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drizztrocks

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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
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Comment Ranking:#12378
Highest Content Rank:#1052
Highest Comment Rank:#6710
Content Thumbs: 2815 total,  3184 ,  369
Comment Thumbs: 1382 total,  1962 ,  580
Content Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:167478
Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:1113
FJ Points:3520

latest user's comments

#160 - Picture 11/30/2014 on Professions +2
#135 - Do you really have dildo's that are that big and black in your room?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Professions 0
#158 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
Why you don't? FAGIIIIT
#160 - drizztrocks (11/30/2014) [-]
#133 - I find it sexiest when OC drawers draw themselves nude. Self p… 11/30/2014 on Professions 0
#306 - I'd really like this comic in English please. 11/30/2014 on How flirting between GGers... +1
#25 - Ok, sorry for getting you banned. Can I see your tits through … 11/29/2014 on littleliz's profile 0
#58 - That's respectable. 11/29/2014 on Sick Burn tho +1
#56 - Damn, worth a shot. Well, can I see your tits? Through a PM …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Sick Burn tho +2
User avatar #57 - karenoniks (11/29/2014) [-]
I have my dignity, I won't show my tits to some random stranger.
If you want tits then go to imagefap and search boobs.
#58 - drizztrocks (11/29/2014) [-]
That's respectable.
#78 - Picture 11/29/2014 on Fem-Freq exposed 0
#68 - Eh, was worth a shot. 11/29/2014 on My words of wisdom +2
#64 - But can we see your tits, is the real question.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on My words of wisdom 0
User avatar #66 - dejax (11/29/2014) [-]
....nope
#68 - drizztrocks (11/29/2014) [-]
Eh, was worth a shot.
#48 - But can we see your tits?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Sick Burn tho +2
User avatar #55 - karenoniks (11/29/2014) [-]
Sorry, I'm not an attention whore.
#56 - drizztrocks (11/29/2014) [-]
Damn, worth a shot. Well, can I see your tits? Through a PM or something? That way there's no attention whoring going on?
User avatar #57 - karenoniks (11/29/2014) [-]
I have my dignity, I won't show my tits to some random stranger.
If you want tits then go to imagefap and search boobs.
#58 - drizztrocks (11/29/2014) [-]
That's respectable.
#6 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Captain Incredible... 0
#4 - Thanks.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Captain Incredible... 0
User avatar #5 - venomousvalentine (11/28/2014) [-]
He has no idea what a raikage is
#2 - Can you ask your friend to draw a large black man that's styli…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Captain Incredible... 0
User avatar #3 - venomousvalentine (11/28/2014) [-]
I asked him.
#4 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #5 - venomousvalentine (11/28/2014) [-]
He has no idea what a raikage is
#195 - Success. 11/28/2014 on When nobody is looking +1
#193 - I said yeah it is.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on When nobody is looking +1
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.
#191 - yeah it was  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2014 on When nobody is looking +1
#192 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
I said no it wasn't
#193 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I said yeah it is.
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.
#319 - My friends, who are not here today, because they're celebratin… 11/28/2014 on Thankful 0
#270 - Mfw i realize my comment. 11/28/2014 on Thankful 0
#17 - Question, does that mean you don't produce semen any more? Are…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on this 0
User avatar #21 - sewallman (11/28/2014) [-]
I still spill my till, there is just no sperm in my semen.
#257 - Yeah, you couldn't post it here OR **** . Not here becau… 11/28/2014 on Thankful -1
#255 - It's hard for me to look at this picture, then look at her pro… 11/28/2014 on Thankful +4
#254 - Also realizing now that the baby is not breastfeeding. GG.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Thankful +1
#269 - anonymous (11/28/2014) [-]
babies can't breastfeed you sick fuck
#270 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Mfw i realize my comment.
User avatar #256 - kisskisspatd (11/28/2014) [-]
AHA! Now I see! I actually do breastfeed.
But I know it would be a giant mistake to post a picture on here though.
#257 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, you couldn't post it here OR nsfw. Not here because of boobies, not in NSFW because of children.
#253 - It's a joke referencing that anything sexual, relating to sex,… 11/28/2014 on Thankful +1
#168 - Yes it was? Any situation with a female is a tits or gtfo. And…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2014 on When nobody is looking +1
#190 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
no it's not
#191 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah it was
#192 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
I said no it wasn't
#193 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
I said yeah it is.
#194 - Valid (11/28/2014) [-]
Fucking okay then, it was a valid reason
#195 - drizztrocks (11/28/2014) [-]
Success.

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#30 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
so you have the exact same hair as me and look really similar are you me
#31 to #30 - drizztrocks (12/28/2014) [-]
I am you, You are me, we are one.
User avatar #23 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I can get those photos for you, I just got home and need some time to dig them up
#24 to #23 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I sometimes forget I have them. So many pictures in there
#26 to #25 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Lol, it's all the more pleasing when they're "Rare" or "Hard to get".
I'm slowly building up my own collection.
User avatar #27 to #26 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/tei0cvkv6f43j/Lexxy Not sure if that's all of them but that's what I can find
#28 to #27 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you so much.
User avatar #29 to #28 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
No problem mate
#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#13 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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