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Consoles Owned: NGC, PSP, PSV, 3DS, PS3, WIIU, PC
Date Signed Up:5/20/2011
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Hauptstadt
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#147 - >new class >don't know anyone >on school yard…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#149 - drzombro (12/14/2014) [-]
>some month later start crushing on "Anika"

>had a really bad migraine on a school trip
>chilling with friends on beds
>everyone eating gummibears
>Anika lies on one of the beds
>I'm sitting on the same bed
>Anika wants to make her boyfriend jelly
>she sees my bad state
>invites me to rest my head on her shoulder
"ok why not"
>lie on her shoulder feeling some of that extra "fat" further down
>feelsmoderatebecauseofthemigraineman.jpg
>she wants me to eat some gummibears too
>refuse
>puts one on her breast and says I really should eat it
>still refuse
#150 - drzombro (12/14/2014) [-]
One day later on the school trip she was sitting on a bench with her cellphone playing sad music. I sit next to her.
>I took the sadbait
>mfw Anika starts to hug me cries
>a single tear of sad victory runs down my cheek
>cellphone changes track
>a really obscene song starts playing
"I'm a boy and got my hand in my pants"
>me: "Yeah, this song isn't really fitting the mood you know?"
>thiskillsthemood.jpg

I will never get a girl.
#320 - Picture 12/09/2014 on [Untitled] 0
#24 - He takes drugs because his girlfriend drowned in a car a… 12/09/2014 on Review of Me!Me!Me! by Demo D -1
#63 - Watchunderscoredogs 12/09/2014 on Well... +1
#57 - Why isn't Lilo in the sewing section of this ****** … 12/07/2014 on Disney Princess 0
#23 - Maybe it's average surface roughness? 12/07/2014 on that's nice honey 0
#83 - But this isn't canon right? 12/01/2014 on spikey 0
#67 - So she had a dick? 11/29/2014 on aloha snakhb ar +1
#37 - I hope you don't have a drivers licence.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Poop hands 0
#38 - evilbooty (11/22/2014) [-]
Haha
#82 - They became vegans and received super human powers.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on comic book nerds +1
#83 - noook has deleted their comment.
#81 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on comic book nerds 0
#292 - I didn't even finished the tutorial. 11/12/2014 on dnt reed titl fgt 0
#24 - I have slightly heterochromia. My eyes are mainly a greyish bl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Eyes 0
User avatar #50 - xgreenmaidenx (11/10/2014) [-]
Slight heterochromia is still heterochromia.
You have Central heterochromis, as do I. It's the most common kind.
#16 - Mfw Brett  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Brett why +9
#26 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
Only ze germans understand...
#18 - milvus (11/09/2014) [-]
I laughed at this more than I should have XD
#235 - This game needs more hats. Will end up playing it anyway… 11/09/2014 on i think im in love. 0
#93 - I really liked that guy with the robot arm and leg and that gu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Hmm... 0
#100 - NoXV (11/07/2014) [-]
Made me chuckle. Take this.
#34 - Picture 11/02/2014 on this is totally the best... +1
#19 - You xpected first aid? But it was me, Dio 11/01/2014 on you gonna die soon +5
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Relationships are like a house +39
#52 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
it there a video of this? Or a movie?
#65 - 8/10 would put in friendzone. 10/26/2014 on actual japanese girls 0
#29 - Picture 10/26/2014 on The smirk of accomplishment 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Games and Boobs. Quality... +15
#19 - nimithecat (10/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - necrophyxia (10/25/2014) [-]
This conversation made me laugh uncontrollably.

That is all
#49 - It's patreon exclusive.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on I haven't seen this here... +6
User avatar #51 - ninjalllama (10/22/2014) [-]
Thanks Doc
#21 - Thanks for the tip. Just finished my second ending. … 10/17/2014 on Real life Simulator 2004 0
#26 - You maybe just have a frame that doesn't fit your facial struc… 09/30/2014 on Glasses on Glasses action +1
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