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#50 - ty 07/04/2014 on Never gonna catch me 0
#40 - Real funny, how about you make yourself useful and give us a y…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Never gonna catch me +2
User avatar #45 - leonhardt (07/04/2014) [-]
Since you asked so nicely, I got it stickied for you.
User avatar #41 - leonhardt (07/04/2014) [-]
2/10 made me reply
#42 - Why is Seseme steert uncut?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) +11
User avatar #46 - theugandanhero (07/04/2014) [-]
Because it wasn't circumcised just then
Hoped that helped
#49 - spceinvdr (07/04/2014) [-]
I laughed way too hard at that
#67 - Can someone please back trace this and tell me what this pictu… 07/03/2014 on 1.00$ is enough +2
#51 - She's shared some nudes everywhere...She's a pornstar..  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on jesus +4
#178 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
its a fake account
#50 - She's a ******* porn star... Her name is Dani Daniels... 07/03/2014 on jesus +3
#30 - Tyler the Masturbatur 07/03/2014 on FUSk RO DAAH! +1
#4183 - **drizztrocks rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#63 - Why did you make him smile? 07/02/2014 on A song of get and rekt +3
#119 - My wife says she wants to go somewhere she's never been before… 06/29/2014 on Watch admin roll +1
#73 - I don't get it, this guy's great. He makes me ******* … 06/29/2014 on I sure love this new feature +2
#43 - Thats Bryan Durel, he's originally from Louisana, but moved to… 06/29/2014 on 莊子 0
#42 - I'm so tired I thought the photo blinked and looked at me. 06/29/2014 on 莊子 +1
#42 - Stop. Please Stop Bryan Durel. Just Stop. 06/28/2014 on free colored text 0
#48 - You know Bryan Durel, I love you. 06/28/2014 on Watch admin roll +1
#30 - Anyone just get weirded out by this sometimes? Like maybe he j… 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here -1
#1702 - But...but I always thought it was the other way around, he ado…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
User avatar #1718 - klina (06/28/2014) [-]
Look dude, from my experience, having that happen (him confessing) isn't gonna hurt your relationship much if you're willing to look past it. If he's really into you, he's been like that for a while, and if he does in fact confess, he'd have already went through with what he would do in both situations where you return his feelings or deny them. He'll be chill whatever you pick.

If he confesses to you, if you confess to him, then it's a different story, I don't even know if the guys actually likes you like that.

But fuck, what do I know, I don't even know if my friend is like that, he's a weird ass mofo and he's the only person that I could never read what he's thinking.

Ah well, such is life.
#1694 - Please expand, I'd like to hear more about this. 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
#1693 - Isaac?!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
#1698 - klina (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not your friend that you want to fuck.
#1702 - drizztrocks (06/28/2014) [-]
But...but I always thought it was the other way around, he adores me and I fear one day he'll confess he wants to plow my ass.
User avatar #1718 - klina (06/28/2014) [-]
Look dude, from my experience, having that happen (him confessing) isn't gonna hurt your relationship much if you're willing to look past it. If he's really into you, he's been like that for a while, and if he does in fact confess, he'd have already went through with what he would do in both situations where you return his feelings or deny them. He'll be chill whatever you pick.

If he confesses to you, if you confess to him, then it's a different story, I don't even know if the guys actually likes you like that.

But fuck, what do I know, I don't even know if my friend is like that, he's a weird ass mofo and he's the only person that I could never read what he's thinking.

Ah well, such is life.
#1690 - Similar thing happened to me. >Be me, child >Go… 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
#1659 - Issac?!  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
#1691 - klina (06/28/2014) [-]
nyet
#1693 - drizztrocks (06/28/2014) [-]
Isaac?!
#1698 - klina (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not your friend that you want to fuck.
#1702 - drizztrocks (06/28/2014) [-]
But...but I always thought it was the other way around, he adores me and I fear one day he'll confess he wants to plow my ass.
User avatar #1718 - klina (06/28/2014) [-]
Look dude, from my experience, having that happen (him confessing) isn't gonna hurt your relationship much if you're willing to look past it. If he's really into you, he's been like that for a while, and if he does in fact confess, he'd have already went through with what he would do in both situations where you return his feelings or deny them. He'll be chill whatever you pick.

If he confesses to you, if you confess to him, then it's a different story, I don't even know if the guys actually likes you like that.

But fuck, what do I know, I don't even know if my friend is like that, he's a weird ass mofo and he's the only person that I could never read what he's thinking.

Ah well, such is life.
#143 - Yeah, And you have to send people to pick up payments, create … 06/28/2014 on Video Games They Should Make 0
#129 - Yeah or just make a game where you can run a MAFIA! CONTROL TH…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Video Games They Should Make +1
User avatar #140 - spidahridah (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. That'd be awesome. Kinda like the Godfather except you're in charge.
#143 - drizztrocks (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, And you have to send people to pick up payments, create rackets through verbal interactions, and maybe even start out at the bottom and work your way up, a lot less cartoony and action packed than God Father, and based on strategical moves like whacking certain guys and having reprecussions.
#138 - For me, what makes me believe is the fact that just about ever… 06/27/2014 on Making waffles 0
#78 - I gotta agree with this. 06/27/2014 on I like The Oatmeal +4
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#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#13 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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