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Date Signed Up:3/08/2011
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latest user's comments

#22 - Picture 56 minutes ago on How to get a round of drinks 0
#85 - the ***** mist ending  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on "beautiful" films +6
#88 - itsmedumbass (1 hour ago) [-]
All he had to do was waiting five FUCKING MINUTES, and they would have been fine.
#92 - dragontool (1 hour ago) [-]
LOL I KNOW IT WAS HILARIOUS
#56 - alright.  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on The Plush Strangler 0
User avatar #57 - niteghost (7 hours ago) [-]
Do you not have confidence in your own body? I have absolutely never dropped my phone from my hands. Why? Because I have a good grip. It comes in handy when making first impressions shaking hands , when holding a phone over water like this bitch , and when choking a bitch-ass nigga out still working on testing this one out .
#39 - is that dumb bitch holding a cell phone  [+] (5 new replies) 10 hours ago on The Plush Strangler 0
#53 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
BLONDE GIRL,
NOT MATCHING TOP AND BOTTOM,
DEFINITELY NOT A PHONE.
User avatar #42 - alstorp (9 hours ago) [-]
Could be a waterproof camera
User avatar #48 - niteghost (8 hours ago) [-]
And the phone is pretty well gripped.
#56 - drhoffable (7 hours ago) [-]
alright.
User avatar #57 - niteghost (7 hours ago) [-]
Do you not have confidence in your own body? I have absolutely never dropped my phone from my hands. Why? Because I have a good grip. It comes in handy when making first impressions shaking hands , when holding a phone over water like this bitch , and when choking a bitch-ass nigga out still working on testing this one out .
#39 - drunk night 06/01/2015 on The Drunk Knight +6
#8 - i have no life  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on zezima 0
#9 - duckwith (06/01/2015) [-]
I see.
#6 - wow its you such popular  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2015 on zezima 0
#7 - duckwith (06/01/2015) [-]
What makes you respond to a two day old comment?
User avatar #8 - drhoffable (06/01/2015) [-]
i have no life
#9 - duckwith (06/01/2015) [-]
I see.
#27 - Picture 04/06/2015 on FIGHT THE SYSTEM!!! ANARCHY!!! 0
#194 - MY BRAND 04/03/2015 on Brands +6
#108 - <3 10/25/2014 on Obesity 0

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User avatar #86 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
ashedust i have a question for you, can you respond for me?
User avatar #87 to #86 - ashedust (09/29/2014) [-]
Sure?
User avatar #88 to #87 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
alright now i got into a car accident and am stuck in bed 24/7 and am looking for a 'job' to do on FJ, i have skype and everything, is there anyway to get a referal for a staff position? im on here all day every day and figured it would be nice to do more.
#91 to #88 - joshlol has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #89 to #88 - ashedust (09/29/2014) [-]
I could mention your name. Can't promise anything mostly cause I'm only level 5 mod. But... I can mention.

Most likely you'll just get linked to the mod test. And if you were to pass that, the application.
User avatar #90 to #89 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
thats really nice of you dude, i really appreciate it. do you have the link for the test?
User avatar #95 to #92 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
damn dude i **** my pants
User avatar #97 to #95 - joshlol (09/29/2014) [-]
haha
sorry man, I genuinely couldn't resist

but good luck
User avatar #99 to #97 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
lol i would do the same, you sneaky bastard haha
User avatar #93 to #92 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, im filling it out now
User avatar #94 to #93 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Don't listen to them, here's the real one
www.funnyjunk.com/mods/quiz/
User avatar #98 to #94 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
oh its the same quiz that was given some time ago, theres no new test i would be able to take, is there? i didnt do that good then, didnt study prior to the test, im 100% more ready for the test if i can retake it
#100 to #98 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Don't fret. Ultimatly, A higher mod will decide. Tests don't do justice.
For the record, here's mine.
User avatar #101 to #100 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
well would ya look at that, how did you manage to get your position? a referral of some sort?
User avatar #102 to #101 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Well, I did fill in a serious PDF about how I would act in certain situations and the like.
User avatar #103 to #102 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
thats great brotha, you must have definitely stood out, ive pretty much submitted everything possible to admin that i could, but it seems as if i got over looked, would you mind putting in a referral for me? if needed i can meet the team on skype for a more formal interview.
User avatar #106 to #104 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
having trouble with your RS password still? do you not have recovery questions?
User avatar #107 to #106 - walcorn (09/29/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #114 to #107 - walcorn (09/29/2014) [-]
fluphy

