How?

Looks pretty cool man, alot like an Alien Head you can unlock in Colonial Marines

that's just weird

Shame!

Penis!

I kew you would post that gif! Y we no talk more? u is always busy?!

Yes, pretty much.

LIFE IS NOT THE SAME WITHOuT YOU!!!! COME BACK TO ME RAINBOW PONY!!!

Had a power cut, sorry sexy.

It is okay... I still love you!

I do?

Maybe

That is a no :/

No, No is a No.

Maybe is a Maybe.

yes means no

And potato means banana

In New Zealand because they are backwards!

Yes, we are backwards with out metric system!

I know who uses that anyway? not the number one country in the world!

You are a pain

At least I am not Hurt like the doctor! Please get my reference D:

Dr Who is on Tonight... it is the Cyberman Episode...

You niggers are so behind I have already seen the season finale like 3 times...

Well sooooooooooooorry then!

You should be!

Nah, just kiddin.

Y u do dis I cri 2 sleep!

No U

Okay

your mom when we fucked....

yes

****your swag is gay****

that is what I thought you pink whore!

your flank is nice

oh baby I ca get as weird as you want me too...

bend over and I will....

But thats gay.

Pinkie Pie is a girl nigger...

So trixie.

Who siad I was being Trixie?!

You are silly...

Bullshit

she hast fingers.

SLEEP!

You are either trying to Attract me... or use thunderwave.

I know what i saw!

I do not want to sleep I want to talk it has been over a month since our last encounter!

That sounds like a deadly combination... paralyze you then attract and seduce you and then rape haha

NO YOU ARE BLIND YOUR SPEED LIES!!!!

Fine fine, i shall keep you alive for a while longer.

NOOOO No Rape Trixie! Nooooo.

Nope, i know your girly parts Trixie, i could pick it out anywhere.

I keep myself alive yo don't even play those games!

Ew stop trying to get into my cape!

What but in the pic it is clearly two colts... you perv!

So you keep saying yo! But when i leave you end up crying yourself to sleep!

Im not, you're the one using TM45

Oh yea? So you have seen this pic!?

Okay man ive gota go, ill catch you later.

Well yeah I cried straight for a week... well I almost cried Friday night for totally unrelated reasons but I don't want to talk about it...

No never! I use TM 26 to shake that flank!

Nope but I can tell you I have never posed for naughty things...

Okay fine later man and good night!

Yes.

Watson is Kill.

NO I NEED YOU!!!

Well i just this moment got back from my holiday in Taupo so you are in luck my friend.

Yay I am the first person you talked too when you got back from the vacation that I did not even know you were on and I missed the shit out of you!

How was your trip? Did you miss me? Do you love me?! Will our friendship continue to grow?! Do you play TF2?!

Woah, suddenly love. Did not expect this and yes i forgot to tell ponyville i would be leaving... i was in a happy rush that morning...

My trip was spectacular, it had been so long since i had seen my good friend aimee.

Yes indeed trixie i missed you and i love you but no i do not play tf2

Of course I love you and miss you we are very good friends after all! But shame on you for not telling I was worried! something bad had happend to your pretty little face!

Oh did you know? Treat her nice?! You sly dog you! But that is good to hear!

Oh I thought you did... everyone pressured me to download it and now I did so yeah


Now fuq me! haha

Nah, nothing ever happens to my face. It is good face!

Ofcourse i treated her well, we played pokemon and watched Dragon ball z

You poor poor fool...

Woah! calm your big blue flank there Trixie, you must buy me dinner first!

Good I need your face for science purposes!

Nigga plays pokemon 1v1 me 4th gen faggot haha

Eh it is okay I only like playing with people here at least it isn't mine crack...

Trixie is poor as shit you take her to dinner and then she will never call again!

Ahh excellent! Im all for science reasons

Bitch i play all gens but 4th!

I like Minekamp...

Trixie wants sex but she expects me to buy her dinner first and then threatens to never call me back... Nah man, you want sum fuk you gota work for it yo.

I forgot the pic!

Well I love science it is one of my favorite subjects but I hate it the past few years....

BITCH I PLAY ALL GENS GEN FAGGOT!!!!

I never even played it...

Who said I wanted it from you? Bitch I only like mares!

I enjoyed Biology when i was in high school. Good times, good times.

I would play 4th gen but i cant find any games anywhere... nigger!

Fine! Fine! Ill go find my own unicorn and she will have a sexier flank than you!

I have had the shittiest teachers for years so yeah I have hated it!

Well I play Heart Gold but it is considered 4th gen so yeah you dumb jew!

Fine that is cool with me I don't even like sexy with boys!

So did i, hence why i left school!

Heart Gold is a 2nd Gen game re-done in 4th gen graphics you stallion bucker.

