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Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Content Ranking:#6495
Comment Ranking:#32075
Highest Content Rank:#6392
Highest Comment Rank:#5832
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Comment Thumbs: 735 total,  1060 ,  325
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
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Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 168 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 169 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Content Views:9002
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:400
FJ Points:786

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#380 - This is the first time I've seen a repost make it to the #1 sp… 04/08/2014 on A Marine meets his match 0
#1 - MS Paint skills off the charts, lad 04/05/2014 on 8====D~~~ O: 0
#1 - It's not just you 04/05/2014 on hey admin, help me out here +1
#239 - lol 04/05/2014 on Lesbian Sex +1
#200 - Can you make a mash up of Iron Man with Iron Man?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Iron Man Mashups 0
#204 - fatspartan (04/03/2014) [-]
Boom
User avatar #205 - trogdorrules (04/03/2014) [-]
That's a marine crossed with Iron Man
User avatar #249 - thempc (04/03/2014) [-]
no it's admin crossed with iron man
#303 - Thanks I was genuinely starting to think there was no one … 04/01/2014 on Fucking naziscum 0
#34 - "Because of reasons" is starting to become veeee…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Fucking Ron +4
User avatar #41 - lastweek (04/01/2014) [-]
Because of reasons your argument is invalid.
#38 - newsuperyoshi (04/01/2014) [-]
I've hung on to this for a while...
User avatar #37 - nibbero (04/01/2014) [-]
It's because of reasons.
#44 - Generally I refuse to thumb down trolls but you're just so POLITE 03/29/2014 on cool 0
#83 - Oh my god he's 41?? jesus 03/29/2014 on Different kind of big bang... 0
#86 - Why are you assuming that she agreed to the sex? Just because …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on guess what i found +1
User avatar #130 - TheHutchie (03/23/2014) [-]
If she says, "okay", she's consenting. If she doesn't, you back off.

I think it's just as likely, if not more, that this girl consented then regretted it and cried "rape" than that she was actually raped.

We have no way to tell, but like I said, being raped and drunkenly agreeing to sex are two different things.
#6 - he's up all night to get Loki 03/22/2014 on Description +12
#5 - The bitch spelled carat wrong Don't correct someone's spel…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Two carrot ring -5
#6 - miwauturu (03/16/2014) [-]
Both are actually acceptable, but considering the symbol for karat is "k" I don't know how the spelling with a c came about.
User avatar #7 - Temari (03/16/2014) [-]
karat is almost always used exclusively for gold, though.
User avatar #11 - badboyscout (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't think 2 karat gold is common though
User avatar #23 - Temari (03/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the problem with the person's response. If the carrot ring person said "my mom bought me an 8 carrot ring" and the person corrected them with "karat", they'd possibly be right. But when they correct "2 carrot" as "karat", that's ridiculous, because a 2 carat ring is definitely about diamonds (or other precious stones).
User avatar #8 - Temari (03/16/2014) [-]
And carat is for the gems or precious stones, like diamonds or whatever else.
#48 - i mean you said please... I had to...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Mark me down as scared and... 0
#49 - shareacokewith (03/16/2014) [-]
Manners cost nothing.
#46 - It's not a movie- it's an episode of Saturday Night Live.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Mark me down as scared and... +1
#47 - shareacokewith (03/16/2014) [-]
this is how I feel about you right now.
#48 - drfaust (03/16/2014) [-]
i mean you said please...
I had to...
#49 - shareacokewith (03/16/2014) [-]
Manners cost nothing.
#46 - He was the first Gungan to represent his people in the senate?…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Jar Jar Binks 0
#50 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
>it took them THAT LONG for the Gungans to join the galactic council?

The Gungans and the humans didn't get along before that time. As Boss Nass said:
"Wesa no like the Naboo. *tic tic tic.* Da Naboo tink day so smarty, day tink day brains so big!"
User avatar #56 - nass (03/14/2014) [-]
CAN YOU PEOPLE STOP MENTIONING ME EVERYWHERE
#58 - konamicode (03/14/2014) [-]
u mad?
#171 - nass (03/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #52 - huntergriff (03/14/2014) [-]
This.
#327 - It's ok for a 9 year old to like My Little Pony You're not… 03/14/2014 on Applejack > Rainbow Dash +5
#72 - Holy **** that is so much hotter than black widow 03/14/2014 on The Mighty Thor Facts +1
#17 - You would think after the 8th time this is reposted they would… 03/12/2014 on Top lel +5
#91 - One of the things that annoys me about the Star Wars fandom is…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Chewbacca 0
User avatar #104 - huntergriff (03/13/2014) [-]
What angelusprimus said. In fact the context for that line was for han to be "obviously lying" To which obi-wan would have scoffed at. Since obiwan didn't make the scoff obvious, it was...well changed.
#99 - angelusprimus (03/12/2014) [-]
It was a mistake in the original script that has in the meantime been retconned.
In expanded universe, set up is that all trade in Star Wars universe happens along established Hyperspace routes, that are safe paths through hyperspace. They can be pretty complex and go through very roundabout ways.
In hyperspace all ships of a certain hyperdrive class travel at same speed. So speed of a ship is measured in how much time they can save by shaving the edges of safe hyperspace route without blowing up in the process.
#97 - onyxleigion (03/12/2014) [-]
Luke Skywalker says in the movies that parsecs are a unit of distance. It wasn't a mistake. That's the point.
#617 - Hey admin, I've been on since the greentimes and I want yo… 03/11/2014 on Tell me anything +1
#7 - Welp off to **** 03/08/2014 on I must control myself +1
#58 - Heh heh... Hooch is crazy. 03/08/2014 on Fukkin scrubs +1
#3 - >crimea river my sides 03/01/2014 on Putin's FW +82
#41 - Mmmmm clambake 02/22/2014 on tumblr plot twist 0
#74 - I know you're right Just so you don't feel like the only s… 02/20/2014 on It's a burrrr. +6
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