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drifloon

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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/19/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:California
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#12189
Comment Ranking:#15963
Highest Content Rank:#2235
Highest Comment Rank:#3375
Content Thumbs: 3685 total,  4597 ,  912
Comment Thumbs: 933 total,  1003 ,  70
Content Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 178 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 179 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:6
Content Views:68405
Times Content Favorited:376 times
Total Comments Made:169
FJ Points:4462
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latest user's comments

#1276 - lol bigger version here 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? -1
#1017 - Half white, half Mexican.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? -1
User avatar #1687 - niteghost (14 hours ago) [-]
And 100% perfect. Damn girl.
User avatar #1050 - cshp (03/05/2015) [-]
You're an angel amongst men
#960 - You're quite attractive.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
User avatar #1011 - TheEmpire (03/05/2015) [-]
thank you, doll
#908 - Nice try though.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? +2
User avatar #927 - amuter (03/05/2015) [-]
I know what you're thinking, but I happen to be someone who pays attention to detail. I wouldn't get a pic that makes your "tats" more revealing than they already are anyway.
#848 - Aw thanks ^u^  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #888 - amuter (03/05/2015) [-]
I can't properly see what your necklace looks like.
#908 - drifloon (03/05/2015) [-]
Nice try though.
User avatar #927 - amuter (03/05/2015) [-]
I know what you're thinking, but I happen to be someone who pays attention to detail. I wouldn't get a pic that makes your "tats" more revealing than they already are anyway.
#807 - Here ya go.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? +5
User avatar #1182 - raverr (03/05/2015) [-]
What is this, a selfie for ants?
#1276 - drifloon (03/05/2015) [-]
lol bigger version here
User avatar #1007 - cshp (03/05/2015) [-]
What nationality are you?
User avatar #1017 - drifloon (03/05/2015) [-]
Half white, half Mexican.
User avatar #1687 - niteghost (14 hours ago) [-]
And 100% perfect. Damn girl.
User avatar #1050 - cshp (03/05/2015) [-]
You're an angel amongst men
User avatar #840 - amuter (03/05/2015) [-]
You have great teeth
User avatar #848 - drifloon (03/05/2015) [-]
Aw thanks ^u^
User avatar #888 - amuter (03/05/2015) [-]
I can't properly see what your necklace looks like.
#908 - drifloon (03/05/2015) [-]
Nice try though.
User avatar #927 - amuter (03/05/2015) [-]
I know what you're thinking, but I happen to be someone who pays attention to detail. I wouldn't get a pic that makes your "tats" more revealing than they already are anyway.
#1442 - Ya I want sum fuk. 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#67 - Well, that's true, but heels aren't a long term fix like losin…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Snu Snu 0
User avatar #99 - dorfdorfdorf (02/26/2015) [-]
you cant exercise to make yourself taller
User avatar #121 - nanako (02/26/2015) [-]
plyometrics
User avatar #127 - dorfdorfdorf (02/26/2015) [-]
shh

go away now
#65 - Hi, 4'11 here! And yes it does. Short people have no control o…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Snu Snu 0
#66 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
height aint a problem.
can be "fixed" by wearing heels, makes you always look fabulous.
but yeah, no point of hating on short people.
User avatar #98 - dorfdorfdorf (02/26/2015) [-]
wearing high heels to fix height is like writing on your face with a sharpie to fix skin color
User avatar #83 - veya (02/26/2015) [-]
I hate heels, any kind of footwear that affect how well I can move in a negative way is a no-no.
User avatar #67 - drifloon (02/26/2015) [-]
Well, that's true, but heels aren't a long term fix like losing weight is and there aren't any surgeries or pills you can have to make you taller.
User avatar #99 - dorfdorfdorf (02/26/2015) [-]
you cant exercise to make yourself taller
User avatar #121 - nanako (02/26/2015) [-]
plyometrics
User avatar #127 - dorfdorfdorf (02/26/2015) [-]
shh

go away now
#121 - As a female, I totally agree. Beagledrip Cuminbebop looks like… 02/26/2015 on Manly Military +4
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User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
It was an okay Pokemon.
User avatar #20 to #19 - drifloon (10/20/2013) [-]
It's an adorable pokemon. :3
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Alrighty then...
User avatar #12 - aulubear (10/07/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.

Damn that's an old saying.
User avatar #13 to #12 - drifloon (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't see why I have to validate to you that I own tits. If you told me you were a boy, I wouldn't ask you to show me your dick in order to believe that you have one. Don't be a creep.
User avatar #14 to #13 - aulubear (10/07/2013) [-]
I think you're the only one I've seen that's been defensive about that. I don't know how to shift this into a 'Hia' message.

If it is possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - drifloon (10/07/2013) [-]
It's not that I'm defensive, it's that I get asked to show people my tits all the time and frankly, it gets old and it's creepy and sexist. If you had been less rude about it, maybe struck up a nice conversation first I would've been glad to show you pictures of myself.
User avatar #16 to #15 - aulubear (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm not even interested in the pictures.

It's a really good way to get people's attention, is all. Besides, I have a friend that I could stare at if I REAAAAALLLY wanted

Point is, I strike up conversations in stupid ways. :3
User avatar #17 to #16 - drifloon (10/07/2013) [-]
A nicer way is "hey, what's up?"
User avatar #18 to #17 - aulubear (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeaaa. But I feel that's no fun.

And doesn't get people's attention well enough. Saying what I did works fine. Or, so far, it has.
User avatar #10 - TheTypoPoopcicle (05/13/2011) [-]
I'm sorry... :c
User avatar #11 to #10 - drifloon (05/13/2011) [-]
No problem buddy. ^^ It's alright.
User avatar #5 - otot (12/21/2010) [-]
you should **** version of fj girl just sayin
plus freinds?
#2 - Jolt (12/21/2010) [-]
1.you can draw. AWESOMELY  
2. you seem funny :3  
3. I'm assuming you like pokemon >.> i have been wrong about that...  
...  
can i be your friend? please?  
...  
._.
1.you can draw. AWESOMELY
2. you seem funny :3
3. I'm assuming you like pokemon >.> i have been wrong about that...
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can i be your friend? please?
...
._.
User avatar #4 to #2 - drifloon (12/21/2010) [-]
Thank you :D
I have a dry sense of humor. Many people don't understand. But I'm glad you do!
And yes. I do. I've been watching Pokemon and playing the cards and games ever since I could toddle.

Also, do you draw? I know a Jolt on Deviantart and wouldn't that be awesome?
User avatar #7 to #4 - Jolt (12/22/2010) [-]
haha, yeah there is a very, very nonexistent chance of that being me. ._.
i draw modestly. I don't like fishing for complements, so I'm happy at the level i am and work to get better. :D

Also the fact that my scanner is an embodiment of Satan himself is another reason I'm not on Deviantart. >.> damn you scanner.
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User avatar #3 to #1 - drifloon (12/21/2010) [-]
Yes I am. ^^ Why?
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User avatar #8 to #6 - drifloon (12/22/2010) [-]
Do you live here too?
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