I don't believe you, ive seen those graphic magazines of you and Big Mac... you filthy mare.

School is absolutely necessary so I can deal with shitty prof for a few months...

Yes hence the reason it is considered 4th gen nigger do you even official pokemon?!

That wasn't me it was a professional actor!

This is why i flight school nigga!

Bitch dont even be coming at me with that shit, ive been pokemoning since before you were even a sparkle on yo daddys horn yo.

Trixie i know your flank when i see it and that was you... Althought disgusting some of that shit you did was impressive. But still disgusting.

Fighting school though is like Fighting me and we all know everyone would lose in a 1v1 against Trixie....

Nigga you is absolutely stupid I have owned almost like every single Pokemon game and you telling me this! I cut you bitch hold me back!

That was not even me tht Trixie clearly had a penis... it was a gay magazine... I am a mare haha

FLIGHT! not fight...

Bitch ill cut you up like HM01

I didn't realize a Penis looked so much like Trixies big blue Vagina.

Come fight the flight you faggot it is like one am here and I am tired!

Bitch I will HM06 your face! That is Rock Smash nigger!

Maybe you are blind because it doesn't... sick fuck looking at a gay magazine!

Then go to sleep you silly mare!

Bitch i know my HMS!

Trixie i know it was you and i found the magazine under your bed when i was cleaning.

Well I am not tired... just relaxed watching shows I haven't watched in awhile!

Oh okay then I TM45 you! haha

One.... I am homeless.... Two no.... just no...

Pony is Love

Pony is Life

Eh not really...

You what?

You heard me!

You been Lickin my girl again twilight? HUH!?

Um maybe wait what?

Are you tired bro?

a little bit yeah...

Thought so. Get some sleep bro.

no....

I Hereby Decree Rainbow Dash is NOT a Lesbian

Nope that can't be changed!

NUH UH!

I am the expert and ive done my Re-Search.

She is the Bi-Sexualness.

95 percent lesbian though....

5% is better than 0%

No I change my mind 0 it is....

What would you know, you're a Unicorn with nopony to love.

Feel the burn Trixie, feel the burn.

Everyone loves me your point?

You told me you love me the other day was that a lie?! D:

yes

Yes!

How can i love you if you dont even post funny pictures anymore...

I have funny pictures what?

Why you lie to me?

I have no idea what is going on?

Y u no post ponies!

Pony?

Better!

What is pony?

Yes this is a very accurate representation of what I did!

But why...

Because you are my favorite Rainbow Dash!

So you farted in my lunch?

Yes but do you not understand that I was kind enough to make you lunch!

Wait but i made my own lunch today...

No no I started making your lunch last week!

Well i obviously havent eaten it.

No but you opened up and got a whiff!

I agree with myself!

I disagree with the you that agrees with yourself.

You can't do that it is my opinion!

Yes yes you did!

Oh, okay then.

There is a gif version of that pic...

Why was i not informed of this sooner?

I don't know you are the Dashie expert....

Only for you Baby

WE ARE PONIES WE ALL SMELL THE SAME!!!!

I disagree, you smell like blueberry bubblegum, pinkie smells like cotton candy, rarity smells like marshmellow etc etc etc

And blueberries turn you on?

Blueberry is just one of the many flavors of the rainbow...

Sheesh this guy with his smooth ass swag...

Something you willl never have...


you have super swag...

Super Pooper Scooper Swag

No just normal old super swag....

I love you too my rainbow covered love!

And i love you my egotistical but sexy blue unicorn

Oh baby I love when you put on the sexy face!

Like this?

Oh yeah they way you have bothe eyes kind of open is sooooooo hawt!

You and your compliments, welp sorry Trix but ive gota go, flying lesson tomorrow so i need my sleep.

Have fun with your horn and try not to miss me too much, catch you later sexy.

Well well then I will just have to finish myself to quote a certain someone haha

Later hawtnes!

Its cuz im awesome isnt it?

I don't think you really realize how awesome you really are!

Im pretty sure im aware of my awesomeness

No I am trying to be nice you really are an amazing friends and I mean that!

Naww, thanks Trix

You are welcome whatever nickname I am calling you at this point in time haha

Ive had Sexy Twilight, Lesbian Dash, Dr Watson, New Zealand Timelord.

etc etc etc

Yep and you know what I have?!

Trixie....

You are who you are...

Nigga you need to work up some nicknames!

Mate... you are my sexy blue flanked blueberry bubblegum horn fuck buddy unicorn mare.

Even saying it excited me...

I hope this picture is not 100 percent accurate of to what you just did in your pants....

Not in my pants, but in your hat...

Good thing I have several hats....

Good thing mares can have multiple orgasms...

Good things it is your turn to do the cleaning and laundry!

Doesn't Matter.

Had Sex.

With a hat...

