drzombro

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Consoles Owned: NGC, PSP, PSV, 3DS, PS3, WIIU, PC
Date Signed Up:5/20/2011
Last Login:2/01/2015
Location:Hauptstadt
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#9 - Dude, now I have to restart my game. **** . I hate you.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Mass Effect Wallpapers +2
User avatar #12 - trisketthebiskit (01/08/2015) [-]
i did it almost on accident too i was almost done and i was like ah fuck it, go full shepherd
User avatar #11 - thisxshitxisxhard (01/08/2015) [-]
its too late for me to restart im 50 hours in i dont even know how i dont even thing im halfway through yet
User avatar #23 - demd (01/08/2015) [-]
As of today I have over 120 hours of gameplay. I think I have one last main mission left. I haven't touched multiplayer, and I have other DA Origins worlds i want to use. I'm going to be one of those guys that gets 1200 hours out of this bastard
User avatar #27 - thisxshitxisxhard (01/08/2015) [-]
the multiplayer is alright i figure it will get better if/when they add new maps
User avatar #28 - demd (01/08/2015) [-]
They did, as DLC
User avatar #29 - thisxshitxisxhard (01/08/2015) [-]
i got it its not new maps exactly but it does make the maps already there seem new and they added beasties which is fucking awesome
#47 - Jebus Chris that's even worse than the German dub. 01/07/2015 on Simon the Digger 0
#58 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Towel hats +34
#353 - Lolzster (01/03/2015) [-]
#354 - Lolzster (01/03/2015) [-]
#63 - cptantilles (01/02/2015) [-]
I like this but I dont want to
#280 - anonymous (01/03/2015) [-]
haw haw you want a tail. or have a weird "hair in weird places" fetish you are starting to develop
User avatar #61 - candikanebane (01/02/2015) [-]
long hair on my head and face, ass not too long, thank god!
#44 - Did you know that the smell of cucumber stimulates the human m… 12/31/2014 on turn in a lumberjack 0
#72 - And only because games are not considered a form of art here. 12/31/2014 on I Wonder Why? 0
#103 - That's rough, Francine. 12/27/2014 on Getting older +1
#2 - I tend to sleep on toilet. Mfw I wake up and try to walk. 12/23/2014 on When you forget your phone... +13
#2266 - **drzombro used "*roll rpg race*"** **drzombro rolls human-… 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#2264 - *woll rpg race* I don't even ******* know how to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#2266 - drzombro (12/22/2014) [-]
**drzombro used "*roll rpg race*"**
**drzombro rolls human-elf (half elf)** I don't even fucking know how that could have happend.
#2257 - **drzombro used "*roll rpg name*"** **drzombro rolls Eressδa**  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#2264 - drzombro (12/22/2014) [-]
*woll rpg race* I don't even fucking know how to pronounce that.
#2266 - drzombro (12/22/2014) [-]
**drzombro used "*roll rpg race*"**
**drzombro rolls human-elf (half elf)** I don't even fucking know how that could have happend.
#6 - Mfw GEZ or Rundfunkbeitrag Din't turned a TV on since… 12/19/2014 on vee gee felines +18
#82 - = Bulldozer + Akimbo Build With 2 LMGs you get too s… 12/19/2014 on BULLDOZER, STANDING BY 0
#37 - Picture 12/17/2014 on FunnyJunk Lately 0
#33 - Picture 12/16/2014 on When you torrent something... 0
#150 - One day later on the school trip she was sitting on a bench wi… 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#149 - >some month later start crushing on "Anika" …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#150 - drzombro (12/14/2014) [-]
One day later on the school trip she was sitting on a bench with her cellphone playing sad music. I sit next to her.
>I took the sadbait
>mfw Anika starts to hug me cries
>a single tear of sad victory runs down my cheek
>cellphone changes track
>a really obscene song starts playing
"I'm a boy and got my hand in my pants"
>me: "Yeah, this song isn't really fitting the mood you know?"
>thiskillsthemood.jpg

I will never get a girl.
#147 - >new class >don't know anyone >on school yard…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#149 - drzombro (12/14/2014) [-]
>some month later start crushing on "Anika"

>had a really bad migraine on a school trip
>chilling with friends on beds
>everyone eating gummibears
>Anika lies on one of the beds
>I'm sitting on the same bed
>Anika wants to make her boyfriend jelly
>she sees my bad state
>invites me to rest my head on her shoulder
"ok why not"
>lie on her shoulder feeling some of that extra "fat" further down
>feelsmoderatebecauseofthemigraineman.jpg
>she wants me to eat some gummibears too
>refuse
>puts one on her breast and says I really should eat it
>still refuse
#150 - drzombro (12/14/2014) [-]
One day later on the school trip she was sitting on a bench with her cellphone playing sad music. I sit next to her.
>I took the sadbait
>mfw Anika starts to hug me cries
>a single tear of sad victory runs down my cheek
>cellphone changes track
>a really obscene song starts playing
"I'm a boy and got my hand in my pants"
>me: "Yeah, this song isn't really fitting the mood you know?"
>thiskillsthemood.jpg

I will never get a girl.
#320 - Picture 12/09/2014 on [Untitled] 0
#24 - He takes drugs because his girlfriend drowned in a car a… 12/09/2014 on Review of Me!Me!Me! by Demo D -1
#63 - Watchunderscoredogs 12/09/2014 on Well... +1
#57 - Why isn't Lilo in the sewing section of this ****** … 12/07/2014 on Disney Princess 0
#23 - Maybe it's average surface roughness? 12/07/2014 on that's nice honey 0
#83 - But this isn't canon right? 12/01/2014 on spikey 0
#67 - So she had a dick? 11/29/2014 on aloha snakhb ar +1
#37 - I hope you don't have a drivers licence.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Poop hands 0
#38 - evilbooty (11/22/2014) [-]
Haha
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#1 - thesen (08/10/2011) [-]
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