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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
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#84 - Whats the context on this gif?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Mexican Maid +2
User avatar #95 - geese (03/13/2015) [-]
the guy won
#133 - I think the reason is because it's just not welcome. It's a cu… 03/13/2015 on White Girls be like... +1
#112 - comicexplain what's the context here? Why is superman scared o…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/12/2015 on Disfarces in comics ... +2
User avatar #115 - comicexplain (03/12/2015) [-]
Gosh, this is an old one, from the old animated series, I believe! I -could- be wrong (It's been about 667 years since I had seen the show), but I believe he was affected by some form of Kryptonite!

Alternatively, it was an imposter. Sorry I can't be as helpful with this, but my memories a bit foggy on animated things!
#121 - katet (03/13/2015) [-]
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#124 - comicexplain (03/13/2015) [-]
Fright gas!

Thanks a ton!
User avatar #138 - katet (03/13/2015) [-]
Most welcome! Do you know a site where I can read the dark tower comic books online?
User avatar #144 - katet (03/13/2015) [-]
Good look fam
User avatar #114 - katet (03/12/2015) [-]
Doctor fright sprays superman with a fear gas, the source is below.
#23 - Damn son where'd you find that?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on The Winter Soldier +3
#61 - Most people seemed to take it seriously, speaking about how it…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Physics majors. 0
User avatar #62 - crotchlesshotpants (02/24/2015) [-]
I think they're theoreticians 0r morons
#57 - This is one of the few times my horrible internet has shown me…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Physics majors. 0
#59 - crotchlesshotpants (02/24/2015) [-]
#61 - drizztrocks (02/24/2015) [-]
Most people seemed to take it seriously, speaking about how it's "Possible if you do it multiple times."
User avatar #62 - crotchlesshotpants (02/24/2015) [-]
I think they're theoreticians 0r morons
#54 - They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. … 02/22/2015 on Having kids 0
#201 - **** you admin, all you ever do is ask us to tell you a… 02/18/2015 on insult the mods! 0
#550 - ONLY IF YOU WANT IT TO BE  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Atheism +1
#557 - soloman (02/17/2015) [-]
pls
#204 - So or you gay or a girl?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Media 0
User avatar #267 - colossusshadow (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm a girl.
#493 - Soloman you're by far one of the best debaters I've seen on th…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Atheism +1
#546 - soloman (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh, uh, wow. Thanks. Is it the sexual kind?
#550 - drizztrocks (02/17/2015) [-]
ONLY IF YOU WANT IT TO BE
#557 - soloman (02/17/2015) [-]
pls
#490 - This guy gets it. Damn. 02/16/2015 on Atheism 0
#3183 - I respect your right to refuse.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? 0
User avatar #3184 - sweetellie (02/16/2015) [-]
Thank you c:
#3137 - I'd personally like to see you nude judging from facial pictur…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? 0
User avatar #3174 - sweetellie (02/16/2015) [-]
Aww thanks I guess o//o but I still can't, sorry ^^; you can find better naked ladies easily though, being on the internet and stuff
#3183 - drizztrocks (02/16/2015) [-]
I respect your right to refuse.
User avatar #3184 - sweetellie (02/16/2015) [-]
Thank you c:
#1971 - We need nudes. 02/15/2015 on Mods will draw or be your... +1
#2491 - Now please repay the community with nudes, we ask from the bot…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? +1
#2693 - sweetellie (02/15/2015) [-]
I can't do nudes because I doubt you'd thank me for it. I'm pretty chubby and don't look good naked. You can have this though, it's muh body and shit.
#3137 - drizztrocks (02/15/2015) [-]
I'd personally like to see you nude judging from facial pictures and what you just posted. I can't speak for others but I'd definitely thank you.
User avatar #3174 - sweetellie (02/16/2015) [-]
Aww thanks I guess o//o but I still can't, sorry ^^; you can find better naked ladies easily though, being on the internet and stuff
#3183 - drizztrocks (02/16/2015) [-]
I respect your right to refuse.
User avatar #3184 - sweetellie (02/16/2015) [-]
Thank you c:
#2999 - tylosaurus (02/15/2015) [-]
Also, if you don't have it, you should totally get legwear. It'd look fantastic I tell you.
i.imgur.com/PTGqimH.jpg If I think my thin thighs look good in them, yours would look amazing. (I'm really really thin).
User avatar #3007 - sweetellie (02/15/2015) [-]
what kind of legwear? lol
#3020 - tylosaurus (02/15/2015) [-]
Well, that particular legwear there is a pantyhose. If I could, I'd go shopping with you, because they're really darn neat.
User avatar #3028 - sweetellie (02/15/2015) [-]
Ahh I see. Well I really don't wear skirts or dresses often enough to feel the benefit lol
#3031 - tylosaurus (02/15/2015) [-]
Me neither, but I really want to. How many pajamas..eseses (wut.) have you got? Is it common over there to wear sometthing like that? I don't think anyone over here wear pajamas anymore.
User avatar #3034 - sweetellie (02/15/2015) [-]
Oh god, don't make me count lol. I have way too many. Well yeah at nighttime it is, I think lots of people have pjs, especially women.
User avatar #3039 - tylosaurus (02/15/2015) [-]
England is a whole other world man. You also wear blankets when you sleep instead of duvets, right? I find that weird.

