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#163 - Sentance structer mutha ****** 08/06/2014 on Who wouldn't?? :O 0
#1064 - No it just means your fat. 08/05/2014 on What do people assume about... 0
#70 - Why does it make you Cringe? What's cringey about this? I'm no…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Sounds like a plan +1
User avatar #82 - broswagonist (08/05/2014) [-]
It's cringe humour. Like reading through a cringe comp every episode.
User avatar #74 - logicstrike (08/05/2014) [-]
it hits a little close to home for anime fans, and the socially inept in general. If we havn't done something simular to what she does we sure as hell know someone who does.
User avatar #71 - aussieftw (08/05/2014) [-]
It's better off experienced.. Go watch it. Just know you've had your cringe warning.
#108 - comicexplain What's this context? Also has there ever been a s… 08/01/2014 on Oh Spidey 0
#432 - Yeah no. They lived yo. Like, living flourishing people in the… 07/31/2014 on 4chinchong 0
#430 - Vanished* They Vanished. They probably MASS DESTROYED the fire…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on 4chinchong 0
#431 - justtocomment (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah no. They died yo. Like, skeletons at the locations dead. Dee Ee Ay Dee dead.
Sorry to disappoint. Turns out the ability to make chimes blow without a breeze isn't a very viable skill.
#432 - drizztrocks (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah no. They lived yo. Like, living flourishing people in the sky alive. Ay Lie Vuh alive.
Sorry to disappoint. Turns out the ability to wipe out civilizations is a pretty viable skill.
#412 - Well to tell the truth it doesn't really show the battles, so,…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2014 on 4chinchong 0
#427 - justtocomment (07/31/2014) [-]
2014 and still using mfw without a pic. ishygddt.
And we know exactly what happened in the battles - The Airbenders all died.
#430 - drizztrocks (07/31/2014) [-]
Vanished* They Vanished. They probably MASS DESTROYED the fire nation, and to avoid any fruther conflict decided to dipset and live on clouds. Fire Nation bodies were probably scattered high and low, millions dead, none spared, just sliced up bodies with holes in them gomly.
#431 - justtocomment (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah no. They died yo. Like, skeletons at the locations dead. Dee Ee Ay Dee dead.
Sorry to disappoint. Turns out the ability to make chimes blow without a breeze isn't a very viable skill.
#432 - drizztrocks (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah no. They lived yo. Like, living flourishing people in the sky alive. Ay Lie Vuh alive.
Sorry to disappoint. Turns out the ability to wipe out civilizations is a pretty viable skill.
#378 - I wouldn't be so quick to throw air out the window, Air-Jets a…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
#387 - justtocomment (07/29/2014) [-]
Remember that time the airbenders deflected all the fireballs from the fire nation and saved their temples from being destroyed? Me neither.
And if we're on master levels, what chance does your air blasts stand when and Earth Bender can just sink into the earth up to their knees and skate around, being supported by solid stone?
#412 - drizztrocks (07/30/2014) [-]
Well to tell the truth it doesn't really show the battles, so, we don't know WHAT happened. And it stands a chance by cutting the Earth Benders in half. By the way the post in the content isn't about which one is best for battle, its about what's better for every day use. MFW Airbenders simply float above the the earth and airjet them to death.
#427 - justtocomment (07/31/2014) [-]
2014 and still using mfw without a pic. ishygddt.
And we know exactly what happened in the battles - The Airbenders all died.
#430 - drizztrocks (07/31/2014) [-]
Vanished* They Vanished. They probably MASS DESTROYED the fire nation, and to avoid any fruther conflict decided to dipset and live on clouds. Fire Nation bodies were probably scattered high and low, millions dead, none spared, just sliced up bodies with holes in them gomly.
#431 - justtocomment (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah no. They died yo. Like, skeletons at the locations dead. Dee Ee Ay Dee dead.
Sorry to disappoint. Turns out the ability to make chimes blow without a breeze isn't a very viable skill.
#432 - drizztrocks (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah no. They lived yo. Like, living flourishing people in the sky alive. Ay Lie Vuh alive.
Sorry to disappoint. Turns out the ability to wipe out civilizations is a pretty viable skill.
#76 - You're so mad it's funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Bob's Burgers -1
#78 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
#70 - Thanks for adding another win to my score homo, #rekt #dominat…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Bob's Burgers 0
#72 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it hurts...
#76 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so mad it's funny.
#78 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
#68 - Cry more faggio.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Bob's Burgers -1
#69 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
Stop being such an asswipe, retard, because now you're just annoying.
It was amusing as long as it lasted.

