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#112 - If Dwayne Johnson hits you that's his choice, and I justify it… 09/12/2014 on Testing Roger Goodell's Logic 0
#71 - Person 1 is much weaker, would be the argument, obviously that…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Testing Roger Goodell's Logic 0
#85 - icecoldkilla (09/11/2014) [-]
So if I go up to Dwayne Johnson and spit on him and/or punch him, he's supposed to just walk away or politely restraint me because I'm much weaker than him? Bullshit. Gender is the only reason why there's even a an ounce of outrage, which is retarded considering the woman created the situation in the first place. It's a ridiculously simple formula:

Action X gives me reaction Z. If i don't want reaction Z, I won't do action X. How about not spitting in a football player's face? The "you should never hit a woman" clause is only active if it's an unprovoked attack. Like if Ray Rice just lost it and knocked out his fiancee out of anger, that would be wrong. Ray Rice's actions were a direct response to his fiancee taking a simple argument and escalating it to a physical confrontation. She's contributing to her own ass whooping. The worst part is now people with different opinions are being censored by media. A news reporter was just fired and Paul George was forced to apologize for a tweet he made, etc. What a shitshow.
#112 - drizztrocks (09/12/2014) [-]
If Dwayne Johnson hits you that's his choice, and I justify it. Don't spit in his face, but as apposed to being a big fucking gorilla animal you can always hold them down, and there's no such thing as "Politely Contrstraining" someone if someone spit on me I'd probably hit them, then regret it. It's morally wrong, two wrongs don't make a right, but it makes you feel better and that person is less likely to do so, but when you knock them the fuck out, to the point to were you're caving their head in, it gets to be really bad, yeah they attacked you, but to knock them out and drag them around? Just knock them out and call the police, or constrain them. With great power comes great responsability.
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#44 - Know who else likes the taste of coktails? Holden Caulfield 09/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
#71 - I get that it's trying to be funny but it has a good meaning b… 08/30/2014 on Talking to Girls -1
#165 - Why do people thumb him down or up? It's what he wants, he wan… 08/26/2014 on A day inside a womans mouth 0
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User avatar #78 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
oh yeah, I know about that. I just used the source I saw on a youtube video that talked about this. didn't even pay attention to the website, tbh.
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#840 - I'm currently getting English classes in writing and think I h… 08/23/2014 on Should I make a game... 0

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#15 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
give me your chest and key
#16 to #15 - drizztrocks (06/25/2014) [-]
Fight me for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Moose are pretty passive unless provoked. I don't want to fight you, buddy
#13 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 to #13 - drizztrocks (06/22/2014) [-]
Now please post an explict creampie.
User avatar #1 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Glad you think so
#2 to #1 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
I just saw your account name on a post so I figured i would stop by
#4 to #3 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Cool nice to meet you Drizzt. How was that Orc slaughter?
User avatar #5 to #4 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you aswell. I have not slaughtered a large group of orcs in several decades as the treaty is in place still. Mostly been Netherese and Undead
#6 to #5 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm so outdated..
User avatar #7 to #6 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
What book are you on? If you don't mind me asking
#8 to #7 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
Man Last book I read was like The Crystal Shard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Jesus yeah you are a bit behind but really it doesn't matter
#10 to #9 - drizztrocks (09/06/2012) [-]
I'm Joking! Lol. But yeah IM still abit behind
User avatar #11 to #10 - DrizztDoUrden (09/06/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah that flew over my head abit. And I hope I didn't ruin anything with my treaty talk
#12 to #11 - drizztrocks (10/13/2012) [-]
Not at all.
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