On funnyjunk you mean?
User avatar #108 to #107 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
runescape... are you still having trouble getting into your account that is around 10 years old?
User avatar #109 to #108 - walcorn (09/29/2014) [-]
No it's just that the game freezes upon login
I have my password
User avatar #110 to #109 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
black screening or do you see your character prior to it freezing?
User avatar #111 to #110 - walcorn (09/29/2014) [-]
Changed world, works like a dream now
#113 to #111 - fluphy (09/29/2014) [-]
walcorn is there a way to change ur username?
User avatar #112 to #111 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
ah i was in the middle of typing that to change worlds, glad you got it working bro
User avatar #105 to #104 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
love you too man <3
User avatar #96 to #94 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
thanks man filling it out now, greatly appreciated.
#84 - rapeyrapey (09/14/2014) [-]
lol you deleted the fake story
User avatar #85 to #84 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
damn straight
User avatar #82 to #72 - drhoffable ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
im a free man!
User avatar #83 to #82 - joshlol (08/30/2014) [-]
I know
#73 to #72 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
he banned me for no reason
User avatar #74 to #73 - joshlol (08/26/2014) [-]
**joshlol comforts you**
User avatar #75 to #74 - xax (08/29/2014) [-]
god dammit with this newbie ass account back to lvl 0 ffs
User avatar #76 to #75 - joshlol (08/29/2014) [-]
sorry man
User avatar #77 to #76 - xax (08/29/2014) [-]
its cool amigo, if i keep asking admin for my account back maybe he wont be a dick
User avatar #78 to #77 - joshlol (08/29/2014) [-]
the problem is he's very busy and forgets things, so you'll have to get his attention quickly, be polite, and give a link to your banned account in the comment if you want hopes of an unban
User avatar #79 to #78 - xax (08/29/2014) [-]
yea, it just sucks, i literally got banned and never broke one rule on this site. so geyy, ah maybe some day hel recognize me agaain
User avatar #80 to #79 - joshlol (08/29/2014) [-]
just type out a nice request to be unbanned on notepad including a profile link and spam it at him when you see him actively posting ****
User avatar #81 to #80 - xax (08/29/2014) [-]
spam him to get unbanned fro spamming lol
User avatar #70 - whereisaname (07/02/2014) [-]
**** YOU AND YOUR MISLEADING AVATAR!
User avatar #71 to #70 - drhoffable ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
i know not what youre talking about
User avatar #67 - clechyl (08/21/2013) [-]
waiit admin bans for comments without pictures now?
User avatar #68 to #67 - drhoffable ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
who knows
User avatar #60 - anocheeanochee (12/08/2011) [-]
You're a nasty piece of **** . **** you.
User avatar #62 to #62 - drhoffable ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
lol you mad bout something buddy?
User avatar #51 - ZombeCyd (09/05/2011) [-]
I'm actually surprised you're going to remake the ending. It better be damn good though.
User avatar #52 to #52 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/06/2011) [-]
howd u like it?
User avatar #53 to #54 - ZombeCyd (09/07/2011) [-]
Meh...
User avatar #54 to #55 - drhoffable ONLINE (09/07/2011) [-]
damn, dw, theyl get better.
User avatar #55 to #56 - ZombeCyd (09/07/2011) [-]
Alrighty, I know you have talent based on that first comic
User avatar #44 - nickyd (08/24/2011) [-]
lmao faggot over 900 i hate you
User avatar #45 to #46 - drhoffable ONLINE (08/25/2011) [-]
over 3000 ;)
#46 to #47 - nickyd (08/25/2011) [-]
******* fag xD good job jew
User avatar #47 to #48 - drhoffable ONLINE (08/25/2011) [-]
LOLOLOL now its ur turn jewwgina
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User avatar #33 - eatdicknigga (08/07/2011) [-]
So you are cool with Women on women but not man on man? what the **** man double standard fags
User avatar #34 to #35 - drhoffable ONLINE (08/07/2011) [-]
lol ur so gay for bringing this back up
User avatar #27 - drhoffable ONLINE (04/15/2011) [-]
**drhoffable rolls 3**
#28 to #29 - puppywuvsyou (04/18/2011) [-]
**puppywuvsyou rolls 1** one with two numbers.. both he same, thats the kiiinnddd cuz when your rooolllling! those.... special.... double's.....
User avatar #26 - drhoffable ONLINE (04/15/2011) [-]
**drhoffable rolls 82,932,685**
User avatar #25 - drhoffable ONLINE (04/15/2011) [-]
**drhoffable rolls 7**
#23 - puppywuvsyou (04/11/2011) [-]
u find out how to roll cuz i wanna know too
u find out how to roll cuz i wanna know too
User avatar #24 to #24 - drhoffable ONLINE (04/14/2011) [-]
yea, just type *roll #* ....... in the # put a number 1-9
User avatar #7 - jacksdiner (04/09/2011) [-]
Dude, stop hating on gays. They get enough hatred from the world; they don't need it here too.
User avatar #8 to #8 - drhoffable ONLINE (04/10/2011) [-]
then have them stop acten like they need special treatment just bc they like penis, i only hate gays that are open and outt there about it and they act like its ok when its NOT. if someones gay then dont ******* tell the whole ***** world, no one gives a **** .

