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drifloon

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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/19/2010
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:California
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Comment Ranking:#8449
Highest Content Rank:#2235
Highest Comment Rank:#3375
Content Thumbs: 3685 total,  4597 ,  912
Comment Thumbs: 1088 total,  1191 ,  103
Content Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 189 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:6
Content Views:68507
Times Content Favorited:375 times
Total Comments Made:264
FJ Points:4568
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#77 - Sounds good. Pick me up at 9.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Short People 0
#79 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
You don't mind that i don't have a car right?

All i've got is this ol beauty Red Lightning. You can sit in the back and ill pedal to the metal.
#75 - Well obviously not me. But we're out there. Not all short girl…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Short People 0
User avatar #76 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
I don't know, why don't you and I give it a shot?

We could go paint balling or grab a bite at the cheese cake factory. Or maybe not, i don't know if i like chesecake or not
User avatar #77 - drifloon (05/16/2015) [-]
Sounds good. Pick me up at 9.
#79 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
You don't mind that i don't have a car right?

All i've got is this ol beauty Red Lightning. You can sit in the back and ill pedal to the metal.
#73 - *Is white* *Is 4'11* I disagree?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Short People 0
User avatar #74 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
I don't see you and I going on a date anytime soon.

And they aren't a lot of short white girls In Canada.

Or maybe i can't see them ba dum tss it hurt me more than it hurt you
User avatar #75 - drifloon (05/16/2015) [-]
Well obviously not me. But we're out there. Not all short girls are Asian.
User avatar #76 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
I don't know, why don't you and I give it a shot?

We could go paint balling or grab a bite at the cheese cake factory. Or maybe not, i don't know if i like chesecake or not
User avatar #77 - drifloon (05/16/2015) [-]
Sounds good. Pick me up at 9.
#79 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
You don't mind that i don't have a car right?

All i've got is this ol beauty Red Lightning. You can sit in the back and ill pedal to the metal.
#69 - Okay rapey. 05/16/2015 on Short People +35
#68 - Try to date shorter girls dude. I'm 4'11 and have no problem d…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Short People 0
User avatar #72 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
but that means i have to date my own race (asians)

and they crazy. The innocent ones have that wild side.
User avatar #125 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/16/2015) [-]
someone on fj not obsessed with asian girls? dont let them hear you.
User avatar #73 - drifloon (05/16/2015) [-]
*Is white* *Is 4'11* I disagree?
User avatar #74 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
I don't see you and I going on a date anytime soon.

And they aren't a lot of short white girls In Canada.

Or maybe i can't see them ba dum tss it hurt me more than it hurt you
User avatar #75 - drifloon (05/16/2015) [-]
Well obviously not me. But we're out there. Not all short girls are Asian.
User avatar #76 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
I don't know, why don't you and I give it a shot?

We could go paint balling or grab a bite at the cheese cake factory. Or maybe not, i don't know if i like chesecake or not
User avatar #77 - drifloon (05/16/2015) [-]
Sounds good. Pick me up at 9.
#79 - plasticcup (05/16/2015) [-]
You don't mind that i don't have a car right?

