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#38 - Sounds like you need to as it's said 'Git Gud'. It's not a har… 09/29/2014 on TB The legened -1
#430 - Or you don't be a pussy faggot, your take that, strap it to yo… 09/28/2014 on Bulletproof Blanket? 0
#556 - phanact... You are a huge faggot. A faggot of absurd proportio… 09/21/2014 on Olympus has Fallen +3
#267 - Ma'am... You tha real MVP. 09/19/2014 on Factual Feminist +2
#119 - And XCOM troopers are the endame infantry unit. XCOM was also … 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist 0
#118 - Well. You just played your first game, and it takes a sec to c…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist +1
User avatar #119 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
And XCOM troopers are the endame infantry unit. XCOM was also made by Firaxis, so they put them in with the most recent expansion.
#115 - -shrug- I perfer to dominate with production, create nearly ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist +1
User avatar #116 - fistpump (09/18/2014) [-]
ahh, i couldn't really grasp the concept of production. there are so many random numbers that i simply don't understand. i get that if you have high production then you can build things much faster, but how do you actually raise the value? mine just kinda raised itself without my input. i think it has something to do with how many civilians i have and how many production tiles i have in my cities?
as i was holding the entire planet to ransom i actually managed to build almost every wonder. the only people stopping me were the iroqouis. since i thought them a large threat i left them 'til last.
XCOM troopers? isn't XCOM a different game?
User avatar #118 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
Well. You just played your first game, and it takes a sec to catch onto the more intricate micro-management. If you click on the city, you can actually assign what tiles around the city you want worked for your population. If you try to get out some quick workers, like via the free one from the liberty tree, and then grab the mining tech quickly, you can thrown down a bunch of mines quick to up your production early-game. Then just build lots of production buildings in the future. And never use Great Engineers to 'rush' production on something. Just use him to throw down his tile improvement on top of one of your mines. there's no negative, and it boots production really well.
User avatar #119 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
And XCOM troopers are the endame infantry unit. XCOM was also made by Firaxis, so they put them in with the most recent expansion.
#110 - I know, right? He's constantly a little faggot in every single…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist +1
#114 - fistpump (09/18/2014) [-]
this is irrelevant to what you just said, but i only just finished my first ever CIV5 game. It took me six FUCKING hours but the god-damn Iroquois finally bent their knees to my army of over twenty fucking artillery, but i did it!
as somebody who has clearly played enough to recognize the personalities of some of the leaders, perhaps you can tell me, am i doing something wrong by building armies of absolutely gratuitous proportions? i started with three catapults and about 7 spearmen when i first sieged Rome, and by the end of it, when i had finally destroyed each and every nation and city state except for two tiny green guys who were my bros to the very end, i had at least 25 artillery.
not even a single one fell during the destruction of that entire empire.
too much?
User avatar #115 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
-shrug- I perfer to dominate with production, create nearly every wonder, and skullfuck the entire earth with legions of XCOM troopers while the heathens play in the dirt.
User avatar #116 - fistpump (09/18/2014) [-]
ahh, i couldn't really grasp the concept of production. there are so many random numbers that i simply don't understand. i get that if you have high production then you can build things much faster, but how do you actually raise the value? mine just kinda raised itself without my input. i think it has something to do with how many civilians i have and how many production tiles i have in my cities?
as i was holding the entire planet to ransom i actually managed to build almost every wonder. the only people stopping me were the iroqouis. since i thought them a large threat i left them 'til last.
XCOM troopers? isn't XCOM a different game?
User avatar #118 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
Well. You just played your first game, and it takes a sec to catch onto the more intricate micro-management. If you click on the city, you can actually assign what tiles around the city you want worked for your population. If you try to get out some quick workers, like via the free one from the liberty tree, and then grab the mining tech quickly, you can thrown down a bunch of mines quick to up your production early-game. Then just build lots of production buildings in the future. And never use Great Engineers to 'rush' production on something. Just use him to throw down his tile improvement on top of one of your mines. there's no negative, and it boots production really well.
