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drizztrocks

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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:4/18/2015
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#28 - The **** was your temperature? I got 103 F before and I…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Sick days +2
User avatar #30 - yoruwaakeru (02/11/2015) [-]
I don't know to be honest, but if it helps I was on pills + alcohol since it was a party.


Not related, but when I was 7-8 ish I almost died from a high fever rofl, you just reminded me of that. I didn't go to the hospital though, got lucky.

It hurt like fuck, back again on the main topic, it hurt and I closed my eyes because there was nothing better to do, and I spent like 3 hours with my eyes closed and just feeling coldness & warmth and I started imagining it as red/black, or maybe it was just phosphene or whatever.. I'm not a writer, but this is the best I can explain to what happened.
#31 - drizztrocks (02/11/2015) [-]
Interesting.
User avatar #32 - yoruwaakeru (02/11/2015) [-]
I was having chills too.
#33 - drizztrocks (02/11/2015) [-]
Jeeze, nah when I had mine I felt nothing but bad. I had chills, it was hot as fuck. I think a sort of cool but not fun experience was waking up in a cold sweat. You just wake up like a truck hit you in the middle of the night and even though your doused you know everythings gunna be ok.
User avatar #34 - yoruwaakeru (02/11/2015) [-]
idk, the best I can explain it. is that it felt as if I was just a conscience/bundle of heat. But anyway, back again to that other story where I almost died, I don't really remember it, my parents told me about it.
#37 - He actually glorified Ye, and called him a genius. Honestly I … 02/10/2015 on That nigger Kanye +3
#317 - Noice, noice, yeah I loike that. 02/10/2015 on missingthemoontoo's profile 0
#313 - I read a message of yours that said you'd be down to, and I'm …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on missingthemoontoo's profile 0
User avatar #315 - missingthemoontoo (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, how about I make you a deal then
I'll notify you when I do end up posting one

Sound good? ;p
#317 - drizztrocks (02/10/2015) [-]
Noice, noice, yeah I loike that.
#310 - Can I look at you in real life  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2015 on missingthemoontoo's profile 0
User avatar #311 - missingthemoontoo (02/10/2015) [-]
Why would you like to do that if we haven't spoken before? ;o
#313 - drizztrocks (02/10/2015) [-]
I read a message of yours that said you'd be down to, and I'm just curious about how you look, I'm wondering if your personality matches your looks.
User avatar #315 - missingthemoontoo (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, how about I make you a deal then
I'll notify you when I do end up posting one

Sound good? ;p
#317 - drizztrocks (02/10/2015) [-]
Noice, noice, yeah I loike that.
#139 - Agree'd. 02/08/2015 on Canada Aggressiveness +2
#135 - I personally feel there was no winning or losing in the war of…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Canada Aggressiveness +3
User avatar #138 - damping (02/08/2015) [-]
The war of 1812 was a stalemate. Canadians seem to point to it as somthing of nationla pride. Them claiming they won the war of 1812 is like claiming the US won the French and Indian war also known as the 7 years war.
#139 - drizztrocks (02/08/2015) [-]
Agree'd.
#110 - I don't understand, is that supposed to prove him wrong? That …  [+] (16 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Canada Aggressiveness +6
User avatar #123 - damping (02/08/2015) [-]
Canadians like Zenyn are not very smart when it comes to the War of 1812. They have delusions that they won it.
User avatar #158 - smitherysam (02/08/2015) [-]
We burnt down your whitehouse, FUCK OFF WE WON
User avatar #179 - damping (02/08/2015) [-]
Canada didn't burn down the Whitehouse and you didn't win. Canadian education must be terrible.
User avatar #166 - meganinja (02/08/2015) [-]
By that Logic Germany won WWII by bombing London.
User avatar #169 - smitherysam (02/08/2015) [-]
Canada burnt down the whitehouse which means Canada burnt down the house of government in America. Germany did not obliterate London's parliament building. And in the end Germany lost because the Soviets captured Berlin.
User avatar #235 - sappmer (02/08/2015) [-]
Actually... Germany did bomb the British houses of parliament... Totally screwed up the Commons.
User avatar #172 - meganinja (02/08/2015) [-]
The white house isn't the house of government.

And Germany lost because they surrendered. They surrendered because they lost their capital, but they still surrendered.
#135 - drizztrocks (02/08/2015) [-]
I personally feel there was no winning or losing in the war of 1812. I now see he was twisting your words, implying that you were speaking about the land of Canada as opposed to the nation.
User avatar #138 - damping (02/08/2015) [-]
The war of 1812 was a stalemate. Canadians seem to point to it as somthing of nationla pride. Them claiming they won the war of 1812 is like claiming the US won the French and Indian war also known as the 7 years war.
#139 - drizztrocks (02/08/2015) [-]
Agree'd.
#127 - zenyn (02/08/2015) [-]
Sorry, I'm not Canadian.

