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Date Signed Up:8/16/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Holland
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    Noivern's pre evolution Noivern's pre evolution
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    [ X / Y SPOILERS] list of all new poke's [ X / Y SPOILERS] list of all...
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    Tent bait. Tent bait.
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#17 - her ass is the bomb. 12/19/2014 on Kissing ass +8
#75 - i dont remember correctly but someone not from the netherlands… 12/19/2014 on Culture!!! 0
#48 - 50 shades of grey. do it. 12/19/2014 on wut i read? 0
#16 - So canada can keep clubbing seals since its their culture …  [+] (36 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Culture!!! +82
#145 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
dude you just went there....
User avatar #128 - winstonsexton (12/19/2014) [-]
If you aint Dutch you aint much
#86 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
Yes because people yell at the Dutch over their blackface santa more than the Canadians get yelled at over clubbing baby seals.

I mean, I'm sure that one episode of the Office that one time must have really stung.
User avatar #67 - bamsebjornen (12/19/2014) [-]
clubbing adult male seals to contain population who otherwise would explode and eat and destroy all fishing nets, its a necessity, not something that they enjoy, like the japanfags and their ¨scientific whaling¨
User avatar #85 - hydraetis (12/19/2014) [-]
They weren't adult seals tho
#65 - kirkenseth (12/19/2014) [-]
because white canadian don't really concider this part of their culture, it's more a native thing if you wanna talk culturally... the reason non native american canadian are in favor of seal clubbing is because it's a big industry and creates a ton of jobs
User avatar #58 - kikx (12/19/2014) [-]
Banned it? St. Nick? Why for? Hell, we celebrate him where I live
User avatar #75 - drperzik (12/19/2014) [-]
i dont remember correctly but someone not from the netherlands found it extremely racists to black people and started to take action against it.
and some idiots in my country agree with it, so they are still fighting against it (mostly because of the ''zwarte pieten'')
User avatar #37 - meganinja (12/19/2014) [-]
Probably because the EU has no jurisdiction over Canada.
User avatar #27 - defeats (12/19/2014) [-]
Are you saying Canada needs more Muslims to make it fair?
If we Muslimify them then I supان الامور بيئة نظام التشغيل حتى يكون
وسوف نأتي الحرام إلى كندا

ألوها سناكبار!!!!!!!
User avatar #142 - captchakid (12/19/2014) [-]
lol snackbar. I kek'd.
#26 - frostbeard (12/19/2014) [-]
holy shit we still have that here, can't believe they would ever ban that, whats wrong with people?
User avatar #24 - brobafett (12/19/2014) [-]
>Europe
>Keeping their history and culture

ليس على ساعتي
User avatar #150 - TarnRazor (12/19/2014) [-]
I love how the translation literally says "Not on (literally as if something is on something else) watch (time telling device).
#143 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
At least Europe had a history, unlike some upstarts coughusacough
User avatar #136 - dasbrot (12/19/2014) [-]
Aloha snackbar.
#95 - hongkonglongdong (12/19/2014) [-]
>Implying European culture isn't just re-skinned Roman culture which is just re-skinned Greek culture which is just re-skinned Persian culture
>Implying Middle-Eastern cultures aren't just re-skinned Persian and Byzantine cultures (which is just re-skinned Greek culture), making them related to European culture
>Implying Europe didn't steal the Middle East's culture during the Crusades

Nigga, we don't have any culture.
#159 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
You herped and derped excellently my friend. Based on your glorious level of intelligence I would assume that you also think that sun is powered by magnets and is a re-skinned flashlight. You assume that cultures that existed at the same times as numerous other cultures are apparently "re-skinnings" of another.

The only thing the crusades did for European culture is by improving our lifestyle as the plundering in the east meant more money for the west.

We were not affected by the lust of yoinking culture until a couple hundred years later when we had stopped burning them at the stake for the discovery of new "blasphemous" traditions. Assuming that the crusades would mean affecting our culture strongly is as ridiculous as assuming that a bully who flips a innocent bystander and shakes him for all his cash to fall out would at the end of the day have a new outlook at life.
#161 - hongkonglongdong (12/19/2014) [-]
"I don't know what an exaggeration to make a point is"

"Herp Derp Europeans were zealous barbarians"
I bet you call the medieval period the dark ages.
#83 - rayeslegend (12/19/2014) [-]
The arabic translation literally translated it into "Not on my watch" and by watch, they gave you the arabic word for.. well.. a watch.
User avatar #98 - jibb (12/19/2014) [-]
Nope.
Watch as in a period of time in working.