User avatar #119 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
And XCOM troopers are the endame infantry unit. XCOM was also made by Firaxis, so they put them in with the most recent expansion.
#113 - dudewitharake (09/18/2014) [-]
you forgot someone
User avatar #137 - azraelthemage (09/18/2014) [-]
Didn't they fix that in a patch though?
#103 - And the rich and prosperous Greek Empire  [+] (9 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist 0
#108 - toadkillerdog (09/18/2014) [-]
you mean the Treacherous Cunt Empire? Just look at that smug asshole, pretty sure the douchecanoe would be all over the Jersey Shore in a few millenia.
User avatar #110 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
I know, right? He's constantly a little faggot in every single game I play, to the point that I eviscerate him before the goddamn medieval age.
#114 - fistpump (09/18/2014) [-]
this is irrelevant to what you just said, but i only just finished my first ever CIV5 game. It took me six FUCKING hours but the god-damn Iroquois finally bent their knees to my army of over twenty fucking artillery, but i did it!
as somebody who has clearly played enough to recognize the personalities of some of the leaders, perhaps you can tell me, am i doing something wrong by building armies of absolutely gratuitous proportions? i started with three catapults and about 7 spearmen when i first sieged Rome, and by the end of it, when i had finally destroyed each and every nation and city state except for two tiny green guys who were my bros to the very end, i had at least 25 artillery.
not even a single one fell during the destruction of that entire empire.
too much?
User avatar #115 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
-shrug- I perfer to dominate with production, create nearly every wonder, and skullfuck the entire earth with legions of XCOM troopers while the heathens play in the dirt.
User avatar #116 - fistpump (09/18/2014) [-]
ahh, i couldn't really grasp the concept of production. there are so many random numbers that i simply don't understand. i get that if you have high production then you can build things much faster, but how do you actually raise the value? mine just kinda raised itself without my input. i think it has something to do with how many civilians i have and how many production tiles i have in my cities?
as i was holding the entire planet to ransom i actually managed to build almost every wonder. the only people stopping me were the iroqouis. since i thought them a large threat i left them 'til last.
XCOM troopers? isn't XCOM a different game?
User avatar #118 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
Well. You just played your first game, and it takes a sec to catch onto the more intricate micro-management. If you click on the city, you can actually assign what tiles around the city you want worked for your population. If you try to get out some quick workers, like via the free one from the liberty tree, and then grab the mining tech quickly, you can thrown down a bunch of mines quick to up your production early-game. Then just build lots of production buildings in the future. And never use Great Engineers to 'rush' production on something. Just use him to throw down his tile improvement on top of one of your mines. there's no negative, and it boots production really well.
User avatar #119 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
And XCOM troopers are the endame infantry unit. XCOM was also made by Firaxis, so they put them in with the most recent expansion.
#113 - dudewitharake (09/18/2014) [-]
you forgot someone
User avatar #137 - azraelthemage (09/18/2014) [-]
Didn't they fix that in a patch though?
#64 - Civ V.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Miss Grotke Is A Feminist +34
#147 - sweatanus (09/18/2014) [-]
#101 - toadkillerdog (09/18/2014) [-]
They just had to get away from the superior culture and class of the Huns
User avatar #103 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
And the rich and prosperous Greek Empire
#108 - toadkillerdog (09/18/2014) [-]
you mean the Treacherous Cunt Empire? Just look at that smug asshole, pretty sure the douchecanoe would be all over the Jersey Shore in a few millenia.
User avatar #110 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
I know, right? He's constantly a little faggot in every single game I play, to the point that I eviscerate him before the goddamn medieval age.
#114 - fistpump (09/18/2014) [-]
this is irrelevant to what you just said, but i only just finished my first ever CIV5 game. It took me six FUCKING hours but the god-damn Iroquois finally bent their knees to my army of over twenty fucking artillery, but i did it!
as somebody who has clearly played enough to recognize the personalities of some of the leaders, perhaps you can tell me, am i doing something wrong by building armies of absolutely gratuitous proportions? i started with three catapults and about 7 spearmen when i first sieged Rome, and by the end of it, when i had finally destroyed each and every nation and city state except for two tiny green guys who were my bros to the very end, i had at least 25 artillery.
not even a single one fell during the destruction of that entire empire.
too much?
