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#610 - as i promised. My account will be inactive in 4 minutes. … 05/14/2011 on ofc (check desc, that is if... 0
#8 - My Brothers 05/14/2011 on I BID THEE FEARWELL. 0
#7 - Good By  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2011 on I BID THEE FEARWELL. 0
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#326 - Ive been coming to this site for years, back when it wasnt gre… 05/14/2011 on ofc (check desc, that is if... 0
#321 - it sounds to me that you have actually tried to be a good memb…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2011 on ofc (check desc, that is if... 0
User avatar #330 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Whatever. Basing everything on chance is the lottery. I've never had that kind of luck.
#610 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
as i promised. My account will be inactive in 4 minutes.

Heres the link for proof:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2110199/I+BID+THEE+FEARWELL/
#302 - Being baptised puts your name on the records and you make your…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2011 on ofc (check desc, that is if... 0
User avatar #307 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Interesting analysis. I do indeed live in America. Where Mormonism happened to originate. Didn't god give us this land? What a joke. That's usually what I refer to everything in this religion. Never been good to me, never did like it. Just for some background info tho, first I lived half my life in Chile, which is in South America. Didn't like it down there either. It's not the country, it's the religion.


btw why are you even on FJ if you're such a good mormon? isnt this site what would be considered "Satanic"? Waaaay too much porn on here for a mormon
#326 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
Ive been coming to this site for years, back when it wasnt green. it wasnt as bad back then.

its prety bad but some things are a good laugh.

But youre right i shouldnt be on this website. After today i will disable my account and ban this web site from my ip.

Its been good. but now its time to give it up.
#321 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
it sounds to me that you have actually tried to be a good member but because of the people in the church you choose not to do those things?(correct me if im wrong).

It doesn't matter where it orginated from and NO the land wasnt give to 'us' if you are reffering to the 'Promise land' the Americas was given to the Lehi and his Family. There is more than one promise land. another example is mose's and his people.

If you knew your doctrine better i think your 'entire' prospective would change. The people setainly make up the church, but the reason i go is not for the people or for help. I go to learn.

At the end of the day i love my life and if my religion is wrong nothing happens but if its right...
User avatar #330 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Whatever. Basing everything on chance is the lottery. I've never had that kind of luck.
#610 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
as i promised. My account will be inactive in 4 minutes.

Heres the link for proof:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2110199/I+BID+THEE+FEARWELL/
#287 - The fact that you had to result to cursing in the second word …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/14/2011 on ofc (check desc, that is if... -1
#291 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Yes. I was angry about your comment. I made that perfectly clear. Past that, yes, you are a "Latter-Day Saint" as long as you are baptised and go to church, attend meeting, take sacrament, etc. I choose not to pay 10%, as nobody has ever helped my family in my life, and I don't think they plan to. Just a bunch of fancy pricks "caring" for the rich. What do they give to the poor? Food? Some, yes, and then about double the food's weight in BoMs and Bibles. Don't tell me they care. To you, 10% is nothing. But to me, 10% is my lunch money. So go to your fancy church, dress like a prick, and forget about all those who actually need help. Just like all the rest.
#302 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
Being baptised puts your name on the records and you make your commitments to god. But if you are absent for 4 weeks in a row you are class as an inactive member(Im assisstant Clerk but thats common knowlage). Yes you are a LDS but by not doing LDS things you are not a LDS.

If i assume currectly you must live in America. I can understand how you feel. When i was youger we lived there for a year. it was as if the members there would put on a face when they would go to church and act all good but out side theyd be different. It was alot harder to make relations with people because they were so snobby.

But in Australia and New Zealand thats not the case. Because we all have a love in the same thing.

Im sorry to here about your case tho.
User avatar #307 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Interesting analysis. I do indeed live in America. Where Mormonism happened to originate. Didn't god give us this land? What a joke. That's usually what I refer to everything in this religion. Never been good to me, never did like it. Just for some background info tho, first I lived half my life in Chile, which is in South America. Didn't like it down there either. It's not the country, it's the religion.


btw why are you even on FJ if you're such a good mormon? isnt this site what would be considered "Satanic"? Waaaay too much porn on here for a mormon
#326 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
Ive been coming to this site for years, back when it wasnt green. it wasnt as bad back then.

its prety bad but some things are a good laugh.

But youre right i shouldnt be on this website. After today i will disable my account and ban this web site from my ip.

Its been good. but now its time to give it up.
#321 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
it sounds to me that you have actually tried to be a good member but because of the people in the church you choose not to do those things?(correct me if im wrong).

It doesn't matter where it orginated from and NO the land wasnt give to 'us' if you are reffering to the 'Promise land' the Americas was given to the Lehi and his Family. There is more than one promise land. another example is mose's and his people.

If you knew your doctrine better i think your 'entire' prospective would change. The people setainly make up the church, but the reason i go is not for the people or for help. I go to learn.

