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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:11/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#12402
Comment Ranking:#20739
Highest Content Rank:#1052
Highest Comment Rank:#6710
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Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:905
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#172 - Really easy to look up "Duck Puns". Just google, it,… 07/20/2014 on lucky the lucky duck 0
#98 - What is a fire mission.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on A Real American Hero 0
User avatar #108 - imonagoat (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm a mortar gunner so lets say I'm not out on a patrol I'll stay on the cop or fob and if a patrol gets in some shit they call up the enemies grid on the radio and we make it rain on them hoes. Similar to artillery but faster more portable and more flexible.
#602 - Why is it like that. So dramatic. What just happened? 07/19/2014 on All aboard the feels train 0
#585 - It's funnyjunk... He can make jokes where ever the ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on All aboard the feels train -1
User avatar #653 - greedtheavaricious (07/19/2014) [-]
lol red toombie

that really gnaws on my self esteem
#648 - greedtheavaricious (07/19/2014) [-]
Did I fucking stutter?
#578 - Whats the context of the gif in the actual show? And why is it…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on All aboard the feels train 0
User avatar #600 - exotic (07/19/2014) [-]
its the last moment of the last episode before it cuts off
#602 - drizztrocks (07/19/2014) [-]
Why is it like that. So dramatic. What just happened?
#70 - My brother accidently rolled over one of my cats and it left … 07/18/2014 on Disabled kitten learns to walk 0
#4 - In all of my content I put rap Lyrics. Maybe it will spell som… 07/18/2014 on phanact 0
#63 - Well you know a guy tried to do this WITHOUT the pony and got …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Choke on it.. 0
#103 - angelious (07/18/2014) [-]
his jokes were shit....
#73 - I'm with sideism on this one, just goes to show that FJ is a b… 07/18/2014 on This will make you feel better +1
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User avatar #44 - danster (07/18/2014) [-]
5/10
#4332 - a.dmin, AKA Bryan Durel I'd assume is 24 and was originally fr… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#14 - my kinky gay son and Phanact are originally from Louisana. MFW. 07/17/2014 on Fishing Story 0
#11 - Frisked 07/17/2014 on Miss. Identified 0
#165 - "I LOVE ME SOME ASS, I MEAN I REALLY LIKE BOOTY, I GO ALL… 07/17/2014 on Last Meals +2
#133 - rekt 07/17/2014 on Fistbump - OC 0
#123 - It's OC because she ******* DREW all this …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Fistbump - OC 0
User avatar #132 - sinonyx (07/17/2014) [-]
k.
#133 - drizztrocks (07/17/2014) [-]
rekt
#122 - Why the **** do you care? Because it happened to …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Fistbump - OC +4
User avatar #169 - zomitlu (07/17/2014) [-]
lmfao chill the fuck out, pal

why am I cancer? for saying that it's a stolen joke?

you took this waaay to personally matey
#142 - Not really, the two that he knocked out are obviously friends,… 07/16/2014 on That left hook, though 0
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#71 - Make a funny **** Version, please. 07/16/2014 on Fistbump - OC +1
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#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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