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drizztrocks

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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:4/24/2015
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#75 - I get that we all hate feminists, and what they did was wrong.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on ShirtShaming -5
#81 - lxxlxxxlxxl (11/17/2014) [-]
This post was made more as a joke towards the hypocritical SJWs who earlier would have argued that people should not be judged on what they wear, see slut shaming or dont blame the victim, but then over shadow a mans arguably biggest accomplishment because they dont like his shirt and then paint it as his fault. The sign though not perfect for the context is taken from a meme based on this issue, and I wasn't trying to claim he actually felt that way.
#88 - Can I see your tits 11/16/2014 on Fuck those femicunts -2
#34 - What. does it have some kind of chip in it? There's obviously …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on the_floor_is_lava 0
User avatar #35 - mrturferpop (11/14/2014) [-]
The lines are just close.
They drew the hill of her foot way too close to her left shin.
#32 - Look in the circle.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on the_floor_is_lava -13
User avatar #38 - guanyu (11/14/2014) [-]
I think that's just her other ass cheek.
User avatar #33 - mrturferpop (11/14/2014) [-]
It's the wall behind her.
#34 - drizztrocks (11/14/2014) [-]
What. does it have some kind of chip in it? There's obviously wall there, but before it gets to the area I circled, there's a line separating the wall from what ever that is. Therefore it must be something.
User avatar #35 - mrturferpop (11/14/2014) [-]
The lines are just close.
They drew the hill of her foot way too close to her left shin.
#29 - Is it just me or does anyone else see a bit of hair inbetween … 11/14/2014 on the_floor_is_lava 0
#3978 - **drizztrocks rolls 473,582,016** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#155 - Anger 11/14/2014 on Louis ck 0
#16 - Jim Carrey believes Vaccines cause autism. 11/13/2014 on Glorious -1
#93 - Robin Deadlliams  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Louis ck -2
#142 - shareacokewith (11/13/2014) [-]
Go sit in a fucking corner and think about how shit your joke was. Deadlliams doesn't even make sense, his last name was Williams. Wi is not synonymous with life, live, alive, or any other opposite of the word dead.

Go fucking an hero you oxygen thieving failed abortion.
#155 - drizztrocks (11/14/2014) [-]
Anger
#527 - Yeah also, 15 year old's are told their entire life NOT to do …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. -2
User avatar #784 - whatugawkinat (11/12/2014) [-]
Ever consider the reason people do things to begin with? You and I both have been in this boat, kids are curious creatures and we have all wondered WHY and WHY NOT we are told the things we are. "Don't do this, don't do that" "Because I said so"...etc. are the very foundation for kids doing illegal and wrong things. We're told from day one not to do shit, and when we see others doing it, we question why we were told no...thus being the curious shits we are, do it. Saying "Don't do drugs because they're bad" and "Don't do such and such because you'll get in trouble" does little to give anyone a reason to avoid things that seem fun and exciting...but neglecting to mention details described in this post and mentioning exactly why certain things are not to be done is the key to this issue. Parents are to blame just as much as the kids. Far too many parents just assume that all they have to do is tell their kids "No!" and expect them to magically get it and solemnly swear to never do anything wrong...parents should put just as much effort onto being a damn parent as they insist their children put into being a good adult.
#56 - Hey bb, if you want I have a skype and we play a thing called …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #67 - daringdestiny (11/16/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, I'll think about it
#23 - If you ever plan on watching Naruto, take a look at Gai, and R… 11/08/2014 on (untitled) +1
#91 - I actually liked the extortion quests from the thieves guild, … 11/08/2014 on Oblivion VS Skyrim +2
#82 - Another thing to remember here is in some states, if someone i… 11/08/2014 on Gotta luv karma 0
#10 - I'll probably check it out. I've found myself watching movies …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on The Young Turks: Chapter 1 0
User avatar #11 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
Cool beans.
#8 - I need to watch that **** , it's a Mob Movie? Just when …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on The Young Turks: Chapter 1 0
User avatar #9 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
No, but it's a pretty fucking great movie. I think it was made by the same dudes that made No Country for Old Men.

#10 - drizztrocks (11/04/2014) [-]
I'll probably check it out. I've found myself watching movies more and more lately.
User avatar #11 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
Cool beans.
#6 - Idk what Fargo is.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2014 on The Young Turks: Chapter 1 0
User avatar #7 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
It's a movie. Starts off pretty similar to this.
#8 - drizztrocks (11/04/2014) [-]
I need to watch that shit, it's a Mob Movie? Just when you think you've seen them all...
User avatar #9 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
No, but it's a pretty fucking great movie. I think it was made by the same dudes that made No Country for Old Men.

#10 - drizztrocks (11/04/2014) [-]
I'll probably check it out. I've found myself watching movies more and more lately.
User avatar #11 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
Cool beans.
#4 - It is the Faygo.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/04/2014 on The Young Turks: Chapter 1 0
User avatar #5 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
So it IS suppose to be like Fargo?
#6 - drizztrocks (11/04/2014) [-]
Idk what Fargo is.
User avatar #7 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
It's a movie. Starts off pretty similar to this.
#8 - drizztrocks (11/04/2014) [-]
I need to watch that shit, it's a Mob Movie? Just when you think you've seen them all...
User avatar #9 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
No, but it's a pretty fucking great movie. I think it was made by the same dudes that made No Country for Old Men.

#10 - drizztrocks (11/04/2014) [-]
I'll probably check it out. I've found myself watching movies more and more lately.
User avatar #11 - sexyhimself (11/04/2014) [-]
Cool beans.
#2 - Because I can't draw. 11/03/2014 on The Young Turks: Chapter 1 0
#132 - Das the joke. 11/03/2014 on halloween costumes +1
#112 - Mission accomplished. 11/03/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 20/32 +2
#102 - >Have internet friends I talk to every day >One is b…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 20/32 +4
User avatar #110 - TITTYFISH (11/03/2014) [-]
"you blacked out"

It's 1:29 am over here and I probably just woke my whole house up from the laughter
#112 - drizztrocks (11/03/2014) [-]
Mission accomplished.
#102 - Will it really replace it painlessly though? Won't your body s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on You'll never understand my... 0
User avatar #107 - kozdafunny (11/01/2014) [-]
You'll pass out and asphyxiate. No pain.
#82 - I've got 4400 hours, I should make funni comment like dis man 10/31/2014 on Steam reviews comp pt. 2 -1
#158 - pls, uncensored version  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on WTF did you just say?! +3
User avatar #238 - Loopholes (10/31/2014) [-]
Here you go sir!
i.imgur.com/kG1p43Z.jpg

It's paint art, dood.

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#30 - fefe (12/28/2014) [-]
so you have the exact same hair as me and look really similar are you me
#31 to #30 - drizztrocks (12/28/2014) [-]
I am you, You are me, we are one.
User avatar #23 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I can get those photos for you, I just got home and need some time to dig them up
#24 to #23 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I sometimes forget I have them. So many pictures in there
#26 to #25 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Lol, it's all the more pleasing when they're "Rare" or "Hard to get".
I'm slowly building up my own collection.
User avatar #27 to #26 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/tei0cvkv6f43j/Lexxy Not sure if that's all of them but that's what I can find
#28 to #27 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you so much.
User avatar #29 to #28 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
No problem mate
#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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