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#33 - they were invented by a stoner, it's the perfect fire to light…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on lighters 0
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#39 - goobyman (07/28/2015) [-]
it says so right now you can use it to pack cigs/j's/pipes etc
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Girls only like assholes! 0
#9 - kingdaniel (07/27/2015) [-]
I haven't seen that one in a while.
#13 - i hate the fact that the figure doesn't do a ******* th… 07/27/2015 on Vault Boy 0
#20 - o'rly? I was literally to lazy to even think about t… 07/27/2015 on Sticking shit to the floor 0
#19 - or 10$ on this. 07/27/2015 on Sticking shit to the floor +11
#16 - or i just take the tape and save 240$ ~.~  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Sticking shit to the floor +6
#18 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
OR, LETS SPEND 500$ WORTH OF TOOLS AND MATERIAL AND DIY THIS SHIT.
#19 - drumandbass (07/27/2015) [-]
or 10$ on this.
#17 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
he used tape too
also pretty fucking sure a plastic piece of shit like that won't cost over 50£


stop living in a fantasy world in your mom's basement, ya home-parasite
#20 - drumandbass (07/27/2015) [-]
o'rly?

I was literally to lazy to even think about this shit.
And I'm actually at work ^^

what about you summer child?
#77 - Well, graphine is used to make blastproof rooms....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on If I had a penny 0
#78 - skelebones (07/26/2015) [-]
eh thats true but bullet =/= blast. in some cases the bullet does more damage than the blast. take for instance a 155 howitzer vs a 120 tank. the tank with the right shell has more penetration power than the howitzer. hell they have a tungsten core dart round specifically meant to punch thro armor without blowing up and its gone thro nearly a foot of steel plate.
get a big enuf bullet and anything is penetrable.
#61 - Have one of these. I don't say all of them are aggre… 07/26/2015 on Tarantula 0
#12 - I actually can't really make more mess since i don't need more… 07/26/2015 on Working at it's finest 0
#11 - true but the comeback is awesome 07/26/2015 on Working at it's finest 0
#10 - thanks, very atm it's pretty hot here 07/26/2015 on Working at it's finest 0
#9 - 2 PC's one for the client one for my company 07/26/2015 on Working at it's finest 0
#153 - told ya ^-^ i don't say it can't work but it's very,… 07/26/2015 on Hard break ups in a nutshell 0
#49 - >high density graphine is pretty much indestructible by for…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2015 on If I had a penny 0
#50 - skelebones (07/24/2015) [-]
Like i said get a big enough bullet or enough of them and nothing is bullet proof. Invent some kinetic force canceling energy shielding and then maybe.
#77 - drumandbass (07/26/2015) [-]
Well, graphine is used to make blastproof rooms....
#78 - skelebones (07/26/2015) [-]
eh thats true but bullet =/= blast. in some cases the bullet does more damage than the blast. take for instance a 155 howitzer vs a 120 tank. the tank with the right shell has more penetration power than the howitzer. hell they have a tungsten core dart round specifically meant to punch thro armor without blowing up and its gone thro nearly a foot of steel plate.
get a big enuf bullet and anything is penetrable.
#3 - nobody gives a **** about your ****** stolen jok… 07/24/2015 on (untitled) -1
#3 - Comment deleted 07/24/2015 on You can't stop 0
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Monster Hunter Help Read Desc. 0
#6 - cosmicswagmstr Comment deleted by drumandbass
#22 - >Try running while only breating through your nose. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Now pop it -5
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#23 - Devourer (07/24/2015) [-]
yes, because me not being a native english speaker means I don't get biology. right.
The only problem is i'm missing a couple words to explain properly.

An I understand exactly what you mean, but you won't accept anything that disagrees with your thoughts





And here you go, something that MIGHT convince you:

"It’s crucial to understand where these two worlds of the mouth and throat meet, because deep throating is an act of swallowing. The pharynx is the transition between your throat and the openings of both windpipe and esophagus. When you deep throat, your partner’s penis will travel this far. Swallowing elicits the response of closing off air to the lungs for a momentary passing of fluids or fuel. To swallow a stiff penis you’ll need to keep this in mind and time your breathing accordingly. If something lingers in your pharynx for a moment to long, or if the object is large and or hard, your body will intervene on your behalf and attempt to expel whatever is holding up the breathing by triggering your gag reflex. This is an involuntary response, meaning it is your body’s defense against choking.