It smelt of Blueberry Bubblegum Horn... i couldnt help myself.

You get horny over a smell?

How would trixie even respond tho that tho? Somepony just licks her horn.

I feel like my joke crossed the line don't be mad I killed the conversation oh my god my best new zealand friend in like my very close circle is going to hate me! D:

Hmm she would probably have them killed...

Nah, i just lost track of the convo then saw we were talking about male genitalia and i was like .... wut...

Oh yea? well i lick your horn sometimes when you're sleeping trixie! it tastes like blueberry bubblegum

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hurt your feelings it was only a joke D:

eww that is gay and this is why we divorced and I moved out....

Stop that, im not hurt.

Touch your horn when you wake up, i bet its still wet

Well if you say so....


Eww your saliva is all dry and crunchy....

It should still be wet, i sucked your horn only moments ago...

That sounds so homo and gross... well you are the fastest at everything appearantly your spit is too...

I know it sounds homo, that is the joke.

Are you coming on to THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE?!!? Hmm Rainbow Dash?! I let you into my cart to have a place to sleep because I destroyed your house whilst stalking you and this is how you repay me by licking my horn?!

Fine go on lick away....

Jokes on you I have pony AIDS!!!

Jokes on you, i was changeling all along. Changelings can't get pony aids.

Yes because jokes on you joking me changelings invented pony aids ergo you have them!

We are carryers, we can infect ponies but we are unaffected.

How do you think you got the pony aids?

Your mother....

You seem upset

No your mom was totally worth it haha

Haha drvvatson I love talkin to you! You always keep me entertained!

Sorry while i just have a heart attack at the adorableness.

Ill be fine, it just wont be easy to run on one heart. I have no idea how you manage Trixie.

I miss you too

Me and Trixie have a thing where we understand each other...

Yes that is the nice thing about two hearts you can do whatever you want and still be okay :P

I love you!

Warning: family is over so if I do not respond I will be gone... I snuck in some FJ time...

Sounds like the Thing i have with Dash but we understand each others awesomeness and love for flight.

It is times like this i pity those with a single heart, it is such a useless system for blood transport.

I love you too you stupid sexy blue unicorn

Tis alright bro, im playing warthunder anyways, damn dats a fun game!

Actually not really she is a cartoon character and I know nothing of her other what I have seen in the show!

Hey we single hearters are pretty awesome sometimes! Saved a time lord once or twice!

That was sweet and erotic at the same time!

Fine leave me for a game see if I care!

Damn you and your realistic ways...

PERHAPS!!!! But the amount of times a timelord has saved the entire universe.

I know how to treat my mare!

I would never! Once you go for good ill leave.

Yes I am quite logical and cold and realisstic but loving!

All with the help of a single hearted companion except for maybe Susan....

Oh baby I like it when you ask all big and lesbiany pony

So never?

DAMN YOU! YOU KNOW I CANT HANDLE LOGIC!

Are you keen for the 50th anniversary episode?

Yea you like that trixie? You like when Dashie does that for your grat and powerful flank.

You know you cant FJ forever!

I know sorry of my crazy abilities I will try to be slower for you!

Hell yeah I am David Tennant is back that is all I need! I wish Captain Jack would be back though...

Hell yeah you know I do in a non homoequine way!

I will always talk to you though!

It is okay, i will just have to think more...

FUCK YEA! ... i cant wait.

Don't lie! you know you'are addicted to the need to taste the rainbow

Even when you is sleeping?

No no I can't have you going and hurting yourself!

OMG ME NEITHER IT WILL BE THE BEST AND THEY WILL BRING HIM BACK!!!!

I have a large bad of skittles....

Yes especially then!

I CAN DO DIS!

I am keener than a been on halloween!

u no u cnt halp urself bby

DAMN IT TRIXIE! YOU SLEEP POSTIN AGAIN?

Well I don't really believe in you so good luck champ!

That doesn't even make any sense and I agree with you!

Yes I can I ain't gay....

Want to know my secret?! I am always asleep rahh Hulk!

D:

EXACTLY!

Oh, you're doing this again. IM NOT gay EITHER but fine, ill finish myself again tonight

Oh god D: dont eat me!

One day you may kind of get it!

NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!!!

You always finish first....

What eat you?! I am sleeping...

ONE DAY!

Nothing? Nothing at all?

Because you always stop halfway through and say things like "Im not gay"... WAIT! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH PINKIE!?

Midnight snack

ONE DAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU!!! BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU!!!!

Well our love kind of does...

I told you that my horn does not work that way sheesh and no....

But it is 2:30...

One day there will be stuff and things will happen...

It doesnt make sense dont lie.

I can still lick it... i know you like that

Mate, its 6:30pm.

