Horizontal, eh? Good, that's good. We can get right into it then.

A thing you've got to understand first of all is why cheating is so bad. No-one likes cheaters. I don't like cheaters, they're fucking arseholes. But people think that "cheating" just means having sex with someone other than your spouse or partner. It really doesn't. Polyamory is a thing. Swingers are a thing. And contrary to popular belief, most of them are healthy and well-adjusted people. So what's the defininf factor? What separates "cheating" from "polyamory"?

The answer is respect.

Cheating is bad because it is disrespectful. It is going behind your partner's back. It is lying to them, deceiving them. It is a wound on your partner's ego, their sense of self. And wounds to the ego are never truly forgiven.

So, the obvious answer is respect. Be upfront with your man. Explain to him the situation. Don't be over-ingratiating or too blunt. Address him as an equal. I know I mentioned a threesome earlier, but that isn't necessary. Just say to him: "Yo, your best friend is both hot and an awesome person. I wanna get up all up in that." If he trusts and respects you as much as I hope he does, then I'm sure he'll be okay with it.

But that's not the end. Don't forget there's a player three in this game. This other girl you'd like to making the sexy-times with needs to be respected too. And her bf, if it comes to that. Once again, you should be up front with her. And girl, if she turns you down, then you'd best have the grace to accept it. An ungraceful reaction to rejection is the opposite of sexy.

tl;dr, be respectful. Treat the people you want to sleep with like human beings. Appeal to their egos, and they'll appreciate it like nothing else.

Unfortunately Islam is still in its infancy and hasn't really grown out of its violent tenets the same way Christianity or Judaism has. The only way this is going to end is if Islam goes through a reformation, and moderate Muslims are the only people who can do that. But they're not, because it's considered heretical even among moderates to make alterations to the texts or interpret them as anything but literal. They've done their best to cherry-pick the nice bits out of the Quran & Hadif but there's still a lot of immoral and downright wrong things in their religion that they simply can't deny. And Islam makes the ominous claim that not only is it the one true religion in the world, but it's also the last - Muhammed received the last of god's revelations and his word is final. Any Muslims who try to deny this are labelled apostates and promptly silenced by the radicals - how can one reconcile with such a destructive and self-destructive religion?

The same thing I say about the verses condoning violence in the Bible and the Torah: average people don't actually give a shit. They are happy to allow other people to practice different beliefs and customs as long as they can continue their way of life.

ISIS are not average people. They are murderers. They are terrorists. They are bullies. Religion is just an excuse to them. If that Islam, then something else.

Do not mistake ISIS for Islam. They are not Islam. The people that they have caused to flee from their home nations are Islam. The families. The workers. The teachers, lawyers and doctors.

ISIS are nothing but violent cowards.

Unfortunately Islam is still in its infancy and hasn't really grown out of its violent tenets the same way Christianity or Judaism has. The only way this is going to end is if Islam goes through a reformation, and moderate Muslims are the only people who can do that. But they're not, because it's considered heretical even among moderates to make alterations to the texts or interpret them as anything but literal. They've done their best to cherry-pick the nice bits out of the Quran & Hadif but there's still a lot of immoral and downright wrong things in their religion that they simply can't deny. And Islam makes the ominous claim that not only is it the one true religion in the world, but it's also the last - Muhammed received the last of god's revelations and his word is final. Any Muslims who try to deny this are labelled apostates and promptly silenced by the radicals - how can one reconcile with such a destructive and self-destructive religion?

Not that comic, but I have more berserk stuff.