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drizztrocks

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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#9433
Comment Ranking:#13936
Highest Content Rank:#1052
Highest Comment Rank:#6710
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Times Content Favorited:118 times
Total Comments Made:1116
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#254 - Also realizing now that the baby is not breastfeeding. GG.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Thankful +1
#269 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
babies can't breastfeed you sick fuck
#270 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Mfw i realize my comment.
User avatar #256 - kisskisspatd (11/28/2014) [-]
AHA! Now I see! I actually do breastfeed.
But I know it would be a giant mistake to post a picture on here though.
#257 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, you couldn't post it here OR nsfw. Not here because of boobies, not in NSFW because of children.
#253 - It's a joke referencing that anything sexual, relating to sex,… 11/28/2014 on Thankful +1
#168 - Yes it was? Any situation with a female is a tits or gtfo. And…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2014 on When nobody is looking +1
#190 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
no it's not
#191 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah it was
#192 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
I said no it wasn't
#193 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I said yeah it is.
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.
#204 - banned  [+] (7 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Thankful 0
#252 - kisskisspatd (11/28/2014) [-]
How in the world would this be banned?
#254 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Also realizing now that the baby is not breastfeeding. GG.
#269 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
babies can't breastfeed you sick fuck
#270 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Mfw i realize my comment.
User avatar #256 - kisskisspatd (11/28/2014) [-]
AHA! Now I see! I actually do breastfeed.
But I know it would be a giant mistake to post a picture on here though.
#257 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, you couldn't post it here OR nsfw. Not here because of boobies, not in NSFW because of children.
#253 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
It's a joke referencing that anything sexual, relating to sex, or nudity, or anything of that sort, was at one time banned. And since this is a purely instinctual and natural act it getting banned would be outrageous. Though the mods show no mercy. It won't be banned and I know it won't. But the joke is that at one time anything was bannable, practically.
#145 - I never said you were, I was just asking. Also, this isn't tum… 11/28/2014 on When nobody is looking 0
#34 - Is this straight from that manga or edited? And if it's unedit… 11/28/2014 on Slinky Man 0
#127 - how bout no. tits or gtfo. no ones trying to pick you up, I wa…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/27/2014 on When nobody is looking 0
#165 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
This wasn't a tits or gtfo situation at all... This was a good situation to rely this and she wasn't waving her gender around. You're just being a dick now. Learn when to use Tits or Gtfo next time so you don't look like a ass hole.
#168 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Yes it was? Any situation with a female is a tits or gtfo. And while I do agree she has a valid viewpoint, she DID say she was female and that's more than enough for me to request a nude. I can look like an asshole all I want, get thumbed down into oblivion, I'm still gunna try to get a picture, because it's worked before, because I like talking to people. And guess what, there's nothing you can do to stop me. So live with it pal.
#190 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
no it's not
#191 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah it was
#192 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
I said no it wasn't
#193 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I said yeah it is.
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.
User avatar #144 - Jenisist (11/28/2014) [-]
this isnt nsfw, asshole. not every girl is obligated to show you their tits
#148 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
Then stop with the ''Ima guuuuuurrrrrl'' BS, no one cares.
#166 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
She wasn't, not once, doing this. She implied being a woman.
#145 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I never said you were, I was just asking. Also, this isn't tumblr, or reddit, you can't stop me from asking.
#129 - Absolute Madman (11/27/2014) [-]
This. This so fuckin much.
#121 - Show us how weird it is with a picture of you.  [+] (15 new replies) 11/27/2014 on When nobody is looking 0
User avatar #126 - Jenisist (11/27/2014) [-]
how bout no. Do this thing called "leaving your house" to try to pick up chicks
#127 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
how bout no. tits or gtfo. no ones trying to pick you up, I wanna see you nude, not take you out on a date.
#165 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
This wasn't a tits or gtfo situation at all... This was a good situation to rely this and she wasn't waving her gender around. You're just being a dick now. Learn when to use Tits or Gtfo next time so you don't look like a ass hole.
#168 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Yes it was? Any situation with a female is a tits or gtfo. And while I do agree she has a valid viewpoint, she DID say she was female and that's more than enough for me to request a nude. I can look like an asshole all I want, get thumbed down into oblivion, I'm still gunna try to get a picture, because it's worked before, because I like talking to people. And guess what, there's nothing you can do to stop me. So live with it pal.
#190 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
no it's not
#191 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah it was
#192 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
I said no it wasn't
#193 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I said yeah it is.
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.
User avatar #144 - Jenisist (11/28/2014) [-]
this isnt nsfw, asshole. not every girl is obligated to show you their tits
#148 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
Then stop with the ''Ima guuuuuurrrrrl'' BS, no one cares.
#166 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
She wasn't, not once, doing this. She implied being a woman.
#145 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I never said you were, I was just asking. Also, this isn't tumblr, or reddit, you can't stop me from asking.
#129 - Absolute Madman (11/27/2014) [-]
This. This so fuckin much.
#94 - We need a picture to help clarify.  [+] (18 new replies) 11/27/2014 on When nobody is looking 0
User avatar #114 - Jenisist (11/27/2014) [-]
basically comment #80 but with both hands. Since Im female its easy to find my hip bones above each of my legs, so I rest my hands there.

