Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
Buy your amazon goods through FJ's link.
Just click this link and search for any product you want. FJ gets a commission on everything you buy.

drschoolar    

drschoolar Avatar Level 157 Comments: Faptastic
Offline
Send mail to drschoolar Block drschoolar Invite drschoolar to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/16/2011
Last Login:6/08/2012
Location:Nuvema Town
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 22 total,  110 ,  88
Comment Thumbs: 579 total,  874 ,  295
Content Level Progress: 44.06% (26/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 157 Comments: Faptastic → Level 158 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:0
Content Views:5254
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:637
FJ Points:1568
Herp Derp. N'uff said.

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

  • Views: 1728
    Thumbs Up 26 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +22
    Comments: 12
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 07/31/11
    LIKE A BOSS LIKE A BOSS
  • Views: 681
    Thumbs Up 27 Thumbs Down 13 Total: +14
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 06/11/11
    Do it! Do it!
  • Views: 5593
    Thumbs Up 16 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +13
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 03/31/11
    Cereal guy,you dumbass Cereal guy,you dumbass
  • Views: 717
    Thumbs Up 12 Thumbs Down 7 Total: +5
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 03/31/11
    Nice Nice
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

youtube videos

latest user's comments

#1437974 - YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! FINE BE SMUG! …  [+] (33 new replies) 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +4
User avatar #1438123 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, PROFESSOR OF STUDIES.
#1438071 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1438128 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
NOT VERY.
#1438184 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1438244 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
I DO NOT KNOW THAT FEEL VERY WELL. I DO NOT KNOW ANY FEEL, THOUGH, SO I ASSUME THAT IS A NORMAL THING TO FEEL.
#1438375 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1438454 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
NO.
I'M JUST A STRANGE, STRANGE MAN.
I SPEAK LIKE THIS BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY CAPITAL LETTERS LOOK,
THEY ALL LINE UP VERY NICELY AND UNIFORM.
AND I DON'T KNOW THAT FEEL BECAUSE I DON'T INTERACT SOCIALLY THAT OFTEN.
SO WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS LIKE SCHADENFREUDE AND COMPLEX INTERRELATIONSHIPS, I'M NO GOOD.
AT LEAST, THOSE ARE THE EXCUSES I'M GOING WITH.

01110101001000000110001101100001011011100111010000100000011100000111001001101111 01110110011001010010000001100001011011100111100101110100011010000110100101101110 01100111
#1438543 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1438585 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
010000110100100001000001010100100100110001000001010101000100000101001110
#1438609 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1438639 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
HEHE, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHAT I SAID IS ACTUALLY BINARY...
SERIOUSLY, TYPE IT INTO A TRANSLATOR, IT'S A GENUINE SENTENCE.

#1438687 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1438701 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
www.roubaixinteractive.com/...

NEVER ASSUME INTELLIGENCE, WHEN CHEATING IS A MUCH SIMPLER ANSWER.
#1438064 - lancelemur (01/06/2012) [-]
b-but....
User avatar #1438050 - doctordalek (01/06/2012) [-]
seems legit
User avatar #1438029 - dirigiblequixote (01/06/2012) [-]
Don't you dare.

Don't you fucking dare.
#1438173 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1438238 - dirigiblequixote (01/06/2012) [-]
. . . I see.

Thank you for telling me this, then.
User avatar #1438506 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
I AM SO SORRY I DID NOT TELL YOU SOONER.
I READ YOUR REPLY, AND DIDN'T THINK TO TELL YOU...
OH GOD, YOU GOT UPSET AND I COULD HAVE EASILY HELPED CURB IT.
DAMN IT.
I'M SORRY.

User avatar #1438587 - dirigiblequixote (01/06/2012) [-]
S'alright. It all worked out in the end.
#1438345 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1438465 - dirigiblequixote (01/06/2012) [-]
Yeah. Ever since that whole thing with that guy who faked his suicide as a social experiment, I've been even more inclined to believe suicide posts. You'd think the reverse would be true, but between that guy and all the other legitimate personal problems and suicide attempts we've had, I can't not take them seriously and manage to live with myself.
#1438602 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1438642 - dirigiblequixote (01/06/2012) [-]
And that's the thought that keeps you up at night.
#1438667 - smallhorses has deleted their comment.
#1438028 - destructioner (01/06/2012) [-]
#1438021 - blitzeddoom (01/06/2012) [-]
#1438016 - XAssassin (01/06/2012) [-]
Da Fuck?
User avatar #1438041 - azusa (01/06/2012) [-]
Oops replied to the wrong person LOL
#1438033 - azusa (01/06/2012) [-]
#1438011 - cptfox (01/06/2012) [-]
#1438004 - ritzrules (01/06/2012) [-]
this is not okay
let someone help you
#1437992 - learcticfox (01/06/2012) [-]
#1437918 - THERE IS PLENTY  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #1438007 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
CHILDREN ARE LINED UP IN A BARREN DESERT IN AFRICA.
THEY ARE CONFUSED, TEARS STREAMING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS IN THE DRY HEAT.
THEY ARE TOLD TO FACE THE GROUND, AND OUT OF FEAR, THEY COMPLY.
BULLETS TEAR THROUGH THEIR NECKS AND HEADS. THEY ARE DEAD IN MOMENTS.
THE PERPETRATORS OF THEIR DEMISE, AND THE INSTRUMENTS OF A FAR GREATER GENOCIDE,
ARE THEMSELVES CHILDREN.
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDREN KILL CHILDREN. ALL THE TIME.
THAT IS SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT.
THE NATURE OF HUMAN CARING AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS APPLICABLE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS NOT.

