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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:7/09/2014
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Content Ranking:#4378
Comment Ranking:#6972
Highest Content Rank:#4025
Highest Comment Rank:#6952
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Level 56 Content: Sammich eater → Level 57 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 24% (12/50)
Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:721
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#129 - Howed that happen? 06/11/2014 on kinky 0
#125 - What is that from? 06/11/2014 on kinky +1
#211 - Comment deleted 06/09/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... 0
#147 - Jokeexplain please  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Mind Blown 0
User avatar #156 - spartansquirrel (06/09/2014) [-]
Most of the time on Funnyjunk, when there's a post related to art, someone sooner or later someone will add a squidward nose, referring to the episode when Squidward owned an art school, after spongebob built a sculpture, squidward added a replica of his own nose then saying "NOW it's art!"
User avatar #157 - spartansquirrel (06/09/2014) [-]
This is of course if you're not joking, but I would've expected you to know this because of how long you've been here, judging by your name. But you surely have your reasons, I'm sure.
#169 - drizztrocks (06/12/2014) [-]
What do you mean because of how long I've been here. How long have I been here?
User avatar #170 - spartansquirrel (06/12/2014) [-]
About 3 years according to your account. Your account, at the very least has been here for 3 years.
#171 - drizztrocks (06/13/2014) [-]
Omg I am next tier.
User avatar #155 - spartansquirrel (06/09/2014) [-]
There's one 'e' in his name but I'll explain it to you.
#35 - SOURCE?!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on McDonalds probably won't... 0
User avatar #37 - blbrian (06/07/2014) [-]
I don't know man, sorry
#79 - Thanks. I've always got a hot steamy ******** wai… 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched +1
#75 - Wanna get ********* ?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched 0
User avatar #78 - anonshenanigans (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh.
#68 - Why did you have to point out that your pixie friend had cloth…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched 0
User avatar #77 - newforomador (06/07/2014) [-]
He meant that she weighed 80 lbs with her clothes on. As in she would weight even less without.
#79 - drizztrocks (06/07/2014) [-]
Thanks. I've always got a hot steamy creampie waiting for you if you want one. Just a thank you token.
User avatar #74 - anonshenanigans (06/07/2014) [-]
Maybe he's just so alpha, most people would assume they weren't on in his presence?
#75 - drizztrocks (06/07/2014) [-]
Wanna get creampied?
User avatar #78 - anonshenanigans (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh.
#115 - Can I ******** you?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on How I became a cyber... 0
User avatar #116 - hughjackmanfan (06/01/2014) [-]
nah man im more of a cake kind of guy
#111 - I saw that one coming a mile away hugh, that's why I prepared.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on How I became a cyber... 0
#114 - hughjackmanfan (06/01/2014) [-]
you called me hugh :3
#115 - drizztrocks (06/01/2014) [-]
Can I creampie you?
User avatar #116 - hughjackmanfan (06/01/2014) [-]
nah man im more of a cake kind of guy
#51 - That doesn't sound like justice, it sounds like a horrible tur…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2014 on How I became a cyber... +3
User avatar #107 - hughjackmanfan (06/01/2014) [-]
I never said it was justice? i said it was funny as shit.
#111 - drizztrocks (06/01/2014) [-]
I saw that one coming a mile away hugh, that's why I prepared. I never said you said it was justice, I implied you thought it was, but that's it hugh, that's it. Irregardless, it's got to suck for the tard, he's a normal tard, living his life, when some ass hole decides to fuck up his computer in class and he gets the blame? He didn't even do anything. But I digress, interesting story at the least.
#114 - hughjackmanfan (06/01/2014) [-]
you called me hugh :3
#115 - drizztrocks (06/01/2014) [-]
Can I creampie you?
User avatar #116 - hughjackmanfan (06/01/2014) [-]
nah man im more of a cake kind of guy
#147 - Thank you beutiful. I will ******** you first cha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#149 - cannibalvegan (06/01/2014) [-]
Way ahead of you.
#86 - I see ***** , banned. 05/31/2014 on Facts of Life 0
#141 - Anybody know where I can find comments I favorited?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#146 - cannibalvegan (05/31/2014) [-]
#147 - drizztrocks (05/31/2014) [-]
Thank you beutiful. I will creampie you first chance I get.
#149 - cannibalvegan (06/01/2014) [-]
Way ahead of you.
#152 - He looks autistic. 05/29/2014 on Bad Screenshots From Good... -2
#101 - Whats wrong with his head  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Bad Screenshots From Good... +2
User avatar #102 - pokimone (05/29/2014) [-]
Its a mod that lowers skyrims textures and models to pretty much the most basic it can get. Hence, no facial features.
#152 - drizztrocks (05/29/2014) [-]
He looks autistic.
#97 - Can someone explain this to me?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Bad Screenshots From Good... 0
User avatar #98 - pokimone (05/29/2014) [-]
Its a bad screenshot of a good looking game.
#101 - drizztrocks (05/29/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with his head
User avatar #102 - pokimone (05/29/2014) [-]
Its a mod that lowers skyrims textures and models to pretty much the most basic it can get. Hence, no facial features.
#152 - drizztrocks (05/29/2014) [-]
He looks autistic.
#83 - I agree with colegaleener, why are we arguing when we could be… 05/29/2014 on Well we tried. +2
#65 - So you're telling me no one did the photoshop thing where the … 05/29/2014 on Lil hedgehog 0
#43 - I prefer God Tier Dave Chappelle to tell you the truth, Britis… 05/29/2014 on British Comedy > -1
#181 - I ******* love you. 05/29/2014 on sensible chuckle inbound 0
#179 - I respect your opinion. 05/29/2014 on sensible chuckle inbound 0
#38 - What is the Sixth picture from? 05/17/2014 on Carter 0
#75 - I did it too. 05/11/2014 on Now back to me 0
#327 - Not to mention I think this ability for them to "sense&qu… 05/05/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 20 0
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#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict ******** .
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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