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drifloon

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#14 - **drifloon used "*roll picture*"** **drifloon rolled image ** 05/15/2016 on Admin found your secret... 0
#497 - **drifloon used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **drifloon rolls 42** 05/15/2016 on Roll your pokemon team 0
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#146 - #81 12/13/2015 on 4chit +1
#103 - Good for you, special snowflake. You just said yourself that i… 12/05/2015 on I Thot U Said 0
#71 - That's true, ears do feel good. For me personally though it's …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on I Thot U Said +1
#104 - mravci (12/05/2015) [-]
i should try that out, thanks for telling me.

Some of the girls don't trust me around their necks. slowly kissing the back of their neck is ok, but anywhere on the side and they think i'll give them a hickey, because I did once. just for the laughs. she bit my dick thoo, so we kinda evened out (kinda)

I like to choke the girls i'm doing. Just like out of nowhere, changes the whole atmosphere from playful to serious fuck.
I abofuckinglutely love tits, but then again i sometimes also kiss the cheeks and move up to the nape of the neck. So i'm not really sure if i'm a boobs or ass-man.
any other zones you'd like to tell a guy who loves to please?
#58 - Sure why not. 1. Oral. I know it's gross, we don't like g…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2015 on I Thot U Said +5
#98 - insanefreak (12/05/2015) [-]
Wow wow wow wow WOW
A man's orgasm is mostly physical? Now I can't speak for anyone but my own personal self, but if I can distract myself from focusing on the act, I can delay the finish for a good while.

If I'm into it too much, too focused, too mentally occupied by the thing, I'll have emptied my miniature gauss rifle in seconds.

Other than that, my personal experience agrees with you.
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#103 - drifloon (12/05/2015) [-]
Good for you, special snowflake. You just said yourself that if you distract yourself, you can hold off for a while, but eventually you'll probably come just from the feeling if it feels good enough. Most women can't though. No matter how good it feels if a woman isn't 100% invested in the sex, she wont be able to finish. She'll probably be nice and fake it just for you, though. ;D
#65 - mravci (12/05/2015) [-]
nice tips.

Allthough don't know about the soles, never tried but don't ever forget the ears. I made a girl cum by only nibbling(do you cal it to nibble?) on her ears.

Always use your fingers while pleasuring her orally. and pulling hair is almost always appreciated. though i had a girl who wouldn't let me even touch her hair. you always have some weird people.

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#71 - drifloon (12/05/2015) [-]
That's true, ears do feel good. For me personally though it's the neck. I like my neck bit more than literally anything else. It's my favorite.

A little something I like to do with guys though is suck on the inner crook of their elbow. Women don't have an erogenous zone there but men do and most people don't know about it so it's always a pleasant surprise.
#104 - mravci (12/05/2015) [-]
i should try that out, thanks for telling me.

Some of the girls don't trust me around their necks. slowly kissing the back of their neck is ok, but anywhere on the side and they think i'll give them a hickey, because I did once. just for the laughs. she bit my dick thoo, so we kinda evened out (kinda)

I like to choke the girls i'm doing. Just like out of nowhere, changes the whole atmosphere from playful to serious fuck.
I abofuckinglutely love tits, but then again i sometimes also kiss the cheeks and move up to the nape of the neck. So i'm not really sure if i'm a boobs or ass-man.
any other zones you'd like to tell a guy who loves to please?
#49 - As a girl who lost hers to a guy with a small dingledanger who…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/05/2015 on I Thot U Said +12
#57 - illicitid (12/05/2015) [-]
Best answer ever.

#55 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
elynichujy probably just needs some experience. Any tips for the guy?
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#58 - drifloon (12/05/2015) [-]
Sure why not.
1. Oral. I know it's gross, we don't like giving it either, but it could very well be the difference between her having an orgasm and not. And I'm not talking lick lick done, I'm talking like 10 minutes. She will thank you! (You especially need this skill if you're a little lacking in other areas. A good technique is licking the alphabet.)

2. Don't ignore the rest of her body. She has erogenous zones all over her body. Kiss and suck these areas and she'll be purring like a cat: neck, inner thighs, lower back, breasts and the soles of her feet (if she's into that. Some people think it's gross)

3. A woman's orgasm is mostly mental, while a man's is mostly physical. This is why most women can't cum. DON'T LET HER GET BORED. Change positions, don't only focus on her vagina, and let her do some of the work.

4. Almost all of my girlfriends and I agree, we like it kinky. Many girls are too shy to say so, but most of us LOVE it. Maybe not like chains and whips but most of us like hair pulling, biting, being tied up, toys, and spanking. Ask your girl if that's something she'd be interested in.

5. Sex is gross. There's going to be weird sounds and sweat and fluids and lumps of fat and what have you. If you call attention to any of them, you're an asshole. That goes for both partners

Notice none of what I said was "PIV for 5 minutes, cum, fall asleep" That's bad sex.
Sorry I wrote a novel, but that's what helps for me. Hope it works for you too!
#98 - insanefreak (12/05/2015) [-]
Wow wow wow wow WOW
A man's orgasm is mostly physical? Now I can't speak for anyone but my own personal self, but if I can distract myself from focusing on the act, I can delay the finish for a good while.

If I'm into it too much, too focused, too mentally occupied by the thing, I'll have emptied my miniature gauss rifle in seconds.

Other than that, my personal experience agrees with you.
User avatar
#103 - drifloon (12/05/2015) [-]
Good for you, special snowflake. You just said yourself that if you distract yourself, you can hold off for a while, but eventually you'll probably come just from the feeling if it feels good enough. Most women can't though. No matter how good it feels if a woman isn't 100% invested in the sex, she wont be able to finish. She'll probably be nice and fake it just for you, though. ;D
#65 - mravci (12/05/2015) [-]
nice tips.

Allthough don't know about the soles, never tried but don't ever forget the ears. I made a girl cum by only nibbling(do you cal it to nibble?) on her ears.

Always use your fingers while pleasuring her orally. and pulling hair is almost always appreciated. though i had a girl who wouldn't let me even touch her hair. you always have some weird people.

User avatar
#71 - drifloon (12/05/2015) [-]
That's true, ears do feel good. For me personally though it's the neck. I like my neck bit more than literally anything else. It's my favorite.

A little something I like to do with guys though is suck on the inner crook of their elbow. Women don't have an erogenous zone there but men do and most people don't know about it so it's always a pleasant surprise.
#104 - mravci (12/05/2015) [-]
i should try that out, thanks for telling me.

Some of the girls don't trust me around their necks. slowly kissing the back of their neck is ok, but anywhere on the side and they think i'll give them a hickey, because I did once. just for the laughs. she bit my dick thoo, so we kinda evened out (kinda)

I like to choke the girls i'm doing. Just like out of nowhere, changes the whole atmosphere from playful to serious fuck.
I abofuckinglutely love tits, but then again i sometimes also kiss the cheeks and move up to the nape of the neck. So i'm not really sure if i'm a boobs or ass-man.
any other zones you'd like to tell a guy who loves to please?
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