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#2 - Looks pretty effective to me 09/22/2015 on Pokemon +3
#9 - The woman was the blackmailer. He didn't give two ***** si…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2015 on Jaromír Jágr +8
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#16 - notanotheraccount (09/22/2015) [-]
Damn I hope he dumps her.
#34 - Don't know where the anime is, utb i really like king (sloth),… 09/16/2015 on or the nips 0
#85 - I thought this was meant to be a happy show, wtf? also di…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2015 on Is it porn? +1
#108 - xerxic (09/14/2015) [-]
You could read the summery below, or just read the 30 or so comics from about here on: cad-comic.com/cad/20120914
Ethan was dicking around with his butter powered time machine, which turned on because a future version of himself activated it. He then kidnaps himself into the horrible future where humans are slaves and dairy is illegal. Apparently Ethan eventually managed to fix his robot pal Zeke's girlfriend bot Embla. This turned out horribly wrong, since Embla encouraged Zeke's 'kill all humans' sentiments. Embla is destroyed for trying to kill everyone in their sleep, so Zeke does the only rational thing and murders everyone Ethan ever loved in front of him. Then Zeke takes over the world. Future Ethan has to churn another batch of butter to power the machine, and past Ethan gets captured by the rebels. The rebels are aware of Ethan creating Zeke, and are understandably completely pissed. Past Ethan escapes and returns to the time machine, now powered, but a rebel scout follows, and is understandably freaked out seeing a fucking time machine. Future Ethan shoots the rebel scout Past Ethan was talking to, because they're dangerous and want him dead and shit. Dying rebel chick kills future Ethan with last breath, Time machine is damaged in process. Ethan jumps into time rift to prevent this horrible future, and also the universe destroying consequences of an exploding time machine. Lucas, Zeke and Lilah hear the imploding time machine, knowing Ethan was down there. Probably nothing left to bury. Epilogue: Lucas names his first born son Ethan. Zeke is accepted by the U.S. as the first A.I. citizen. And Lilah invests her life into The Church of Gaming, and builds a proper church building for it.
And then a few months of filler comic and a reboot I've yet to bother with.
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#106 - kamehameleon (09/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, he basically went to the future, saw how much of the world he fucked up and decided not to go back through the portal as it was closing, meaning he was never around during that time to fuck up and Lilah (or whatever her name is) survives
it sucked
#18 - No it's becky 09/13/2015 on Pourin Oakenshield 0
#142 - Cursive 09/10/2015 on Pick out the best fonts for FJ 0
#5 - I was kinda figuring one of them to be Zaheer from TLOK killin… 09/09/2015 on Breathtaking photos #15 -2
#51 - i'd say it's fun, feels good to get matches and nice conversat… 09/09/2015 on Tinder Comp 4 +1
#170 - None of us like change at all, remember how crazy we went afte…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2015 on Thumb complaint spam container +1
#175 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Yes and we forced him to change it back because the bell was retarded AS ARE THESE CANCER THUMBS
#3 - Can i have some of whatever they're on? 09/06/2015 on Happy song +1