Yes I can't tell if you are making a walking dead reference haha

No nothing about it ever does! haha

My dick would like that haha see gay!

Mate it is um a time somewhere and everywhere!

"..."

And it was on that day that Trixie finally beat drvvatson on saying the weirdest thing of the night haha

Bro do you even joke?!

Ohh okay envermind then...

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barium, carbon, nitrogen

Potassium!

MAGIC!!

PIE!!!

the best kind

CAKE!!!

NOPE PIE IS BEST

YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!

butt why

Because you justify darkness!

I see what you did there

I didn't I am blind...

*cries

To bad I can't see what you typed!

*cries like a b*tch

It is okay baby!

but why

Because I said so!

noa!!!

You know whats wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone is obsessed with death Ponies

Hey it's an awesome mod.

I would totally put mods for that on my xbox if i could

You can but there is a chance you'd ruin the disc.

FUCK

THAT

SHIT

If it works you can pony pony pony on your x of box.

...nevermind

Which war? I died in many...

Not the time war...

I was born in the time war, i am a war baby.

So the time lords aren't technically dead right just trapped in time?

I assume so, i wouldnt know. I was sent to the year 1295 when i was born and i grew up on earth. Assuming i was an immortal human or some kind of god.

It was actually a serious question from the show though....

Im not entirely sure, i havent seen any episodes from before the 9th doctor. Even then i rmember little from 9 and i missed alot of 10s episodes

Tsk tsk not a true fan I remember everything!!!!! Ask me anything from the 9th to the 11th doctor I would know!

YOUR FACE IS HOMOSEX!

Eww no that is homosex

Bro, do you even Homosex?

No never have and never will!

Good man, now i can respect you some.

Better respect me you post rainbow colored ponies...

Or what?

I will cut you!

A slice of cake?

Yes I would make you the biggest slice of your favorite cake because I care for you so much and I will hand deliver it in person to New Zealand I go!

Its okay Trix, i still love you.

No you have to super love me now!

God damn it, all i have is Ultra love.

Well get it upgraded and then come back to me!

But thats alot of work.

Do it or be.... BANNED!!!!

You wouldnt dare

I have powers now!

Thats nice darling.

Oh okay I will take my powers some place else!

As will I, im off to work now bro. Be back later.

I WILL MISS YOU!!!! PLEASE COME BACK FOR ME!!!!

Hmm...

No.

Friendship terminated!

You wouldnt

You just said you wouldn't come back for me...

I come back 5 you!

Nope not high enough you can never attain the level of love!

Fine! Ill go love another magical unicorn then!

what the fuck has the internet done to me...

Dude that is bestiality and possibly homosex...

A lot of things...

Me love you long time!

I don't know if that is actually true or not...

Ofcourse i love you Trix!

Okay since you said twice in a row I believe you! :D

awwwwwwww yiiiiiiiis

AWW YEAH DOCTOR AND I ARE IN LOVE!!!

Ewwww Das Ghey!

I agree sex with boys is really bad...

Yea no kidding, boys are so young... its really pedo

Um yeah and they don't have the boobies! I like da boobies!

OHHHH DEM BOOBIES!

OH YEAH WHO DOES NOT LOVE THE BOOBIES!!!

>no

Shh let it happen!

Yes please do!

I love you!

Could you do me a favor though?

If you ask me to moisturize you...

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargreenhouse/3976863/Ponyville/300190#300190

No no give me support pretty please!

Trixie wishes to be an evil emperor?

Well duh but it was actually Lunar's idea...

Done.

Now wheres my Milkshake?

There you go!

You.... you gona share?

I was getting to that sheesh

So ol Trixie came through afterall aye?

Was I not supposed too :(

I was doubtful.

YOU DOUBT OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!! D:

I DOUBT YOUR DEALMANSHIP

So you don't love me?

G'day

stean went screwy on me

Gosh darn it, i thought you was gona find another chat for us,

i am and tomorrow we'll move to it, i'm so sorry bud

Don't be sorry you silly man, s'all good.

i came here to apologize and say goodnight bud tomorrow i'll have us a chat thing to work with and a longer time to workk on it, could you save the story so far this time bud? anyways goodnight bud and i am very sorry

Stop apologizing you silly man, s'all good. Rest well and ill save that bitch.

thank you, good night

Laters buddy!

dr you're here

Half day, i be studying. How are ya?

One I got around my parents block without a bypass.


two I found a good place to mingle and storytime.

Good job and nice one man, link me to that biatch.

tinychat.com/t5wa3

Night Trixie! Me love you long time.

Apparently i left FJ online last night. Sorry Lunar

Thanks there Pal. im working at home today so I will be on again at lunch and will be offwork earlier than usual. All the best to your studies my friend.

And have a very good weekend! I will not stand for you being killed in a Nuclear Attack from North Korea you hear?