At the end of the day i love my life and if my religion is wrong nothing happens but if its right...
User avatar #330 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Whatever. Basing everything on chance is the lottery. I've never had that kind of luck.
#610 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
as i promised. My account will be inactive in 4 minutes.

Heres the link for proof:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2110199/I+BID+THEE+FEARWELL/
#206 - I am willing to face these negitive thumb s. Reasons? 1) …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/14/2011 on ofc (check desc, that is if... -2
#215 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Bull. Fucking. Shit. I am also a Mormon, not exactly by choice, mind you, and i don't know where you live, but where i am (populated city) they couldnt give that much of a damn. When you ask for help, its, "you should go pay some tithing and be blessed!" 10 fucking percent? are you kidding me? id rather spend that money on fucking food! not some stupid ass church that tells me to go fuck myself! Most mormons are stupid cunts that run around flaunting how amazing they are, so unless you like to do the same thing, then i dont know how you would associate. -End Rant- P.S. Fuck you.
#287 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
The fact that you had to result to cursing in the second word must mean your view is obscured by anger resulting in a pointless arguement.

It appears to me that you are 'not' a Latter-Day Saint, all though you may go to church or be baptised this doe's not make you a LDS. In order to be, you must do.

I live in Australia and before i live in New Zealand. When i was in NZ i lost my job, i couldn't pay my rent so i asked for help. The church then stepped in and payed my rent until i found a job 2 months later.

I moved to Australia and introduced myself in the ward and said i was looking for a job, thanks to another member i had a j0b and was gaining a income(of $89,000p/y) 2 weeks later.

Dont know about you but 10% seems worth it.
#291 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Yes. I was angry about your comment. I made that perfectly clear. Past that, yes, you are a "Latter-Day Saint" as long as you are baptised and go to church, attend meeting, take sacrament, etc. I choose not to pay 10%, as nobody has ever helped my family in my life, and I don't think they plan to. Just a bunch of fancy pricks "caring" for the rich. What do they give to the poor? Food? Some, yes, and then about double the food's weight in BoMs and Bibles. Don't tell me they care. To you, 10% is nothing. But to me, 10% is my lunch money. So go to your fancy church, dress like a prick, and forget about all those who actually need help. Just like all the rest.
#302 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
Being baptised puts your name on the records and you make your commitments to god. But if you are absent for 4 weeks in a row you are class as an inactive member(Im assisstant Clerk but thats common knowlage). Yes you are a LDS but by not doing LDS things you are not a LDS.

If i assume currectly you must live in America. I can understand how you feel. When i was youger we lived there for a year. it was as if the members there would put on a face when they would go to church and act all good but out side theyd be different. It was alot harder to make relations with people because they were so snobby.

But in Australia and New Zealand thats not the case. Because we all have a love in the same thing.

Im sorry to here about your case tho.
User avatar #307 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Interesting analysis. I do indeed live in America. Where Mormonism happened to originate. Didn't god give us this land? What a joke. That's usually what I refer to everything in this religion. Never been good to me, never did like it. Just for some background info tho, first I lived half my life in Chile, which is in South America. Didn't like it down there either. It's not the country, it's the religion.


btw why are you even on FJ if you're such a good mormon? isnt this site what would be considered "Satanic"? Waaaay too much porn on here for a mormon
#326 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
Ive been coming to this site for years, back when it wasnt green. it wasnt as bad back then.

its prety bad but some things are a good laugh.

But youre right i shouldnt be on this website. After today i will disable my account and ban this web site from my ip.

Its been good. but now its time to give it up.
#321 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
it sounds to me that you have actually tried to be a good member but because of the people in the church you choose not to do those things?(correct me if im wrong).

It doesn't matter where it orginated from and NO the land wasnt give to 'us' if you are reffering to the 'Promise land' the Americas was given to the Lehi and his Family. There is more than one promise land. another example is mose's and his people.

If you knew your doctrine better i think your 'entire' prospective would change. The people setainly make up the church, but the reason i go is not for the people or for help. I go to learn.

At the end of the day i love my life and if my religion is wrong nothing happens but if its right...
User avatar #330 - Aieolos (05/14/2011) [-]
Whatever. Basing everything on chance is the lottery. I've never had that kind of luck.
#610 - dubmartin (05/14/2011) [-]
as i promised. My account will be inactive in 4 minutes.

Heres the link for proof:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2110199/I+BID+THEE+FEARWELL/
#213 - anonymous (05/14/2011) [-]
I'd take a hard life over being a gullible faggot anytime.
#106 - Lets race  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2011 on Aha Rachel +1
#110 - geepow (05/14/2011) [-]
OKAY (MAAN UR FAST WERE KEEPING THE SAME PACE)
User avatar #136 - fivecfrank (05/14/2011) [-]
Its like Poptarts had sex with a gay cat!!
#124 - ummie (05/14/2011) [-]
Time for a little class.
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#2 - ihasapie (05/14/2011) [-]
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#1 - earthquake (10/25/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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