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#344 - I just jerk myself until I bust a nut fatter than Rosie O'donnell. 10/19/2014 on need more mods like joshlol +1
#336 - >much But every now and then he gets hit deep, and that…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on need more mods like joshlol +1
User avatar #340 - joshlol (10/19/2014) [-]
it's nice to sit outside at night and stare up at the stars
makes me feel small and insignificant but in a good way which takes a lot of pressure off
#463 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
You're a cool guy.
User avatar #359 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
Indeed, I get my friends,some pizza and sodas and we sit up on my roof and listen to music and look at the stars. Sometimes me and my girlfriend, sometimes just me. But it is always nice to be alone in the dark watching the the stars pass you by from millions of light years away while you sit on a small rock tumbling through space.
#344 - drizztrocks (10/19/2014) [-]
I just jerk myself until I bust a nut fatter than Rosie O'donnell.
#170 - I dont understand, which one is the RWJ one? I don't see it... 10/18/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 11 0
#122 - D: 10/16/2014 on Needs more Seitokai Yakuindomo 0
#118 - What is that from? Thats gotta be from something, I need to ru…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Needs more Seitokai Yakuindomo 0
#121 - notkinggucci (10/16/2014) [-]
Nigga you dumber than a brick
It is legit, in the damn tittle.
Seitokai Yakuindomo
#122 - drizztrocks (10/16/2014) [-]
D:
#62151 - Can someone draw or give me a picture of A or the Fourth Raika… 10/14/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#21 - 4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on drizztrocks's profile 0
#22 - miia (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#19 - 4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on drizztrocks's profile 0
#20 - miia (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 - miia (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#13 - This is literally the most cringe worthy **** I'v…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on falsesmokewolf's profile 0
#14 - falsesmokewolf (10/14/2014) [-]
#11 - What happened this time last year?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Homer and stocks 0
User avatar #14 - cormy (09/28/2014) [-]
There was also an instance where a bunch were stolen.
#12 - noobslaya (09/28/2014) [-]
People didn't know about it so it wasn't worth anything.
#8 - Why? I thought it was pretty clever that someone could make so…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Homer and stocks +1
#10 - anonymous (09/28/2014) [-]
It's gone down a lot from Dec, still worth 100x more than this time last year though.
#11 - drizztrocks (09/28/2014) [-]
What happened this time last year?
User avatar #14 - cormy (09/28/2014) [-]
There was also an instance where a bunch were stolen.
#12 - noobslaya (09/28/2014) [-]
People didn't know about it so it wasn't worth anything.
#4 - Can I see your tits.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/28/2014 on falsesmokewolf's profile 0
#13 - drizztrocks (09/29/2014) [-]
This is literally the most cringe worthy shit I've seen all day. Thank you, both of you, for a good laugh.
#14 - falsesmokewolf (10/14/2014) [-]
#12 - truesmokewolf (09/29/2014) [-]
#6 - falsesmokewolf (09/28/2014) [-]
My tits may only be seen by one person and one person only, that person is not you.
#7 - truesmokewolf (09/29/2014) [-]
I have an idea.
#8 - falsesmokewolf (09/29/2014) [-]
yeah ok. lets do it.
#9 - truesmokewolf (09/29/2014) [-]
IT Crowd reference
#10 - falsesmokewolf (09/29/2014) [-]
#11 - truesmokewolf (09/29/2014) [-]
Mine is the drill that will pierce this motherfucker's kneecaps.
#5 - truesmokewolf (09/28/2014) [-]
No you may not.
#6 - I don't get it.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Homer and stocks 0
#7 - anonymous (09/28/2014) [-]
bitcoin is shitcoin
#8 - drizztrocks (09/28/2014) [-]
Why? I thought it was pretty clever that someone could make something out of nothing. Is it worthless now? Whats happened?

#10 - anonymous (09/28/2014) [-]
It's gone down a lot from Dec, still worth 100x more than this time last year though.