Make a joke, a user that didn't realize the joke rekt.
User avatar #128 - damping (02/08/2015) [-]
Where was the joke?
#133 - zenyn (02/08/2015) [-]
Canada has a stereotype of apologize a lot and to be the most pacific country.
It was a joke saying that a tweeter was the worst thing that the Canadian army could do nowadays.


User avatar #134 - damping (02/08/2015) [-]
"pacific"

lol.
#137 - zenyn (02/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #140 - damping (02/08/2015) [-]
No I was laughing that you spelled it like the ocean instead of pacifistic
#99 - Soon..... 02/08/2015 on Never trust low level... 0
#97 - Now do **** of the green haired girl...come to the dark side...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Never trust low level... 0
User avatar #98 - pantheonguy (02/08/2015) [-]
My account is only 6 days old. I can't get into NSFW yet
#99 - drizztrocks (02/08/2015) [-]
Soon.....
#19 - Do you plan on showing us the booty any time soon? 02/06/2015 on queentitties's profile 0
#848 - I suppose so, but the whole lot of them are bitches, all three… 02/06/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#837 - I'm not sure of it yet, I'm assuming their waiting till like t…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #841 - phanact (02/06/2015) [-]
You should talk to the office to see how many days you've missed.
#848 - drizztrocks (02/06/2015) [-]
I suppose so, but the whole lot of them are bitches, all three of them. Constantly gossiping and putting kids down. It really sucks, they let kids they like get away with anything, even skipping class to fuck around in the office, but kids like me can't even say "Thanks." without being ordered to add "Mam." Makes we not even wanna co-operate with them.
#817 - I think I may have missed more than 10 days of school without …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #821 - phanact (02/06/2015) [-]
Maybe speak to your principal or the office or whoever manages that and explain yourself? Explain that you'll do your best to not miss class again and turn it around? I dunno.
#837 - drizztrocks (02/06/2015) [-]
I'm not sure of it yet, I'm assuming their waiting till like the end of the year to just be like "By the way you didn't graduate this year, yeah you're gunna have to put in an extra year if you wanna graduate from high-school have a good one." and just fuck me over. I consider myself a reasonable and somewhat mature person who can usually sort things out with adults. I once tried this with our new principle and he simply asked me if I had missed more than 7 days, and if I did then we had a problem. Thing is I had no idea how many days I missed. But fuck it. I'll wing it and just miss no more day without exempts. If not then that's how the road goes I guess.
User avatar #841 - phanact (02/06/2015) [-]
You should talk to the office to see how many days you've missed.
#848 - drizztrocks (02/06/2015) [-]
I suppose so, but the whole lot of them are bitches, all three of them. Constantly gossiping and putting kids down. It really sucks, they let kids they like get away with anything, even skipping class to fuck around in the office, but kids like me can't even say "Thanks." without being ordered to add "Mam." Makes we not even wanna co-operate with them.
#864 - When I get a bluer hue. 02/03/2015 on When your username changes... 0
#655 - Good, thats what I chose, thanks dndxplain 02/02/2015 on dndxplain's profile 0
#653 - Thats what I planned, I have 18 in Str and 20 in Wis, do you k…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on dndxplain's profile 0
User avatar #654 - dndxplain (02/02/2015) [-]
stone fists
#655 - drizztrocks (02/02/2015) [-]
Good, thats what I chose, thanks dndxplain
#651 - Dear dndexplain, how should I roll up my monk in 4e?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on dndxplain's profile 0
User avatar #652 - dndxplain (02/02/2015) [-]
focus on strength and wisdom, go unarmed.
it's broken as fuck.
#653 - drizztrocks (02/02/2015) [-]
Thats what I planned, I have 18 in Str and 20 in Wis, do you know if I should go stone fist of le mountain or le centered breath?
User avatar #654 - dndxplain (02/02/2015) [-]
stone fists
#655 - drizztrocks (02/02/2015) [-]
Good, thats what I chose, thanks dndxplain
#2685 - I want to rail you. 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... 0
#1398 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
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#1386 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
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#1255 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
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#1202 - Yeah, I'd rail you. 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#1182 - I'm a guy!  [+] (7 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
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#1152 - Thanks! 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0

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#30 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
so you have the exact same hair as me and look really similar are you me
#31 to #30 - drizztrocks (12/28/2014) [-]
I am you, You are me, we are one.
User avatar #23 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I can get those photos for you, I just got home and need some time to dig them up
#24 to #23 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I sometimes forget I have them. So many pictures in there
#26 to #25 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Lol, it's all the more pleasing when they're "Rare" or "Hard to get".
I'm slowly building up my own collection.
User avatar #27 to #26 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/tei0cvkv6f43j/Lexxy Not sure if that's all of them but that's what I can find
#28 to #27 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you so much.
User avatar #29 to #28 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
No problem mate
#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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