#1437782 - I MEANT ALL OF THEM! YOU KNOW YOU CANT REALLY GIVE ME THAT …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +3
User avatar #1437889 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
WHY TROLL OUT OF BOREDOM?
WHY NOT FAP, LIKE A WELL-ADJUSTED PERSON WOULD.

#1437728 - CORRECT!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #1437754 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
THEN THERE IS NOTHING TO SCREAM ABOUT.
User avatar #1437918 - drschoolar (01/06/2012) [-]
THERE IS PLENTY
User avatar #1438007 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
CHILDREN ARE LINED UP IN A BARREN DESERT IN AFRICA.
THEY ARE CONFUSED, TEARS STREAMING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS IN THE DRY HEAT.
THEY ARE TOLD TO FACE THE GROUND, AND OUT OF FEAR, THEY COMPLY.
BULLETS TEAR THROUGH THEIR NECKS AND HEADS. THEY ARE DEAD IN MOMENTS.
THE PERPETRATORS OF THEIR DEMISE, AND THE INSTRUMENTS OF A FAR GREATER GENOCIDE,
ARE THEMSELVES CHILDREN.
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDREN KILL CHILDREN. ALL THE TIME.
THAT IS SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT.
THE NATURE OF HUMAN CARING AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS APPLICABLE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS NOT.

#1437678 - no... NO! I'M NOT LEAVING TILL I GAIN REVENGE!!!  [+] (9 new replies) 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #1437702 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
And how do you plan on doing that?

Oh, and cool beans pinkieing everyone down, way to act mature
User avatar #1437760 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
[small]
HE'S JUST RATHER BORED AT THIS POINT IN TIME, AND WANTED ANGRY PEOPLE TO BE ANGRY WITH.
BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER BE MISERABLE THAN BORED.
NOT SURE WHY...
HE IS JUST MESSING AROUND.
THERE IS NO WEIGHT IN ANYTHING HE IS SAYING.
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THE WORDS HE SPEAKS.
AND IF HE DOES, HE IS PITEOUS.[small]
#1437783 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
...Okay then
User avatar #1437818 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
... I HOPE I DID NOT UPSET YOU FURTHER...
MY INTENT WAS TO LESSEN YOUR CONFUSION AND ANGER,
NOT AMPLIFY IT...

User avatar #1437841 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
I was never angry at this kid.
User avatar #1437860 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THAT HE IS OLDER THAN YOU.
User avatar #1437876 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
I wasn't talking about age, maturity
User avatar #1437921 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
SO YOU WERE USING KID IN A DEROGATORY SENSE?
YOU WANTED TO EXPRESS DISTASTE WITH HIM AND HIS ACTIONS.
THAT... THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE ANGER.

User avatar #1437929 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
Trust me, i'm not :P
#1437647 - A PICTURE OF A HUG OR THE WORD "HUG" IS NOT A REAL…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#1437901 - frozenfangs (01/06/2012) [-]
Alright dude.

We're just a group of people on the internet, the best we can offer is our thoughts, our words, and our pictures.
We really have nothing else to give.

You can't ask more, and you can't ask someone to notice every single person on the thread.
Do you know everyone?

Hey... You want to know something?
I'm not a real brony.
I'm just some guy chilling on the internet with a love for the gay community.
User avatar #1437665 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
WE CANNOT HUG ANYONE, THEN.
User avatar #1437728 - drschoolar (01/06/2012) [-]
CORRECT!
User avatar #1437754 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
THEN THERE IS NOTHING TO SCREAM ABOUT.
User avatar #1437918 - drschoolar (01/06/2012) [-]
THERE IS PLENTY
User avatar #1438007 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
CHILDREN ARE LINED UP IN A BARREN DESERT IN AFRICA.
THEY ARE CONFUSED, TEARS STREAMING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS IN THE DRY HEAT.
THEY ARE TOLD TO FACE THE GROUND, AND OUT OF FEAR, THEY COMPLY.
BULLETS TEAR THROUGH THEIR NECKS AND HEADS. THEY ARE DEAD IN MOMENTS.
THE PERPETRATORS OF THEIR DEMISE, AND THE INSTRUMENTS OF A FAR GREATER GENOCIDE,
ARE THEMSELVES CHILDREN.
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDREN KILL CHILDREN. ALL THE TIME.
THAT IS SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT.
THE NATURE OF HUMAN CARING AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS APPLICABLE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS NOT.

