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drewjitsu

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Date Signed Up:9/25/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#106 - Crazy people who are at their wits end do, however, and those … 01/09/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? +5
#105 - See I said this stuff was a bad idea the other day. I'm not s… 01/09/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? +39
#129 - **Every normal kid wants to be a grown up. 01/09/2016 on Her "First Moon Party" 0
#58 - Correct...on all parts. 01/09/2016 on Her "First Moon Party" -2
#11 - Some gyms ban dropping weights and loud noises. My family own… 01/09/2016 on When witches lift +4
#40 - My grandpa has 5 cats for that reason. An entire litter chose him. 01/09/2016 on too cute 0
#39 - Squirrels are vicious. They aren't scared of people. I hunt,…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on too cute +12
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#52 - kandazz (01/09/2016) [-]
My cat's eaten 2 full grown squirrels right in front of me. Well... parts of full grown squirrels. It's really messed up waking up to crunching noises and looking over the edge of your bed to see a dead whole squirrel, minus a leg, getting munched on.

I told him good job and disposed of the rest that he didn't eat.
#8 - "There!" 01/09/2016 on heard you talkin shit +21
#31 - Lich King was awesome, this is druid version. Can still be fu… 01/09/2016 on How does one save a donkey +1
#53 - They associate it with growing up. Every kid wants to be a grown up.  [+] (15 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Her "First Moon Party" +35
#101 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
I never wanted to grow up. I've dreaded being an adult for as long as I can remember.

And now that I am, I fuckin hate it. Probably mostly due to a lifetime of conditioning myself to hate it. Self-fulfilling prophecy and all that.
#129 - drewjitsu (01/09/2016) [-]
**Every normal kid wants to be a grown up.
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#120 - Felris (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah I've always had a bit of a fear of growing up tbh. It's more of a general fear of aging though. Old people terrify me.
#94 - insanefreak (01/09/2016) [-]
Eh, I have to disagree.
My dad explained to me that being a grown up meant responsibilities. That prospect really didn't appeal to me.
Also, he said it required keeping your clothes clean and proper and being polite to others.

I liked being a kid more than being an adult.
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#57 - trolljunkusa (01/09/2016) [-]
It's kinda like the female equivalent of your balls dropping

I remember in middle school my friends balls dropped way before all of ours did and he could make a slapping noise with his balls and we all wanted our balls to drop so bad so we could make that noise too and finally once all of our balls dropped me and my friends sat in a room making the slapping noise with our balls


I had a weird middle school.
#95 - bloodoffear (01/09/2016) [-]
Yall need some fucking jesus. When I was in middle school I liked bats and edgy stuff and vidya and cute girls. I was going *patpatpatpat* with my friends...
#86 - urmomsagrot (01/09/2016) [-]
You... you what now? Slapping noise with your balls? You did what?
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#79 - FireFront (01/09/2016) [-]
That's not how it works...

What you just described would be a temperature regulation mechanic of the scrotum.
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#61 - pittheus (01/09/2016) [-]
Uhh, I believe the balls drop during infancy. I dunno what happened to you guys in middle school but I don't think it was that.
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#119 - mistercookie (01/09/2016) [-]
I think what he's referring to is just the testicles enlarging, which is the earliest sign of puberty in guys.
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#87 - myrtille (01/09/2016) [-]
The balls are originally tucked inside the body sort of as a baby, and they drop a little, but they drop A LOT during puberty. Like one month your balls are all tight and tucked up in there and then they're just hanging around slappin all over the place.
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#78 - FireFront (01/09/2016) [-]
That's not how the scrotum works. What you just described is a temperature regulation mechanic.
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#82 - luluwho (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh, my bad. TY
#58 - drewjitsu (01/09/2016) [-]
Correct...on all parts.

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