All i've got is this ol beauty Red Lightning. You can sit in the back and ill pedal to the metal.
#173 - ikagerou@ 05/16/2015 on Thank You +1
#129 - Yikes. Sorry dude. When do you get paid?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Thank You +1
User avatar #178 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/16/2015) [-]
Thursday.
#114 - Oh. Yeah, that. Electricity and internet are thankfully includ… 05/15/2015 on Thank You +1
#112 - Does that usually cost money? I've never been charged for that.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Thank You +1
User avatar #113 - ronyx (05/15/2015) [-]
I was exaggerating, electricity costs money so yea
User avatar #114 - drifloon (05/15/2015) [-]
Oh. Yeah, that. Electricity and internet are thankfully included in my rent so I won't have to worry about it until the first.
#108 - I kinda wish I'd thought of asking for help now. I've been eat…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Thank You +2
#122 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2015) [-]
More money than me
User avatar #129 - drifloon (05/15/2015) [-]
Yikes. Sorry dude. When do you get paid?
User avatar #178 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/16/2015) [-]
Thursday.
#120 - verge (05/15/2015) [-]
Paypal?
User avatar #173 - drifloon (05/16/2015) [-]
ikagerou@ gmail.com
User avatar #111 - ronyx (05/15/2015) [-]
it was probably more expensive to check your account.
User avatar #112 - drifloon (05/15/2015) [-]
Does that usually cost money? I've never been charged for that.
User avatar #113 - ronyx (05/15/2015) [-]
I was exaggerating, electricity costs money so yea
User avatar #114 - drifloon (05/15/2015) [-]
Oh. Yeah, that. Electricity and internet are thankfully included in my rent so I won't have to worry about it until the first.
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#22 - burgonyasalata (04/26/2015) [-]
i love pepemon
i love pepemon
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
It was an okay Pokemon.
User avatar #20 to #19 - drifloon (10/20/2013) [-]
It's an adorable pokemon. :3
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Alrighty then...
User avatar #12 - aulubear (10/07/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.

Damn that's an old saying.
User avatar #13 to #12 - drifloon (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't see why I have to validate to you that I own tits. If you told me you were a boy, I wouldn't ask you to show me your dick in order to believe that you have one. Don't be a creep.
User avatar #14 to #13 - aulubear (10/07/2013) [-]
I think you're the only one I've seen that's been defensive about that. I don't know how to shift this into a 'Hia' message.

If it is possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - drifloon (10/07/2013) [-]
It's not that I'm defensive, it's that I get asked to show people my tits all the time and frankly, it gets old and it's creepy and sexist. If you had been less rude about it, maybe struck up a nice conversation first I would've been glad to show you pictures of myself.
User avatar #16 to #15 - aulubear (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm not even interested in the pictures.

It's a really good way to get people's attention, is all. Besides, I have a friend that I could stare at if I REAAAAALLLY wanted

Point is, I strike up conversations in stupid ways. :3
User avatar #17 to #16 - drifloon (10/07/2013) [-]
A nicer way is "hey, what's up?"
User avatar #18 to #17 - aulubear (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeaaa. But I feel that's no fun.

And doesn't get people's attention well enough. Saying what I did works fine. Or, so far, it has.
User avatar #10 - TheTypoPoopcicle (05/13/2011) [-]
I'm sorry... :c
User avatar #11 to #10 - drifloon (05/13/2011) [-]
No problem buddy. ^^ It's alright.
User avatar #5 - otot (12/21/2010) [-]
you should **** version of fj girl just sayin
plus freinds?
#2 - Jolt (12/21/2010) [-]
1.you can draw. AWESOMELY  
2. you seem funny :3  
3. I'm assuming you like pokemon >.> i have been wrong about that...  
...  
can i be your friend? please?  
...  
._.
1.you can draw. AWESOMELY
2. you seem funny :3
3. I'm assuming you like pokemon >.> i have been wrong about that...
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can i be your friend? please?
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._.
User avatar #4 to #2 - drifloon (12/21/2010) [-]
Thank you :D
I have a dry sense of humor. Many people don't understand. But I'm glad you do!
And yes. I do. I've been watching Pokemon and playing the cards and games ever since I could toddle.

Also, do you draw? I know a Jolt on Deviantart and wouldn't that be awesome?
User avatar #7 to #4 - Jolt (12/22/2010) [-]
haha, yeah there is a very, very nonexistent chance of that being me. ._.
i draw modestly. I don't like fishing for complements, so I'm happy at the level i am and work to get better. :D

Also the fact that my scanner is an embodiment of Satan himself is another reason I'm not on Deviantart. >.> damn you scanner.
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User avatar #3 to #1 - drifloon (12/21/2010) [-]
Yes I am. ^^ Why?
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User avatar #8 to #6 - drifloon (12/22/2010) [-]
Do you live here too?
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