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Date Signed Up:2/22/2011
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    Kid Shows Kid Shows
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    Headphones Headphones
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    I know I'm not the only one... I know I'm not the only one...
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    BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL
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    Banana Skin in My Anus Banana Skin in My Anus
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latest user's comments

#35 - Holy crap, didn't recognize her without the red hair. Thank you sir 07/01/2014 on not sure if i should post this +1
#23 - Where do I know the blonde girl in the background from?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on not sure if i should post this +2
User avatar #28 - swimmingprodigy (07/01/2014) [-]
Sansa Stark

Foreground grill is Arya
User avatar #35 - drunkensailor (07/01/2014) [-]
Holy crap, didn't recognize her without the red hair. Thank you sir
User avatar #33 - noodlelord (07/01/2014) [-]
i love grilling in the foreground
User avatar #26 - entername (07/01/2014) [-]
i was thinking that to
#102 - They're not cops, they're EMT's. It's from a show called Siren… 04/26/2014 on When they finally catch you... 0
#126374 - >didn't whine, illiterate **** is illiterate (…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126410 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Also saving that last part because it was stupid as fuck lol.
User avatar #126409 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Do I "eve" know? What does that mean?
>implying you've talked to a girl
>you posted twice in 6 hours about this because ur 2desperate

Also, I don't think it was shit, rather the dildo you use when you get lonely. Good guess.
#126371 - >not mad >this is actually helping me take a …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126372 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
>you whined when no one responded to your shitty post
>that girl doesn't love you
>you're beta
Lel
User avatar #126374 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
>didn't whine, illiterate cunt is illiterate (do you eve know what that word means?)
> I can live with that, in high school, going to meet more girls
>not beta
You wanna try and insult me again? I think you might be getting better at it, those last few hurt a little, or maybe it was the shit leaving my ass, the world may never know...

It knows, it was the shit, not you
User avatar #126410 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Also saving that last part because it was stupid as fuck lol.
User avatar #126409 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Do I "eve" know? What does that mean?
>implying you've talked to a girl
>you posted twice in 6 hours about this because ur 2desperate

Also, I don't think it was shit, rather the dildo you use when you get lonely. Good guess.
#126369 - Not lying, don't really care about you enough to prove you wro…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126370 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
>you're so mad that no one wants to help you
Like I said, issues. Suck my meter long cock.
User avatar #126371 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
>not mad
>this is actually helping me take a shit because I'm laughing
>got real help a while ago, just like other opinions, not yours
You're the one trying to get a stranger from the internet to suck your overly exaggerated cock, but, I have issues? Perfect sense.
User avatar #126372 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
>you whined when no one responded to your shitty post
>that girl doesn't love you
>you're beta
Lel
User avatar #126374 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
>didn't whine, illiterate cunt is illiterate (do you eve know what that word means?)
> I can live with that, in high school, going to meet more girls
>not beta
You wanna try and insult me again? I think you might be getting better at it, those last few hurt a little, or maybe it was the shit leaving my ass, the world may never know...

It knows, it was the shit, not you
User avatar #126410 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Also saving that last part because it was stupid as fuck lol.
User avatar #126409 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Do I "eve" know? What does that mean?
>implying you've talked to a girl
>you posted twice in 6 hours about this because ur 2desperate

Also, I don't think it was shit, rather the dildo you use when you get lonely. Good guess.
#126367 - Yup, forgot that procrastinating makes me the lowest of the lo… 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#126365 - Really? If you say so, try not to break her with your one mete…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126366 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
I'll try, don't worry. Might bust thru her skull lol. Also, the fact that you procrastinate proves I am better than you in every way. Stay beta.
User avatar #126367 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
Yup, forgot that procrastinating makes me the lowest of the low, the fact that I was accepted into several highly selective universities and have managed not to kill myself, others, or otherwise done something else to end up either dead or in prison means nothing since I occasionally procrastinate.
#126363 - Also, heads up, you're going to die old and alone.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126364 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Nahhh, I'll be with the girl you were too beta to talk to.
User avatar #126365 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
Really? If you say so, try not to break her with your one meter dick, I'd still like to be friends with her, though maybe not if she's dumb enough to fall for scum like you...

Also, if you had bothered to read what I said, I did tell her how I felt, and talk to her daily, not beta, just have horrible procrastination problems.
User avatar #126366 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
I'll try, don't worry. Might bust thru her skull lol. Also, the fact that you procrastinate proves I am better than you in every way. Stay beta.
User avatar #126367 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
Yup, forgot that procrastinating makes me the lowest of the low, the fact that I was accepted into several highly selective universities and have managed not to kill myself, others, or otherwise done something else to end up either dead or in prison means nothing since I occasionally procrastinate.
#126361 - Go for it. But, as I said before, not worth my time, yada yada…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126362 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Also, heads up, she will never like you.
User avatar #126363 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
Also, heads up, you're going to die old and alone.
User avatar #126364 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
Nahhh, I'll be with the girl you were too beta to talk to.
User avatar #126365 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
Really? If you say so, try not to break her with your one meter dick, I'd still like to be friends with her, though maybe not if she's dumb enough to fall for scum like you...

Also, if you had bothered to read what I said, I did tell her how I felt, and talk to her daily, not beta, just have horrible procrastination problems.
User avatar #126366 - teoberry (04/08/2014) [-]
I'll try, don't worry. Might bust thru her skull lol. Also, the fact that you procrastinate proves I am better than you in every way. Stay beta.
User avatar #126367 - drunkensailor (04/08/2014) [-]
Yup, forgot that procrastinating makes me the lowest of the low, the fact that I was accepted into several highly selective universities and have managed not to kill myself, others, or otherwise done something else to end up either dead or in prison means nothing since I occasionally procrastinate.

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User avatar #5 - bloodsplatterr (06/13/2011) [-]
Dude i forgot about the comp im posting it right now!
User avatar #6 to #5 - drunkensailor (06/14/2011) [-]
oh lol me too thanks
User avatar #1 - thegreatestlie (03/24/2011) [-]
WE MAKE A DAMN GOOD TEAM :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - drunkensailor (03/24/2011) [-]
lol yea....soooo....boobies?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thegreatestlie (03/24/2011) [-]
-__- not now
User avatar #4 to #3 - drunkensailor (03/24/2011) [-]
lol awwwww
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