kind regards...
User avatar #9 to #9 - jacksdiner (04/10/2011) [-]
Well, I hate it when straight people act like they're better than gays just because they like pussy, I only hate straights that are open and out there about their "superiority" and act like it's okay when it's NOT. If someone's straight then don't act better than ******* the whole ******* world, no-one likes them.

Kind regards...

Also, why do you think homosexuality is wrong?
User avatar #10 to #10 - drhoffable ONLINE (04/10/2011) [-]
being straight is better, all u fags out there need to get over the fact that straight people r better than u and they always will be. i hate homos bc they think that it is normal to like their own sex. if u like that, good for u, just dont go around expecting anyone to like you if ur openly gay is all im sayin.
User avatar #11 to #11 - jacksdiner (04/10/2011) [-]
I'm Bi, and are they not entitled to like what they want to? How can straight people possibly be better, other than being the majority? Sir Elton John is gay, Neil Patrick Harris is gay, Sir Ian Mckellen is gay, Clay Aiken is gay, Adam Lambert is gay, Carson Kressley, John waters.... All of those people are popular, with millions of fans. Your argument is invalid.
#69 to #11 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [-]
His argument isn't invalid. You should have brought up a few people like Alan Turing instead, or maybe a few people who were supposedly gay, like, Galileo and Da Vinci. Sadly I don't know any more but really... Actors are not that valuable, even though everyone is.. I mean, compare actors to scientists. Who contributed more? Whom do we need the most? Granted, only Turing is really relevant today but the others were smart.
User avatar #12 to #12 - drhoffable ONLINE (04/10/2011) [-]
yes, u have 5 people out of billions of people. u prove nothing, the gay community shouldnt try to be treated better than they already are treated. they dont deserve marrage rights and all that other ******** that they ask for, just be happy that u are accepted from some ppl, and stop acting like u guys need to be treated different. i only hate the gays that try to hard. im not saying your like that, im just stating how i feel, and if how i feel offends you, then let it be.
User avatar #13 to #13 - jacksdiner (04/10/2011) [-]
I'm not gay, I'm Bi.

So you think, just because they aren't the majority, they don't deserve the same rights? By your logic, anyone that isn't white shouldn't be allowed to be married.
User avatar #14 to #14 - drhoffable ONLINE (04/10/2011) [-]
well im sorry, i thought you were gay, i dont really mind BI sexual people as much as straight up gays bc u atleast find girls attractive. no matter what u tell me, im never going to like most gay people, just because of the idea of it, im a happy straight male. being gay just goes against my belief and im sorry if i offended you, but thats how i feel.
User avatar #21 to #15 - jacksdiner (04/11/2011) [-]
So you're a Christian?
User avatar #1 - jesusofallgods (03/26/2011) [-]
lawl, your stuff pree funny
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1876204/Oh+God+Not+Her/ check that out and thumb please? :)
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