HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, PROFESSOR OF STUDIES.

:c

Well, you happy? You keep whining about people not recognising you or giving you attention so you accuse everyone of being dicks and then fake a suicide message? Wow.
That's going to get you friends alright.

Inb4 "LOL HE'S TROLLING Ron Paul haterIT" I know. I just want to see how good his backpedalling/creativity skills are.

NOT VERY.

True, but it's a weird mix of Sadism and Schadenfreude watching someone backpedal. I feel sorry for them, but at the same time it's hilarious.

I DO NOT KNOW THAT FEEL VERY WELL. I DO NOT KNOW ANY FEEL, THOUGH, SO I ASSUME THAT IS A NORMAL THING TO FEEL.

I'm going to assume that you're a Robot or a Prosecutor?
Same thing.

NO.
I'M JUST A STRANGE, STRANGE MAN.
I SPEAK LIKE THIS BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY CAPITAL LETTERS LOOK,
THEY ALL LINE UP VERY NICELY AND UNIFORM.
AND I DON'T KNOW THAT FEEL BECAUSE I DON'T INTERACT SOCIALLY THAT OFTEN.
SO WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS LIKE SCHADENFREUDE AND COMPLEX INTERRELATIONSHIPS, I'M NO GOOD.
AT LEAST, THOSE ARE THE EXCUSES I'M GOING WITH.
01110101001000000110001101100001011011100111010000100000011100000111001001101111 01110110011001010010000001100001011011100111100101110100011010000110100101101110 01100111

Really? No way?
11000101000110011100010001010110010011001001001010101010000010010101010100001010 10100101010100111000010101010101001010100001000101110010100011100000101011001100 10100101001010001100101010010101100101010

At least that's most of what I remember from that night.

010000110100100001000001010100100100110001000001010101000100000101001110

Ah good times.

HEHE, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHAT I SAID IS ACTUALLY BINARY...
SERIOUSLY, TYPE IT INTO A TRANSLATOR, IT'S A GENUINE SENTENCE.

Not sure if Trolling

Or Mathematical genius

www.roubaixinteractive.com/...

NEVER ASSUME INTELLIGENCE, WHEN CHEATING IS A MUCH SIMPLER ANSWER.

b-but....

seems legit

Don't you dare.

Don't you fucking dare.

It's okay, he's not serious. He's been bitching about not getting any attention (because he was insulting everyone and wasn't nice to anyone) for a good week at least. This is just another weapon to employ in hopes for people to give him attention.

. . . I see.

Thank you for telling me this, then.

I AM SO SORRY I DID NOT TELL YOU SOONER.
I READ YOUR REPLY, AND DIDN'T THINK TO TELL YOU...
OH GOD, YOU GOT UPSET AND I COULD HAVE EASILY HELPED CURB IT.
DAMN IT.
I'M SORRY.

S'alright. It all worked out in the end.

You're more than welcome. I imagine you're someone who's dealt with suicide before or something of a similar nature and was worried this person was serious. I'm sorry on his behalf that you were manipulated emotionally like that if that is the case.

Yeah. Ever since that whole thing with that guy who faked his suicide as a social experiment, I've been even more inclined to believe suicide posts. You'd think the reverse would be true, but between that guy and all the other legitimate personal problems and suicide attempts we've had, I can't not take them seriously and manage to live with myself.

I understand bro. I'm in a similar spot. Three people have tried to kill themselves when I was with them (which says a lot about my social skills - reminiscent of the scene from Airplane). But in all seriousness, I have an Idea of what you're going through. You can easily pass it off as a fake, but in your mind you're still saying to yourself: "What if it was real though?"

And that's the thought that keeps you up at night.

Bingo.

Da Fuck?

Oops replied to the wrong person LOL

this is not okay
let someone help you

CHILDREN ARE LINED UP IN A BARREN DESERT IN AFRICA.
THEY ARE CONFUSED, TEARS STREAMING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS IN THE DRY HEAT.
THEY ARE TOLD TO FACE THE GROUND, AND OUT OF FEAR, THEY COMPLY.
BULLETS TEAR THROUGH THEIR NECKS AND HEADS. THEY ARE DEAD IN MOMENTS.
THE PERPETRATORS OF THEIR DEMISE, AND THE INSTRUMENTS OF A FAR GREATER GENOCIDE,
ARE THEMSELVES CHILDREN.
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDREN KILL CHILDREN. ALL THE TIME.
THAT IS SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT.
THE NATURE OF HUMAN CARING AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS APPLICABLE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS NOT.

WHY TROLL OUT OF BOREDOM?
WHY NOT FAP, LIKE A WELL-ADJUSTED PERSON WOULD.

THEN THERE IS NOTHING TO SCREAM ABOUT.