#1437585 - WOW. ******* WOW gay community…  [+] (46 new replies) 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +6
User avatar #1437718 - yourbestfriend (01/06/2012) [-]
Hating us does not accentuate your point. I never saw you ask for a hug. I'm also from thread one. A more effective tactic for gaining sympathy would be kindness.
#1437691 - destructioner (01/06/2012) [-]
#1437684 - shadowwulf (01/06/2012) [-]
#1437676 - Thevaultboy (01/06/2012) [-]
People aren't going to notice you if you're lurking all the time. You have to speak up, and show who you are.
#1437672 - cptfox (01/06/2012) [-]
#1437671 - trixiepinch (01/06/2012) [-]
I get little recognition even though I've been posting constantly since thread 2
Actually thread 5 is when I started...
#1437658 - lancelemur (01/06/2012) [-]
I just came on...
User avatar #1437643 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
Then leave
User avatar #1437678 - drschoolar (01/06/2012) [-]
no...NO!

I'M NOT LEAVING TILL I GAIN REVENGE!!!
User avatar #1437702 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
And how do you plan on doing that?

Oh, and cool beans pinkieing everyone down, way to act mature
User avatar #1437760 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
[small]
HE'S JUST RATHER BORED AT THIS POINT IN TIME, AND WANTED ANGRY PEOPLE TO BE ANGRY WITH.
BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER BE MISERABLE THAN BORED.
NOT SURE WHY...
HE IS JUST MESSING AROUND.
THERE IS NO WEIGHT IN ANYTHING HE IS SAYING.
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THE WORDS HE SPEAKS.
AND IF HE DOES, HE IS PITEOUS.[small]
#1437783 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
...Okay then
User avatar #1437818 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
... I HOPE I DID NOT UPSET YOU FURTHER...
MY INTENT WAS TO LESSEN YOUR CONFUSION AND ANGER,
NOT AMPLIFY IT...

User avatar #1437841 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
I was never angry at this kid.
User avatar #1437860 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THAT HE IS OLDER THAN YOU.
User avatar #1437876 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
I wasn't talking about age, maturity
User avatar #1437921 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
SO YOU WERE USING KID IN A DEROGATORY SENSE?
YOU WANTED TO EXPRESS DISTASTE WITH HIM AND HIS ACTIONS.
THAT... THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE ANGER.

User avatar #1437929 - shooptube (01/06/2012) [-]
Trust me, i'm not :P
User avatar #1437615 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT, OR WHO YOU ARE.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU ARE SCREAMING REALLY LOUDLY AND ERRATICALLY.
AND YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOP THAT.
THAT'S WHY PEOPLE IGNORE ME. BECAUSE I TYPE LIKE THIS.

User avatar #1437663 - XAssassin (01/06/2012) [-]
I didn't ignore you.
User avatar #1438068 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
ALTHOUGH I DO GREATLY APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT.
User avatar #1438218 - XAssassin (01/06/2012) [-]
Your welcome
User avatar #1437681 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
YES, BUT YOU ARE A MINORITY.
#1437616 - randomxman has deleted their comment.
#1437609 - sirizenhime (01/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #1437608 - blitzeddoom (01/06/2012) [-]
I wish I could give a response, but I am having a seizure.
#1437601 - frozenfangs (01/06/2012) [-]
#1437787 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
GAMZEE IS MY FAVORITE...
#1437823 - frozenfangs (01/06/2012) [-]
YeT yOu TyPe LiKe KaRkAt?

you're one strange motherfucker.
User avatar #1437847 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
I DID THIS BEFORE I STARTED READING HOMESTUCK, I JUST LIKE THE WAY LETTERS LOOK IN ALL CAPITALS.
LINED UP, IN NEAT LITTLE LINES.
UNIFORM.

#1437946 - frozenfangs (01/06/2012) [-]
Makes sense then.
Yes, I love gamzee too, plus he portrays my emotions quite well so he makes an awesome mascot.

