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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
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#41 - "I liked it before it was cool." 11/27/2014 on FJ Community In A Nutshell +2
#19 - I want rule 34 of this.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Anotehr Level +2
User avatar #22 - heartlessrobot (11/27/2014) [-]
>paying money for things
ew no
#45 - Picture 11/26/2014 on When someone tries to flirt... +2
#119 - Can I see your tits? 11/26/2014 on Title -1
#193 - Can we see your tits?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on did you know comp -1
#192 - Made me think of this. 11/25/2014 on did you know comp 0
#189 - Well, can we see your tits? 11/25/2014 on did you know comp 0
#139 - Last time I checked, there was no known gene that would make p…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on I can comp too. 0
User avatar #148 - thegreatmateusbear (11/26/2014) [-]
Actually, seeing as many can become addicted to the certain ingredients in food, yes - this is very much parallel to drug addictions. It's not necessarily a gene, though some are simply more prone to addiction. But the same weakness that causes an addiction to alcohol causes addiction to certain "video games" specifically tailored to feed an addict, or fast food (generally), and even certain atypical sexual behaviors. You're right, it's not actually a gene per se, but the human brain is so easily able to veer off the healthy path into unhealthy habits. We all have them, some far more intense than others.
#39 - ty <3 11/25/2014 on Boobly eyes 0
#16 - HEEEERR NAAAAAMMMMEEEE, NAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Boobly eyes +17
#39 - drizztrocks (11/25/2014) [-]
ty <3
#14 - SAAUUUCCE  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Boobly eyes +2
User avatar #15 - vladhellsing (11/24/2014) [-]
Tumblr.
#16 - drizztrocks (11/24/2014) [-]
HEEEERR NAAAAAMMMMEEEE, NAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE
#39 - drizztrocks (11/25/2014) [-]
ty <3
#86 - Intervene, I'd stick my cock in so many peoples mouths.... Als… 11/24/2014 on Choices 0
#38 - SAUUCCE SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCEEE  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on THE MAGNA CARTA 0
User avatar #42 - plataeiou (11/23/2014) [-]
lemonfont
User avatar #44 - plataeiou (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh. But original source is Shapeshifter, no?
#28 - Jesus Christ.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on This is not okay. +1
User avatar #29 - pleuradispensor (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've seen some fucked up shit, but this is on a whole new level of fucked up.
#26 - Does she bleed or substain hard damage?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on This is not okay. +1
User avatar #27 - pleuradispensor (11/23/2014) [-]
no, but her crying becomes pretty weak.
#28 - drizztrocks (11/23/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ.
User avatar #29 - pleuradispensor (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've seen some fucked up shit, but this is on a whole new level of fucked up.
#20 - What happens in the video? I'm not big on watching it from the…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2014 on This is not okay. +2
User avatar #23 - pleuradispensor (11/23/2014) [-]
Toddler throws up on the floor, the gorilla throws her on the ground, beats the shit out of her and stomps on her.
#26 - drizztrocks (11/23/2014) [-]
Does she bleed or substain hard damage?
User avatar #27 - pleuradispensor (11/23/2014) [-]
no, but her crying becomes pretty weak.
#28 - drizztrocks (11/23/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ.
User avatar #29 - pleuradispensor (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've seen some fucked up shit, but this is on a whole new level of fucked up.
#75 - I get that we all hate feminists, and what they did was wrong.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on ShirtShaming -5
#81 - lxxlxxxlxxl (11/17/2014) [-]
This post was made more as a joke towards the hypocritical SJWs who earlier would have argued that people should not be judged on what they wear, see slut shaming or dont blame the victim, but then over shadow a mans arguably biggest accomplishment because they dont like his shirt and then paint it as his fault. The sign though not perfect for the context is taken from a meme based on this issue, and I wasn't trying to claim he actually felt that way.
#88 - Can I see your tits 11/16/2014 on Fuck those femicunts -2
#34 - What. does it have some kind of chip in it? There's obviously …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on the_floor_is_lava 0
User avatar #35 - mrturferpop (11/14/2014) [-]
The lines are just close.
They drew the hill of her foot way too close to her left shin.
#32 - Look in the circle.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on the_floor_is_lava -13
User avatar #38 - guanyu (11/14/2014) [-]
I think that's just her other ass cheek.
User avatar #33 - mrturferpop (11/14/2014) [-]
It's the wall behind her.
#34 - drizztrocks (11/14/2014) [-]
What. does it have some kind of chip in it? There's obviously wall there, but before it gets to the area I circled, there's a line separating the wall from what ever that is. Therefore it must be something.
User avatar #35 - mrturferpop (11/14/2014) [-]
The lines are just close.
They drew the hill of her foot way too close to her left shin.
#29 - Is it just me or does anyone else see a bit of hair inbetween … 11/14/2014 on the_floor_is_lava 0
#3978 - **drizztrocks rolls 473,582,016** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#155 - Anger 11/14/2014 on Louis ck 0
#16 - Jim Carrey believes Vaccines cause autism. 11/13/2014 on Glorious -1
#93 - Robin Deadlliams  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Louis ck -2
#142 - shareacokewith (11/13/2014) [-]
Go sit in a fucking corner and think about how shit your joke was. Deadlliams doesn't even make sense, his last name was Williams. Wi is not synonymous with life, live, alive, or any other opposite of the word dead.

Go fucking an hero you oxygen thieving failed abortion.
#155 - drizztrocks (11/14/2014) [-]
Anger
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User avatar #23 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I can get those photos for you, I just got home and need some time to dig them up
#24 to #23 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I sometimes forget I have them. So many pictures in there
#26 to #25 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Lol, it's all the more pleasing when they're "Rare" or "Hard to get".
I'm slowly building up my own collection.
User avatar #27 to #26 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/tei0cvkv6f43j/Lexxy Not sure if that's all of them but that's what I can find
#28 to #27 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you so much.
User avatar #29 to #28 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
No problem mate
#18 - miia (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#13 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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