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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#1052
Highest Comment Rank:#6710
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#105 - Buy me a microphone that costs 100$ USD 07/07/2014 on Soda Comp 0
#94 - Now buy me a 100 $ mic.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Soda Comp +1
User avatar #95 - playfilly (07/07/2014) [-]
wut
#105 - drizztrocks (07/07/2014) [-]
Buy me a microphone that costs 100$ USD
#92 - Bruh now show us you fisting that cow.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Soda Comp +18
User avatar #93 - playfilly (07/07/2014) [-]
She wanted it
#94 - drizztrocks (07/07/2014) [-]
Now buy me a 100 $ mic.
User avatar #95 - playfilly (07/07/2014) [-]
wut
#105 - drizztrocks (07/07/2014) [-]
Buy me a microphone that costs 100$ USD
#98 - Yeah! You didn't actually do that! And if you did show us proo…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on WAR! +4
User avatar #225 - loopzoop (07/07/2014) [-]
You just want to see his cock, don't you?
#605 - drizztrocks (07/08/2014) [-]
It turns me on to think that just random women would browse and then see a fat throbbing cock, then masterbait to it.
#85 - **drizztrocks rolls 6** 07/07/2014 on I could easily end up first 0
#1443 - Well I need money for a better microphone, mine sucks. 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
#78 - Which reminds me, I need like $7 who wants to spot me, btw fee… 07/07/2014 on ARE YOU READY GOTHAM? +1
#1440 - Dude I need like 7$  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1442 - deantroell (07/07/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
#1443 - drizztrocks (07/07/2014) [-]
Well I need money for a better microphone, mine sucks.
#1261 - But did you kick her out?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1342 - deantroell (07/07/2014) [-]
Of course.
#1440 - drizztrocks (07/07/2014) [-]
Dude I need like 7$
User avatar #1442 - deantroell (07/07/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
#1443 - drizztrocks (07/07/2014) [-]
Well I need money for a better microphone, mine sucks.
#235 - Comment deleted 07/06/2014 on "Equality" +1
#242 - What do you mean "come home" Did you guys live toget…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #321 - deantroell (07/06/2014) [-]
I owned the flat we lived in, but she hated her family so she always stayed in my flat, she had my keys and everything. But not a single thing in the whole flat was owned *by her*.

*implies corrections
#1261 - drizztrocks (07/07/2014) [-]
But did you kick her out?
User avatar #1342 - deantroell (07/07/2014) [-]
Of course.
#1440 - drizztrocks (07/07/2014) [-]
Dude I need like 7$
User avatar #1442 - deantroell (07/07/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
#1443 - drizztrocks (07/07/2014) [-]
Well I need money for a better microphone, mine sucks.
#319 - deantroell has deleted their comment.
#57 - Comment deleted 07/05/2014 on Kindness 0
#503 - What ever you say BRYAN DURAL FROM LOUISANA 07/05/2014 on admin acts nice to you 0
#502 - Sure BRYAN DUREL FROM LOUISANA 07/05/2014 on admin acts nice to you 0
#150 - Chum in my ass 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#77 - Link with sauce pls ty nb4 picture of zelda nb4 pictu…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on I see what you did they're 0
User avatar #91 - furiousmarshmellow (07/05/2014) [-]
Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele

Key & Peele
User avatar #90 - entertaining (07/05/2014) [-]
It's a Key and Peele skit. I believe it is Substitute teacher
#99 - Thats ok Sam 07/04/2014 on WTG Mom 0
#87 - Oh  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on WTG Mom 0
User avatar #88 - samxdaxman (07/04/2014) [-]
Sorry dude, I'd help if I could.
#99 - drizztrocks (07/04/2014) [-]
Thats ok Sam
#172 - In the video he's actually nodding and agreeing with the woman…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Check his face tho +2
#251 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
s'alright m8
#41 - Then prepare to be creampied. 07/04/2014 on Last 3 guys in a gangbang +2
#72 - Help me with my recording problems. I have this sick beat and …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on WTG Mom 0
User avatar #86 - samxdaxman (07/04/2014) [-]
Wat

Nigga I don't know shit about recording.
#87 - drizztrocks (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh
User avatar #88 - samxdaxman (07/04/2014) [-]
Sorry dude, I'd help if I could.
#99 - drizztrocks (07/04/2014) [-]
Thats ok Sam
#50 - ty 07/04/2014 on Never gonna catch me 0
#40 - Real funny, how about you make yourself useful and give us a y…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Never gonna catch me +2
User avatar #45 - leonhardt (07/04/2014) [-]
Since you asked so nicely, I got it stickied for you.
User avatar #41 - leonhardt (07/04/2014) [-]
2/10 made me reply
#42 - Why is Seseme steert uncut?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) +11
User avatar #46 - theugandanhero (07/04/2014) [-]
Because it wasn't circumcised just then
Hoped that helped
#49 - spceinvdr (07/04/2014) [-]
I laughed way too hard at that
#67 - Can someone please back trace this and tell me what this pictu… 07/03/2014 on 1.00$ is enough +2
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User avatar #23 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I can get those photos for you, I just got home and need some time to dig them up
#24 to #23 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I sometimes forget I have them. So many pictures in there
#26 to #25 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Lol, it's all the more pleasing when they're "Rare" or "Hard to get".
I'm slowly building up my own collection.
User avatar #27 to #26 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/folder/tei0cvkv6f43j/Lexxy Not sure if that's all of them but that's what I can find
#28 to #27 - drizztrocks (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you so much.
User avatar #29 to #28 - areialview (12/09/2014) [-]
No problem mate
#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#13 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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