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drfaust

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Date Signed Up:1/08/2010
Last Login:5/04/2015
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Highest Comment Rank:#5832
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Total Comments Made:406
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#94 - I don't get it. Can someone explain to me why the kid would wa…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Malcolm X in the Middle -1
User avatar #101 - Aristizle (10/14/2014) [-]
He got a D or a F in math. The worst you can do. He raised it to a C (barely passed) instead of an A (did very well). He went for the easier to believe lie. No way he got an A, but MAYBE he could have got a C.
#97 - youxbarstard (10/14/2014) [-]
Because he knows he's a dumb ass in everything but cooking so he did that to make it seem more believable.
User avatar #96 - CrowbarNinja (10/14/2014) [-]
Instead of choosing A+ he chose C to make it more believable.
User avatar #95 - istilluseaol (10/14/2014) [-]
cause an a would be obvious that he forged it
#12 - I'd still tap that out of sheer patriotism 'MURICA 08/27/2014 on MURICA'!!! +7
#18 - Implying she cheated on him numerous times and had multiple ch… 08/18/2014 on how to catch a cheat +8
#1 - I've been watching this for like 5 minutes now and he's really…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Dig your own hole. +33
User avatar #4 - velho (08/14/2014) [-]
Pretty shitty worker, don't you think? Never hire this guy.
#14 - This would be the greatest remake of Danny the Champion of the World 08/14/2014 on Senior Prank +2
#9 - Hey so first of all, you reposted this Secondly, you d…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Mitch Hedberg -13
#11 - Ken M (08/13/2014) [-]
you must be fun at parties oh sorry, I forgot, you dont get invited to parties
User avatar #39 - collateraldamageco (08/13/2014) [-]
He probably throws parties himself but no one comes because he's an asshole
#6 - thumbed for description 07/24/2014 on second +1
#90 - Ty haha 07/24/2014 on Pokeshaming Part 3 0
#88 - Isn't the cactus one a digimon?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Pokeshaming Part 3 +1
#89 - thesovereigngrave (07/24/2014) [-]
That is Cacturne.
#90 - drfaust (07/24/2014) [-]
Ty haha
#45 - Love 07/23/2014 on Positive Happy Thread 0
#15 - There once was a man from Nantucket whose cock was so long…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Numbers, Mason 5 +27
User avatar #46 - rui (07/23/2014) [-]
>his cock fits an ear
#341 - You sound lonely. You can message me if you need someone to ta… 07/17/2014 on my kinky gay son 0
#7 - I'm waiting for his skin to react to the water and so his body… 07/17/2014 on Just showing friends 0
#7 - If anybody's curious this is from Genesis, Chapter 32 07/11/2014 on There would be fewer atheists 0
#669 - **drfaust rolls 4,509** I'm only a man, but 07/09/2014 on halp, im trapped in a sticky 0
#3022 - **drfaust rolls 249,622,354** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#7 - Hey this is really funny good work 06/25/2014 on I Noah Guy +1
#50 - The "free will" one is stupid All the study show…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on This Week In Science +3
User avatar #98 - silentfapper (06/23/2014) [-]
There are two sides, obviously, to this argument, and those are if the choices we make in life are pre-determined or if we consciously make these decisions. In the study that you mentioned, and the post mentioned, the conductor of the experiment would ask the participant to raise their arm, but by looking a the brain, they saw that the brain made the choice of which arm to raise before the person was even aware of the decision. How can a person make self-determined choices, make sense of the world, and even self-actualize when neuroscientific evidence seems to indicate that our brains are making decisions before we even realize it? But this brings up another question, if free will isn't real, what is the point of life if we are just robots who are pre-programmed to make choices that we have no control of?
#70 - IamWhoIam (06/23/2014) [-]
Most people would consider free will to be CONSCIOUSLY making the choice. If the choice is made before you consciously choose to is it still technically free will is what they're trying to decide.
#17 - What's the female equivalent of a cockblock?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Rape Denied +6
User avatar #27 - kyrptoniax (06/21/2014) [-]
Clam Jam.
#28 - redeadhunter (06/21/2014) [-]
Can't get slammed? You've been clam jammed.
#18 - brknsoul (06/21/2014) [-]
Beaver Dam
#76 - You can also listen to a less depressing and more angry/upbeat… 06/21/2014 on I cRY evry tim +2
#61 - Movie theatre at auschwitz How do you even think of that  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on remember the 60 milion! +3
User avatar #257 - catdevil (06/13/2014) [-]
Very simple
THE WORLD KNEW ABOUT THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS.
so of course the Nazis were all like:
"we are doing it to protect the Jews from the Polish people" (very original I must say)
OR
"The Jews are dangerous and we are scared and we must lock them away"(yes the S.S cannot deal with a bunch of Jews).
So of course they locked them away in most ghettos they were not allowed to have such things but for public relations,diplomatic pressure and sometimes the Nazi commander of that area being a little sympathetic with the Jews would allow them to have libraries and such.(Ever heard of ghetto vilna? the nazi commander there WENT TO THE JEWISH PLAYS AND WATCH IT WITH THEM).
But that didn't change the fact they still only gave them 200-500 calories at best.
the rest of the food they had to get them self and they were fucking locked behind bars not being able to make food only to smuggle and beg for it.
Also how the fuck does this change what happened? that is like saying "OMG THEY HAD A MOVIE THEATRE??? THE ONLY SOLUTION IS THAT ALL THOSE BODIES ARE FAKE AND THAT IS A HUGE JEWISH PROPAGANDA"
Have you not studied this in history?
and also "thegrimgenius" you're missing out all the fun
#10 - Your comic is funny Congratulations 06/10/2014 on Couples Therapy +7
#32 - American master race? 06/07/2014 on it has a lot of pot 0
#22 - Is this like a Swedish doney luchador or 06/01/2014 on Prepare the Dalahast! 0
#1 - Comment deleted 06/01/2014 on When I drink 0

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