at what point did I get offended by big tits?
#74 to #73 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Alright buddy, have fun.
User avatar #63 - jcenderion (12/06/2015) [-]
What ever happened to your youtube channel?
User avatar #65 to #63 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Since you actually seem to care a bit, what kind of content would you like to see?
User avatar #66 to #65 - jcenderion (12/08/2015) [-]
That review series you made was rather good.
User avatar #64 to #63 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm surprised anyone remembered. Honestly I was going through some hard **** at the time and I let it get away from me. I want to get started again, but I guess I'm just trying to find the time.
User avatar #61 - shekelnator (12/01/2015) [-]
***** u gay
User avatar #62 to #61 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
Nah
User avatar #59 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #60 to #59 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
Happy to help, addy.
User avatar #56 - cycloneclone (09/14/2015) [-]
thx for the game, cunt.
User avatar #57 to #56 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/14/2015) [-]
Have fun, cockface.
User avatar #32 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
stop sucking faz's dick
User avatar #33 to #32 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Who the **** is faz?
User avatar #37 to #33 - Faz (09/06/2015) [-]
Hes mad because you thumbed up my comment and down his

Im only here since i get notifications when my name is used
User avatar #52 to #37 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
***** everyone does
User avatar #53 to #52 - Faz (09/06/2015) [-]
You can turn it off, i contemplated it since i get notifications almost daily of people saying fazbear, the character from five nights at freddies.
User avatar #54 to #53 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
I ******* hate that themed account.
User avatar #55 to #54 - fazbear (09/06/2015) [-]
Well I don't like you either.
User avatar #40 to #37 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Ohhhhh, yeah. Well he had a retarded comment, and you didn't.
User avatar #34 to #33 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
You let him bust a nut in your mouth and you didn't even learn the guy's name?
User avatar #35 to #34 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Considering nobody has ever busted a nut in my mouth, I still don't know who he is.
User avatar #36 to #35 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
It was a metaphorical nut.
User avatar #38 to #36 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
I still have no idea who you're talking about or what I did to let him bust a metaphorical nut in my metaphorical mouth.
User avatar #39 to #38 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
you thumbed down all my comments and up his comments in a thread between us.
User avatar #41 to #39 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Yeah I remember now. You had a retarded argument and he didn't, so that's why I did it.
User avatar #42 to #41 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
Or you just like teh cok
User avatar #43 to #42 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Or I'm just allowed to have an opinion and because my opinion is different from yours you're getting way too butthurt.
User avatar #44 to #43 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
staysalty.png
#45 to #44 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
You personally sought out my profile to tell me about how I'm sucking his cock, just because I thumbed you down, and I'm the salty one? Damn, that's some heavy ******* mental defense mechanisms.
User avatar #46 to #45 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
***** I'm not the first to pull this **** .
User avatar #47 to #46 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
And because you're not the first person to do this **** , that means you're not butthurt? No, it means you're just as butthurt as anyone else who's ever done it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
I didn't say anythign about that **** ***** .
GJ grasping for straws
User avatar #49 to #48 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
You literally just said "I'm not the first to pull this **** " and I'm grasping for straws?
User avatar #50 to #49 - kibbleking (09/06/2015) [-]
That's ironic.
It's ironic because you're still doing it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (09/06/2015) [-]
Still calling out how utterly butthurt you are?
#27 - krasnogvardiech (08/30/2015) [-]
Couldn't send more than 5 PMs to non-friend people per 24 hours.

I don't know who you are, I don't fully understand your situation and I won't pretend otherwise. What I need is more of your thoughts.

All of that happened to you. I read the whole thing. Thing is, has it left you so burned-out that you can literally not carry on?

I don't know how I can help you. I don't count sympathetic ears or shoulders to cry on as help. Help is definitive, life-changing actions and I can't do that for you yet.

I'll listen. I'll help you up onto your mental feet. Then you can do the same for someone else. Imagine how nice things will be if people supported people for a change.

Let's begin.
User avatar #28 to #27 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
I'd like to say I'm past most of what happened to me. But I don't know if that's true. I'm stable, for now, but that could change quickly I'm sure. I don't know what would be enough to send me back to where I was before. Honestly, life is ****** right now. I have no job, no money, I'm on probation and if I don't get money soon I'll be going back to jail because I can't pay my legal fees. I'm living in a city with no friends, and I don't know how to start making things better. But, at the end of the day, I don't feel depressed. So I'm not sure what would be enough to turn me back to what I was before, but things could almost only get better from here on out so I'm not too worried. The concern means a lot though.
User avatar #29 to #28 - krasnogvardiech (08/30/2015) [-]
Not good enough. We need to get you moving and living again.

And here comes some of the worst pieces of **** about society, doesn't it? "Once a criminal, always a criminal" my ass. I've heard that dirtier jobs pay better - garbage collectors, sewer or coal mine workers, et cetera. Cushy jobs like retail workers and fast food industry workers pay really ****** and get treated really ****** because they are low-effort, low-risk jobs.

It's your call in the end to make, but I'd suggest looking at less favorable or more dangerous work which will pay more. Legal fees might end up sorting themselves.

Again, I'm the last person to ask about this kind of **** . But if it improves your life, do it.
User avatar #30 to #29 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
That's fair. I've been applying only at the places which I have experience to work in, but of course so few will hire you when you're on probation. It certainly wouldn't hurt to look for something a little dirtier.
User avatar #31 to #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/30/2015) [-]
Look to where honest men work. Say that you've had some bad times and you're looking to change. When they ask why, shrug and say "That's what you're supposed to do, right?". Can't blame a guy for wanting to get decent.

I gotta run right now. But if you need the ******** excuses for help that a sympathetic ear and a shoulder to lean on make, my profile is linked. Flick me a PM anytime.
#25 - arenaferox (07/23/2015) [-]
Thanks and praise be to you.
Thanks and praise be to you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Thank you sir.
#2 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
**** me.
get it? 'cause your first comment by Skyrimdovah is **** you and mine is **** me, 'cause I dunno, it's special.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I didn't notice but thanks A++
User avatar #1 - skyrimdovah (05/10/2015) [-]
**** you
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