A little farther back… your throat is about two inches wide at its entrance, a little less from front to back as it passes behind the larynx. It's somewhat bigger in diameter than the average penis. The entrance into your esophagus from your throat is only about one inch in diameter, so his penis won't go into your esophagus. This allows you to slide your mouth and throat down over a penis about seven to eight inches long and an inch and a half to two in diameter until your lips are pressed against his groin and have the head of it just pressing against the bottom of your throat. It makes a nice fit, your guy's penis will just about fill your mouth and throat, and you'll love the feeling of it filling you."
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#25 - flnonymousseven (07/24/2015) [-]
dude, just stop. He's KenM level trolling you.
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#71 - Devourer (07/25/2015) [-]
Oh, I just like troll-baiting mate
Feed them, and have some fun while you're at it.

And I was bored with nothing better to do. Besides, I got bored with him before ya told me. Thanks anyway. ;)
#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Feels -1
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#48 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
generalization it is then...
#20 - So you're telling me that deepthroats go into your esophagus? …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Now pop it -8
#44 - therealfell (07/24/2015) [-]
why must stupid people be so vocal
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#21 - Devourer (07/24/2015) [-]
and why do you think they need to go up for a breath after a while?

Besides, you're contradicting yourself, because she can't breathe whether the larynx shuts her <tubes>, or the dick that goes in there does.

And it wouldn't fit in there in the first place. maybe yours is so small she can still breathe, but then it isn't classified as deepthroating.
#22 - drumandbass (07/24/2015) [-]
>Try running while only breating through your nose.

>either, the word you don't understand is either.
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#23 - Devourer (07/24/2015) [-]
yes, because me not being a native english speaker means I don't get biology. right.
The only problem is i'm missing a couple words to explain properly.

An I understand exactly what you mean, but you won't accept anything that disagrees with your thoughts





And here you go, something that MIGHT convince you:

"It’s crucial to understand where these two worlds of the mouth and throat meet, because deep throating is an act of swallowing. The pharynx is the transition between your throat and the openings of both windpipe and esophagus. When you deep throat, your partner’s penis will travel this far. Swallowing elicits the response of closing off air to the lungs for a momentary passing of fluids or fuel. To swallow a stiff penis you’ll need to keep this in mind and time your breathing accordingly. If something lingers in your pharynx for a moment to long, or if the object is large and or hard, your body will intervene on your behalf and attempt to expel whatever is holding up the breathing by triggering your gag reflex. This is an involuntary response, meaning it is your body’s defense against choking.

A little farther back… your throat is about two inches wide at its entrance, a little less from front to back as it passes behind the larynx. It's somewhat bigger in diameter than the average penis. The entrance into your esophagus from your throat is only about one inch in diameter, so his penis won't go into your esophagus. This allows you to slide your mouth and throat down over a penis about seven to eight inches long and an inch and a half to two in diameter until your lips are pressed against his groin and have the head of it just pressing against the bottom of your throat. It makes a nice fit, your guy's penis will just about fill your mouth and throat, and you'll love the feeling of it filling you."
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#25 - flnonymousseven (07/24/2015) [-]
dude, just stop. He's KenM level trolling you.
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#71 - Devourer (07/25/2015) [-]
Oh, I just like troll-baiting mate
Feed them, and have some fun while you're at it.

And I was bored with nothing better to do. Besides, I got bored with him before ya told me. Thanks anyway. ;)
#45 - If you search for people who want to **** dressed as an…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Feels -1
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#46 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
im not sure if thats a generalization or a slippery slope but im quite sure that train of thought is faulty...
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#48 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
generalization it is then...
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on True natural Weight lose 0
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#43 - I don't mind animal movies, they are mostly great. Bu…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Feels +1
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#44 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
fucking animals is zoophilia...or beastiality.


most furries arent sexually attracted to animals..or even the inbetween humanoid looking animals..or furries as they are called...or something.
#45 - drumandbass (07/24/2015) [-]
If you search for people who want to fuck dressed as animals, or whack it to humanoid animals, you are indeed following the trait of bestiality since your inner wish is to coorpulate with animals, otherwise you wouldn't be attracted to that stuff.