THERE IS PLENTY

CHILDREN ARE LINED UP IN A BARREN DESERT IN AFRICA.
THEY ARE CONFUSED, TEARS STREAMING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS IN THE DRY HEAT.
THEY ARE TOLD TO FACE THE GROUND, AND OUT OF FEAR, THEY COMPLY.
BULLETS TEAR THROUGH THEIR NECKS AND HEADS. THEY ARE DEAD IN MOMENTS.
THE PERPETRATORS OF THEIR DEMISE, AND THE INSTRUMENTS OF A FAR GREATER GENOCIDE,
ARE THEMSELVES CHILDREN.
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDREN KILL CHILDREN. ALL THE TIME.
THAT IS SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT.
THE NATURE OF HUMAN CARING AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS APPLICABLE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS NOT.

And how do you plan on doing that?

Oh, and cool beans pinkieing everyone down, way to act mature

[small]
HE'S JUST RATHER BORED AT THIS POINT IN TIME, AND WANTED ANGRY PEOPLE TO BE ANGRY WITH.
BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER BE MISERABLE THAN BORED.
NOT SURE WHY...
HE IS JUST MESSING AROUND.
THERE IS NO WEIGHT IN ANYTHING HE IS SAYING.
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THE WORDS HE SPEAKS.
AND IF HE DOES, HE IS PITEOUS.[small]

...Okay then

... I HOPE I DID NOT UPSET YOU FURTHER...
MY INTENT WAS TO LESSEN YOUR CONFUSION AND ANGER,
NOT AMPLIFY IT...

I was never angry at this kid.

THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THAT HE IS OLDER THAN YOU.

I wasn't talking about age, maturity

SO YOU WERE USING KID IN A DEROGATORY SENSE?
YOU WANTED TO EXPRESS DISTASTE WITH HIM AND HIS ACTIONS.
THAT... THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE ANGER.

Trust me, i'm not :P

Alright dude.

We're just a group of people on the internet, the best we can offer is our thoughts, our words, and our pictures.
We really have nothing else to give.

You can't ask more, and you can't ask someone to notice every single person on the thread.
Do you know everyone?

Hey... You want to know something?
I'm not a real brony.
I'm just some guy chilling on the internet with a love for the gay community.

WE CANNOT HUG ANYONE, THEN.

CORRECT!

THEN THERE IS NOTHING TO SCREAM ABOUT.

THERE IS PLENTY

CHILDREN ARE LINED UP IN A BARREN DESERT IN AFRICA.
THEY ARE CONFUSED, TEARS STREAMING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS IN THE DRY HEAT.
THEY ARE TOLD TO FACE THE GROUND, AND OUT OF FEAR, THEY COMPLY.
BULLETS TEAR THROUGH THEIR NECKS AND HEADS. THEY ARE DEAD IN MOMENTS.
THE PERPETRATORS OF THEIR DEMISE, AND THE INSTRUMENTS OF A FAR GREATER GENOCIDE,
ARE THEMSELVES CHILDREN.
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDREN KILL CHILDREN. ALL THE TIME.
THAT IS SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT.
THE NATURE OF HUMAN CARING AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS APPLICABLE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS NOT.

Hating us does not accentuate your point. I never saw you ask for a hug. I'm also from thread one. A more effective tactic for gaining sympathy would be kindness.

People aren't going to notice you if you're lurking all the time. You have to speak up, and show who you are.

I get little recognition even though I've been posting constantly since thread 2
Actually thread 5 is when I started...

I just came on...

Then leave

no...NO!

I'M NOT LEAVING TILL I GAIN REVENGE!!!

And how do you plan on doing that?

Oh, and cool beans pinkieing everyone down, way to act mature

[small]
HE'S JUST RATHER BORED AT THIS POINT IN TIME, AND WANTED ANGRY PEOPLE TO BE ANGRY WITH.
BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER BE MISERABLE THAN BORED.
NOT SURE WHY...
HE IS JUST MESSING AROUND.
THERE IS NO WEIGHT IN ANYTHING HE IS SAYING.
HE DOESN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THE WORDS HE SPEAKS.
AND IF HE DOES, HE IS PITEOUS.[small]

...Okay then

... I HOPE I DID NOT UPSET YOU FURTHER...
MY INTENT WAS TO LESSEN YOUR CONFUSION AND ANGER,
NOT AMPLIFY IT...

I was never angry at this kid.

THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THAT HE IS OLDER THAN YOU.

I wasn't talking about age, maturity

SO YOU WERE USING KID IN A DEROGATORY SENSE?
YOU WANTED TO EXPRESS DISTASTE WITH HIM AND HIS ACTIONS.
THAT... THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE ANGER.

