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    Kid Shows Kid Shows
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    Headphones Headphones
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    I know I'm not the only one... I know I'm not the only one...
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    BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL
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latest user's comments

#880 - My sheer laziness and the thought that one day I'll make it ou… 07/19/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#9 - Aside from the pubes on her head, the bitch is bangin (calm yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on No One Looked Good In The... +1
#13 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
feminists dont know this site exists and its better that way
#720 - 18, male, girl I'm in love with thinks of me as a brother and … 07/19/2014 on friday night FJ feels +1
#2053 - Age: 18 Occupation: Drug packer (pharmaceuticals, not the …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#2083 - krypticwizdom (07/17/2014) [-]
thats called the friend or brother zone, find your another girl, make gf, show her you are capable of having relationship, wait until she breaks up with bf, move in for the kill
#35 - Holy crap, didn't recognize her without the red hair. Thank you sir 07/01/2014 on not sure if i should post this +1
#23 - Where do I know the blonde girl in the background from?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on not sure if i should post this +2
User avatar #28 - swimmingprodigy (07/01/2014) [-]
Sansa Stark

Foreground grill is Arya
User avatar #35 - drunkensailor (07/01/2014) [-]
Holy crap, didn't recognize her without the red hair. Thank you sir
User avatar #33 - noodlelord (07/01/2014) [-]
i love grilling in the foreground
User avatar #26 - entername (07/01/2014) [-]
i was thinking that to
#102 - They're not cops, they're EMT's. It's from a show called Siren… 04/26/2014 on When they finally catch you... 0
#126374 - >didn't whine, illiterate cunt is illiterate (do you eve kn…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126410 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Also saving that last part because it was stupid as fuck lol.
User avatar #126409 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Do I "eve" know? What does that mean?
>implying you've talked to a girl
>you posted twice in 6 hours about this because ur 2desperate

Also, I don't think it was shit, rather the dildo you use when you get lonely. Good guess.
#126371 - >not mad >this is actually helping me take a shit be…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126372 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
>you whined when no one responded to your shitty post
>that girl doesn't love you
>you're beta
Lel
User avatar #126374 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
>didn't whine, illiterate cunt is illiterate (do you eve know what that word means?)
> I can live with that, in high school, going to meet more girls
>not beta
You wanna try and insult me again? I think you might be getting better at it, those last few hurt a little, or maybe it was the shit leaving my ass, the world may never know...

It knows, it was the shit, not you
User avatar #126410 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Also saving that last part because it was stupid as fuck lol.
User avatar #126409 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Do I "eve" know? What does that mean?
>implying you've talked to a girl
>you posted twice in 6 hours about this because ur 2desperate

Also, I don't think it was shit, rather the dildo you use when you get lonely. Good guess.
#126369 - Not lying, don't really care about you enough to prove you wro…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126370 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
>you're so mad that no one wants to help you
Like I said, issues. Suck my meter long cock.
User avatar #126371 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
>not mad
>this is actually helping me take a shit because I'm laughing
>got real help a while ago, just like other opinions, not yours
You're the one trying to get a stranger from the internet to suck your overly exaggerated cock, but, I have issues? Perfect sense.
User avatar #126372 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
>you whined when no one responded to your shitty post
>that girl doesn't love you
>you're beta
Lel
User avatar #126374 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
>didn't whine, illiterate cunt is illiterate (do you eve know what that word means?)
> I can live with that, in high school, going to meet more girls
>not beta
You wanna try and insult me again? I think you might be getting better at it, those last few hurt a little, or maybe it was the shit leaving my ass, the world may never know...

It knows, it was the shit, not you
User avatar #126410 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Also saving that last part because it was stupid as fuck lol.
User avatar #126409 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Do I "eve" know? What does that mean?
>implying you've talked to a girl
>you posted twice in 6 hours about this because ur 2desperate

Also, I don't think it was shit, rather the dildo you use when you get lonely. Good guess.

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User avatar #5 - bloodsplatterr (06/13/2011) [-]
Dude i forgot about the comp im posting it right now!
User avatar #6 to #5 - drunkensailor (06/14/2011) [-]
oh lol me too thanks
User avatar #1 - thegreatestlie (03/24/2011) [-]
WE MAKE A DAMN GOOD TEAM :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - drunkensailor (03/24/2011) [-]
lol yea....soooo....boobies?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thegreatestlie (03/24/2011) [-]
-__- not now
User avatar #4 to #3 - drunkensailor (03/24/2011) [-]
lol awwwww
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