Hmm, maybe I should start making CD's with what I download. Send it over to them and show the love. Now we just need someone to send them porn!

Like me, I just download songs for my own pleasure.

Exactly. I mean how many pirates actually send DVDs to soldiers for free?

Hmm, maybe I should start making CD's with what I download. Send it over to them and show the love. Now we just need someone to send them porn!

kill it with fire! here, use my flammenwerfer!

Your grammar and spelling are parallel to this right here.

I can fit half of it into my mouth in exchange of a massive pain in the back.

weeelll i dont like the smell of my own dick so im pretty sure its gonna taste like, well its gonna, its gonna taste like dick.

The argument is often that it would be gay because getting a blow job from another man would be gay, but it would also be pretty gay to get a hand job form another man, so...

My argument against it is...I don't want a penis in my mouth...It's that simple really

Oh, yeah, that's definitely pretty gross. I'm just saying it's not gay.

I wasn't arguing with you lol... I was just stating my own reason.. I assume it's the same as when some guys like the prostate massage thing but aren't gay... hmmm...it is pretty strange though... I guess since it is our own we play with we can get past touching it with our hand..but maybe since most go our whole life without being able to get it to our mouth the thought of doing it is just uncomfortable... I mean.. we grow up as children touching our own..but would never touch another guys...

I like you. I feel happy because I'm reading the words you typed. I'll never meet you, but I want you to have a cool life. May you receive non-gay oral sex every day for the rest of your days.

Thanks bro :) I'm glad I could brighten your day. May you too recieve whichever thing you desire...I'm not sure what it would be so I'll just go with that. It is a small world though... maybe by some chance we could meet... I am starting a band and am pretty set on being at least semi-famous... hoping to be know about as well as silverstein or better.... so maybe on stage one day if you are in to that kind of music I would say what my user name was and then if you happen to hear it, in your head you could be like.."woah...that's the penis guy"...

You know what? I don't even care what kind of music it is, I would buy an album by you just for shits and giggles.

Same! you to both sound like really cool guy's... i just had to get this out there

now all I need is a way to tell people what my username is lol... maybe I should just throw it in during the band pitch... " hi guys.. come see us in the so and so center... and also my username on funnyjunk is cloudstrifeownsall...thank you"....

Just like that; subtle. lol

well....anyway... I'm about to get off of here for the night. I've got exams in the morning. Thanks for replying and being cool. Take it easy and have a good night...If it's night where you are lol...

DFTBA That's: Don't Forget To Be Awesome.

NO THAT IS DISGUSTING WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT






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here take this

You're one of the few people who actually understand that. Thank you for defending him.

I love Runescape.

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we all wish you could sir. we all do