I usually just sleep in my underwear and t-shirt. I feel awkward without a shirt or underwear on.
User avatar #3041 - sweetellie (02/15/2015) [-]
haha yes, we do use duvets o-o

Ahh I see. I feel awkward any less than fully clothed >___< I don't get how people can sleep naked D;
User avatar #3043 - tylosaurus (02/15/2015) [-]
Oh. The hotel I was at only had blankets. I was cold the entire night.

Yeah I don't know why I feel awkward though.
User avatar #3045 - sweetellie (02/15/2015) [-]
oh really? ugh that sucks D:

I dunno, it's easy to get awkward when you're not in your comfort zone ^^
#3049 - tylosaurus (02/15/2015) [-]
Hmm, maybe. Maybe I should do it often enough so it becomes my comfort zone?
User avatar #3051 - sweetellie (02/15/2015) [-]
haha, if you wanted to ^^
#2795 - tylosaurus (02/15/2015) [-]
I doubt that's considered chubby.
User avatar #2797 - sweetellie (02/15/2015) [-]
Well it's not thin, is it lol
#2801 - tylosaurus (02/15/2015) [-]
Nah, but so what?
#2489 - But the question is, do you hate yourself enough to post nudes… 02/15/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? 0
#221 - Your looking a bit too deep into it. When someone blows you of… 02/11/2015 on Retail Robin Comp: RAGE... +1
#200 - Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on found on steam community page 0
#201 - arott (02/12/2015) [-]
y-you're welcome, s-sir
#33 - Jeeze, nah when I had mine I felt nothing but bad. I had chill…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Sick days 0
User avatar #34 - yoruwaakeru (02/11/2015) [-]
idk, the best I can explain it. is that it felt as if I was just a conscience/bundle of heat. But anyway, back again to that other story where I almost died, I don't really remember it, my parents told me about it.
#31 - Interesting.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Sick days +1
User avatar #32 - yoruwaakeru (02/11/2015) [-]
I was having chills too.
#33 - drizztrocks (02/11/2015) [-]
Jeeze, nah when I had mine I felt nothing but bad. I had chills, it was hot as fuck. I think a sort of cool but not fun experience was waking up in a cold sweat. You just wake up like a truck hit you in the middle of the night and even though your doused you know everythings gunna be ok.
User avatar #34 - yoruwaakeru (02/11/2015) [-]
idk, the best I can explain it. is that it felt as if I was just a conscience/bundle of heat. But anyway, back again to that other story where I almost died, I don't really remember it, my parents told me about it.
#88 - Thanks.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on found on steam community page +1
#183 - arott (02/11/2015) [-]
It's only $7 on steam right now
#200 - drizztrocks (02/11/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#201 - arott (02/12/2015) [-]
y-you're welcome, s-sir
#84 - What game is this?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2015 on found on steam community page 0
User avatar #85 - funferret (02/11/2015) [-]
Besiege.
#88 - drizztrocks (02/11/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#183 - arott (02/11/2015) [-]
It's only $7 on steam right now
#200 - drizztrocks (02/11/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#201 - arott (02/12/2015) [-]
y-you're welcome, s-sir
#28 - The **** was your temperature? I got 103 F before and I…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Sick days +2
User avatar #30 - yoruwaakeru (02/11/2015) [-]
I don't know to be honest, but if it helps I was on pills + alcohol since it was a party.


Not related, but when I was 7-8 ish I almost died from a high fever rofl, you just reminded me of that. I didn't go to the hospital though, got lucky.

It hurt like fuck, back again on the main topic, it hurt and I closed my eyes because there was nothing better to do, and I spent like 3 hours with my eyes closed and just feeling coldness & warmth and I started imagining it as red/black, or maybe it was just phosphene or whatever.. I'm not a writer, but this is the best I can explain to what happened.
#31 - drizztrocks (02/11/2015) [-]
Interesting.
User avatar #32 - yoruwaakeru (02/11/2015) [-]
I was having chills too.
#33 - drizztrocks (02/11/2015) [-]
Jeeze, nah when I had mine I felt nothing but bad. I had chills, it was hot as fuck. I think a sort of cool but not fun experience was waking up in a cold sweat. You just wake up like a truck hit you in the middle of the night and even though your doused you know everythings gunna be ok.
User avatar #34 - yoruwaakeru (02/11/2015) [-]
idk, the best I can explain it. is that it felt as if I was just a conscience/bundle of heat. But anyway, back again to that other story where I almost died, I don't really remember it, my parents told me about it.
#37 - He actually glorified Ye, and called him a genius. Honestly I … 02/10/2015 on That nigger Kanye +3

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#30 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
so you have the exact same hair as me and look really similar are you me
#31 to #30 - drizztrocks (12/28/2014) [-]
I am you, You are me, we are one.
User avatar #23 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I can get those photos for you, I just got home and need some time to dig them up
#24 to #23 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I sometimes forget I have them. So many pictures in there
#26 to #25 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Lol, it's all the more pleasing when they're "Rare" or "Hard to get".
I'm slowly building up my own collection.
User avatar #27 to #26 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/tei0cvkv6f43j/Lexxy Not sure if that's all of them but that's what I can find
#28 to #27 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you so much.
User avatar #29 to #28 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
No problem mate
#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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