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#38 - On the topic of this kind of thing, imagine just how much the … 07/18/2016 on Fur is Murder +4
#32 - Yes, but they're fired by an army of inbreds cloned 300 times …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2016 on J U S T I C E +2
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#46 - ruba (07/07/2016) [-]
Hellions are pretty high-ranking officers, meaning they are actually functioning individuals.

Not as smart or tough as bombards, but getting there..

They also hit pretty reliably when not fighting someone that can jump ten meters in the air and parkour so well Faith is jelly.
#20 - Let's not and say we did.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2016 on artist +9
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#34 - elduroto (07/01/2016) [-]
Oh god I hate those things
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#22 - heartlessrobot (07/01/2016) [-]
Plz no
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#21 - kameken (06/30/2016) [-]
Let's do and say we did.
#41 - Should I get the first Dark souls while it's on sale? I've tri…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2016 on Dark souls comp #15 0
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#57 - evilpotato (06/26/2016) [-]
DS1 has much better controls and the character is more responsive. You will need DSfix though.

I strongly advise getting a ps3 or Xbox 360 controller. You'll probably want one for other third person games eventually. If you really want to play with mouse and keyboard, download this mod to make it a bit easier to manage: www.nexusmods.com/darksouls/mods/28/?tab=3&selected_game=162&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fdarksouls%2Fajax%2Fmodimages%2F%3Fid%3D28%26user%3D1%26gid%3D162&pUp=1
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#50 - mintea (06/26/2016) [-]
Dark souls 1 is worth it at full price imo, definitely get it on sale.
It's hard but fair, whereas ds2's difficulty was mostly bullshit stuff. I agree with the other guy, you want to use a controller for ds1.
#48 - seanoooooo (06/26/2016) [-]
Definitely get DS1 on sale. I personally found it to be much much better than DS2. Fights are slightly less about "Oh shit there's a 100 of them" and more around about timing for a parry. In DS1 I can't remember any situation (not saying there aren't any though) where I had to deal with more than 5-6 enemies at once, and individual danger tended to scale inversely with numbers (ie. Six regular hollows that are 1 hit-KO vs 1 black knight).

P.s. IMO Controller is necessary for any and all dark souls games on PC, especially for DS1 (DS2 actually has better PC controls)
#39 - Oh ****, spiral knights. I forgot that existed. Here's hop… 06/12/2016 on What even are cats +4
#140 - **drenforcicle used "*roll picture*"** **drenforcicle rolle… 06/04/2016 on *roll for your new parents* 0
#48 - Here's one of my favorites. 05/26/2016 on Video Game Soundtracks Comp... 0
#49 - It could be worse. It could be an artist with a style you …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Moo +29
#103 - plantain (05/19/2016) [-]
Fucking Shadman
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#154 - thepizzadevourer (05/20/2016) [-]
Preach, son, preach! every dang time I'm always like "eh, this looks promising, how bad could it possibly geOH GOD"
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#118 - thundergyra (05/20/2016) [-]
>Fapping to Shadman comic
>Getting really hot
>Nearing the end
>Someone gets cut open with a knife
Eric Cartman swearing God fucking dammit
#90 - tiles has deleted their comment.
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#51 - thepizzadevourer (05/19/2016) [-]
I've found it, there are a few (like, two) decent pictures but they're far too few in number
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#64 - fantasticfox (05/19/2016) [-]
link to both accounts?
#152 - thepizzadevourer (05/20/2016) [-]
graphiteknight.tumblr.com/ SFW

ipaiwithmylittleeye.tumblr.com/ NSFW

He reblogs stuff from other accounts, but if you just click on the "my art" tag you're all set also Mattie thirsty af, yo
#71 - Almost 10 year old account and no 99's..... such a plebian :/ 05/02/2016 on Runescape Comp 11 +3
#19 - A shred of warframe content on FJ? Never thought I'd see the d…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on Random shite comp 0
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#22 - deroderpderp (04/23/2016) [-]
Fuck yeah man. He never really caught my eye but I'm pretty exited.