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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
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#114959 - oh 09/22/2014 on Social Board 0
#155892 - I accidently Masterchan CP please help will V&? 09/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#114893 - Keep us updated please.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #114931 - ohaibrooooh (09/21/2014) [-]
Ain't shit happened.
#114959 - drizztrocks (09/22/2014) [-]
oh
#75 - 600 likes, everyone here should definitely thumb this up on yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Alduquinn the Site-Eater +8
#91 - popeflatus (09/21/2014) [-]
Check Thunderf00t's channel on Youtube as well and promote the fuck out of it.
#23 - Can I see your tits.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on littleliz's profile 0
User avatar #24 - littleliz (09/20/2014) [-]
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#115 - I am satisfied. 09/19/2014 on meringueluka's profile 0
#113 - Can I see your ass.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on meringueluka's profile 0
#114 - meringueluka (09/19/2014) [-]
huehuehue
#115 - drizztrocks (09/19/2014) [-]
I am satisfied.
#112 - If Dwayne Johnson hits you that's his choice, and I justify it… 09/12/2014 on Testing Roger Goodell's Logic 0
#71 - Person 1 is much weaker, would be the argument, obviously that…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Testing Roger Goodell's Logic 0
#85 - icecoldkilla (09/11/2014) [-]
So if I go up to Dwayne Johnson and spit on him and/or punch him, he's supposed to just walk away or politely restraint me because I'm much weaker than him? Bullshit. Gender is the only reason why there's even a an ounce of outrage, which is retarded considering the woman created the situation in the first place. It's a ridiculously simple formula:

Action X gives me reaction Z. If i don't want reaction Z, I won't do action X. How about not spitting in a football player's face? The "you should never hit a woman" clause is only active if it's an unprovoked attack. Like if Ray Rice just lost it and knocked out his fiancee out of anger, that would be wrong. Ray Rice's actions were a direct response to his fiancee taking a simple argument and escalating it to a physical confrontation. She's contributing to her own ass whooping. The worst part is now people with different opinions are being censored by media. A news reporter was just fired and Paul George was forced to apologize for a tweet he made, etc. What a shitshow.
#112 - drizztrocks (09/12/2014) [-]
If Dwayne Johnson hits you that's his choice, and I justify it. Don't spit in his face, but as apposed to being a big fucking gorilla animal you can always hold them down, and there's no such thing as "Politely Contrstraining" someone if someone spit on me I'd probably hit them, then regret it. It's morally wrong, two wrongs don't make a right, but it makes you feel better and that person is less likely to do so, but when you knock them the fuck out, to the point to were you're caving their head in, it gets to be really bad, yeah they attacked you, but to knock them out and drag them around? Just knock them out and call the police, or constrain them. With great power comes great responsability.
#27 - Witches didn't have any type of skill or magic that made them … 09/06/2014 on Ultimate Hacker +1
#116 - Goodfellas 09/04/2014 on Harry Potter & The Half... 0
#44 - Know who else likes the taste of coktails? Holden Caulfield 09/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
#71 - I get that it's trying to be funny but it has a good meaning b… 08/30/2014 on Talking to Girls -1
#165 - Why do people thumb him down or up? It's what he wants, he wan… 08/26/2014 on A day inside a womans mouth 0
#55 - Dolars is not a ******* currency. Dollars is a currency. 08/26/2014 on Meet the World +1
#70 - >Maymay arrows >Gawker as a relevant source >…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on i have a bad feeling this... 0
User avatar #78 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
oh yeah, I know about that. I just used the source I saw on a youtube video that talked about this. didn't even pay attention to the website, tbh.
User avatar #77 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
?
#840 - I'm currently getting English classes in writing and think I h… 08/23/2014 on Should I make a game... 0
#178 - Nope, he's a vegetable. 08/22/2014 on PC Physics 0
#388 - I did some what of a cover of this song. Critique me until I … 08/22/2014 on Hello My Name Is 0
#387 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Hello My Name Is 0
#399 - Picture 08/20/2014 on Cheating for good reviews +2
#320 - When the tl;dr be longer than the actual post.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Cheating for good reviews +2
#398 - meatboy (08/20/2014) [-]
He was refering to the video though
#399 - drizztrocks (08/20/2014) [-]
#83 - Stoic Orc Saga. Google it. 08/20/2014 on Card Table Dating +2
#40 - Any rule 34 of the woman in this comic? 08/19/2014 on Expect It 0
#71 - Gai Approves of porn as it is a way for youth to work out and … 08/19/2014 on porn always finds a way 0
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#30 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
so you have the exact same hair as me and look really similar are you me
#31 to #30 - drizztrocks (12/28/2014) [-]
I am you, You are me, we are one.
User avatar #23 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I can get those photos for you, I just got home and need some time to dig them up
#24 to #23 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I sometimes forget I have them. So many pictures in there
#26 to #25 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Lol, it's all the more pleasing when they're "Rare" or "Hard to get".
I'm slowly building up my own collection.
User avatar #27 to #26 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/tei0cvkv6f43j/Lexxy Not sure if that's all of them but that's what I can find
#28 to #27 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you so much.
User avatar #29 to #28 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
No problem mate
#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#13 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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