Ever considered saying you have OCD? Things need to line up for you, everything needs to look straight and good.
User avatar #1438042 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
I HAVE. FOR REASONS BESIDES THE CAPSLOCK, LIKE HOW I HAVE TO IRON MY CLOTHES AND I TAKE 2 BATHS EVERY DAY.
IF I DO HAVE IT, IT'S UNDIAGNOSED AND VERY MINOR.
BUT THE CAPSLOCK, IT'S NOT REALLY A COMPULSION.
I CAN HONESTLY STOP TYPING LIKE THIS ANY TIME I WANT.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T TYPE LIKE THIS WHEN I IM WITH PEOPLE, THAT WOULD BE SILLY...

#1438154 - frozenfangs (01/06/2012) [-]
Do you think Drschoolar is busy typing out a response to what I said down there?

I'm a bit worried I may have typed or said something I wasn't supposed to.

You're last post to him was deep man, I liked it.

Don't worry about the caps lock thing, I don't mind, I can see how it would be a turn off for people to talk to you though, it's assumed you're shouting, at least the brain perceives it that way. The [small] Small effect works well though [small]
User avatar #1438232 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT,
AND IT WAS A VERY GOOD IDEA, IT SEEMS.
THE SMALL THING.
ALSO, DRSCHOOLAR HAS MADE ANOTHER POST CLAIMING HE IS COMMITING SUICIDE.
SO I DON'T THINK HE WILL REPLY TO YOU ANYTIME SOON.
OR ANYTIME AT ALL, DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT HE IS UNSTABLE ENOUGH TO GENUINELY TAKE HIS OWN LIFE.
HE SEEMS SINCERELY ANGRY, BUT NOT DEPRESSED, SO I DOUBT IT.

#1438291 - frozenfangs (01/06/2012) [-]
I don't think suicide while your angry is possible, is it?

Revenge tends to will you to live....
User avatar #1438366 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
IT HAS OCCURRED, BUT IT IS NOT A SANE ACTION.
PEOPLE DO NOT KILL THEMSELVES OUT OF ANGER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOME...
OTHER, SUBTLER REASONING BEHIND IT.
I CHOOSE TO THINK HE'S JUST BORED AND TROLLING, BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA THAT ANY SANE MAN CAN ACT THE WAY HE IS WHILE BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

#1437599 - XAssassin (01/06/2012) [-]
Hugs?
User avatar #1437647 - drschoolar (01/06/2012) [-]
A PICTURE OF A HUG OR THE WORD "HUG" IS NOT A REAL FUCKING HUG!!!!!!

GET THE GODDAMN PICTURE!!!!!
#1437901 - frozenfangs (01/06/2012) [-]
Alright dude.

We're just a group of people on the internet, the best we can offer is our thoughts, our words, and our pictures.
We really have nothing else to give.

You can't ask more, and you can't ask someone to notice every single person on the thread.
Do you know everyone?

Hey... You want to know something?
I'm not a real brony.
I'm just some guy chilling on the internet with a love for the gay community.
User avatar #1437665 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
WE CANNOT HUG ANYONE, THEN.
User avatar #1437728 - drschoolar (01/06/2012) [-]
CORRECT!
User avatar #1437754 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
THEN THERE IS NOTHING TO SCREAM ABOUT.
User avatar #1437918 - drschoolar (01/06/2012) [-]
THERE IS PLENTY
User avatar #1438007 - phalicrunesufer (01/06/2012) [-]
CHILDREN ARE LINED UP IN A BARREN DESERT IN AFRICA.
THEY ARE CONFUSED, TEARS STREAMING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS IN THE DRY HEAT.
THEY ARE TOLD TO FACE THE GROUND, AND OUT OF FEAR, THEY COMPLY.
BULLETS TEAR THROUGH THEIR NECKS AND HEADS. THEY ARE DEAD IN MOMENTS.
THE PERPETRATORS OF THEIR DEMISE, AND THE INSTRUMENTS OF A FAR GREATER GENOCIDE,
ARE THEMSELVES CHILDREN.
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDREN KILL CHILDREN. ALL THE TIME.
THAT IS SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT.
THE NATURE OF HUMAN CARING AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS APPLICABLE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS NOT.

#1437598 - chicomole (01/06/2012) [-]
k
#1437595 - knightguy (01/06/2012) [-]
#1437403 - now do i make a stand?! ATKEAST A ******* BAD …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#1437532 - minkmath has deleted their comment.
#1437496 - chicomole (01/06/2012) [-]
>ive been here since thread 1 as well
>ive never been known
>ive never cared for attention or anythin
> yet i dont complain
#1437437 - auluss has deleted their comment.
#1437431 - frozenfangs (01/06/2012) [-]
#1437394 - Picture 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread -1
#1437386 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2012 on FJ Pony Thread -1
#1437402 - trollando has deleted their comment.

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#17 - minkmath **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - ittroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #11 - drschoolar (11/27/2011) [-]
thank you!
 Friends (0)