Cheerio, queerio
#70 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding another win to my score homo, #rekt #dominated Was 53 and 0 thanks for 54
#72 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it hurts...
#76 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so mad it's funny.
#78 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
#42 - I didnt accept **** , just realised you're a …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Bob's Burgers -1
#45 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
Shhh... Don't take it so hard. It's a single loss, not a dick, le fagit.

> implying that I am the faggot
> implying that I'm a troll
> implying you actually won the argument

You didn't even score once... You never will either... hah

#68 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Cry more faggio.
#69 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
Stop being such an asswipe, retard, because now you're just annoying.
It was amusing as long as it lasted.

Cheerio, queerio
#70 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding another win to my score homo, #rekt #dominated Was 53 and 0 thanks for 54
#72 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it hurts...
#76 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so mad it's funny.
#78 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
#26 - You're autistic.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Bob's Burgers -2
#27 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
No u

Finally, you accepted the fact that I was right and you were wrong. At least that's what it seems like when you stop discussing. That's nice, but you should also stop being such a cunt, fagit. Gg no re
#42 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
I didnt accept shit, just realised you're a fucking troll and there's no point in arguing, therefore you are le faggot. GG no re. Finnally you accept I rekted ur ass.
#45 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
Shhh... Don't take it so hard. It's a single loss, not a dick, le fagit.

> implying that I am the faggot
> implying that I'm a troll
> implying you actually won the argument

You didn't even score once... You never will either... hah

#68 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Cry more faggio.
#69 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
Stop being such an asswipe, retard, because now you're just annoying.
It was amusing as long as it lasted.

Cheerio, queerio
#70 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding another win to my score homo, #rekt #dominated Was 53 and 0 thanks for 54
#72 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it hurts...
#76 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so mad it's funny.
#78 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
#24 - Accept there's no character development around the characters …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Bob's Burgers 0
#25 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
No amount of character development can make that joke anywhere close to good.
Extremely bad joke with character development is still a extremely bad joke.

Also; it wasn't funny. Don't tell me what I can or can't do

Just accept that you have bad humor and stop being an overly excessive faggot.
#26 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
You're autistic.
#27 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
No u

Finally, you accepted the fact that I was right and you were wrong. At least that's what it seems like when you stop discussing. That's nice, but you should also stop being such a cunt, fagit. Gg no re
#42 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
I didnt accept shit, just realised you're a fucking troll and there's no point in arguing, therefore you are le faggot. GG no re. Finnally you accept I rekted ur ass.
#45 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
Shhh... Don't take it so hard. It's a single loss, not a dick, le fagit.

> implying that I am the faggot
> implying that I'm a troll
> implying you actually won the argument

You didn't even score once... You never will either... hah

#68 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Cry more faggio.
#69 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
Stop being such an asswipe, retard, because now you're just annoying.
It was amusing as long as it lasted.

Cheerio, queerio
#70 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding another win to my score homo, #rekt #dominated Was 53 and 0 thanks for 54
#72 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it hurts...
#76 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so mad it's funny.
#78 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
#22 - Are you kidding? I said you had bad humor as insult and opinio…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Bob's Burgers 0
#23 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
That's what I implied in my spoiler above. I get it. You dense motherfucker

It's still the worst joke ever and I cringed when I watched it.

If you though it was funny I have another one for you.

Son: Daddy, How do you sex?
Dad: You fuck her right in the pussy!
Son: I knew it!

It's funny in a subtle way because that's not what parents usually answer their kid when given the same question. What makes it even more funny is that the kid seemed to know it even though a kid at that age normally doesn't.

#24 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
Accept there's no character development around the characters EXCEPT for that, because you made them up on the spot, back to my original point, you can tell people what YOU think is and isn't funny, but that doesn't mean it is or isn't funny u dinse mthrfkr
#25 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
No amount of character development can make that joke anywhere close to good.
Extremely bad joke with character development is still a extremely bad joke.

Also; it wasn't funny. Don't tell me what I can or can't do

Just accept that you have bad humor and stop being an overly excessive faggot.
#26 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
You're autistic.
#27 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
No u

Finally, you accepted the fact that I was right and you were wrong. At least that's what it seems like when you stop discussing. That's nice, but you should also stop being such a cunt, fagit. Gg no re
#42 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
I didnt accept shit, just realised you're a fucking troll and there's no point in arguing, therefore you are le faggot. GG no re. Finnally you accept I rekted ur ass.
#45 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
Shhh... Don't take it so hard. It's a single loss, not a dick, le fagit.