Trust me, i'm not :P

I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT, OR WHO YOU ARE.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU ARE SCREAMING REALLY LOUDLY AND ERRATICALLY.
AND YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOP THAT.
THAT'S WHY PEOPLE IGNORE ME. BECAUSE I TYPE LIKE THIS.

I didn't ignore you.

ALTHOUGH I DO GREATLY APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT.

Your welcome

YES, BUT YOU ARE A MINORITY.

calm down bro

I wish I could give a response, but I am having a seizure.

GAMZEE IS MY FAVORITE...

YeT yOu TyPe LiKe KaRkAt?

you're one strange motherfucker.

I DID THIS BEFORE I STARTED READING HOMESTUCK, I JUST LIKE THE WAY LETTERS LOOK IN ALL CAPITALS.
LINED UP, IN NEAT LITTLE LINES.
UNIFORM.

Makes sense then.
Yes, I love gamzee too, plus he portrays my emotions quite well so he makes an awesome mascot.

Ever considered saying you have OCD? Things need to line up for you, everything needs to look straight and good.

I HAVE. FOR REASONS BESIDES THE CAPSLOCK, LIKE HOW I HAVE TO IRON MY CLOTHES AND I TAKE 2 BATHS EVERY DAY.
IF I DO HAVE IT, IT'S UNDIAGNOSED AND VERY MINOR.
BUT THE CAPSLOCK, IT'S NOT REALLY A COMPULSION.
I CAN HONESTLY STOP TYPING LIKE THIS ANY TIME I WANT.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T TYPE LIKE THIS WHEN I IM WITH PEOPLE, THAT WOULD BE SILLY...

Do you think Drschoolar is busy typing out a response to what I said down there?

I'm a bit worried I may have typed or said something I wasn't supposed to.

You're last post to him was deep man, I liked it.

Don't worry about the caps lock thing, I don't mind, I can see how it would be a turn off for people to talk to you though, it's assumed you're shouting, at least the brain perceives it that way. The [small] Small effect works well though [small]

THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT,
AND IT WAS A VERY GOOD IDEA, IT SEEMS.
THE SMALL THING.
ALSO, DRSCHOOLAR HAS MADE ANOTHER POST CLAIMING HE IS COMMITING SUICIDE.
SO I DON'T THINK HE WILL REPLY TO YOU ANYTIME SOON.
OR ANYTIME AT ALL, DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT HE IS UNSTABLE ENOUGH TO GENUINELY TAKE HIS OWN LIFE.
HE SEEMS SINCERELY ANGRY, BUT NOT DEPRESSED, SO I DOUBT IT.

I don't think suicide while your angry is possible, is it?

Revenge tends to will you to live....

IT HAS OCCURRED, BUT IT IS NOT A SANE ACTION.
PEOPLE DO NOT KILL THEMSELVES OUT OF ANGER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOME...
OTHER, SUBTLER REASONING BEHIND IT.
I CHOOSE TO THINK HE'S JUST BORED AND TROLLING, BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA THAT ANY SANE MAN CAN ACT THE WAY HE IS WHILE BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

Hugs?

A PICTURE OF A HUG OR THE WORD "HUG" IS NOT A REAL FUCKING HUG!!!!!!

GET THE GODDAMN PICTURE!!!!!

Alright dude.

We're just a group of people on the internet, the best we can offer is our thoughts, our words, and our pictures.
We really have nothing else to give.

You can't ask more, and you can't ask someone to notice every single person on the thread.
Do you know everyone?

Hey... You want to know something?
I'm not a real brony.
I'm just some guy chilling on the internet with a love for the gay community.

WE CANNOT HUG ANYONE, THEN.

CORRECT!

THEN THERE IS NOTHING TO SCREAM ABOUT.

THERE IS PLENTY

CHILDREN ARE LINED UP IN A BARREN DESERT IN AFRICA.
THEY ARE CONFUSED, TEARS STREAMING DOWN THEIR CHEEKS IN THE DRY HEAT.
THEY ARE TOLD TO FACE THE GROUND, AND OUT OF FEAR, THEY COMPLY.
BULLETS TEAR THROUGH THEIR NECKS AND HEADS. THEY ARE DEAD IN MOMENTS.
THE PERPETRATORS OF THEIR DEMISE, AND THE INSTRUMENTS OF A FAR GREATER GENOCIDE,
ARE THEMSELVES CHILDREN.
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDREN KILL CHILDREN. ALL THE TIME.
THAT IS SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT.
THE NATURE OF HUMAN CARING AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS APPLICABLE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET IS NOT.

k

You're a mad little bunny aren't you?

>ive been here since thread 1 as well
>ive never been known
>ive never cared for attention or anythin
> yet i dont complain

Hey, Ive been in the thread as long as you, and I am noticed JUST AS MUCH.

Do you think I care? FUCK NO.

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