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drzombro

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: NGC, PSP, PSV, 3DS, PS3, WIIU, PC
Date Signed Up:5/20/2011
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:Hauptstadt
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#10035
Highest Content Rank:#6680
Highest Comment Rank:#2855
Content Thumbs: 541 total,  631 ,  90
Comment Thumbs: 3431 total,  3706 ,  275
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 52 Content: Sammich eater → Level 53 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:21080
Times Content Favorited:10 times
Total Comments Made:762
FJ Points:3726

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#2 - I tend to sleep on toilet. Mfw I wake up and try to walk. 12/23/2014 on When you forget your phone... +13
#2266 - **drzombro used "*roll rpg race*"** **drzombro rolls human-… 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#2264 - *woll rpg race* I don't even ******* know how to pronou…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#2266 - drzombro (12/22/2014) [-]
**drzombro used "*roll rpg race*"**
**drzombro rolls human-elf (half elf)** I don't even fucking know how that could have happend.
#2257 - **drzombro used "*roll rpg name*"** **drzombro rolls EressĪ“a**  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#2264 - drzombro (12/22/2014) [-]
*woll rpg race* I don't even fucking know how to pronounce that.
#2266 - drzombro (12/22/2014) [-]
**drzombro used "*roll rpg race*"**
**drzombro rolls human-elf (half elf)** I don't even fucking know how that could have happend.
#6 - Mfw GEZ or Rundfunkbeitrag Din't turned a TV on since… 12/19/2014 on vee gee felines +18
#82 - = Bulldozer + Akimbo Build With 2 LMGs you get too s… 12/19/2014 on BULLDOZER, STANDING BY 0
#37 - Picture 12/17/2014 on FunnyJunk Lately 0
#33 - Picture 12/16/2014 on When you torrent something... 0
#150 - One day later on the school trip she was sitting on a bench wi… 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#149 - >some month later start crushing on "Anika" …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#150 - drzombro (12/14/2014) [-]
One day later on the school trip she was sitting on a bench with her cellphone playing sad music. I sit next to her.
>I took the sadbait
>mfw Anika starts to hug me cries
>a single tear of sad victory runs down my cheek
>cellphone changes track
>a really obscene song starts playing
"I'm a boy and got my hand in my pants"
>me: "Yeah, this song isn't really fitting the mood you know?"
>thiskillsthemood.jpg

I will never get a girl.
#147 - >new class >don't know anyone >on school yard…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#149 - drzombro (12/14/2014) [-]
>some month later start crushing on "Anika"

>had a really bad migraine on a school trip
>chilling with friends on beds
>everyone eating gummibears
>Anika lies on one of the beds
>I'm sitting on the same bed
>Anika wants to make her boyfriend jelly
>she sees my bad state
>invites me to rest my head on her shoulder
"ok why not"
>lie on her shoulder feeling some of that extra "fat" further down
>feelsmoderatebecauseofthemigraineman.jpg
>she wants me to eat some gummibears too
>refuse
>puts one on her breast and says I really should eat it
>still refuse
#150 - drzombro (12/14/2014) [-]
One day later on the school trip she was sitting on a bench with her cellphone playing sad music. I sit next to her.
>I took the sadbait
>mfw Anika starts to hug me cries
>a single tear of sad victory runs down my cheek
>cellphone changes track
>a really obscene song starts playing
"I'm a boy and got my hand in my pants"
>me: "Yeah, this song isn't really fitting the mood you know?"
>thiskillsthemood.jpg

I will never get a girl.
#320 - Picture 12/09/2014 on [Untitled] 0
#24 - He takes drugs because his girlfriend drowned in a car a… 12/09/2014 on Review of Me!Me!Me! by Demo D -1
#63 - Watchunderscoredogs 12/09/2014 on Well... +1
#57 - Why isn't Lilo in the sewing section of this ****** shart? 12/07/2014 on Disney Princess 0
#23 - Maybe it's average surface roughness? 12/07/2014 on that's nice honey 0
#83 - But this isn't canon right? 12/01/2014 on spikey 0
#67 - So she had a dick? 11/29/2014 on aloha snakhb ar +1
#37 - I hope you don't have a drivers licence.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Poop hands 0
#38 - evilbooty (11/22/2014) [-]
Haha
#82 - They became vegans and received super human powers.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on comic book nerds +1
#83 - noook has deleted their comment.
#81 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on comic book nerds 0
#292 - I didn't even finished the tutorial. 11/12/2014 on dnt reed titl fgt 0
#24 - I have slightly heterochromia. My eyes are mainly a greyish bl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Eyes 0
User avatar #50 - xgreenmaidenx (11/10/2014) [-]
Slight heterochromia is still heterochromia.
You have Central heterochromis, as do I. It's the most common kind.
#16 - Mfw Brett  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Brett why +9
#26 - fefe (11/09/2014) [-]
Only ze germans understand...
#18 - milvus (11/09/2014) [-]
I laughed at this more than I should have XD
#235 - This game needs more hats. Will end up playing it anyway… 11/09/2014 on i think im in love. 0

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