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Date Signed Up:3/14/2011
Last Login:11/23/2014
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Content Ranking:#12385
Comment Ranking:#19158
Highest Content Rank:#1052
Highest Comment Rank:#6710
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Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#143 - Yeah, And you have to send people to pick up payments, create … 06/28/2014 on Video Games They Should Make 0
#129 - Yeah or just make a game where you can run a MAFIA! CONTROL TH…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Video Games They Should Make +1
User avatar #140 - spidahridah (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. That'd be awesome. Kinda like the Godfather except you're in charge.
#143 - drizztrocks (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, And you have to send people to pick up payments, create rackets through verbal interactions, and maybe even start out at the bottom and work your way up, a lot less cartoony and action packed than God Father, and based on strategical moves like whacking certain guys and having reprecussions.
#138 - For me, what makes me believe is the fact that just about ever… 06/27/2014 on Making waffles 0
#78 - I gotta agree with this. 06/27/2014 on I like The Oatmeal +4
#131 - >Not a Villian >Committed genocide on his own family… 06/27/2014 on I prefer villains -2
#130 - I know what would break the batman, if not killing Dick Grayso… 06/27/2014 on I prefer villains 0
#9141605 - Comon man. 06/27/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#250 - I mean I know it's a photoshop, but how is it any less hurtful… 06/26/2014 on did anyone realize this? 0
#249 - You're a master of text, I must say. I actually thought you we…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on did anyone realize this? +1
User avatar #264 - yugiballs (06/30/2014) [-]
It wouldn't have been as special.
#248 - I don't understand, how is this a photoshop? They posted…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on did anyone realize this? 0
#250 - drizztrocks (06/26/2014) [-]
I mean I know it's a photoshop, but how is it any less hurtful to you. It being photoshopped, it's not like they contorted the originals face, they just pasted another sad cat over it.
#292 - Can you honestly tell me that admin has concealed his identity… 06/26/2014 on Funnyjunk Facts Comp 0
#117 - On my behalf as a long time funny junker, please make more. I … 06/26/2014 on FJ Facts Part 2 0
#160 - ****** famous cunt thinks he can say w… 06/26/2014 on did anyone realize this? 0
#150 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on did anyone realize this? +1
User avatar #158 - joshlol (06/26/2014) [-]
#160 - drizztrocks (06/26/2014) [-]
fuckin famous cunt thinks he can say wat he wants ill fuk him right in the gabba stupid fuckin face joshlol cunt shepard cunt 1v1 me no tap outs bet i fukken win-
#45 - LOL. Do you ******* just sit around and think of …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2014 on yeh +10
#89 - biscuitsunited (06/26/2014) [-]
one dancing ditto
#90 - biscuitsunited (06/26/2014) [-]
one loaf of bread
#91 - biscuitsunited (06/26/2014) [-]
one moose
#92 - biscuitsunited (06/26/2014) [-]
And one screencapped fuck you, that's everything you're due according to the ledgers, have a nice day
#242 - "do you even read the ******* top comment u … 06/26/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... 0
#120 - You're trying to hard.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on did anyone realize this? -1
#125 - bitchplzzz (06/26/2014) [-]
#143 - hottamaleez (06/26/2014) [-]
i'll join
#118 - Nice. It's always good to see the maturity of FJ. You know, yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2014 on did anyone realize this? 0
#119 - bitchplzzz (06/26/2014) [-]
#120 - drizztrocks (06/26/2014) [-]
You're trying to hard.
#125 - bitchplzzz (06/26/2014) [-]
#143 - hottamaleez (06/26/2014) [-]
i'll join
#41 - Now I am impressed. It's not at ALL what I thought that was gu… 06/26/2014 on Puns 0
#118 - Howed my comment end up here? I asked who Andre Herring was, m… 06/26/2014 on Its happening -1
#221 - u mak me cri :'( 06/26/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... +1
#38 - Me too, but who made it? Is there more? Where can I find more …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Puns 0
#40 - captnnorway (06/26/2014) [-]
So according to reddit, that isn't actually the original. The original is a bit more nsfw though, but I'll link it and more of the artist if you want.
i.imgur.com/loPsO9X.png
imgur.com/a/Da9bL
#62 - hellol (06/26/2014) [-]
#71 - captnnorway (06/26/2014) [-]
At least I got the artist right Matt Ratt did make both of them, I don't know which was made first
#72 - hellol (06/26/2014) [-]
I don't think Matt made the edit
Original + Gives source - e621.net/post/show/337701
Child Post + No source + Signed by "OH" - e621.net/post/show/394722/-anthro-black_nose-blue_eyes-breasts-butt-canine-c
#73 - captnnorway (06/26/2014) [-]
hmm oh well. I just stole what I found on reddit
#57 - minecraftlamer (06/26/2014) [-]
and i was just about to eat
#41 - drizztrocks (06/26/2014) [-]
Now I am impressed. It's not at ALL what I thought that was gunna be. But you found the aritist and the original. i am prood
#36 - Oh 06/26/2014 on Puns 0
#104 - Dude I love big daddi dylan. ******* genius. 06/26/2014 on meme war +1
#31 - Please God send a ******* source on this picture.…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Puns 0
#37 - captnnorway (06/26/2014) [-]
You know, it took my one reverse search on google to find this.
User avatar #49 - raidaltamimi (06/26/2014) [-]
Is there rule34 for this? for science
#50 - captnnorway (06/26/2014) [-]
kinda check out comment number #40 right under this
#55 - raidaltamimi (06/26/2014) [-]
Thanks
#38 - drizztrocks (06/26/2014) [-]
Me too, but who made it? Is there more? Where can I find more if there is? Find that out with your fancy reverse search.
#40 - captnnorway (06/26/2014) [-]
So according to reddit, that isn't actually the original. The original is a bit more nsfw though, but I'll link it and more of the artist if you want.
i.imgur.com/loPsO9X.png
imgur.com/a/Da9bL
#62 - hellol (06/26/2014) [-]
#71 - captnnorway (06/26/2014) [-]
At least I got the artist right Matt Ratt did make both of them, I don't know which was made first
#72 - hellol (06/26/2014) [-]
I don't think Matt made the edit
Original + Gives source - e621.net/post/show/337701
Child Post + No source + Signed by "OH" - e621.net/post/show/394722/-anthro-black_nose-blue_eyes-breasts-butt-canine-c
#73 - captnnorway (06/26/2014) [-]
hmm oh well. I just stole what I found on reddit
#57 - minecraftlamer (06/26/2014) [-]
and i was just about to eat
#41 - drizztrocks (06/26/2014) [-]
Now I am impressed. It's not at ALL what I thought that was gunna be. But you found the aritist and the original. i am prood
#34 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2014) [-]
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SAUCE?
tinyurl.com/2fcpre6
#36 - drizztrocks (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh
#33 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah bro, I got your back, give me a few minutes to find it.
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#18 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
should i work till 3 am or till 4 am?

also, who are you?
#19 to #18 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight home and sleep. Also I was a guy who a few months ago asked for jelly porn, just chicks that are jellies getting ****** , every which way, Jelly porn.
#20 to #19 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
its an online chem class, not a job

also, neat.
#21 to #20 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
4 am, you'll feel accomplished and worn out, go straight to bed and sleep.
#22 to #21 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
okay

here goes
#15 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#13 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
LOLWUT
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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