#11 - drizztrocks (09/28/2014) [-]
What happened this time last year?
User avatar #14 - cormy (09/28/2014) [-]
There was also an instance where a bunch were stolen.
#12 - noobslaya (09/28/2014) [-]
People didn't know about it so it wasn't worth anything.
#324 - I'd like to point out that being in the "poor zone" … 09/27/2014 on Stop Being Poor -3
#99 - :<=8 09/27/2014 on massengit's profile 0
#95 - Ok fine, can you PM me with a picture of your tits, please .  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on massengit's profile 0
User avatar #96 - massengit (09/27/2014) [-]
<3
#99 - drizztrocks (09/27/2014) [-]
:<=8
#93 - I will drown you in semen. 09/26/2014 on massengit's profile 0
#91 - Great. Pm me.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2014 on massengit's profile 0
User avatar #92 - massengit (09/26/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what to do
#95 - drizztrocks (09/26/2014) [-]
Ok fine, can you PM me with a picture of your tits, please.
User avatar #96 - massengit (09/27/2014) [-]
<3
#99 - drizztrocks (09/27/2014) [-]
:<=8
#93 - drizztrocks (09/26/2014) [-]
I will drown you in semen.
#89 - Well can you show me your tits.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2014 on massengit's profile 0
User avatar #90 - massengit (09/26/2014) [-]
Yes
#91 - drizztrocks (09/26/2014) [-]
Great. Pm me.
User avatar #92 - massengit (09/26/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what to do
#95 - drizztrocks (09/26/2014) [-]
Ok fine, can you PM me with a picture of your tits, please.
User avatar #96 - massengit (09/27/2014) [-]
<3
#99 - drizztrocks (09/27/2014) [-]
:<=8
#93 - drizztrocks (09/26/2014) [-]
I will drown you in semen.
#87 - Can I see your tits?  [+] (9 new replies) 09/26/2014 on massengit's profile 0
User avatar #88 - massengit (09/26/2014) [-]
Probably not from there
#89 - drizztrocks (09/26/2014) [-]
Well can you show me your tits.
User avatar #90 - massengit (09/26/2014) [-]
Yes
#91 - drizztrocks (09/26/2014) [-]
Great. Pm me.
User avatar #92 - massengit (09/26/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what to do
#95 - drizztrocks (09/26/2014) [-]
Ok fine, can you PM me with a picture of your tits, please.
User avatar #96 - massengit (09/27/2014) [-]
<3
#99 - drizztrocks (09/27/2014) [-]
:<=8
#93 - drizztrocks (09/26/2014) [-]
I will drown you in semen.
#34 - Yeah and that must be great for him, we're just feeding him wh… 09/26/2014 on LoL Wutt? 0
#91 - If your truly interested in playing you could always hit me up… 09/26/2014 on Crit the hay 0
#79 - Me and a few friends are interested in DnDing via skype, we've… 09/26/2014 on Coin Wizard +1
#286 - Not even drawfag 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 +1
#235 - Please draw me a rasengan with the Earth Element added to it. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 +1
#263 - victorydanceofc (09/25/2014) [-]
*LAUGHS*

no.
#286 - drizztrocks (09/25/2014) [-]
Not even drawfag
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#30 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
so you have the exact same hair as me and look really similar are you me
#31 to #30 - drizztrocks (12/28/2014) [-]
I am you, You are me, we are one.
User avatar #23 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I can get those photos for you, I just got home and need some time to dig them up
#24 to #23 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I sometimes forget I have them. So many pictures in there
#26 to #25 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Lol, it's all the more pleasing when they're "Rare" or "Hard to get".
I'm slowly building up my own collection.
User avatar #27 to #26 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/tei0cvkv6f43j/Lexxy Not sure if that's all of them but that's what I can find
#28 to #27 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you so much.
User avatar #29 to #28 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
No problem mate
#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#13 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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