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#53 - Why is that a thing? Did they literally just take an audio of …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Hi, I'm Paul! +2
User avatar #56 - smellmyfaceforswag (04/23/2014) [-]
Your guess is as good as mine when I saw it on tv.
#42 - What the **** did you just ******* … 04/23/2014 on My family +1
#39 - tru 04/23/2014 on My family +2
#38 - Hey man. We're all guys here. I'm not gay, don't be homophobic…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on My family 0
User avatar #41 - girguy (04/23/2014) [-]
what the fuck are you talking about I didn't say anything homophobic i never said there was something gay about fapping you illiterate fuck

well good friend, I simply made a goal not to look at porn/fap for a week
#42 - drizztrocks (04/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Awe, thats cool man, I heard if you stop fapping all together and refuse to fap until you get some tang, it'll increase your drive and you'll eventually get some.
#34 - 3 days? Takes me three hours before hitting **** .…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2014 on My family 0
#37 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [-]
having a life helps
#39 - drizztrocks (04/23/2014) [-]
tru
User avatar #35 - girguy (04/23/2014) [-]
what the shit this isn't the gay pony board
I posted this in the wrong place
#38 - drizztrocks (04/23/2014) [-]
Hey man. We're all guys here. I'm not gay, don't be homophobic. You're bein a bitch made. Now how do you go three days without fapping. Don't be a bitch, there's nothing gay about discussing what we all do. I fap to Straight Women. I assume you do as well, so why not share.
User avatar #41 - girguy (04/23/2014) [-]
what the fuck are you talking about I didn't say anything homophobic i never said there was something gay about fapping you illiterate fuck

well good friend, I simply made a goal not to look at porn/fap for a week
#42 - drizztrocks (04/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Awe, thats cool man, I heard if you stop fapping all together and refuse to fap until you get some tang, it'll increase your drive and you'll eventually get some.
#32 - You only get horny in a day? It takes me about an hour or two …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/23/2014 on My family 0
User avatar #33 - girguy (04/23/2014) [-]
3 days
#34 - drizztrocks (04/23/2014) [-]
3 days? Takes me three hours before hitting NSFW. How do you do it?
#37 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [-]
having a life helps
#39 - drizztrocks (04/23/2014) [-]
tru
User avatar #35 - girguy (04/23/2014) [-]
what the shit this isn't the gay pony board
I posted this in the wrong place
#38 - drizztrocks (04/23/2014) [-]
Hey man. We're all guys here. I'm not gay, don't be homophobic. You're bein a bitch made. Now how do you go three days without fapping. Don't be a bitch, there's nothing gay about discussing what we all do. I fap to Straight Women. I assume you do as well, so why not share.
User avatar #41 - girguy (04/23/2014) [-]
what the fuck are you talking about I didn't say anything homophobic i never said there was something gay about fapping you illiterate fuck

well good friend, I simply made a goal not to look at porn/fap for a week
#42 - drizztrocks (04/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Awe, thats cool man, I heard if you stop fapping all together and refuse to fap until you get some tang, it'll increase your drive and you'll eventually get some.
#174 - I'D LIKE TO FIGHT HIM IN A DND CAMPAIGN 04/23/2014 on Fuck yea, Humanity +1
#171 - Why? He's making fun of the neckbeard fedora, are you indeed f…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Fuck yea, Humanity +2
User avatar #310 - demonchain (04/24/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say I would be, considering I have neither a neckbeard nor a fedora. I am just sick and tired of people overusing that bloody bandwagon, but it might just be me, but considering the amount of negative thumbs this guy has received, and the amount of positive thumbs Garymotherfuckingoak has gotten, I wouldn't say I was the only one.
User avatar #299 - icewraith (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't know if you're a baiting troll, or a complete retard. I'll go with the complete retard.
#169 - Is this ban worthy? Howed you post this. Teach me. Please.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Americans Vs. British 0
User avatar #199 - carttman (04/23/2014) [-]
I mean Ive posted it for a while and its never been banned before. Its just a gif so theres nothing special. and I don't think it was ban worthy everything was covered up
#37 - Did he like literally delete his account because of this post …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on My life summed up in one... +1
User avatar #43 - givememoarpony (04/23/2014) [-]
He probably just disables his account after he posts. It started saying that his account was deleted long ago.
#101 - One of the best. 04/22/2014 on (untitled) +5
#83 - Give me a rock and five minutes with Bruce's head, I gaurentee…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on surprise! 0
#84 - bobthedilder (04/22/2014) [-]
#55 - Please give source on your avatar  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on AnalThrasher69 +1
User avatar #65 - welliguessitsaname (04/21/2014) [-]
I second this
#401 - What she be like when she get you home and the dick be good. 04/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#265 - Lol. If only... 04/17/2014 on PC vs Console 0
#158 - B-B-B-B-B-BAKA! 04/14/2014 on The Dick Butt Rises +1
#271 - Believe it or not, for a lot of people coming out of the close… 04/13/2014 on Sometimes popular opinion... 0
#147 - I'm mainly upset because when I do attempt to troll gay people…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Sometimes popular opinion... +1
#196 - bobthedilder (04/13/2014) [-]
How dop you troll gay people with their gayness?

You: "LOL you take it up the ass"
Gay dude: "Yeah......"
#271 - drizztrocks (04/13/2014) [-]
Believe it or not, for a lot of people coming out of the closet was a big thing. If you call them a fag, they will most likely become upset, focusing on the fact that they are a homosexual is an easy way to anger them.
#153 - It was used in a smart and ironic way. I love you. I also love…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on The Dick Butt Rises +1
User avatar #157 - Zacman (04/14/2014) [-]
Drizztrocks, I
#158 - drizztrocks (04/14/2014) [-]
B-B-B-B-B-BAKA!
#73 - I also hate doge. Lets make a fan club. The meme is overused a…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on The Dick Butt Rises +1
User avatar #151 - Zacman (04/13/2014) [-]
Wow. Such hate. Much not like doge. Much opinion. Forgive me
#153 - drizztrocks (04/13/2014) [-]
It was used in a smart and ironic way. I love you. I also love Boxxy. I will kiss you soon.
User avatar #157 - Zacman (04/14/2014) [-]
Drizztrocks, I
#158 - drizztrocks (04/14/2014) [-]
B-B-B-B-B-BAKA!
#161 - Doubt that people would pay $125 for a pack of cigarettes or $…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on There should be a unhealthy... 0
User avatar #174 - zaizer (04/09/2014) [-]
It's like the case of a drug addict, you addicted to that shit. You'll do ANYTHING to get it. Obese people have the same with fatty food, they´ll just stop buying or cut other expenses in order to cover the addictive need of fatty food, because healthy or thin food won't give them the satisfaction they are looking for
#292 - Name? Needing sauce pls.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#305 - caau (04/09/2014) [-]
Sasha Grey
#192 - Why is he doing this?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Stevie Jobs +6
User avatar #202 - midothegreat (04/06/2014) [-]
probably demonstrating windows vista
#120 - Anyone else freaked out by the utter size of this kids neck an… 04/05/2014 on mmmmhm does it look like I... +3
#123 - Take these, You'll need them. You're doing a good thing, and I…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on don't agree with old spice... +3
#186 - AnonymousDonor (03/26/2014) [-]
ahh but expired lettuce is so random!

thats the beauty of it in my humble opinion
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#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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