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    Facts about Facts about
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    Where my fear of easter originates.. Where my fear of easter...
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    SO MUCH WANT! SO MUCH WANT!
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    Wut in the name of million fuqs! Wut in the name of million fuqs!
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    Jenga with my gf Jenga with my gf
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    WTF CAT. WTF CAT.
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    Japan WTF Japan WTF
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#5 - That's fucking creepy! 05/20/2013 on Facebook (1) 0
#89 - Picture 05/17/2013 on stock ad photos +8
#63 - Picture 05/08/2013 on I hate babies. +12
#88 - What would it feel like to put your dick in there..  [+] (8 new replies) 05/06/2013 on A galaxy passing by a black... +19
User avatar #138 - puzzler (05/06/2013) [-]
You'd end up with a properly long, floppy, spaghetti like pizza penis
#93 - zuflux (05/06/2013) [-]
Assuming your penis and body manages to separate between the event horizon, you would watch as your dick slooooowly became longer and longer, linearly in the direction of the black hole.
So a boner would get forced to point forwards, and then you'd feel an immense pain as it slowly, slooowly would get ripped apart, atom for atom. And then you'd have no dick, and no amazing orgasm to show for it either.
User avatar #111 - RockyTheEvilRock (05/06/2013) [-]
well i only last a few seconds so i think i would have the greatest orgasm of all tims
#115 - zuflux (05/06/2013) [-]
But as you yourself is getting stuck further and further into the event horizon, you'll find time to be slow as fuck. So in the unlikely event that you achieve orgasm, you're gonna watch your spunk stretch out and lather the empty space in front of you with millions of abortions.

Then you'll burst into treats.
#177 - ifuhq (05/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #116 - RockyTheEvilRock (05/06/2013) [-]
hawut
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#90 - trollchildxy (05/06/2013) [-]
Closer to at one sudden point, having it either noodle out (Stretching infinitely as gravity gets fractally more intense going towarsd the center of the black hole. No pun there.) which would probably hurt like a bitch. But yeah I get what you mean XD.
#354 - Picture 05/04/2013 on give me your strangest gifs +1
#99 - True test of faith. 05/01/2013 on makes you think...wait no lol +41
#13 - Can't handle the cuteness!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on CORGIS BECAUSE CORGIS +4
#33 - Ranpu Dentro (04/21/2013) [-]
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#2 - Found it amusing :D 04/06/2013 on One sexy arse 0
#176 - Picture 03/31/2013 on Happy Easter +2
#23 - I've seen some shit.. 03/29/2013 on This would be the best... -1
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