> implying that I am the faggot
> implying that I'm a troll
> implying you actually won the argument

You didn't even score once... You never will either... hah

#68 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Cry more faggio.
#69 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
Stop being such an asswipe, retard, because now you're just annoying.
It was amusing as long as it lasted.

Cheerio, queerio
#70 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding another win to my score homo, #rekt #dominated Was 53 and 0 thanks for 54
#72 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it hurts...
#76 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so mad it's funny.
#78 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
#19 - ****** autistic or something? Just because you ha…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Bob's Burgers -2
#20 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
You amuse me.
> Implying I have bad humor because I don't find it funny when someone says "vagina".

It might be funny for 12year-olds and maybe not for me since I'm 20.
If you thought it was funny, you're the one with bad humor.

gg no re
#22 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
Are you kidding? I said you had bad humor as insult and opinion, not as a fact. The joke isn't "vagina" you fucking Banana headed freak. The joke is that she's less subtle with telling her children where they came from as opposed to sugar coding it, if you've ever seen the show they blurt things out and instantly respond to some of their kids questions, it's even funnier because they kid knew where he came from, where as usually children don't know at such an age. You're a fucking 20 year old man baby is what you are pal, who doesn't know what a joke is, by the way you're reaction folder is shit.

rekt pal
#23 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
That's what I implied in my spoiler above. I get it. You dense motherfucker

It's still the worst joke ever and I cringed when I watched it.

If you though it was funny I have another one for you.

Son: Daddy, How do you sex?
Dad: You fuck her right in the pussy!
Son: I knew it!

It's funny in a subtle way because that's not what parents usually answer their kid when given the same question. What makes it even more funny is that the kid seemed to know it even though a kid at that age normally doesn't.

#24 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
Accept there's no character development around the characters EXCEPT for that, because you made them up on the spot, back to my original point, you can tell people what YOU think is and isn't funny, but that doesn't mean it is or isn't funny u dinse mthrfkr
#25 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
No amount of character development can make that joke anywhere close to good.
Extremely bad joke with character development is still a extremely bad joke.

Also; it wasn't funny. Don't tell me what I can or can't do

Just accept that you have bad humor and stop being an overly excessive faggot.
#26 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
You're autistic.
#27 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
No u

Finally, you accepted the fact that I was right and you were wrong. At least that's what it seems like when you stop discussing. That's nice, but you should also stop being such a cunt, fagit. Gg no re
#42 - drizztrocks (07/28/2014) [-]
I didnt accept shit, just realised you're a fucking troll and there's no point in arguing, therefore you are le faggot. GG no re. Finnally you accept I rekted ur ass.
#45 - norwegiandude (07/28/2014) [-]
Shhh... Don't take it so hard. It's a single loss, not a dick, le fagit.

> implying that I am the faggot
> implying that I'm a troll
> implying you actually won the argument

You didn't even score once... You never will either... hah

#68 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Cry more faggio.
#69 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
Stop being such an asswipe, retard, because now you're just annoying.
It was amusing as long as it lasted.

Cheerio, queerio
#70 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for adding another win to my score homo, #rekt #dominated Was 53 and 0 thanks for 54
#72 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so stupid it hurts...
#76 - drizztrocks (07/29/2014) [-]
You're so mad it's funny.
#78 - norwegiandude (07/29/2014) [-]
#65 - Show me the one where he calls over a guy from the filming cre… 07/28/2014 on Videos in comments -2
#55 - Please message me if your child comes out with any mental disa… 07/27/2014 on I /b/et someone fapped to... +2
#51 - Oh well ur kinda cute. 07/27/2014 on AnonymousWraith's profile 0
#86 - i cummed 07/26/2014 on Ask to see my tits 0
#67 - MFW All that funny.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Ask to see my tits +4
#85 - booped (07/26/2014) [-]
She got it goin' on...
inb4 ban
#86 - drizztrocks (07/26/2014) [-]
i cummed
#203 - Because what the **** is beroty. 07/26/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 +8
#202 - Delete all comments asking for their names and cross them out.… 07/26/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
#79 - Thought the last picture was a gore picture because of the pos… 07/24/2014 on Drugs 0
#81 - 10 million you can BUY a new girlfriend. A hotter better one, … 07/24/2014 on shit i would too +1
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#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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