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Date Signed Up:8/21/2013
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#108 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
dont try to save yourself from that retarded ass comment
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#71 - broswagonist (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't think that guy's the president.
#72 - dross (8 hours ago) [-]
The president didn't reply.
#108 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
dont try to save yourself from that retarded ass comment
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#78 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
Also fuck sake i thought that'd be neg thumbed to shit so i pussied out and went anon, shame on me.
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User avatar #3 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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**** you
#1 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #10 - cunninglinguist (08/25/2014) [-]
With regards to your comment about why no one would date you -

I do not see anything wrong with not wanting to go outside. I'd rather stay at home than go to any sort of social gathering as well. You're cool on my book.

User avatar #11 to #10 - dross (08/25/2014) [-]
Haha fair play, that's one thing at least then. I'm pretty much at the point where it's not so much the general 'young guy on the internet who likes games and is a virgin' but more the '28 year-old guy with no life prospects' kind of category... I think I enjoyed it more when I was an awkward teenager.
User avatar #12 to #11 - cunninglinguist (08/25/2014) [-]
I know what you mean, I used to think it was justifiable a few years ago, since I was young, and I didn't care, blah blah. Now I'm faced with responsibilities and I feel like I shouldn't have taken advantage of all those years. I'm turning 22 in roughly 2 weeks time, and I find myself going through an existential crisis before I go to bed every night.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dross (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeah I know exactly what you mean. Laying awake staring at the ceiling is probably the most destructive thing of all. I feel ill quite a lot of the time but I still feel bad since I'm pretty much fine apart from that one thing, like I could have a more serious illness. 22 is still young though! I mean 28 is technically just getting stuck in a rut I spose is pretty timeless. Thanks for replying by the way.
User avatar #14 to #13 - cunninglinguist (08/25/2014) [-]
28 is fine, it all comes down to what you've done. Some would say they've lived at the age of 25, but a lot would say the important things didn't come crashing in until their 30's. So hang in there, dross. xxx
User avatar #15 to #14 - dross (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I did recently find out I've got pretty much a photographic memory for electronics and mechanics, which is good. If I could make money out of it, it would be better. Thanks anyway, really cheered me up. I'm Lee by the way.
User avatar #17 to #15 - cunninglinguist (08/25/2014) [-]

I'll be turning off my computer now, by the way. So If you'd like to message me further, you could message me there
User avatar #18 to #17 - dross (08/25/2014) [-]
Cheers I followed you on facebook anyways, talk to you later
User avatar #16 to #15 - cunninglinguist (08/25/2014) [-]
That's amazing, I am utter crap at anything electronic. And no worries at all, I'm just glad I got to cheer you up a bit despite being a complete stranger. That's a nice name!
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User avatar #8 to #7 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
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