User avatar #115 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
-shrug- I perfer to dominate with production, create nearly every wonder, and skullfuck the entire earth with legions of XCOM troopers while the heathens play in the dirt.
User avatar #116 - fistpump (09/18/2014) [-]
ahh, i couldn't really grasp the concept of production. there are so many random numbers that i simply don't understand. i get that if you have high production then you can build things much faster, but how do you actually raise the value? mine just kinda raised itself without my input. i think it has something to do with how many civilians i have and how many production tiles i have in my cities?
as i was holding the entire planet to ransom i actually managed to build almost every wonder. the only people stopping me were the iroqouis. since i thought them a large threat i left them 'til last.
XCOM troopers? isn't XCOM a different game?
User avatar #118 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
Well. You just played your first game, and it takes a sec to catch onto the more intricate micro-management. If you click on the city, you can actually assign what tiles around the city you want worked for your population. If you try to get out some quick workers, like via the free one from the liberty tree, and then grab the mining tech quickly, you can thrown down a bunch of mines quick to up your production early-game. Then just build lots of production buildings in the future. And never use Great Engineers to 'rush' production on something. Just use him to throw down his tile improvement on top of one of your mines. there's no negative, and it boots production really well.
User avatar #119 - drunkenfist (09/18/2014) [-]
And XCOM troopers are the endame infantry unit. XCOM was also made by Firaxis, so they put them in with the most recent expansion.
#113 - dudewitharake (09/18/2014) [-]
you forgot someone
User avatar #137 - azraelthemage (09/18/2014) [-]
Didn't they fix that in a patch though?
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#16 - bulkheadshot (01/03/2014) [-]
I loooooooovveeee yooooouuuuuuuuuu <3
User avatar #17 to #16 - drunkenfist ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Bitch ass ***** !
#18 to #17 - bulkheadshot (01/06/2014) [-]
Don't be a hatter, hatter
#13 - lolikikolik (07/24/2012) [-]
i forgot to say, I love you!
i forgot to say, I love you!
User avatar #14 to #13 - drunkenfist ONLINE (07/24/2012) [-]
No problem at all, friend, it's what I do.
#5 - chrislafff ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
I would like to have the honor of being the first to post a pony-related pic/gif on your profile. Consider your pony pic virginity completely taken.
I would like to have the honor of being the first to post a pony-related pic/gif on your profile. Consider your pony pic virginity completely taken.
User avatar #6 to #5 - drunkenfist ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
Pillow talk?
#7 to #6 - chrislafff ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
You tell me.   
   
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You tell me.

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User avatar #8 to #7 - drunkenfist ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
Bow chicka wow, bow chika wow wa wow.
#9 to #8 - chrislafff ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
Have you by any chance gotten to see an episode yet?
Have you by any chance gotten to see an episode yet?
User avatar #10 to #9 - drunkenfist ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
I watched all the episodes, and started last summer around July.
#11 to #10 - chrislafff ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
Wow. You're way ahead of me. I'm relatively new to the thread as well, I joined the day after valentines day (because I was forever alone on valentines day, and other reasons) and well, they all lovingly accepted me just as we did with you! And now I'm part of the herd. I'm watching the series for the first time, and I'm up to the &quot;Babycakes&quot; episode right now.
Wow. You're way ahead of me. I'm relatively new to the thread as well, I joined the day after valentines day (because I was forever alone on valentines day, and other reasons) and well, they all lovingly accepted me just as we did with you! And now I'm part of the herd. I'm watching the series for the first time, and I'm up to the "Babycakes" episode right now.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - drunkenfist ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, I only really became active with commenting in the last few days. So I dont have many friends.
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User avatar #1 - Sneed (08/11/2010) [-]
First!
& Hellooo there. :D
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