It translated correctly to Norwegian, like not the clock-meaning of the word.

unless you're arabic though
User avatar #130 - rayeslegend (12/19/2014) [-]
I am, don't tell anyone where i hid the explosives
#170 - jibb (12/20/2014) [-]
in my mind?
#53 - kacem (12/19/2014) [-]
the good thing about america is that nig nog are part of their culture for 200 years now , so its not a cultural problem if they swarm everywhere in usa
#82 - galiogolem (12/19/2014) [-]
the thing with murica is that it became independent a few minutes ago, no culture to loose, plus globalization, no possibility of creating culture since they are swarmed by the east and europe.
#40 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
>Murica
>Having any culture
Que?
#66 - mayoroftownsville (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, if only there was a long and unique literary, film, musical, and painting tradition here. Boy, what a world that would be.
#84 - galiogolem (12/19/2014) [-]
You cannot sincerely compare europe, even less the east, to what? 400 ish years of culture? come on, to millenary cultures?
#93 - mayoroftownsville (12/19/2014) [-]
We have a film tradition dating back longer than any other except France's, and more music has been produced in America since the advent of recorded sound than has been in the entire existence of most other countries. As for literature, any avid reader knows than America is a hotbed of top quality work in that area. "The Scarlet Letter," "Catch 22," "Of Mice and Men," "In Cold Blood," "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," "Moby fucking Dick," need I go on? Because there are hundreds of titles as recognizable and critically acclaimed as those. I didn't even mention anything by Twain, Faulkner or Hemingway.
#146 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
calm down, hitler. no need to get your panties in a bunch.
#147 - mayoroftownsville (12/19/2014) [-]
Said the guy who is calling me Hitler for recognizing that my country has numerous cultural achievements.
User avatar #92 - GAC (12/19/2014) [-]
238 years to be precise THANK YOU
#102 - battletechmech (12/19/2014) [-]
We technically date our culture back to the plymouth colony and the puritans, which is ya know, the 1600s
#138 - rollfourexplain (12/19/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,744**

Even then America just adopts whatever culture it pleases. Dare I say better than Europe? We have an enormous variety of things that come from all over the world.

Melting Pot  vs  Mixed Salad
#77 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
Long? Lol
User avatar #43 - brobafett (12/19/2014) [-]
You can do better than that anon. Come on now.
#138402 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
User avatar #138403 - shibe (12/18/2014) [-]
fucking asians man
#112 - well it doesnt make it easier to use but why not make a '' Car… 12/18/2014 on Make FJ easier to use +1
#15 - I think my sink is clogged..  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on This sink +435
User avatar #110 - alphagex (12/19/2014) [-]
Did you tried plugin it in and out?
#85 - icelandicjesus (12/19/2014) [-]
AYE, IT BE CLEGGED ALREIGHT!
#56 - madcoww (12/18/2014) [-]
Mine has a leek
#122 - dsgbiohazard (12/19/2014) [-]
That one's better than the one you replied too.
#26 - whysoseven (12/18/2014) [-]
I enjoyed that a lot more than I should have
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Electronic (sh)Arts +15
#26 - bringmesolo (12/18/2014) [-]
#13 - Brings ''Give me your O-face'' to a whole diffrent level 12/18/2014 on Ban Hammer is comming after... 0
#30 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Making bacon pancakes +34
#39 - bluelightbebop (12/18/2014) [-]
I didn't laugh until i sang it.
#37 - volero (12/18/2014) [-]
Fuck.

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User avatar #4 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
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User avatar #5 to #4 - drperzik (08/06/2013) [-]
well *********** stole all my old items it seems.
User avatar #6 to #5 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
Ye they were reset :c
User avatar #7 to #6 - drperzik (08/06/2013) [-]
:/ lame , all that work for nothing.
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