I guess it'd be where your hands would be if you shoved them into your pockets. Or near that area.

Except my hands arent in my pockets. Theyre in my pants.

It must look weird but I often wake up in this position.
#147 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
Because guys don't have hip bones.
#121 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
Show us how weird it is with a picture of you.
User avatar #126 - Jenisist (11/27/2014) [-]
how bout no. Do this thing called "leaving your house" to try to pick up chicks
#127 - drizztrocks (11/27/2014) [-]
how bout no. tits or gtfo. no ones trying to pick you up, I wanna see you nude, not take you out on a date.
#165 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
This wasn't a tits or gtfo situation at all... This was a good situation to rely this and she wasn't waving her gender around. You're just being a dick now. Learn when to use Tits or Gtfo next time so you don't look like a ass hole.
#168 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Yes it was? Any situation with a female is a tits or gtfo. And while I do agree she has a valid viewpoint, she DID say she was female and that's more than enough for me to request a nude. I can look like an asshole all I want, get thumbed down into oblivion, I'm still gunna try to get a picture, because it's worked before, because I like talking to people. And guess what, there's nothing you can do to stop me. So live with it pal.
#190 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
no it's not
#191 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah it was
#192 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
I said no it wasn't
#193 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I said yeah it is.
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.
User avatar #144 - Jenisist (11/28/2014) [-]
this isnt nsfw, asshole. not every girl is obligated to show you their tits
#148 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
Then stop with the ''Ima guuuuuurrrrrl'' BS, no one cares.
#166 - Absolute Madman (11/28/2014) [-]
She wasn't, not once, doing this. She implied being a woman.
#145 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I never said you were, I was just asking. Also, this isn't tumblr, or reddit, you can't stop me from asking.
#129 - Absolute Madman (11/27/2014) [-]
This. This so fuckin much.
#31 - I can have a negative stance or positive stance on gravity. Wa… 11/27/2014 on SJW Fucktard 0
#41 - "I liked it before it was cool." 11/27/2014 on FJ Community In A Nutshell +2
#19 - I want rule 34 of this.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Anotehr Level +2
User avatar #22 - heartlessrobot (11/27/2014) [-]
>paying money for things
ew no
#45 - Picture 11/26/2014 on When someone tries to flirt... +2
#119 - Can I see your tits? 11/26/2014 on Title -1
#193 - Can we see your tits?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on did you know comp -1
#192 - Made me think of this. 11/25/2014 on did you know comp 0
#189 - Well, can we see your tits? 11/25/2014 on did you know comp 0
#139 - Last time I checked, there was no known gene that would make p…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on I can comp too. 0
User avatar #148 - thegreatmateusbear (11/26/2014) [-]
Actually, seeing as many can become addicted to the certain ingredients in food, yes - this is very much parallel to drug addictions. It's not necessarily a gene, though some are simply more prone to addiction. But the same weakness that causes an addiction to alcohol causes addiction to certain "video games" specifically tailored to feed an addict, or fast food (generally), and even certain atypical sexual behaviors. You're right, it's not actually a gene per se, but the human brain is so easily able to veer off the healthy path into unhealthy habits. We all have them, some far more intense than others.
#39 - ty <3 11/25/2014 on Boobly eyes 0
#16 - HEEEERR NAAAAAMMMMEEEE, NAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Boobly eyes +17
#39 - drizztrocks (11/25/2014) [-]
ty <3
#14 - SAAUUUCCE  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Boobly eyes +2
User avatar #15 - vladhellsing (11/24/2014) [-]
Tumblr.
#16 - drizztrocks (11/24/2014) [-]
HEEEERR NAAAAAMMMMEEEE, NAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE
#39 - drizztrocks (11/25/2014) [-]
ty <3
#86 - Intervene, I'd stick my cock in so many peoples mouths.... Als… 11/24/2014 on Choices 0
#38 - SAUUCCE SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCEEE  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on THE MAGNA CARTA 0
User avatar #42 - plataeiou (11/23/2014) [-]
lemonfont
User avatar #44 - plataeiou (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh. But original source is Shapeshifter, no?
#28 - Jesus Christ.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on This is not okay. +1
User avatar #29 - pleuradispensor (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've seen some fucked up shit, but this is on a whole new level of fucked up.
#26 - Does she bleed or substain hard damage?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on This is not okay. +1
User avatar #27 - pleuradispensor (11/23/2014) [-]
no, but her crying becomes pretty weak.
#28 - drizztrocks (11/23/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ.
User avatar #29 - pleuradispensor (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've seen some fucked up shit, but this is on a whole new level of fucked up.

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#30 - Absolute Madman (12/28/2014) [-]
so you have the exact same hair as me and look really similar are you me
#31 to #30 - drizztrocks ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
I am you, You are me, we are one.
User avatar #23 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I can get those photos for you, I just got home and need some time to dig them up
#24 to #23 - drizztrocks ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I sometimes forget I have them. So many pictures in there
#26 to #25 - drizztrocks ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Lol, it's all the more pleasing when they're "Rare" or "Hard to get".
I'm slowly building up my own collection.
User avatar #27 to #26 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/tei0cvkv6f43j/Lexxy Not sure if that's all of them but that's what I can find
#28 to #27 - drizztrocks ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you so much.
User avatar #29 to #28 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
No problem mate
#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#13 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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