Rule Number 1 of Psychology: Nothing happens without a reason
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#46 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
im not sure if thats a generalization or a slippery slope but im quite sure that train of thought is faulty...
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#48 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
generalization it is then...
#38 - Furries are a disgrace to menkind ...  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Feels +1
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#41 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
bernard and bianca,lion king,robin hood,donald duck,mickey mouse.

just to name few good furry movies/characters. all made by disney.


#43 - drumandbass (07/24/2015) [-]
I don't mind animal movies, they are mostly great.

But People who want to fuck animals and acting like they ARE animals? nah right in the trash with that shit.

and no, i don't have anything related saved on my pc's, upload via url ftw
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#44 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
fucking animals is zoophilia...or beastiality.


most furries arent sexually attracted to animals..or even the inbetween humanoid looking animals..or furries as they are called...or something.
#45 - drumandbass (07/24/2015) [-]
If you search for people who want to fuck dressed as animals, or whack it to humanoid animals, you are indeed following the trait of bestiality since your inner wish is to coorpulate with animals, otherwise you wouldn't be attracted to that stuff.

Rule Number 1 of Psychology: Nothing happens without a reason
User avatar
#46 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
im not sure if thats a generalization or a slippery slope but im quite sure that train of thought is faulty...
User avatar
#48 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
generalization it is then...
#33 - that sounds horrible ....  [+] (9 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Feels 0
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#34 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
i dont really mind the fact that they are making a movie with furries...i mean thats nothing new. and disney has made it work before.


just that...their entire launch trailer was "we have furries"


like...no plot,no action,no nothing. they literally just had a fox stand in front of a white background while a narrator proclaimed "this world is inhabited by furries"
#38 - drumandbass (07/24/2015) [-]
Furries are a disgrace to menkind ...
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#41 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
bernard and bianca,lion king,robin hood,donald duck,mickey mouse.

just to name few good furry movies/characters. all made by disney.


#43 - drumandbass (07/24/2015) [-]
I don't mind animal movies, they are mostly great.

But People who want to fuck animals and acting like they ARE animals? nah right in the trash with that shit.

and no, i don't have anything related saved on my pc's, upload via url ftw
User avatar
#44 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
fucking animals is zoophilia...or beastiality.


most furries arent sexually attracted to animals..or even the inbetween humanoid looking animals..or furries as they are called...or something.
#45 - drumandbass (07/24/2015) [-]
If you search for people who want to fuck dressed as animals, or whack it to humanoid animals, you are indeed following the trait of bestiality since your inner wish is to coorpulate with animals, otherwise you wouldn't be attracted to that stuff.

Rule Number 1 of Psychology: Nothing happens without a reason
User avatar
#46 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
im not sure if thats a generalization or a slippery slope but im quite sure that train of thought is faulty...
User avatar
#48 - angelious (07/24/2015) [-]
generalization it is then...

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User avatar #6 - immatakeaduty (01/05/2015) [-]
you ever get down on any Sasha or Digweed?

That's my **** from my youth kid.

And *********** Bad Boy Bill.
#8 to #6 - drumandbass ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
what shall I say except: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmCNvUyXNGE

they still throw one banger after another +-+
User avatar #1 - popnotes (10/26/2014) [-]
Jump up, neurofunk, jungle, what?
#2 to #1 - drumandbass ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
every bass music is my music... dark, hard and rough that's my music ;)
#3 to #2 - popnotes (11/04/2014) [-]
Neurofunk master race.
#4 to #3 - drumandbass ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
Yessir!
Neuro is just my all-time banger genre.
But never forget Darkstep (not the fagstep kind, the oldschool DnB Darkstep á la Spor, N.Phect, The Panacea,...) Crossbreed and so on *-*

Here's a nice mix /watch?v=G2IOcLiYH5o

User avatar #7 to #4 - immatakeaduty (01/05/2015) [-]
MOTHER ******* CROSSBREED.

I'll snap a pic once I get home, I do believe you will enjoy it.
#9 to #7 - drumandbass ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
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#5 to #4 - popnotes (11/05/2014) [-]
Oh please take me now
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